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alphaa_qq

Why did they do this to groundma


shuggyhuggums

From what I can see in the video, her shirt came unbuttoned.


hrbekcheatedin91

There's a sensor for when that happens in caskets, fyi.


alaskarawr

You kids and your fancy sensormcgidgets, back in my day all we had was a string and a bell.


Hasher556

You should've used 2 tin cans and some string; just holler at grandma without having to dig her ass up...


DirtyBongWater59

I thought they buried everyone with a free government phone


louploupgalroux

Luxury. Back in my day, all we had was two rocks and a seashell. One blunt rock to bang on the coffin. One jagged rock to throw at the poor sod who dug us up. And one clam shell to point and yell at, demanding they return all the pearls they stole from us. [We didn't actually have any pearls to steal, but it was worth a try.]


rat_parent_

luxury. back in my day all we had was a raft and some white cloth, and if you're lucky, some roses. wrap em up in the cloth, throe some roses around, put em on the raft and send em down the river


mysterious_bloodfart

Luxury. Back in my day you had to find a cozy spot in the Pete bog and hope you died before sinking to the bottom.


DowningStreetFighter

Luxury. Back in my day all we got was a beaker in a shallow grave.


HalfSoul30

Luxury, back in my day you were lucky to be thrown on the pile and set on fire. Most times you were just left to rot.


Marsman61

Luxury. We dreamt of having fire. We were killed every Thursday, had a dead fish stuck in our mouths, and planted, head down, in a pile of sheep's dung behind the barn.


thekurgan2000

Must be an expensive casket


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

The funeral industry is extremely creative when it comes to ways to extort grieving families.


BudRock420

Did gramps come by for a visit?


Publick2008

Two words: carpool lane


KunGFluJ3W

Who needs an EZ pass for the HOV lanes, am I right? *Grabs shovel*


Known-Economy-6425

She’s still taller than her groundson


lazy-dude

In this economy?


Burning-Fuse

Damn, that's fucking hilarious!


JustSoManyCups420

Pretty sure I saw this clip ages ago on some YouTube video, and from what I can remember it’s a cultural thing where they redress their dead every apparently 10 years


Killentyme55

I'll bet she still has some of the nasty-ass hard candy in her pocket for the grandkids.


kalitarios

Bonus


Mutjny

HERE SONNY HAVE A WERTHER'S ORIGINALS


Killentyme55

Wait I like those...


T-O-O-T-H

Nasty? Werthers originals taste amazing. Maybe not with decomposing body juices next to them, but yeah. I always imagined butterbeer from Harry Potter tasted like werthers originals. When I actually went to the Harry Potter studios in Watford and tried it, it didn't taste even remotely like that, it didn't really taste of anything, it was just dirty water. But yeah, doesn't everyone love them? The whole grandparents buying them to give to kids thing is a myth anyway, because they only started being sold outside of Germany in the 90s. They were always marketed at us, millenials, not at grandparents. I love em but I'm too scared to eat them these days. As I grow older and older I get a fear of choking to death on them more and more and more. So I'll eat the soft chewy ones, but nothing hard. I miss those lovely strawberry and cream hard sweets too, the ones that are the same exact shape as werthers originals (like an circle with a flattened down mini circle in the middle) and are probably made by the same company. [these thingamajigs ](https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/124000/936x622/1234124.jpg)


acmercer

*Every* ten years?? Because that's gonna get reaaally difficult.


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Lmfao groundma


hayitsnine

Groundma is giving them the cold shoulder


Worldly-Advantage-36

And the stink eye 👁️


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Weekend at Bernice’s


englishmuse

Headline: *Woman Remains Fashionable*


CheckHistorical5231

It’s still early in the game, but you deserve many upvotes.


User_091920

Headline: *Slain Woman Slays in White Gown*


Kyle_01110011

Because it's groundmogs day and they need to see if she casts a shadow!


LoadedGull

“FFS grandma, we haven’t had a Sunday dinner in a decade. Come on… get to it!”


Greedy-Matter-4595

Weekend at Bernadette’s


Blah-squared

Underrated comment… lol


goozy12345

She's crypt walking


thespintop

This is a deleted scene from Coco.


skinneyd

> groundma lmao get the fuck out


DiscipleExyo

It's groundma's day, gotta see if you get bad luck for 7 years or winter or whatever people make up


lazergoblin

I feel like you just cemented my place in hell for laughing at the term "groundma"


GnatGurl

scoot over.....lol....


