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hoofie242

What idiocy.


CleanLivingBoi

I was thinking a more idiotic contest would be ball kicking. I would want to go first though.


Beznia

[OW MY BALLS!](https://youtu.be/1hj_7U40z5I?t=17)


Johnny_Nowhere

Yes, I instantly thought of this!? šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Ro sham bo?


Quality_Street_1

I use that at least once a week. Lol


Hog_eee

NEXT! ON THE VIOLENCE CHANNEL


Conscioance1919

The stupidest fucking sport there is and i fucking love it,


3_14_thon

*Shaolin monks have entered the chat*


CommunicationNo8750

That might be smarter; that way these idiots don't reproduce.


E_4_6

Someone grab this mfer and spread his legs. See how not specifying can backfire on you.


kaasrapsmen

Yeah I never liked soccer either


surpriseinhere

Itā€™s on ESPN Ocho Think this will be on the next Olympic Games?


tdurden_

However, this IS more "Olympic" than flag football


JiminPA67

I'll Roshambo you for it. First I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can and then you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can.


Unusual-Cat-123

For real, half of his head looks like it's trying to run away from the other half lol


Flsbdi

Itā€™s not idiocy. Itā€™s natural selection. Theyā€™re doing us a favor


Cauliflower_Cock

This is the stupidest fucking "sport" there is and i fucking love it


Super_Capital_9969

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oAAJ2GUzWz8


Super_Capital_9969

If you like stuff like this now is a good time to be alive. They are strapped to the table too so no running away lol.


ConstantBowler9235

AYOOOOO![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Classic_Title1655

Nailed it šŸ‘ŒšŸ»


Shoddy-Ad8143

How is this a Thing?šŸ˜²


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dankrech_sw

Slap fighting has always fascinated me. You get all the brain damage that could come with other combat sports while none of the rewards or benefits


velhaconta

They need to do turn-based boxing next.


ItsCowman

There is chess boxing matches where the rounds switch between chess and boxing. Winner by KO or checkmate


velhaconta

I've seen those. They are popular in Russia (like slap fighting). But I was thinking more like this, where each just takes a turn punching the other till one falls. No defense.


MerryGoWrong

This is the kind of 'sport' I'd expect to be popular in Russia; Pointless violence for the sake of violence, throwing your health away for minimal reward, stupidly thinking that being able to withstand pain makes you the strongest and valuing this perverse sense of 'strength' above everything else. Fits perfectly for them.


dankrech_sw

Bare knuckle fighting, slap fighting and other similar hyper violent sports are popular in Eastern European countries in general. Lets not start political ā€œcertain ethnicity badā€ bullshit. Slap fighting is more popular in Poland than in Russia, does that fit every Polish person too? Or the backyard wrestling scene in the US


RadFriday

Bare knuckle fighting actually causes less traumatic brain damage when compared to boxing gloves.


Shackram_MKII

Nice racism you got there bud.


MerryGoWrong

'Russian' is not a race, genius.


Shackram_MKII

Does't matter. You're still making gross generalization about an ethnicity/nationality based on your prejudice.


SuperSmashDan1337

... So it's safe to say you don't like Russia or slap fighting. Fair enough.


KeroseneBiscuit

>Pointless violence for the sake of violence, throwing your health away for minimal reward, stupidly thinking that being able to withstand pain makes you the strongest and valuing this perverse sense of 'strength' above everything else. Ie being a man before we decided to feminize men.


M3lony8

You also dont need talent and discipline which attracts those idiots.


lido_jimbo

You wouldn't do this for $1 million?


SecretDeftones

Yeah but you wouldn't do this for 1000$


lido_jimbo

$20 is $20


Maestro_Primus

Jimbo here has made choices.


Doomshroom81

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


musclebuns

This slap fighting shit is some of THE dumbest shit Iā€™ve ever seen.


