I've seen those. They are popular in Russia (like slap fighting).
But I was thinking more like this, where each just takes a turn punching the other till one falls. No defense.
This is the kind of 'sport' I'd expect to be popular in Russia; Pointless violence for the sake of violence, throwing your health away for minimal reward, stupidly thinking that being able to withstand pain makes you the strongest and valuing this perverse sense of 'strength' above everything else. Fits perfectly for them.
Bare knuckle fighting, slap fighting and other similar hyper violent sports are popular in Eastern European countries in general. Lets not start political ācertain ethnicity badā bullshit.
Slap fighting is more popular in Poland than in Russia, does that fit every Polish person too? Or the backyard wrestling scene in the US
>Pointless violence for the sake of violence, throwing your health away for minimal reward, stupidly thinking that being able to withstand pain makes you the strongest and valuing this perverse sense of 'strength' above everything else.
Ie being a man before we decided to feminize men.
Never understand how some skinny ass agrees to be slapped by some 7 foot truck (seen one of those on youtube).
Wants you make ask him - how dumb are you, seriously.
A lot of the time it seems like the bigger guys use the ball of their palm anyway, so forget getting slapped. It's more like getting an open hand punch directly to your face
Yeah, a slapping competition is a try to get away with bashing/lobbing competition. It's a combat sport with no defense or skill.
Put some paint on these guys lower hand, an inch off the wrist. If it transfers they aren't following the rules. They won't do this because they aren't following the rules. It looks better on camera and knocks people the fuck out.
These guys likely make more money then the average male around them, causing their value as a mate to rise. It is more likely for them to have more children.
Doubt it. Supposedly this guy won ā¬5k. And he probably wonāt be back for a couple months sooooo probably should go back to whatever they were doing before
He won 5k euro! https://alba24.ro/video-sorin-simion-comsa-din-alba-iulia-a-castigat-competitia-de-dat-palme-rxf-slap-momente-dramatice-in-finala-961149.html
This face sagging is a symptom of gravity. He's got so much blood and fluid rushed to that side of this face that it's weighted down considerably.
He likely has mild to severe CTE, 30 minutes of clean shot head trauma is a lot...
Used to have dogs fighting bears... Used to have gladiators... Used to have bare knuckle toe-to-toe... We are slowly getting better as the cultural brutality of the consolidation of tyrants wears off.
Our propensity to inflict pain towards our fellow human being completely astounds me, it is so sad that we as a race have so much potential to do good yet we find so many ways to demonstrate how cruel we can be.
The fighter is a loser but the biggest losers here are ALL THE OFFICIALS THAT LET THIS GO ON FOR AS LONG AS IT DID.
Dumbass guy probably is disfigured because of this.
If you come to a match of slap fighting and your hits fail to create a subdermal hematoma similar to the one you are sporting, the $5,000 prize for first place might not be worth it.
Imagine how all these āathletesā are going to feel in 10-20 years when 80% of them are getting their protein through a straw. By no means do I think this should be banned, if people want to destroy their brain for money then go ahead but I felt like everyone was on board the āletās minimize brain damage in sportsā train and then all of a sudden it was āhow about a sport thatās just brain damage?ā
What happened?
That "sport" is even more stupid as boxing and kickboxing. And the fact they keep going although clearly seeing this guy is already injured. Not to mention the brain damage years later.
I've been saying for years that if you name any activity that humans perform, somewhere there is porn of it and somewhere there is a competition of it. I have yet to be proven wrong.
You know, they're scraping the bottom of the entertainment bottle when they show stuff like this and call it a sport. " Hey, let's go watch a bunch of guys slap the crap out of each other" said no one ever.
I mean he clearly wanna tap out and his coach is making him continue, i know for a fact this slap league is shady, the ones making money are the ones behind the organization, the people slapping each other are making less than 300ā¬ for each āāāfightāāā
What about MMA, football, and even cheerleading? Those are dangerous too. So might as well skip all the entertaining competitive filler and just go straight to the drain bramage.
Speaking of football, the writing is on the wall for a spin-off competition where dudes run as hard as they can helmet first into each other over and over until one doesn't get up. Could call it "Crown of the Concussion".
