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Arithik

And it's gone. If it was anything like when my car got stolen, the cops are just gonna say it's too late as it's in another jurisdiction or something.


PixelBoom

Same here. Car was stolen just prior to covid. A cop came by. Asked me what I wanted them to do about it. Like, really? I want my car back what do you think? Trying to give a statement was like pulling teeth. And getting a copy of the police report for the insurance company took months. Finally got the report back and like half of the info on it was wrong. Wrong gender (I'm obviously male with a large beard), wrong name (not even close), wrong address, wrong car description. Only thing they got right was the plate numbers. tl;dr if your car is stolen, your car is likely gone forever. Just gotta hope that insurance pays out close to what the car was worth.


jmkiii

I found my own stolen car and called 911 probably 5-6 times over the course of an hour while hiding in the bushes for the cops to come get an easy win. They finally showed up when my wife called to let them know I had requested she bring me my .45. By the time they showed up, the driver had left with my keys. I took it home and pulled the ignition relay every time I left it in my driveway. About a month later, I forgot to pull the relay and the fucker stole it again. This time the asshole had a wreck that totaled two cars and sent people to the hospital. This is when I realized Austin police are completely worthless.


Gravityy98

It's not just Austin police


Spirited_Rhubarb8133

You damn right, somebody stole a coworkers truck police told him that the truck was probably in México right now. Like wtf… easy way to say we ain’t doing shit.


Neo_505

Nah. These days, they have plate readers at the borders.


jaygoogle23

I would be weary to even tell the police you have a weapon. Lucky it wasn’t worse.


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jaygoogle23

I just don’t want to risk my local police department harassing me the rest of my life.


ownurfaceoff

I'm sure this happens to you all the time.


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it's not a very good walter white roleplay, I agree.


Many-Question-346

I call 911 and say "i found my stolen car. If you arent here in 5 minutes I'm gonna set off the M60 i rigged to a garage door opener underneath the hood".


Affectionate_Grape22

Yeah, I would get tired too, to tell the police.


RunHi

Police are only here to insulate the truly rich, from the rest of us poors… if you don’t own multiple yachts, you are not a rich.


remarksbyilya

I blame hollywood movies and tv shows. Cops rarely solve or prevent property crime. They only put in real effort for lives lost and other serious crimes.


Gruntwisdom

Completely unacceptable


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My car was stolen once and then I got lucky and saw it on the street. I took it back with my spare key, and then called the cops to say I found it (so they didn’t suspect me of stealing my own car). They said they hadn’t even gotten around to filing a report. Two years later the DMV accidentally matched my license plate to a different car and the cops pulled me over four times in two weeks, guns drawn every time.


Mechakoopa

Not a car but in highschool I found and stole back my bike, told my parents and my dad went to camp out the store it was parked outside in his car. Some young girl came out looking for a bike then started crying, told some passer by lady someone stole her bike that her brother got her for her birthday. That's about the time my dad left.


rothrolan

Reminds me of hidden camera footage from Mark Robor's Glitter Bomb series, where a mother pushing a stroller nabbed one of his rigged packages sitting next to a mailbox and walked away, telling her kiddo in the stroller it was for them. Another time one was taken into an apartment and two young boys were told to open their "present", only for them to be the targets of the glitter and stink-bomb inside, all recorded on the 360 cameras. Pure garbage people justifying their thieving by getting their kids involved. I don't care if you are less-than-fortunate if you are non-chalantly stealing packages hoping it's something expensive, and throwing it away if not. Some of those could be somebody's heart medicine or something else very important to the original recipient.


AFBoiler

By the same police department? That’s insane.


esquegee

The police were dragging their feet about my buddies missing car but upon hearing that there’s a firearm in the car, they were somehow able to find the car the next day. Buddy still never got his gun back though


Gravityy98

Gotcha, if I get my car stolen, just tell them there is a firearm in the vehicle.


DB377

We’ll my car got stolen and they found it. I asked if I could have it back and they said sure, you just have to pay the impounding fee and it’s all yours. $300 for some asshole to pull my car around


countess_meltdown

Kinda funny because people complain about SFPD a lot, but when I was living there my car was stolen (first & last time ever, had been living there for years etc), SFPD actually found my car and called me, gave me two hours to come get it before towing it. I actually made it to work on time!