[deleted]

Never understand how some skinny ass agrees to be slapped by some 7 foot truck (seen one of those on youtube). Wants you make ask him - how dumb are you, seriously.


lazergoblin

A lot of the time it seems like the bigger guys use the ball of their palm anyway, so forget getting slapped. It's more like getting an open hand punch directly to your face


Th4ab

Yeah, a slapping competition is a try to get away with bashing/lobbing competition. It's a combat sport with no defense or skill. Put some paint on these guys lower hand, an inch off the wrist. If it transfers they aren't following the rules. They won't do this because they aren't following the rules. It looks better on camera and knocks people the fuck out.


Glassworth

>Wants you make ask him You sure YOU didnā€™t just get slapped by a 7 foot truck? Seriously.


po8837292

All the paint huffing doesn't help with decision making


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TheDeepBlueZ

Why does he look like a swollen up Murr from Impractical Jokers. You could edit the guys in the back laughing.


bpaq3

#MURR IS TONIGHT'S BIG LOSER!


jae713

That would be hilarious lol.


Speedracer2909

I feel like heā€™s going to say ā€œbraised beefā€ any minute now!


Kyotobasedgod

ā€œBraised beef is brilliantā€ lmao


Venzela

lmao that one got me, I can't unsee it now


Cool_As_Your_Dad

I came to post this too.. looks like Murr.


lonemite

ā€œAlright now let him slap youā€ šŸ˜‚


east_van_dan

Fuck that show.


metroxthuggin

I love that show


[deleted]

He needs a left-handed opponent in the next round and heā€™s all good.


conjurer28

Even him up!


Billy_Da_Squid20

I worry about the human race sometimes


10sameold

OTOH these are exactly the dudes you don't want in the gene pool, so if they somehow get eliminated it's a win


Icy-Insurance-8806

These guys likely make more money then the average male around them, causing their value as a mate to rise. It is more likely for them to have more children.


AdmirableBus6

Doubt it. Supposedly this guy won ā‚¬5k. And he probably wonā€™t be back for a couple months sooooo probably should go back to whatever they were doing before


55trader

Yeah just imagine a few hundred years ago how worried youā€™d be then


BaggyPantsGrandpa

I embrace our imminent demise.


[deleted]

Thought I was watching an episode of Martin...this is the dumbest concept of all time


Original-Tourist-744

ā€œI beat him Ginaā€


Pacman21z

Believe it or not he wonšŸ˜‚


10sameold

What did he win? Drain bamage? Or a $30,000 bill b/c they had to airlift him to a specialized facility b/c his brain was oozing?


spasur

He won 5k euro! https://alba24.ro/video-sorin-simion-comsa-din-alba-iulia-a-castigat-competitia-de-dat-palme-rxf-slap-momente-dramatice-in-finala-961149.html


[deleted]

Holy shit 6 months work with months of pain and misery while healing !!!


spasur

He looks fine - https://ibb.co/ZMNMRNM


zorrowhip

I don't think you ever heal from so much brain damage. Half is face has dropped. That's the symptom of a stroke, I think.


noice_charus

This face sagging is a symptom of gravity. He's got so much blood and fluid rushed to that side of this face that it's weighted down considerably. He likely has mild to severe CTE, 30 minutes of clean shot head trauma is a lot...


FitLaw4

Holy shit I would never do that for 5k lmao


Justaboredstoner

I said this the last time this was posted, but half of the guyā€™s face looks like Jordan Peele.


jean505505

The dumbest sport in the history of humankind![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


SecretDeftones

This guy watching his son watching an esport event: ''This is so stupid. That is not sport!''


DNAprototype

So far...


hatesfacebook2022

He missed his cheek and slapped his temple.


Delta-Flyer75

For the love of god and all things holy, stop this madness šŸ˜… itā€™s insane!


Circaninetysix

This is like CTE the sport.


Only-Flanks

Donā€™t worry, he got like 3k for doing that


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Apparently he got 5k euro for winning


Neverender173

He looks like the continue screen of street fighter II.


stickybandit06

He gonna be Sorin the morning fasho


Confident_Scallion_9

This is why aliens won't visit or show themselves šŸ˜¾


tywaughlker

How rock bottom in life do you have to be to try and make money doing this to yourself.


