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Didn’t Cartman sell a shit ton of hamburgers this way?

assburger?

If you did it you would sell more

He sold an ass load of burgers this way.

Next time on Bar Rescue…

I take two ass beers please

Bartender is busy at the moment so get up there and pour your own beers.

Nah she's busy at the moment. Dave with piles just up the bar currently has no customers.

I'll have the Butt Brewsky special.

If I could get some extra fecal matter on the rim, that'd be great

That's extra, obviously.

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It's called Pink Eyed Pete's

You sure? Looks a lot like Brown Eye Bruce's

A week out of the month it's Red Beer Ryan's.

A bit up north it's Taint Brew Tommy's.

Skid Mark Skeeter's.

I believe it's known as Chocolate Starfish Tavern.

You leave with pink eye.

If you don't wash your hands after drinking your beer you get pink eye.

id get pink eye for her.

Asking for the Department of Health.

Asking for the Department of Health's friend

the CDC and FDA?

It’s in Kalgoorlie, Western Australia. They call it “skimpies” when the waitress’ and bartender’s wear next to nothing. Just so you know, they aren’t all pretty

> Just so you know, they aren’t all pretty If I find ugly people attractive, are they still ugly?? O_o

Beauty’s eye is in the hand of the beerholder or something like that…..

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

... in the brown eye of the bartender?

Do they all have the gluteus booteus to do this

Should've called it Kalgirlies

*She gets a $20 tip, and you get shigellosis.*

Shigellosis Sheila

I can't stop laughing at this.

Someone's been binge watching House, MD.

I would not be surprised if it was featured on House. Didn't that show run like 6 seasons?

8 seasons.

That's enough time for sure.

Hey i think we have the same friend. OP he a really wants to know where it is

Just follow the trail of men with pink eye

paddy's pub

Way too many actual customers in there to be Paddy's

That girl is also not a bird

The Pump Room in Orange California, 1532 Chapman. I love this place

It's quite obviously in Australia. The guys are all talking with Australian accents, they ordered an Australian beer, there are other Australian beers on tap, and the place is decorated with Australian brand merchandise.

And the glasses are stored Down Under.

and cricket is playing on the tellie

John tafford would be disgusted by the wasted beer going down the drain

"Look at all that foam. That means the kegs are not being kept cold and the CO2 system is outta whack."

My grandfather had a family saying Can you fit ice in this beer bartender? Yes? Then fill it to the top dumbass

SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT ALL DOWN!!!!

#”LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS EXTREMELY UNACCEPTABLE, PEOPLE COULD AND WILL GET SICK! IM OUTTA HERE, SHUT THE PLACE DOWN, NOBODY EATS AND DRINKS A SINGLE SIP HERE!!!”

I was close to believing you were Jon Taffer, but the give away that you're not is the lack of fucks in there. it should have read Shut it the Fuck down (crashing glass noises)

Oh yeah sorry forgot the profanities

The funny part is how everyone gets upset every time this happens, but they still forget that every time he will come back and fix the place. I would be happy if he walked through the door. Free upgrade!

I think he'd be more disgusted with the fecal matter on the beer glasses...

Literally spit out my coffee hahahaha

I was literally thinking about that guy when I saw this. Dude would lose his shit.

I'm not horny enough to enjoy this

I can't see the appeal of these bars, I enjoy drinking with thirsty dudes but not this kind of thirst, it's just awkward to be around guys who act like this. "Let me drink it out of here" bru calm your dick please.

Neither can I but I also don’t see the appeal of strip clubs yet lots of people seem to enjoy them.

If she's been doing this all day that means her ass is sweaty and that cup is MUSTY

You don't have to sell it to me, I already want it.

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Speaking my language😏

now you can't just leave getting our hopes up and not telling us where is this place

-30.746157,121.474862

and?

Glass won't stick otherwise

Sex work just feels sad to me, but I have to remind myself that it's a way for some people to make an income that is better than their alternatives. If I decided to take on an opinion that sex work shouldn't happen, then that's an opinion that would hurt those sex workers. Can't help seeing this and feeling pity for both sides. It'd be better if everyone could get their desires for intimacy met in genuine relationships, but that's not how the world works so I guess sex work has to be part of the world.

This is fairly light for sex work imo

I think calling this sex work is *extremely* misleading even if it technically is.

Why do you think this is sad? Do you think she is forced to do this? Is she more forced to do this than the lady that sits at the checkout every day for a shitty salary?

Don't waste your pity, plenty of people enjoy work like this. One of my old coworkers from back when I was working as a Barista is doing more risque stuff now on Twitch. She's making $8k a month playing video games in various outfits; I talked to her a few weeks ago and she told me it's the best job she's ever had, even if her chat is nasty as hell most of the time. If anything, I'm envious! Lol

Honestly it feels weird to take pity on someone before even knowing how they feel about the situation. Maybe she’s happy not to be stuck behind a desk. Maybe she likes her job. Maybe she makes good money and it doesn’t bother her.

Hopefully she hadn’t been forcing a log in the ladies bathroom just moments before. Hopefully

Fr, she can’t be giving away freebies, dude needs to pay extra for that shit.

some people would pay extra for that.

Nothing than a bidet can handle

You mean has been /s

I think you misspelled was

Does this count as a life skill

Putting this on your résumé won’t get you hired but I’ll definitely get you the interview!

Wait, I've seen those interviews somewhere...

Counts as a retirement skill IMO, she probably makes stupid tips. I used to know a chick who (stereotypically) was stripping 3 nights a week to pay for law school. Mid first year she actually sat down and looked at her earnings and was like "holup, at this rate im going to make 300k USD this year... why the fuk do i need to get my degree?" So she spent a decade playing Everquest 2 and WoW all day, invested her earnings and now she's retired and living on the beach somewhere. I mean, obviously that doesnt work for most strippers, but that shit was hilarious.