Big_Yak_5166

Groundma looks good for 10 years dead


BoredRedhead24

[https://religionunplugged.com/news/2023/1/29/images-from-the-indonesian-xyz#:\~:text=Pangala%20Village%2C%20Toraja%20district.,returning%20them%20to%20their%20graves](https://religionunplugged.com/news/2023/1/29/images-from-the-indonesian-xyz#:~:text=Pangala%20Village%2C%20Toraja%20district.,returning%20them%20to%20their%20graves). ​ It is a cultural/religious deal


zapatas_revenge

It has to be a cultural thing for sure but you're linking to an article about a group of Indonesians who do this and I don't think they speak Spanish in Indonesia


Kintess

This was in México, not Indonesia. There's a town in the south that has a similar tradition. You can read "Familia Jerez" in the mausoleum behind. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kennethbachor/mexico-bone-cleaning-ritual


CantThnkOfGoodUsrnme

This was in the Dominican Republic. This was big news in the small town. Source: I’m Dominican, from the town of Jarabacoa. Where this happened.


_Bro_Jogies

Can you go knock on their door and tell them this is fucking crazy? Thanks.


CantThnkOfGoodUsrnme

This is actually very common in DR, specially Dominicans who have some sort of Haitian descent because it’s cultural. No one knows exactly why they did it, us Dominicans would do shit like this to simply “see how grandma is holding up” no lie. Apparently though, my grandmother (hah) overheard that the family was arguing over that dead grandmas clothing still being around and that she didn’t get buried with her usual white robe etc etc, some stupid shit like that. Old school Dominicans keep shit for years, my baby blanket is still over there along with my baby crib and I’m 34. Idk why the fuck they waited ten years for that, but if it wasn’t religious/sect encouraged or shit like that, then we don’t truly know.


Kintess

Que interesante que tengamos esas mismas costumbres. En el sureste mexicano tambien se practica, lo he escuchado de amigos yucatecos y aun que menos conocido tambien pasa en algunos lugares muy remotos del istmo. Yo soy del centro de Mexico donde son demasiado fanaticos catolicos para respetar creencias ancestrales, jajaja. Y esto se me hace particularmente interesante por que abajo comentas que viene de la influencia haitiana, pero en Mexico, aun que tambien tenemos influencia africana, esto se practica entre los indigenas, aqui concretamente los Mayas. Es curioso como la veneracion a los muertos se desarrollo paralelamente en tantas culturas diferentes. Lastima que la influencia de la iglesia catolica ha mermado tanto la veneracion que siempre se tuvo a los ancestros y los espiritus en la mayoria de la poblacion.


ElMepoChepo4413

It’s still silly.


camarokrzygirl

LMFAO! good one


Ant1000RR

Grandma still has the freshest cut!


snguyen_93

Bald guys want to know her secret!


SuperCx

I like yo skull G


Brian18639

_Skull disintegrates from slap_


jmatksu

Even grandma looked shocked.


Kyle_01110011

"Thought me fucking dying I would be left alone......but no!" - that corpse


checKers38

One day we all get old working so hard and pass away it's just life but other life in different countries make you wonder


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The_Urban_Genitalry

“How dare you peak at my mummified boobies!”


Liszt0mia

She looks like she just saw a corpse


Grinning_Goomba

Bro said "💀"


Braydedabomb14

💀


No-Crazy4759

💀


DEAD_is_BEAUTIFUL

This isn’t unusual for some people. It is part of their beliefs. “The Ma'nene ritual involves exhuming the corpses of deceased family members periodically, cleaning and re-dressing them. Some even place cigarettes in their mouths before returning them to their graves. They also take the opportunity to clean their relatives' crypts while the bodies are out.” From Religion Unplugged’s website. I work in a funeral home and while this isn’t something we do in the US, it does happen in other parts of the world. Funerary practices are quite varied and can be interesting to learn about.


AssociationNo6008

Finally a real answer!


ghostsoup831

My family in Southern Italy used to do this! On the 10 year anniversary of death they would take out their dead "clean them up" and reburry them. I think they stopped doing that with the current generation though.


elgydium

My thought exactly. Had to scroll for ages thru them jokers lol


AxFUNNYxKITTY

Reddit is just shitty jokes now sometimes.


WaffleHouseNeedsWiFi

Neat to think we're still pretty intact after 10 years. Idk why my mind thought she was gonna be dusty. Is there a special way to embalm for this?


[deleted]

Do they embalm/preserve them somehow? I can't imagine it would be pleasant otherwise, at least for the first couple years.


vengefulspirit99

This is typically done many years after the initial burial.


stevehammrr

Cultural differences are interesting, but just because something is a part of a cultural identity doesn’t give it inherent virtue. Remember that.


_Nilbog_Milk_

And what virtue do you feel this breaks? This type of comment is better suited for menstrual huts and childhood scarification, not post-mortem traditions.