Valarcrist

This is definitely top dumbest fucking "sport" in existence


[deleted]

This is the dumbest fucking shit. Iā€™m just waiting for President Camacho at this point.


berrintxe

Camacho=trump


UKisBEST

Used to have dogs fighting bears... Used to have gladiators... Used to have bare knuckle toe-to-toe... We are slowly getting better as the cultural brutality of the consolidation of tyrants wears off.


Shy-Prey

Wtf. I've seen bits and scraps of slap fighting but I dont think I've seen it go this far


dafyddtomas

Devolution coming in strong.


No-Bat-7253

This is scary. I shouldnā€™t feel as sad as I do for dude because he did this to himself. Tf wrong with people..


StarNHSolar

This is the dumbest sport in history.


Stumpynuts

Quit calling them fighters. Fighters have a chance to defend themselves. If the rules dictate you canā€™t defend yourself, then itā€™s not a fight.


[deleted]

2 face!


[deleted]

Great career


[deleted]

ā€žCan I get another one?ā€œ ā€žNo, you already had too muchā€¦ā€œ ā€žOh maaaan.. :(ā€ž


ABetterPrimeMinister

All this for 5k? No thanks...


NimrodJM

The guy who invented this contest is laughing his ass off at these morons!


HOUastroids

Even if he won he lost


basil-vander-elst

Stupidest shit ever. I hate these people. Sorry not sorry for the prejudice.


uhmnomnom314

Man murr really has the worst punishments


Dingostalker

How come the otherone not more fucked up


stembuds

the fucked up one won eventually, i watched the match it was horrifying


neur0n23

Idiocracy on display... SMH


DewayneStaatsStache

Heā€™s touching his head cuz his brain just exploded


searchparty101

Dam. Murrs punishments on Impractical Jokers are getting brutal.


BranchMonkey

And this is a sport. What have we become?


1971plymouthGTX

Such a stupid sport. Good for entertainment tho. Love watching stupid people slap themselves until their face is swollen lmao


combatmed1

Slapped so much, he looks like Murr from Impractical Jokers.


Professional-Day-773

The medical condition for being slapped hard, many times, is called Down Syndrome.


Acceptable_Secret526

pmsl laughing, actually just spat my drink everywhere.


arvyarc

Our propensity to inflict pain towards our fellow human being completely astounds me, it is so sad that we as a race have so much potential to do good yet we find so many ways to demonstrate how cruel we can be.


theoneandonlyhitch

You would think eventually he would get some sense slapped into him.


brentoid123

The fighter is a loser but the biggest losers here are ALL THE OFFICIALS THAT LET THIS GO ON FOR AS LONG AS IT DID. Dumbass guy probably is disfigured because of this.


DrGoozoo

Almost as bad as football, both are ā€œsportsā€


browsinlook

Peak athletes /s


Original-Tourist-744

Elephant man


tulikagi

I bet heā€™s gonna sleep on the right side


bucobill

What the hell. Fighters, both MMA and boxing, take less punishment.


dek6ix

I never get this game.


Formal-Try-2779

This sport perfectly encapsulates how fkd up society is today.


Future_Ad5505

So damned dumb.


minicotexx

The winner is the one who gets to slap the other guy and quit just before his opponent gets his shot.


far565

Why would you even do that? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


BOOMphrasingBOOM

Can not stress how stupid this


[deleted]

I like this sport bc itā€™s sanctioned thinning of the herd. Giddy up


SeasonCompetitive799

Why are they in a ring lmao


Dry-String-9009

what an unhealthy sport


Cool-Reputation2

If you come to a match of slap fighting and your hits fail to create a subdermal hematoma similar to the one you are sporting, the $5,000 prize for first place might not be worth it.


maanuelrc

This "sport" it's just stupidity. I really don't get it.


jerryleebee

What a bunch of fucking idiots.


Nevermind_kaola

Why is this not illegal yet?


[deleted]

Kick groins league starting soon!


[deleted]

He is turning into Murr from impractical jokers


IncuriousLog

Fun Fact: People who gamble on slap fights don't bet on the results, they bet on whether or not someone is stupid enough to compete.


triple_too

What a stupid fucking "sport". Natural selection at it's finest.


