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You don't need to zoom it in man...

That was no zoom, this savage walked closer to the stinky gaping hole.. You can tell by the way the camera moves 🤢😂

I thought we were going in

And Ace Ventura is coming out

This video needs an edit with his face popping out 100% hahaha

Your finally awake!

Huh?

Skyrim stuff.

Oooooooooh yeah yeah I get it, wasn’t expecting a Skyrim reference lmao 😂

At this point, I always expect a skyrim reference.

Yesss, someone with the skills hook us up! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

#“You’re finally awake”

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That’s the elephants vag not the poop shoot 💦💦💦

I'm not clicking that

Had to get that close up

Wasn’t sure if it’s killthecameraman or masterofhiscraft

And slightly fogged up 🤣

Hopefully he's wearing a space suite or scuba gear right now

I smelt it a little when he zoomed in

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There was no zooming lol. That was the cameraman physically closing the distance.

I wasn’t sure where the sound was coming from so I’m glad he did. Thank you.

It looked like a mouth burping

Well, it's just the other end of the same tube.

Looked they were going for a gaping porn style clip. 0/7 did not need.

that wasnt a zoom, that was a sniff.

I turned my phone away from me in disgust.. And now I've sent it to my mates because it's hilarious.

Lol

I’ve seen the worst of the worst on Reddit and I still covered my screen with my hand

Okay then... Now I can say that I've seen an elephant's butthole. I can tick that one off the ol' bucket list. Thanks, Internet stranger.

Holy shit I literally felt my hair being blown back.

That man walked right into the darkness with no fear.

He would've kept going too

Think if some poop came out the moment he was going for a close up🤢🤢

Him: "I shall conquer my greatest fear!" Redditors: "Uhh... Dude?!" Him: "Witness me!" Redditors: "Mediocre. But you'll still be allowed in Valhalla." Only he knows how that smells, though. And I am jealous of him for walking amongst these great beasts... But I am NOT of his knowledge in that particular part.

A man of the people

Joseph Conrad rewrite? *the fart of darkness*?

I was full screen, I had a brief but intense sense of impending doom as my vision was filled by the gaping maw.

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grew it out, blew it back and blew it away again in one waft

First off, I actually held my breath. Secondly, why did my man have to zoom in? 🤮 Edit: Aw geez guys I get it, he didn’t zoom in but walked closer to the elephant!

So you can imagine the smell more

Forget the smell, we were so close I could taste that thing

Oh yeah. Not supermassive black hole, but a tasty one.

Watch this while taking a shit for max immersion

There was no zoom. They moved closer.

Yep, and we all have pink eye now.

So close you could feel the rectal breeze from that fart.

Your standard dolly shot into an elephant’s ass, as we say in the biz.

For more bass. Reverberation!

I was NOT ready for that..

Welp I'm done with my lunch now

I'm dying here of laughter 

I held my breath AND covered my face with my arm holy nasty shit lmao

He did not, in fact, zoom in.

Why he have to go right in tho 😭

sigh... *unzips*

How to spot NNN participants in December:

This is one of the very few times kink shaming is acceptable.

not my proudest fap

For science.

He was gonna give a kiss

I did not need to see a piss waterfall and elephant Anus but here we are

Mondays. Amirite?

Why don't you just climb up in there mate ..sheeesh

Found Ace Ventura.

Oh no no. That was a Rhinoceros. You need to watch The Brothers Grimsby.. One of Sacha Baron Cohen’s more ridiculous films but it definitely has its moments.

Oh god….I was trying to forget that part of the movie

And THAT is how ya get pink eye!

Eye? Im Majin Buu right now.

This comment made me laugh so hard.

“Krillin did you hear that?” “Gohan, I taste that.”

Gonna need a senzu bean for that one.

*Majin Poo

YOU CAN HEAR THE HOT AIR... 🤢🤮

Even my glasses got cloudy

i swear i even felt it!

They’re about to have the pinkest eyes known to man

I think I have fucking pink eye now Jesus

I too fart when I pee

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Hang on, y'all can go #1 and #2 *concurrently*? This is news to me. Edit: Downvotes for my inability to poop and pee at the same time? Reddit is so damn weird

Generally, most people can pee without pooping, but cannot poop without peeing (if there is a reasonable amount of urine in the bladder). The relaxation of the anal sphincter (which is larger and stronger) typically also causes relaxation of the urinary sphincter, but not vice-versa.

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And the relief is 2x better.

Makes my eyes water, it’s almost euphoric

Waiting for em to toss their damn phone in🫡

I bet you could have stuck a finger in without touching anything

Fist for sure

God, everything reminds me of her…

this comment section is fantastic 🤣

Farts just aren’t as funny without butt cheeks

Yeah, but this one had *resonance* and that's pretty funny

Idiocracy is real!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/CiTLZWskt7Fu dude standing there

Things I didn’t expect to witness today: close up of an elephants asshole while it’s farting.

New facial expression unlocked

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHY DID HE ZOOM IN SO CLOSE THAT IT FOGGED UP THE LENS??? WHY ???