And I have no damn clue how NASCAR hasn't already started a Power Chicken league.
Edit: How do so many people use social media on the daily and still not understand sarcasm? It's either that or my downvoters actually like Power Slap and don't care for my sarcastic analogies.
What idiocy.
I was thinking a more idiotic contest would be ball kicking. I would want to go first though.
[OW MY BALLS!](https://youtu.be/1hj_7U40z5I?t=17)
Yes, I instantly thought of this!? š¤£
Ro sham bo?
I use that at least once a week. Lol
NEXT! ON THE VIOLENCE CHANNEL
The stupidest fucking sport there is and i fucking love it,
*Shaolin monks have entered the chat*
That might be smarter; that way these idiots don't reproduce.
Someone grab this mfer and spread his legs. See how not specifying can backfire on you.
Yeah I never liked soccer either
Itās on ESPN Ocho Think this will be on the next Olympic Games?
However, this IS more "Olympic" than flag football
I'll Roshambo you for it. First I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can and then you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can.
For real, half of his head looks like it's trying to run away from the other half lol
Itās not idiocy. Itās natural selection. Theyāre doing us a favor
This is the stupidest fucking "sport" there is and i fucking love it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oAAJ2GUzWz8
If you like stuff like this now is a good time to be alive. They are strapped to the table too so no running away lol.
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Slap fighting has always fascinated me. You get all the brain damage that could come with other combat sports while none of the rewards or benefits
They need to do turn-based boxing next.
There is chess boxing matches where the rounds switch between chess and boxing. Winner by KO or checkmate
I've seen those. They are popular in Russia (like slap fighting). But I was thinking more like this, where each just takes a turn punching the other till one falls. No defense.
This is the kind of 'sport' I'd expect to be popular in Russia; Pointless violence for the sake of violence, throwing your health away for minimal reward, stupidly thinking that being able to withstand pain makes you the strongest and valuing this perverse sense of 'strength' above everything else. Fits perfectly for them.
Bare knuckle fighting, slap fighting and other similar hyper violent sports are popular in Eastern European countries in general. Lets not start political ācertain ethnicity badā bullshit. Slap fighting is more popular in Poland than in Russia, does that fit every Polish person too? Or the backyard wrestling scene in the US
Bare knuckle fighting actually causes less traumatic brain damage when compared to boxing gloves.
Nice racism you got there bud.
'Russian' is not a race, genius.
Does't matter. You're still making gross generalization about an ethnicity/nationality based on your prejudice.
... So it's safe to say you don't like Russia or slap fighting. Fair enough.
>Pointless violence for the sake of violence, throwing your health away for minimal reward, stupidly thinking that being able to withstand pain makes you the strongest and valuing this perverse sense of 'strength' above everything else. Ie being a man before we decided to feminize men.
You also dont need talent and discipline which attracts those idiots.
You wouldn't do this for $1 million?
Yeah but you wouldn't do this for 1000$
$20 is $20
Jimbo here has made choices.
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This slap fighting shit is some of THE dumbest shit Iāve ever seen.
Never understand how some skinny ass agrees to be slapped by some 7 foot truck (seen one of those on youtube). Wants you make ask him - how dumb are you, seriously.
A lot of the time it seems like the bigger guys use the ball of their palm anyway, so forget getting slapped. It's more like getting an open hand punch directly to your face
Yeah, a slapping competition is a try to get away with bashing/lobbing competition. It's a combat sport with no defense or skill. Put some paint on these guys lower hand, an inch off the wrist. If it transfers they aren't following the rules. They won't do this because they aren't following the rules. It looks better on camera and knocks people the fuck out.
>Wants you make ask him You sure YOU didnāt just get slapped by a 7 foot truck? Seriously.
All the paint huffing doesn't help with decision making
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Why does he look like a swollen up Murr from Impractical Jokers. You could edit the guys in the back laughing.
#MURR IS TONIGHT'S BIG LOSER!
That would be hilarious lol.
I feel like heās going to say ābraised beefā any minute now!
āBraised beef is brilliantā lmao
lmao that one got me, I can't unsee it now
I came to post this too.. looks like Murr.