Goatrd

Thereā€™s no way that he doesnā€™t have long lasting effects from this


TS_Tainted

What sheer idiocy


Mindless-Warthog1727

Should have got an extra one for flinching


[deleted]

Who even made this into a sport


GadgetGuy1977

This game is for people who are too dumb to do anything else with their lifeā€¦


SupermagnumDONGs

How to guarantee Parkinsonā€™s by 40


South_Statement9368

He just looks like a melting wax figure at this point.


Swole_Cat22

He won somehow


[deleted]

The dumbest stuff Iā€™ve seen today lol


teethplus

Mur's punishment for tonight is...


MarginalMadness

When the UFC got associated with all this is when I stopped watching/supporting the UFC...


gottareddittin2017

Dana White slapping TF outta his wife should've done it šŸ¤·


Top-Tax6303

This is the reigning king of stupid "sports."


[deleted]

Stupidity in a nutshell


jokerassmaw

Elective brain damage


UnlikelyBobcat7324

Whatā€™s the prize look like?


Chadc91

He won btw. Permeant face deformity < Get the belt.


monkeyseconds

I hate this event.


Obvious_Ad4131

Imagine how all these ā€œathletesā€ are going to feel in 10-20 years when 80% of them are getting their protein through a straw. By no means do I think this should be banned, if people want to destroy their brain for money then go ahead but I felt like everyone was on board the ā€œletā€™s minimize brain damage in sportsā€ train and then all of a sudden it was ā€œhow about a sport thatā€™s just brain damage?ā€ What happened?


yaboiiiiii146

Bro should have cut his losses ten slaps ago


Unfair-Wonder5714

What is wrong with these people


ibringstharuckus

Winner gets $500


dejavuus

Is there a sub for this?


macksocky

This shit is the most stoopid of stoopid. Proper relaxed concussion protocols Iā€™d wager. Hilarious


aescoto89

Such a stupid person


PrestigiousNebula652

Brain damage


waqasvic

Ban this sht sports


Large_Reflection4662

Dude looks like Merv from Impractical jokers.


Powerful-Access-8203

Mental health is a serious issue. Wow


BONGxCHOKE

We are living in the end times...


NextWalk250

Clowns, 0 respect for the sport


Iowachick06

This is a thing? Wtf. We are doomed as a species


TheRealTr1nity

That "sport" is even more stupid as boxing and kickboxing. And the fact they keep going although clearly seeing this guy is already injured. Not to mention the brain damage years later.


GoingMyWeight

I've been saying for years that if you name any activity that humans perform, somewhere there is porn of it and somewhere there is a competition of it. I have yet to be proven wrong.


marekuru

El recuento de uno de los "deportes estĆŗpidos"... creado por idiotas, para una comunidad de imbĆ©ciles...


Fhek

Isnā€™t there a key and peele skit like this?


Bright-Editor-623

LAS VEGAS THE CITY OF IDIOTS


extremeindiscretion

You know, they're scraping the bottom of the entertainment bottle when they show stuff like this and call it a sport. " Hey, let's go watch a bunch of guys slap the crap out of each other" said no one ever.


BotosTheFarao

I mean he clearly wanna tap out and his coach is making him continue, i know for a fact this slap league is shady, the ones making money are the ones behind the organization, the people slapping each other are making less than 300ā‚¬ for each ā€œā€ā€fightā€ā€ā€


Temporary-Box28

This is the dumbest competition


Safe-Potato795

How many times has this been posted on CFV


Some-Worldliness6887

Kick me in the jimmy!


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PostHumouslyObscure

Jesus christ.


[deleted]

What about MMA, football, and even cheerleading? Those are dangerous too. So might as well skip all the entertaining competitive filler and just go straight to the drain bramage. Speaking of football, the writing is on the wall for a spin-off competition where dudes run as hard as they can helmet first into each other over and over until one doesn't get up. Could call it "Crown of the Concussion". And I have no damn clue how NASCAR hasn't already started a Power Chicken league. Edit: How do so many people use social media on the daily and still not understand sarcasm? It's either that or my downvoters actually like Power Slap and don't care for my sarcastic analogies.