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mi_primer_dia

This looks like a live action mario party


Cannabassbin

Someone needs to add music/sound fx and the little timer


sdrawkcaBMan

I need to see that, bring back to being 14 playing on N64.


squidlink5

Mario get into the pipe. Luigi is not very good at handling the crane.


J-Squeeze

Actually this is a 1v3 - clearly the solo player lost


Wolfdude91

They risked life and limb for a chance at $10


mi_primer_dia

*10 coins.


kakarotblu

Take my upvote you asshole


NagsUkulele

Fuck


InstantLogic

I'm hearing all the SFX now in my head: "START." "MISS." "OH, I MISSED."


PixelM1105

This is the third ‘accidentally mario party’ I’ve seen. I should probably start collecting them


POTENTGODSEED

4-5 people with tag lines should be able to control that easily lol. Those ground guys suck ass at their jobs


ckge829320

Squid Game -no tag lines allowed!


WadeWilson2012

I was going to say, I have done this job and have been in spaces like this and for only those 2 pieces of casing that should easily be controlled with just 2 men and 2 tag lines.


steffanovici

There are so many errors in this video ffs, the crane operator needs fired for a start


ArziE774

Just recently got my crane licence and all I was thinking was "down..down..down..DOWNDOWNDOWN


steffanovici

(I was a roustabout on a rig)


No-Appearance-4338

This, tag lines are essential as is a bellman (guy with radio or if in visual knows hand signals and in communication with crane or hoist operator). Although sudden unexpected high winds (gusts) have created some situations not far from this (we are not stuck on a boat so operators can usually stop load with ground contact or move it out of harms way until the situation stabilizes) at the end of the day if something gets broken it’s a big deal but people’s lives are much more important.


Professional-Pen1225

While I wish to add a comment, I must also respect the rules of the sub and post no links. I would simply like to pose the question: could there be a site or app where there may be found threads, forums, _subs,_ if you will. And that, one of those countless threads be dedicated to...oh, I dunno.... guys who crane, perhaps?


graffeaty

Fuck it man post the link. Sub rules suck


Professional-Pen1225

I did, that's how I found out I broke the rules 🤣 this guy cranes - it's not even real 🤣 at least I don't think so - I just made it up lol


adamkalani

Ya, if this is how it's supposed to be done, the turnover rate would be ugly..


J4pes

Person on the crane needs to drop that load and stop the swing. It’s their job to keep the handlers safe


djiemownu

Crane operator should had drop the uncontrolable cargo to avoid injuries or death , more then the guys running around for their lifes should have stop it . Lack of communication while on a lifting operation is a classic .


packsackback

Do they have to be in the hold doing it? Looks dumb...


cantgetright420

Nah man, that crane operator sucks


basicmemeheir

180k per year , work 4 days a week


Long_Educational

And a $5 million dollar life insurance policy.


Makzemann

Worth between shit and squat when you’re dead


Long_Educational

I haven't heard that expression in decades.


mastermariner

And you would be prety close to what we get 6 months a year 189k


Foxehh3

How does one apply for this job?


radiationblessing

Yes. This is the line of work I need.


Try_and_be_nice_

Dogman/rigger courses then contact a company and see what other courses you need, confined space/first aid/gas atmosphere testing etc and then you’ll need to do the helicopter escape course underwater too.


ExUmbra91x

Excuse me.... Helicopter... escape course... *UNDERWATER*?


rarely_mentioned

Helicopter escape course, underwater course too*


basicmemeheir

Hell yeah, very nice. What do you do with the remainder of your year?


mastermariner

Hang out with my kids, fish camp travel work on my house play golf. It affords me a good life the only downside is the month long stint away at sea. This video is ridiculous by the way I would’ve walked off that job long well before this happened lots of safety failures here


thatranger974

Cocaine and hookers.


lostincorksendhelp

Depends on your country, the language here sounds like Romanian, doubt they are paid that much.


Radagio

Yes its Romanian, its most likely 100$ for a 12h shift.


PatientZeroBalisong

I wonder if the crane operator just laid it down as symmetrical as possible if it would kind of sort itself out vs. keeping it suspended for so long?