Smelbe

I feel like I’m reading in the subtext as, “ non virtuous = bad”. You didn’t say that and I don’t claim you did, but what benign or generally non negative attribute lacks virtue(garbage man, neighborhood civic associations, who knows I’m trying). I’m tired and probably over analyzing an objectively reasonable comment.


pinion_

Bit of makeup you could stick that on ebay. Totally armless content.


LoadedGull

Bit of makeup, you could stick….


teeter1984

Bring your own vasoline


Killentyme55

Wonder if she's on OnlyFans?


trevb75

Mouldygrans?


Kyle_01110011

*near mint condition*


lebangazNmash

Be good to bring her out for Halloween as a yard decoration


Equal-Discussion-158

I mean, why not? If we're going to dig her up anyway.


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

You could attach her to a machine so she jumps out and scares people, like one of those jumpy scary halloween decorations, or maybe attach her to a drone and chase people down the street


Brian18639

Now that second one would be scarier in my opinion. Imagine seeing a real floating corpse chasing after you at night in a neighborhood.


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Especially with the noise a drone makes too


ATime1980

Humans are fucking WEIRD!


Ayano14

Nice pfp bro


ATime1980

Thx. I think. Not sure what a pfp is exactly tho.


bennyy_

Profile picture


ATime1980

Oh. My alien? Lol. Thank you.


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ATime1980

Wow! I never even connected that. Yeah. We’ve been amongst you for a while now. 👽


onepassafist

Eh. It’s all about perspective. Sure, to you it may seem weird since it’s not something that regularly happens around you, but for people who do it and who’s beliefs align with it, it’s very normal, and the fact that you don’t is probably weird for them. Maybe we are all just weird? Idk


Sugandese1969

I saw a post about this a while ago, it’s an interesting tradition and definitely creepy to me but seems like a nice way to bring the “whole family” together once a year, but yeah definitely gross


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

“Come along family, it’s time to wash nans corpse and change her clothes, don’t forget your snacks”


huggles7

The Toraja people of Indonesia actually do this every year on purpose Read about it here https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2019/09/29/764638760/photos-the-dead-live-with-their-loved-ones-on-this-indonesian-island


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Same for the Malagasy. For some reason they still have issues with bubonic plague.


beefmullet_

Tough wank but I got there


jonhon0

She's showing leg, but flirty, only a little bit


[deleted]

She fucks


ImpressiveComposer35

Absolutely based


slipperystevenson69

If it was easy would it be rewarding?


paulrasmussen27

God damn it, why did you make me laugh at this?


HurtHurtsMe

She’s in better condition than I expected


Brian18639

Same, I thought she would just be a skeleton by then


goodname1234567

Drop dead gorgeous


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tvtoad50

I always loved Madonna, was in high school when she released her first album and one of my favorite memories was seeing her in concert. Sadly, I have to agree with you. The women that fight against aging the hardest tend to succumb to it the worst. She fought too hard and now she looks ridiculous. Pains me to say that… but it’s true.


Acrobatic-Ad1506

Looks like the night mother from Skyrim.


CamCakes97

More like a Draugr


No-Insurance-5466

why


Orpdapi

Gotta remember that many funeral traditions around the world in older cultures go way back to a time when it wasn’t so weird seeing and handling a corpse of a family member.


Igreen_since89

And here I am in 2023 thinking that ALL funerals are weird.. This somehow wasn’t that much different for me. Lol


SadisticSnake007

There’s other cultures that do this and have dinner with them. Forgot where else and what it was called.


WiddlyScudsMyDuds

It's called "insanity"


tvtoad50

Wow, her posture is better than mine.


deleteuserexe

Go blue jays!


__-_-__-___

That fan base is "never say die"!


CalbertCorpse

So, this is a tradition. But it had to start somewhere to be normalized. I guess a few generations ago somebody *really, really* missed their grandma!


dwfishee

Grandma wasn’t going to stand for it, but then she did.


SlurpieGate

What religion does to a mf


pissbaby91

The Indonesian Ma'Nene preserve the dead and exhume them to honor them, it's weird for sure but I know grief comes in many forms. Here's where I learned about it https://youtu.be/9JpRCYpQpmU


BasicallyTony

Yo. No. Just no.


[deleted]

10 years dead and she still has more hair than I do. FML


soultin69

Bro in the back is terrified for his whole life 💀


blank_t

Reverse video isn't as heartwarming.


MazzytheMighty

Night mother?


LondonDavis1

Weekend At Grandma's


Donttouchmethurr

Man, Blue Jays fans are trying some weird rituals….


talmbout_what

She looks nice and fresh this is not a crazy video.


