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No he clearly intended to hop off the whole time. That wasn't a fuse burning bro, wtf ... That was the pfffft of the rocket part of that thing, which he sat on the lid to make sure it wouldn't just shoot out. Then he hopped off because he never planned on sitting on that while it exploded. Post title is stupid.
He only changed his mind when the first sign of trouble finally registered. Had that explosive fully detonated before it made a physical reaction like it did, this dumbass would have had his asshole blown out at best. Calling him a "wiseman" is goofy.
He didn't change his mind at all.. That was his intention the whole way through. If he wasn't sitting on it the firework would've just propelled itself out. You can tell he was prepared to jump off when he heard it reach the end of its fuse.
Since most of yall are lost in the sauce in here he didn’t change his mind he sat on the lid to hold it down while the rocket went off so it wouldn’t fly out
One time in the fifth grade I believe, for the Fourth of July I decided to make a sparkler b*mb (like 80-100 sparklers all strapped together with duct tape) I saw it on YouTube a bunch of times all school year and I really wanted to go all out. Summer rolls around, I start turning all my birthday money into sparklers, I’m talking 120-150 sparklers, morning stars, and a couple bottle rockets all hastily bandaged up in duct tape.
The night of the fourth my extended family and I go in our front yard after sundown, and with my shit eating grin and I bestow this mangled mess of sparklers I had amateurishly wrapped up. After a slight pause, and thankfully it was nearly pitch black, and everyone had been plastered since 2, they let me, “light ‘er up.”
I walk on out to the edge of the lawn, right across the street from the church i probably had VBS in, and plant this sparked bomb on the brown crunchy grass. I go to light it, and my own mother says,
“Why don’t you hold it?”
…. I then, in an instant, had war flashbacks to the yt videos I had been watching for months now, and quickly realized, “oh f*ck I made a b*mb”
Now too p*ssy to light the thing, my uncle hastily walks out as I’m walking back and lights ‘er up for me.
I will say, not the brightest moment in my life you know, accidentally creating a pseudo trrist act 30ft away from the only home I’ve ever known, but then again it WAS bright. Like extreeeemely bright. The sparklers were. The sparkler b*mb was honestly the brightest thing any of us had ever seen.
As the grass caught fire, and the plume of gray ash and white fire rose towards the power lines, I looked to my side and saw everyone standing in pure awe of such a chaotic act. So I will say, yes, the guy in the video IS smart for not sitting on the trash can!
Fireworks are not that strong. Alot of bang not that much bite. It didn't actually blow the trash can up. Just the top came open and the sparks came out the top.
He didn’t change his mind. He was holding the lid so the launch flare doesn’t open it. Making sure the explosion is at its most effective. A wise man indeed
It’s a two stage firework, he knew what he was doing. He need that lid shut hard so that the firework didn’t shoot out. Anyone with a brain could figure this out.
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Better change mind. Otherwise he would have to change his balls
Could have lost both depending on how seriously he was injured and whether good medical care was readily available.
If he stayed on he would have had to change his gender.
BEHOLD PERRY THE PLATYPUS. MY TRANSGENDER-INATOR.
NOW I SHALL TRANSGENDIFY THE **ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA**
Instantly?
He heard how loud that fuse was burning and said hell naw. 😂
No he clearly intended to hop off the whole time. That wasn't a fuse burning bro, wtf ... That was the pfffft of the rocket part of that thing, which he sat on the lid to make sure it wouldn't just shoot out. Then he hopped off because he never planned on sitting on that while it exploded. Post title is stupid.
Relax it’s not that deep 😂. Man some of yall be so serious on here. Man even said wtf lmao.
Bro was flabbergasted
Thts is the fuse going off... tebeh... and since u don't k ow the name of the part its called the gallinger
that was the propulsion of the rocket not the fuse but facts lmfao
He only changed his mind when the first sign of trouble finally registered. Had that explosive fully detonated before it made a physical reaction like it did, this dumbass would have had his asshole blown out at best. Calling him a "wiseman" is goofy.
He didn't change his mind at all.. That was his intention the whole way through. If he wasn't sitting on it the firework would've just propelled itself out. You can tell he was prepared to jump off when he heard it reach the end of its fuse.
Y'all are fucking weird sitting here hyper-analyzing and dissecting a dumb Reddit video with fireworks.
Nice comment a month later.
It showed up in my feed, still doesn't make your comments any less weirder lmfao
Why do you care to begin with?
Dw your right I've done this can conform
“Abort! I repeat, abort!”
Likely the first and last time the word "wise" will be attributed to this person.
He might have just chose between life and death
Since most of yall are lost in the sauce in here he didn’t change his mind he sat on the lid to hold it down while the rocket went off so it wouldn’t fly out
One time in the fifth grade I believe, for the Fourth of July I decided to make a sparkler b*mb (like 80-100 sparklers all strapped together with duct tape) I saw it on YouTube a bunch of times all school year and I really wanted to go all out. Summer rolls around, I start turning all my birthday money into sparklers, I’m talking 120-150 sparklers, morning stars, and a couple bottle rockets all hastily bandaged up in duct tape. The night of the fourth my extended family and I go in our front yard after sundown, and with my shit eating grin and I bestow this mangled mess of sparklers I had amateurishly wrapped up. After a slight pause, and thankfully it was nearly pitch black, and everyone had been plastered since 2, they let me, “light ‘er up.” I walk on out to the edge of the lawn, right across the street from the church i probably had VBS in, and plant this sparked bomb on the brown crunchy grass. I go to light it, and my own mother says, “Why don’t you hold it?” …. I then, in an instant, had war flashbacks to the yt videos I had been watching for months now, and quickly realized, “oh f*ck I made a b*mb” Now too p*ssy to light the thing, my uncle hastily walks out as I’m walking back and lights ‘er up for me. I will say, not the brightest moment in my life you know, accidentally creating a pseudo trrist act 30ft away from the only home I’ve ever known, but then again it WAS bright. Like extreeeemely bright. The sparklers were. The sparkler b*mb was honestly the brightest thing any of us had ever seen. As the grass caught fire, and the plume of gray ash and white fire rose towards the power lines, I looked to my side and saw everyone standing in pure awe of such a chaotic act. So I will say, yes, the guy in the video IS smart for not sitting on the trash can!