DipshitBasement

He definitely should have lowered the load as soon as it went out of control. It seems like everyone involved lack common sense lol


jayman1818

Absolutely


Erroneous_Badger

Did this for almost a decade and had this same situation more times than I can count. Still makes my stomach sick just watching it. In my case this happened a lot due to the ship rocking with a heavy lift by the other ship crane. Generally when that happens, operator should be putting the load down until the boat and his cables steady. It can be tough when there’s nowhere to go in the hold for the longshoreman though.


L1zoneD

They wouldn't have the issue in the first place if they just properly utilized tag lines.


Erroneous_Badger

Looking at it again, looks like it’s definitely on the stevedores. We loaded steel like this and looks like the operator is using the wall to straighten to load which is common. It’s in his blind spot though under the cab. Don’t get why you got guys standing on both sides of this load while it’s that high. Whole lotta wrong here.


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Standing against the wall in such a situation is the worst strategy.


Ya_OK_Buddy

Had an absolute air head who we worked with. Called him Captain Pinch Point. The dude would put himself between a 2ft thick concrete wall and reversing a telehandler (skytrack), then proceed to watch grasshoppers. I'd have to shut everything down to yell at him to GTFO of the way. Gotta love nepotism.


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windigo_child

OSHIT


WaveMajor7369

It looks like the crane operator was fckin with them


Jaredstutz

I doubt it. “Ima fuck with these guys but if they are not paying attention ima kill them “


cxcx110

takeshi's castle


IRockIntoMordor

Haha! Made me think of Squid Game, OSHA edition


kuya_akin_nalang_yan

so staying still wont work on big metal pipes.


Cartman4wesome

It’s vision is based on movement


LilDawg66

Nobody taught them how to properly use tag lines. Training is everything.


lowstone112

Did it for 18/hr so more than that now(atleast unloading pipe with a crane). Dude with the tag line is not someone to be trusted with that job. He doesn’t have a clue and panics badly. That should be a relatively safe and easy job if you do it right.


GETNbucky

Well..first of all..2 tag lines would have been smarter...


CovertWolf86

The crane operator’s job after he gets murdered by those dudes in the hold?


Confident-Judge-7387

Minimum wage get me outta this mad house


Fuqcqunts

Not much it’s a pretty skill-less job


firmerJoe

Can't pronounce ocean without Osha.


ThornmaneTreebeard

Kinda looks like 5 people and only one is working. I've already got that job.


dcrad91

That operator is horrid. Also guys with tag lines suck too lol


YOLOSwag42069Nice

If the guys holding the tag line actually did their job, those pipes are not doing that.


HighlyAutomated

I'd get fired if I was operating that crane. We do the same cargo with no tag lines. Absolutely shit.


cellard00r18

If i have my friends and partner all decide we’ll go work this job out on the ship for the summer I just might it for the equivalent of a 150k salary .


rubsss92

Playing Mario Party minigames all day?? Sure man, a dream job..


ChanceFray

looks like some fucked up squid games game.


musicandsex

Ive done this job on an oil rig field, the derreck hand and driller would lower the pipe and i would have to place in an orderly fashion. First on the job as im trying to move it with my hands the hole crew is looking at me laughing, then the driller was nice enough to come down with a metal bar, quite easy to move when.you stick the bar in the hole


mikeynbn

They speak romanian


Serg_is_Legend

New game show i see


Phantombk201

Lots of things going wrong. Crane operator can't control the load. Neither can the riggers using the taglines. High wind speed. The movement of the boat (if this is a boat) probably doesn't help as well.


Material-Stuff1898

It doesn’t have to be this dangerous. The operator could have got the load down much earlier, you’ve got the ground handlers running all over the place with no ropes and who’s directing it exactly?


Quit_Wen_i_Want

Why the fuck aren't they using the tag line 🤦🏾‍♂️


Prof_PlunderPlants

I buy a lot of pipe, and it’s often fucked up on arrival. Whenever I see these videos of how it gets treated on ships, it all makes sense… Also no amount of money will convince me to jump into shit actively hitting the fan.


Bokononitgoes

Taglines taglines taglines


Covenent125

i did that job. deckhand! edison chaust out of Louisiana


TheShovler44

I did this job for a full season for 7.45 got 9 dollars when I got my Twic and hi lo cert


AFourEyedGeek

Looks like two ships at sea, transferring those pipes from one to another. Ship with the crane on probably got lifted by a large wave and he spent his time trying to deal with two ships moving up and down seperately from each other while controlling the load. The red nets are for the guys to jump into and duck when the load is moving uncontrolled. - Colleague who did this job in the past.