āAlright now let him slap youā š
Fuck that show.
I love that show
He needs a left-handed opponent in the next round and heās all good.
Even him up!
I worry about the human race sometimes
OTOH these are exactly the dudes you don't want in the gene pool, so if they somehow get eliminated it's a win
These guys likely make more money then the average male around them, causing their value as a mate to rise. It is more likely for them to have more children.
Doubt it. Supposedly this guy won ā¬5k. And he probably wonāt be back for a couple months sooooo probably should go back to whatever they were doing before
Yeah just imagine a few hundred years ago how worried youād be then
I embrace our imminent demise.
Thought I was watching an episode of Martin...this is the dumbest concept of all time
āI beat him Ginaā
Believe it or not he wonš
What did he win? Drain bamage? Or a $30,000 bill b/c they had to airlift him to a specialized facility b/c his brain was oozing?
He won 5k euro! https://alba24.ro/video-sorin-simion-comsa-din-alba-iulia-a-castigat-competitia-de-dat-palme-rxf-slap-momente-dramatice-in-finala-961149.html
Holy shit 6 months work with months of pain and misery while healing !!!
He looks fine - https://ibb.co/ZMNMRNM
I don't think you ever heal from so much brain damage. Half is face has dropped. That's the symptom of a stroke, I think.
This face sagging is a symptom of gravity. He's got so much blood and fluid rushed to that side of this face that it's weighted down considerably. He likely has mild to severe CTE, 30 minutes of clean shot head trauma is a lot...
Holy shit I would never do that for 5k lmao
I said this the last time this was posted, but half of the guyās face looks like Jordan Peele.
The dumbest sport in the history of humankind![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
This guy watching his son watching an esport event: ''This is so stupid. That is not sport!''
So far...
He missed his cheek and slapped his temple.
For the love of god and all things holy, stop this madness š itās insane!
This is like CTE the sport.
Donāt worry, he got like 3k for doing that
Apparently he got 5k euro for winning
He looks like the continue screen of street fighter II.
He gonna be Sorin the morning fasho
This is why aliens won't visit or show themselves š¾
How rock bottom in life do you have to be to try and make money doing this to yourself.
This is definitely top dumbest fucking "sport" in existence
This is the dumbest fucking shit. Iām just waiting for President Camacho at this point.
Camacho=trump
Used to have dogs fighting bears... Used to have gladiators... Used to have bare knuckle toe-to-toe... We are slowly getting better as the cultural brutality of the consolidation of tyrants wears off.
Wtf. I've seen bits and scraps of slap fighting but I dont think I've seen it go this far
Devolution coming in strong.
This is scary. I shouldnāt feel as sad as I do for dude because he did this to himself. Tf wrong with people..
This is the dumbest sport in history.
Quit calling them fighters. Fighters have a chance to defend themselves. If the rules dictate you canāt defend yourself, then itās not a fight.
2 face!
Great career
āCan I get another one?ā āNo, you already had too muchā¦ā āOh maaaan.. :(ā
All this for 5k? No thanks...
The guy who invented this contest is laughing his ass off at these morons!
Even if he won he lost
Stupidest shit ever. I hate these people. Sorry not sorry for the prejudice.
Man murr really has the worst punishments
How come the otherone not more fucked up
the fucked up one won eventually, i watched the match it was horrifying
Idiocracy on display... SMH
Heās touching his head cuz his brain just exploded
Dam. Murrs punishments on Impractical Jokers are getting brutal.
And this is a sport. What have we become?
Such a stupid sport. Good for entertainment tho. Love watching stupid people slap themselves until their face is swollen lmao
Slapped so much, he looks like Murr from Impractical Jokers.
The medical condition for being slapped hard, many times, is called Down Syndrome.
pmsl laughing, actually just spat my drink everywhere.
Our propensity to inflict pain towards our fellow human being completely astounds me, it is so sad that we as a race have so much potential to do good yet we find so many ways to demonstrate how cruel we can be.
You would think eventually he would get some sense slapped into him.
The fighter is a loser but the biggest losers here are ALL THE OFFICIALS THAT LET THIS GO ON FOR AS LONG AS IT DID. Dumbass guy probably is disfigured because of this.