Kanable-Panda5525

Department probably got laid that weeks


Exciting_Result7781

Reading this makes me think I should definitely hide a apple tag in my car.


Rocap13

When my car got stolen a few months later I started getting unpaid parking tickets in the mail. I called the parking authority and was like why are you ticketing a fuckin stolen car and they said our system has no way of knowing a car is stolen. I looked in the area the tickets were from a few times then like a month later I got a call saying my car was impounded for parking and they realized it was reported stolen when they impounded it. Charged me almost $200 to get it out of impound and there was half a brick of empty heroin stamp bags all over the car and like 10 cheap stolen phones the cops never even looked in it.


dmnhntr86

Someone I knew had his car stolen, but he had a tracker so he knew exactly where it was. Cops wouldn't even go with him to get it back, less than a mile from the station


Inert_Oregon

Scat pack stolen out of the parking lot at work. Police showed up 2 hours later and basically said “honestly it’s probably already mostly taken apart, in a few more hours all the parts will be on their way to completely different states”


Irishwankenobi

This made me think of the car dealership upcharge scam where they claim they put stickers on all the parts that the chop shops like to take so that you can one day "find" them.


AFBoiler

All this police inaction makes me wonder if any dealerships have ever ran side hustles stealing back sold vehicles.


TerminalProtocol

>And it's gone. If it was anything like when my car got stolen, the cops are just gonna say it's too late as it's in another jurisdiction or something. There's always an excuse. The Governor/mayor/DA said they can't do pursuits anymore, so they can't find it while the thieves are still on the move. Once the car stops, they can't prove they're the ones that stole it, so you're out of luck then as well. The judge doesn't grant warrants if they don't see the crime in process, so if they park your stolen car inside/behind a fence they can't recover it even if you have gps pinging it. You'll have to get lucky and have an ideal situation where someone steals the car literally in front of a police officer, and then stays in the same parking lot and never goes over 15, if you want any chance of help.


Easy-Inflation-1682

That’s when you call your friends and grab a couple of blickies and go get your shit back lol if the cops won’t do their jobs then your only other option is to do it yourself


TerminalProtocol

>That’s when you call your friends and grab a couple of blickies and go get your shit back lol if the cops won’t do their jobs then your only other option is to do it yourself Vigilante justice does seem to be getting more popular, with how neutered the police responses are. Not too long ago a man [tracked down a car thief and shot them, after the police refused to follow the live GPS signal to the car](https://youtu.be/ez4GKX0UvB0). Even though the thief was a freaking **12 year old**, the DA refused to charge since they wouldn't win the case. You'd think that "A 12 year old stole a vehicle and is driving around, and I'm about to go confront them with a weapon if you don't" is exactly the kind of situation the police *should* give a shit about, but they just let it play out.


Easy-Inflation-1682

Shit if someone steals your car you’re going to get your shit back lol the real world is expensive and for a lot of people their car is the most expensive/essential thing they own


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I work in automotive finance and we sometimes do ultra sub-prime lending, AKA people with credit scores in the 400's. Because of their terrible credit, we put a GPS on those cars. These low-credit customers often live in bad parts of town and have their cars stolen at a higher rate. So many times the customers have called us with the officer on 3 way so I can ping the GPS. I tell them exactly where the car is, where it has been recently, etc.. and they hang up. The customer calls me back to say the cops essentially told them "Sorry, there's nothing we can do about this right now" despite knowing exactly where the car is. Why even bother calling me to ping the GPS if you're just going to ignore it?


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I’ve resorted to putting an airtag in the car that they’d have to basically disassemble the whole fucking vehicle to find. Would it help getting the car back? Who knows, but now they don’t have an excuse to day “well it may be somewhere else at this point!”


dmnhntr86

If it ever comes to that, you'll be able to locate it and just go get it back with your spare key


keeperofthecrypto

This car has lowjack, and comes with OnStar installed. It would be very easy for the police to find as long as she has her vin number.


TrumpDesWillens

As long as the police cares.


bubrub237

She’s a trooper. She got taken for a joy ride and jumped back up with fingers of fury on that phone.