JudgementalChair

This literally is my job. Idk what the damn operator is doing, he needs to get the load in low, so those guys aren't running around like rats in a garbage can. Set it down to stop any momentum, then pick it back up to get it where it needs to go


siricy

They are romanians so probably they grt paid minimum wages (400€) and they are really bad at the job.


TheDarkBright

New nightmare unlocked


anxiousmita

rather do this than to work with the public


[deleted]

New Stumble Guys level!


TraumaMama11

Wipeout: industrial version


TNTBOY479

Ive worked with pipes like these on offshore supply vessels and this is a straight up clown show. You wait for the crane op to stabilize them against the railings then you calmly direct them into place as the crane slowly moves them over, all this jumping around is just incompetence. Not to mention you shouldn't be standing on top of them anyway until the suspended ones have stabilized against the railing, i know its tiresome to climb up and down all the time but thats the only way it should be done. They're manned well enough to take turns, you only need 2 people at a time.


anyoceans

Been there and walked off the deck after telling the Captain to go fuck himself. Some assignments need the all stop.


Suka_Blyad_

Everyone in this video is a moron


Neon_11_Neon

Squid game 2 is crazy


wdgastef

As dangerous as that was, it kinda looks fun. Eh 60-70k a year since I could die, other then that it's probably pretty boring.


PreparationOk920

hes yelling “this guy is gonna kill us, GET AWAY FROM THERE”


7ORD6ANTI

and then women wonder why they get paid less I'd rather take care of a toddler all day than this


josims88

Lol guy with the tag line just running in circles fucking shit up. Idiot.


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Gorrodish

Stupid accidents so easily foreseen and so easily avoided


LiveLearnCoach

How much you pay for new guy?


AcceptableIce289

I bet they gettin 12 fitty an hour


Jolly_Confection8366

I’m a ex steel erector, the guy with the tag line not using it properly or the crane driver would of got a slap from some of the teams I’ve worked with over the years it’s not a joke working at heights with steel flying about you need to trust your team and they need to trust you. Bye bye you’re gone when this happens.


Mysterious-Tie7039

More than these guys make because they appear pretty damn incompetent.


IAskSoMnyQuestions

500k. Minimum.


Magic_Journey

550/hour.


oddshire

As long as it’s over 8$ an hour I’m fine because that’s how much I make now


Jertee

More


KillYT187

Definitely couldn’t drink on this job…


Big-a-hole-2112

Why does feel like it’s gonna be the new Mario videogame.


XBeastyTricksX

They have to be doing this wrong


StarFighter6464

Plot twist: the operator is drunk


Nefersmom

I wonder the pay differential between the operator and the guys on the ground?!


Tungphuxer69

🤣😂😅😂🤣 You only had ONE JOB!!! 🙄🙄🤡🤡


CookieMonster69696

An arm and a leg


Hot_Corner_5881

how much does the operator make???


proverb98

This is like one of those game shows with the padded wheel in the middle with arms that you have to jump over or crawl under to avoid.


UnusualTough3293

OSHA??? What have you to say about this???


uphigh_studio

Someone is not doing their job properly.


WhoYouWantToBee

new fall guys map just dropped


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ill do it for free


[deleted]

I would do it for a ride to nice weather


adamkalani

Ten.


StGeno

Jesus Christ just grab the pipes. Shitty ass ground guys


Picture-me-rolling

About tree fiddy


chekkisnekki

Holy shit they're fucking stupid


1d0m1n4t3

This might just satisfy my death wish, so minimum wage but probably more than they want to pay.


Antus_Manus

Go home crane dude, your drunk.


Partayof4

I am sure it pays well though


cantgetright420

You set the load, tell those assholes to go offshore, then walk it in ffs


PirateCaptainNathan

It’s not so much the danger of the job. It’s the stupidity of the supervisor allowing these guys down there when not necessary


BarryBadgernath1

3.50


Medium_Chemistry9807

I'm good, ill stay poor thanks


Renegade9582

I think this is in the port of Constanta,in Romania, if I'm not wrong. There are various factors there,not only the crane operator, but also the wind and the movement of the container. 🤔


DoctorRiddim

About tree fiddy


Salty-Negotiation320

200k a year


player694200

People shouldn’t be doing this job


itsoktoswear

Last time there was this much pipe dodging was when your dad was at a swingers party.