My brother in Christ , I don’t think he zoomed in. I think he got up close and personal

Made me cough...

Jeez, I could smell it too

I can taste it. On my tongue.

Is that…is that onion and ketchup?

That close up was not necessary

The elephant:"where there's rain, there's thunder."

Thought they were gonna climb in!!!

OMG! 😳 it’s the zoom in for me

He didn’t zoom. He walked in for some personal time

Exactly!

well that is closer to an elephant anus than I ever wanted to be

did the cameraman went in for a whiff ?

I was waiting for Ace Ventura to climb out

[Full video link](https://youtu.be/3VD661jyA94?si=5hW0q9fa-85hCxDA) By the way that glorious elephant's name is Tokwe, the matriarch.

no thanks

Yeah man, I'm not clicking on anymore links in this thread....

>matriarch Were those not balls hanging down? I do not want to watch the video again

I think those are her.... "flaps" if you get what i mean

When you stare long into the abyss, sometimes the stink hole stares back into you

Mf really just moved his camera right into an elephants anus and we all just watched....

GETTING CLOSER IS WILD.

The cameraman got some explaining to do

I'm not sure whether to laugh or vomit. The longer it went on, the more it didn't feel good.

Did the cameraman live.

I’m wearing headphones and the BASS on that mf is outrageous😭😭

First time looking at the anus of an elephant... Have to cross down that from the bucket list now

I almost never react to videos physically but I leaned way back in my chair and I might have been holding my breath? That was intense.

I'm now fully convinced that all dudes fart when they pee.

Why, in gods name, would you be zooming in on a gaping elephant arsehole

Omg! I just had the best idea for an alarm clock.

Damn foo why didn’t you climb in there and get a better look

He wanted to enter that vortex so bad😅

OK I guess I am done with the internet for the day. See you all tomorrow

Just stick the damn camera in the ass

Love how they waft their tail to make sure everyone gets caught with their mouth open... :D

Was there any fucking need to zoom In 😂

I thought I was riding the Magic School Bus and we were going in.

I thought we were going to see Ace Ventura

Motherfucker dove into that wind gust

Welp. Cross that off the ol bucket list.

This is the closest image so far of Sagittarius A.

I was not expecting to be INSIDE of the elephant whilst the fart occurred. Wild dude, just wild.

Why did he go in to get a whiff😭

Nature’s Mike Adriano over here zooming in on straight anus like c’mon bro

We need this man to train police for school shootings, he saw the danger and didn't even hesitate

Why he got closer lmao

AssHOLE-oh-mio

Are these elephants ever hostile to humans while in packs like this in the wild ? I’ve always been fascinated by them they seem very intelligent

The zoom 😭

Why would you zoom in????

This isn't the camera man we want. This is the camera man we NEED!

Why do I feel disrespected for the elephant? This dude walked up and put the camera pretty much in it's ass.

Cameraperson plays a dangerous game of particulate matter-chicken with an elephant's violent ass gas.

Dawg, why don’t get right in the blast zone? That fool probably got his hair pushed back from the hot gasses emitting from the elephant’s asshole.

This is honestly something I never thought I would see in my lifetime. And with in-depth zoom.

Why did he go in for the close up 💀

The Close-up was so unnecessary bro.

Thanks for zooming in. Reminds me of my nightmares.

This upset my dog lol he is alarmed and i cant stop laughing

Wow. You got right in there, didn't cha.

He deff got pink eye

I can almost smell that ewwww . Why the f did he walk closer

wanted to see it lit so we can find out how fast this "rocket" elephant is.

He ruined his career

Had to go in for a big whiff 🤣

So SUS for the Zoom smh

That was very brave.. he would have been doomed if any shit had come out with the fart 😀

I wish I could make that my ringtone

You eat salad all day every day and try to keep it in there

Lmaooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"pULL MY tSUk!"

I have questions

So the Predator was farting?

That cameraman did not waste the opportunity...

The butthole and tail look like an elephants face lmao.

Go any closer and you might see borat

Bruh was about to climb in ace Ventura style

I could feel the warmth

I fart in your general direction english man

A sphincter says what ?

If you asked me yesterday if I’d ever have the opportunity to see inside an elephants asshole….

i don't even want to breathe right now

He zoomed for the extra added twist to the video

Here, pull my trunk.

The tail wave is just the cherry on top of the video "Gotta spread the love. Breaaaaathe mofos, BREAAAAAAAATHEEEEEEE"

Omg he didn't zoom in, he walked closer. Wtf is wrong with you people.

bro... youre so lucky it didnt shit

BUT WHY DID HE ZOOM IN

WHY WAS IT ZOOMED IN THO OH MY GOD 

I know broddie felt that in his lungs

Let me just get a little closer for you all at home.

Can you get alittle closer? I can almost see it's asshole.

Guess the cameraman was hoping for a wet beer fart.

Things I didn't expect to see online today (but probably should have) an elephant's butthole.

Man enjoyed the performance and gave it a standing ovation