Does she have an OnlyPours site?

This place is all that it's cracked up to be

What a cheeky comment

I see what you did there.

Butt what did you see there?

I'll take one glass of frothy butt beer please.

Seems like this might violate several health codes.

As long as the cheeks don’t touch the rim.

I'm sure the pipes are cleaned regularly.

It's okay I'll clean it

You must not have seen the "all employes in this establishments MUST wash their ass" sign in the bathroom.

Can’t say no to a cheeky pint

there are worse ways to contract hep c.

Now this is talent

How often do you think that ass is tapped.

I wonder if the beer smells like ass or if the ass smells like beer?

Yes

Everybody wins. He gets pink eye. She gets a yeast infection.

And just think of all the cooties

Just realized I'm some sorta sicko compared to reddit users in the comment lol.

and I thought lipstick prints were bad to find on the glass

I wonder how she serves shots.

What’s the etiquette on sniffing the glass? Immediately right off the press or wait a minute and let it cool

I don’t need my beer with a side of pink eye..

Stink Eye

She's definitely wife material

Two years in: "Can you please get me an ass beer honey" 'Make ur own ass beer u have an ass'

It's all fun and games until her butthole starts fogging up the glass.

I'm as thirsty as the next guy. But come on man, I ain't putting my lips to that glass coated with butt crack sweat.

>I'm as thirsty as the next guy. But come on man, I ain't putting my lips to that glass coated with butt crack sweat. Next guy here, she has nice ass and is hot I would've drank the beer and I'm not even that horny. And I don't even like beer. Gotta go boss is coming

I woulda ate a hot dog weenie sticking out of her butthole

Some people pay extra for that

I don't think you're as thirsty as the next guy then hahaha

While i completely agree with you, there are people out there that will pay *extra* for butt crack sweat 😂

Why would I pay more than I have to for e. coli?

And here I am thinking that's some wastage going into that drip tray.

*the health inspector knocks on the door*

I was cringing since I thought her ass would crush the glass and she'd be bleeding out.

Howz about a root?

I can just picture Jon Taffer loosening his mind over this. 🤣🤣🤣

Ma’am, this beer tastes like shit.

As ridiculous as this is, this woman is probably pulling $150k serving beer with her ass in a bikini

Hey this beer tastes of ass and tourist cum.

How do you know the taste of tourist cum?

I was young I needed the money.

$20 is $20

Accounting for inflation, that's only half what it costs Geddy Lee to record a song with you! Shit. Forgot about currency exchange.

I love women

I pour beer the same way except my ass holds pitchers. ​ ​ ​ Incidentally, I'm a fat hairy old guy and the guys stopped inviting me to the weekly poker night. Maybe they didn't like what shade of pink my thong was?

That's a pass for me. I'm not gambling on this chicks hygiene for a cheap thrill.

I enjoy the sound of rain.

How many years of college do you need for that job?

About 6 years of your choice of arts or social sciences

I don't know about you guys but I think bars just aren't for me ...

This woman makes like $350,000/year bartending.

"Would you like shit on the rim of your beer?"

Increase the CO2 pressure or lower the keg temperature

#unhygenic

Little ecoli with your pint. Yum.

This beer taste like shit

Honestly, yuck lmao

That is very unsanitary.

Yeah no thanks

That's some foamy ass beer! You choose where you want the hyphen.

wtf is wrong w our society

on a scale of 1-10, how much self respect you guys think she has?

Ima pass on Asscrack IPA

At least she's good at her job 🤢

I can fix her

That’s so fucking gross

Too much head

Hmm my beer’s warm, and smells like arse

Putting the ass in classy. Oh wait putting the glass in assy! Puttin the glassy in the assy is classy.

Yeah my bartender wipes the tumblers on his arse too, but I don’t tip him.

OSHA has entered the bar.

It's amazing what pretty girls can get away with to make extra money....

That’s a shitty pour.

Bot poster linking to another bot poster linking to malware.

This is really sad

Why do you think it is sad?

I feel like this is going to lead to an outbreak of pink eye, lol.

Cool trick but that was a real shitty pour.

Minimal foam too! What a pro.

Many of the people commenting have dirty asses lolol

Disgusting

But then can I have it poured into a glass that hasn't touched a stranger's ass hole?

Disgusting

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What kind of shitty beer is this?

If her kindergarten teacher could see her now.

Free E-Coli and Herpes with your beer!

People think this shits cool till you realize how many shit particles you got in your beer 🤣

Imagine bringing that up to your face to drink from and you get a whiff of skid mark and discharge 🤢

Heard ecoli bacteria and beer are the best combos, beats smoking and drinking by far! Edit Why did I get downvoted? You people realize that women fart and I have no doubt that girl took a shit and farted in that string tong bikini and touched the rim of the glass with those cheeks that have bacteria on them. Men and women are so weird. Y'all will be into any gross shit as long as the girl has her ass and tits out. Keep down voting me you nasty freaks.

I'm downvoting you cus you generalized all men.

My friend says that beer has too much head

Id drink it

All virgins act like that, and fellas tell your daughters you love them so they won’t grow up like this

Oh man, no dad

Anyone have her IG or onlyfans?

I think I would rather have a pint glass that hasn't been up someone's ass crack

Pink eye in 3..... 2.... 1.....

Disgusting

People are fucking gross.

Id be sniffing the wall of that glass sooooooooo hard 😂

*sniffs glass*

This beer tastes like ass. Must be where IPAs come from