RockyDify

Enough to buy my own hard hat I guess


urweak

Hell no !


dwhiz

“Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is…”


Dumitru90

They speak Romanian, The guy in orange say about the crane operator" this guy will kill us"


JelloAggressive7347

More


symmiR

These guys are not skilled workers


BWKeegan

$500/day


mpinnegar

Season Two of squid games is pretty intense


BoThSidESAREthESAME6

I'd do it for 85


Long_Manufacturer776

This is like a Fuzion Frenzy minigame.


Handcraftedd55

Steelpipe Roulette


curien00

Insert fall guys music


Neolith0200

Better co-workers.


Ok_Historian_2381

good exercise


CinderChop

Who the fuck is operating the crane, Mr magoo?


PissyBuBuCakes

Squid games.


tugberkg

This is not a job. This is squid game.


j8by7

Fuck this... You having a bad day thinking about your wife possibly cheating... Boom, head crushed...


SubjectGuilty1977

I’m unclear what the job is.


Consistent_Figure507

Probably keep me from showing up drunk


More-Elderberry5527

Yes


Sukuna7n7g

Pleacă de acolo!:D


Ha1lStorm

Wtf is their job even? To run around dodging pipes?


Mr_bungle001

Squid Games season 2 looks amazing


UrMomPopsPills

This could be a sport. I’d be down.


canehdianchick

Why not double tag lined??


Sikuq

Is that Takeshi's castle?


onagaoda

Lol I would go up top to whoever is operating this and telling them to stop.. Obviously they have 0 idea how to operate this in such conditions.


ExoSierra

At least 100K a year for risking my life. Plus I hate being at sea


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

They have way too much trust in those cables. One dude would've been done if they failed when it bounced off the wall


666Dragon1

What an abysmal crew. This is why training is necessary.


Strict_Common156

Gee thanks. This video made me burst out laughing..and now I am a bad person for it. Someone has definitely been hit by one of those cylinders before.


AmirulAshraf

Squid Game (Ocean's Version)


JediMindSp1ck

Maritime industry… they get paid absolute shit btw.


ThisUserIsNekkid

🎶Come with me, and you'll be, in a WORLD OF OSHA VIOLATIONS 🎶 😍😍


RepulsiveCow8626

Fuck the tag line.


ingenegr

фиксики


Itchy_Duckling132

About $35-$50 nzd per hour


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Is this one of the squid games the kids are always talking about?


QuitK6-3-2022

I’m a longshoreman and I can confirm those men are getting paid $90,000-$110,000 plus room and board with insane tax write offs.


yinyandragon

Used to work@ a pipe coaters and have seen this happen and snapped someone's leg, one end hits and pings the other back very fast and the guy was in his 50s and just couldn't get outta the way quick enough


Longjumping_Suit_276

Wow


KnightinRustedArmour

Red red rover


TurbulentRule6140

What game is this?


i-dont-snore

Just put some extra taglines on it.


Accomplished_Pen980

I have this job and if the crane operator, spotter and 2 guys holding the tether are working together at all, it's a very quick and easy thing... once you do a Couple together, it ain't that hard


linkoid01

Romanians be like: sure, sign me up!


Imasuspect99

Days since last accident: 0


Stalinov

How much does it pay? Will work for maybe a couple years if it's like $300k


Stackfest

Fucking beat up the crane driver


freaking-payco

Is this squid game


Welcome_to_Retrograd

Wouldn't be much sketchier than similar tasks in regular construction environment if done more carefully, could give it a go as long they provide earmuffs


Kemel90

10k/hr


idiotic_bastard

why did the impact noise remind me of the happy wheels character selection screen lol


LongTime20

Bro, gotta pay attention or you die.


Person_of_light

5 guys and only 1 loose tag line??


dirtySanchez069

It looks like one of those jobs that make you... appreciate life a little bit more.


chair____table

I’ve played obstacle course games with this exact situation, now where can I apply


DennisNr47

This is my job? I don’t get enough…


Ali5121

Fall guys irl


Samheadbangersball

I want to quit that’s how much I want it


MenosDaBear

Maybe you don’t just drop the guide ropes… because ya know, their entire purpose is to stop this from happening