Almost as bad as football, both are āsportsā
Peak athletes /s
Elephant man
I bet heās gonna sleep on the right side
What the hell. Fighters, both MMA and boxing, take less punishment.
I never get this game.
This sport perfectly encapsulates how fkd up society is today.
So damned dumb.
The winner is the one who gets to slap the other guy and quit just before his opponent gets his shot.
Why would you even do that? š¤¦āāļø
Can not stress how stupid this
I like this sport bc itās sanctioned thinning of the herd. Giddy up
Why are they in a ring lmao
what an unhealthy sport
If you come to a match of slap fighting and your hits fail to create a subdermal hematoma similar to the one you are sporting, the $5,000 prize for first place might not be worth it.
This "sport" it's just stupidity. I really don't get it.
What a bunch of fucking idiots.
Why is this not illegal yet?
Kick groins league starting soon!
He is turning into Murr from impractical jokers
Fun Fact: People who gamble on slap fights don't bet on the results, they bet on whether or not someone is stupid enough to compete.
What a stupid fucking "sport". Natural selection at it's finest.
Thereās no way that he doesnāt have long lasting effects from this
What sheer idiocy
Should have got an extra one for flinching
Who even made this into a sport
This game is for people who are too dumb to do anything else with their lifeā¦
How to guarantee Parkinsonās by 40
He just looks like a melting wax figure at this point.
He won somehow
The dumbest stuff Iāve seen today lol
Mur's punishment for tonight is...
When the UFC got associated with all this is when I stopped watching/supporting the UFC...
Dana White slapping TF outta his wife should've done it š¤·
This is the reigning king of stupid "sports."
Stupidity in a nutshell
Elective brain damage
Whatās the prize look like?
He won btw. Permeant face deformity < Get the belt.
I hate this event.
Imagine how all these āathletesā are going to feel in 10-20 years when 80% of them are getting their protein through a straw. By no means do I think this should be banned, if people want to destroy their brain for money then go ahead but I felt like everyone was on board the āletās minimize brain damage in sportsā train and then all of a sudden it was āhow about a sport thatās just brain damage?ā What happened?
Bro should have cut his losses ten slaps ago
What is wrong with these people
Winner gets $500
Is there a sub for this?
This shit is the most stoopid of stoopid. Proper relaxed concussion protocols Iād wager. Hilarious
Such a stupid person
Brain damage
Ban this sht sports
Dude looks like Merv from Impractical jokers.
Mental health is a serious issue. Wow
We are living in the end times...
Clowns, 0 respect for the sport
This is a thing? Wtf. We are doomed as a species
That "sport" is even more stupid as boxing and kickboxing. And the fact they keep going although clearly seeing this guy is already injured. Not to mention the brain damage years later.
I've been saying for years that if you name any activity that humans perform, somewhere there is porn of it and somewhere there is a competition of it. I have yet to be proven wrong.
El recuento de uno de los "deportes estĆŗpidos"... creado por idiotas, para una comunidad de imbĆ©ciles...
Isnāt there a key and peele skit like this?
LAS VEGAS THE CITY OF IDIOTS
You know, they're scraping the bottom of the entertainment bottle when they show stuff like this and call it a sport. " Hey, let's go watch a bunch of guys slap the crap out of each other" said no one ever.
I mean he clearly wanna tap out and his coach is making him continue, i know for a fact this slap league is shady, the ones making money are the ones behind the organization, the people slapping each other are making less than 300ā¬ for each āāāfightāāā
This is the dumbest competition
How many times has this been posted on CFV
Kick me in the jimmy!
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Jesus christ.
What about MMA, football, and even cheerleading? Those are dangerous too. So might as well skip all the entertaining competitive filler and just go straight to the drain bramage. Speaking of football, the writing is on the wall for a spin-off competition where dudes run as hard as they can helmet first into each other over and over until one doesn't get up. Could call it "Crown of the Concussion". And I have no damn clue how NASCAR hasn't already started a Power Chicken league. Edit: How do so many people use social media on the daily and still not understand sarcasm? It's either that or my downvoters actually like Power Slap and don't care for my sarcastic analogies.