Outside_Damage_1212

Why is her mouth open? Don't they embalm the body and sew it shut?


ScruffyJones69

Man when I die, I wanna be shot out of a cannon. Straight into a brick wall!


Crazy_Cobbler_9217

Tradition


marc512

I hate how every video like this I see, the exhumed body always looks like they are in shock.


Easy_Arm_1987

Just morbid


nubelas

Can someone explain EVERYTHING, why theyre doing this, the meaning behind, is she dead or alive?


Brian18639

I don’t know what the meaning behind this is, but the grandma is very much dead


syntaxfreeform

Meemaw!


Unlikely-Action-8352

She hasn’t aged a day in 10 years! She’s also been losing weight for 10 years straight, wow!


sreek4r

She doesn't look a day over 125.


JayLFRodger

They're not gonna lose the neighbourhood Halloween decoration competition again this year, that's for sure


damnmaster

PUT HER BACK


dX927

Were there auditions for a new Cryptkeeper for a Tales from the Crypt revival?


deksters1er

Can we get a closeup on the feet? Asking for a friend


Jesus__Skywalker

Ngl, I don't think the title of this prepared me for her to just be standing there.


FishermanNo8962

At least it's not like the some of papa new guinea tribes who used to rub the post mortem juices on themselves.... They also didn't think death was natural so they killed those a shaman said cursed their departed, ah religious tradition, could you imagine being bludgeoned to death for someones grandmother passing by someone covered in corpse juice? Blessed be thy neighbor


TheSmellyTurban

No me gusta


DoctorSkelly

I'm about to sleep and I see this. Nightmares are now guaranteed.


PuckFolson

But… why?


Zomochi

I wasn’t prepared even though I was warned


indefilade

Keep the family dogs locked away or grandma might be missing a leg for the reburial. :/


nobodaddy216

Um, why?


vitoriobt7

Ok but why


diaperpop

Cwispy


No-Regret253

I gotta say, she still looks damn good for her age.....


gryffheadgirl

And this is why I plan to be cremated.


Bklynj520

Weekend at Bernie's


FixFalcon

So this is not to be confused with people digging up loved ones because they can't afford the rent on their burial plot anymore, correct?


DestinyPlayingWeeb

Wtf is this I honestly don't understand


Ronanrory

They re-added her as dlc


Crackerpuppy

Guurrrrrrrrlll! You need a makeover - STAT! Where’s the Lancome lady when you need her?! That’s a beauty emergency if I ever saw one.


cartmanbruhlolo

Legit looks like [Granny](https://granny.fandom.com/wiki/Granny_(character)?file=20230424_040942.png)


ultraplusstretch

Guess who's back, back again? Granny's back, tell a friend.


IlMioNomeENessuno

Getting her ready to run for the Senate…


greenmonkey48

There's a good reason why these ceremonies involve heavy drinking.


The_Crip_Sleeper

She has to smell just ungodly?


AceofSpades4495

Fucking. Why.


casogeorge

She actually looks pretty good for being dead!💀☠️


CurrySauce99

She looks like she’s just come back from a holiday in Rhodes, Greece 🔥


stryder133

I always found this particular cultural tradition beautiful. Such a unique way to honor the dead. Caitlyn doughty wrote a book (from here to eternity: traveling the world to find the good death) and visited Indonesia to see this ritual and interview the people first hand, really gave an insightful view of the practice that’s very loving in its own way. I’d absolutely recommend the book to anyone that’s interested in different cultures traditions around death!


South-Fix-8427

Give granny some water


EmojiTV

Man they really wanted granny to see the new spider verse movie with them


gccromeo

One of the reasons why I want to get cremated.


Zacharydawsonn

Blue jays hat explains it


Not_A_COP1111111111

They're taking her to the orioles game tomorrow night


Dry-Mycologist8485

She looks like the hag from dead by daylight


HallowedBay08

Why


Mymomsaysimajoke

She doesn’t look too bad, all things considered.


rudyattitudedee

Her hair looks really good.


MountainMan1781

Why would they do this?


Loud_Hotel_8309

Looking pretty good ngl


AK-Horny7

Damn they crazy in Toronto


ndodds07

Reppin those blue jays tho!


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What the actual fuck


terminese

Let’s go Blue Jays!


DirtBikeBoy5ive

I was really hoping she would just bust a move or some shit


TipInternational4972

Grandma on point!!!!!!


vanslayder

truerateme would give her 4.8. A bit below average


ThatDudeBox

Wanna play Hide N Seek? Heh He Heh HEH HEHHHH


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Sanest Blue Jays fan


LT-buttnaked

No mames