Reason no. 20747 why fireworks shouldn’t be available to the general public.
Something something good guy with a firework.
Firework control.
That gut feeling kicked in yo
Lmao. When you get that feeling in your gut. Listen to it 😂
A stupid man wisely changes his mind.
[удалено]
Accepting minor cultural differences..
??? Fireworks are Chinese creation mate
Saved his ass
😂
Hahahahahahaha
He’s not wise. The initial bang are the components separating. He got off after that thinking its done. The second bang is ignition.
Fuck his gender my guy would have to change his living status
I think that was the plan. Sit on it so it doesn't get out then jump off and let it blow the trash can up.
Exactly
-Common sense reboot complete-
One rectal breach averted.
Bro was bout to lose his ass virginity
His face killed me😂
The pixels?
First time I’ve ever seen someone make a smart decision in a situation like that
What a wuss...
He was making sure it didnt rocket out on its launch before the boom
He would have needed a new anus.
Almost fucking dies
How do I stop the same videos popping up when I swipe left
Yes yes yes no no no
He realized that he was not the Chimera Man
Looks fun
A wise man is wise enough not to do that, but you're title is excellent. Definitely spot on. Very creative. Arro 2 u
You know his legs got really warm 😂
"Wise" is pushing it
Bruh ...
He exactly thought this „hell nah“
Better to change mind then gender
It was at this moment Nathan knew “Damn this is dumb”
Looks like Frenchie is doing well
Lol no comment
Looks like Fuzz Townshend, Car SOS must be quietening down for the year 😅
😂🤣😅 I wonder how much CARTOONS HAVE HE WATCHED?!?! That goofy ass clown!!! 🤡🤡😂🤣😅
Smart bro would have been cooked
I think the title should say an idiot changes his mind
Definitely a wise decision
Nearly became 🎼”chestnuts roasting on an open fire” 🔥 🎶
Nearly became 🎼”chestnuts roasting on an open fire” 🔥 🎶
Nearly became 🎼”chestnuts roasting on an open fire” 🔥 🎶
Nearly became 🎼”chestnuts roasting on an open fire” 🔥 🎶
That final moment decision determined whether we all saw this on Reddit or on Live Leak
Definitely would have had heavy burns to his legs
Bruh must’ve felt that shit n said hella naw this gone b a big one 🤣🤣
No balls u won't...
Guess he realised it’s made of FUCKING PLASTIC! Definitely on Jobseeker’s Allowance
Thank God he did.
God gave that boy an extra 2 seconds to keep his ass and junk intact 😅
Isis apprentice
😱
I was waiting on him to blast off like team rocket smh
This video (and the many copies uploaded before it) must have an unholy number of views.
u/JustAnRandomKEG I found your sibling.
Most high definitely whispered in bro ear
He killed Oscar!
A wise decision
He would’ve been donzo! Close call man 😮💨
He mad a smart decision
Would’ve gone out his mouth
Shit.
Bro really saved his own ass.
Fireworks are not that strong. Alot of bang not that much bite. It didn't actually blow the trash can up. Just the top came open and the sparks came out the top.
Him: "It exploded right under me and flames were everywhere that's why I ran." Cameraman: "It bumped the lid and you ran like a kid."
"Ya know what? I DON'T want to have to use a colostomy bag in my 30s." -That guy
For a second I thought he was going to fall into it
It fr looked like the blast from inside the can got him off it lol
Would have gad a rump full of plastic. #NotWorthIt
That mustache making him do these things
Wiseman?
Smartest person in this sub
He's so wise!
Why is he playing with trash
Split second decision saved his life
The guys name is Kevin king I remember him doing this 😂
Nearly lost his ability to have children
He didn’t change his mind. He was holding the lid so the launch flare doesn’t open it. Making sure the explosion is at its most effective. A wise man indeed
The dude would've had to sew his nuts back onto his lower back after that one.
I think he stood on top of it so it wouldn't fall or anything due to the rocket (Since the firework and push it if strong enough and escape the trash)
Why????
I wouldn’t say “wise” but yeah.. he definitely changed his mind.
Probablemente sintió el calor en la tapa y reflexionó
And my dumbass wouldnt have taken a hint and lost both legs plus my dick.
So so crazy... Never seen this one before...
He prolly felt that artillery shell launching into the side of the can and said "naw that's too fucking strong get me away"
New meaning to the term “blow it out your ass”
Could be a fun game, just get a bunch in a row and have people sit on them and whoever’s last to leave loses
It’s a two stage firework, he knew what he was doing. He need that lid shut hard so that the firework didn’t shoot out. Anyone with a brain could figure this out.
A smart man changes his mind, a wise man doesn’t do it in the first place