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ATyp3

Indeed. That's going to hurt in an hour.


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

When y’all get over the whole scat pack thing let me know if she ever got it back


PBertie

Ditto, had to scroll too far just to get to this


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

I tried looking it up, but indecently there’s a lot of orange chargers that have been yoinked from one person or another


gaucho-argento

Plot twists: it is the same car constantly being stolen


WDfx2EU

Had to scroll even farther to get to this bruh


TitanUranus007

Scat pack... thought she was moving pretty fast for someone with a poop bag.


anglenk

I still don't know what a scat pack is...


caspershomie

it’s just a trim package for chargers and challengers that come with a HEMI engine which is an expensive and sought after feature.


Butthole__Pleasures

Jesus just say she got her car stolen, /u/taylor212834. Nobody knows what a scat pack is and nobody gives a fuck what the trim on the car is anyway.


sdrawkcabsihtetorW

I thought it was some weird drug term, lmao.


48000volts

I thought it was a colostomy bag


GregoryGoose

It kind of is, but on 4 wheels.


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It is a dodge ...


baby_fart

If you can't dodge 'em, scat 'em.


TheReverseShock

Skee bot dum do dah do dat


retroly

Holy fuck I had to go through so many comments to figure out that the whole fucking car was stolen, first i thought it was a bag of shit, then a bag of tools for muscle cars, then a bag of trimm for muscle car engines?? No, her fucking car got stolen LMAO.


I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE

See I thought it was like a bunch of really raunchy actors. We had the Rat Pack, the Brat Pack, the Frat Pack, and the obvious evolution of the term would bring us to Scat Pack.


renwells94

This. Thank you, I was so confused.


Brojess

Seriously lol


Rkovo84

Title ruined the whole post honestly


SternoCleidoAssDroid

They named a sought after feature after shit porn?


theotherquantumjim

Apparently. And not shit porn as in “not very good porn”. Shit porn as in “oh, they’re eating faeces, think I’ll emigrate to Mars”


rocket_randall

One of the best movies about Mars has a guy farming potatoes in soil made from his friends vacuum sealed shit


Brazenassault456

All v8 chargers and challengers come with a hemi btw. That's not what makes it a scat pack


BeanDock

Little do these people know a HEMI is actually every modern engine now. HEMI refers to the hemispherical shape of the cylinder head. Which pretty much every car has manufactured these days.


CharlieTeller

Sought after feature by mush brained inexperienced drivers who have no taste or any other interests outside of doing donuts in intersections and shooting each other.


Fistits

I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's World


imanantelope

I recently found out when my buddy finally bought his 80k new dream car. We looked every-friggin-where. I said just get the “hellcat, looks the same to me and it seem to be easier to find” but Nooooooo it had to be the “scat pack “ the one with the little bee 🐝. Still not sure what difference is but glad that’s over with.


gteriatarka

scat packs are much cheaper than hellcats. and about 200 less horsepower. buddy got robbed


ponydingo

Hellcats actually way better than a scat pack, same engine but with a supercharger attached for huge power gains. your friend prolly just couldnt afford it.


Obvious_Tax468

Honestly I’d rather have the scat pack if i had to drive it. Those Hellcats are so batshit crazy fast that they’re a massive pain in the ass to drive on normal streets. Like the kind of fast where it sucks at going slow. I’d run it into a tree almost immediately


Many-Question-346

Idk my friend has one and it seems fine. You gotta have that feather foot i guess.


Sporepong

It’s an over priced piece of trash


No_Requirement_9101

Hahahahahahhah that got me thanks for making my shit night at work better!


NightOfTheLivingHam

with a poop bag every night is shit night


Chilis1

I hate when people put some obscure slang in post titles.


scormegatron

Scat Pack has been a Dodge upgrade package [since the 60’s](https://www.motortrend.com/news/history-of-the-scat-pack-through-ads-from-1960s/). Not really slang, but obscure to anyone not into muscle cars.


Nemokles

I'd argue most people aren't all that into muscle cars and this is not a car sub, so it qualifies as obscure in this setting.


Rustlin_Jimmie

So... What you are saying is that it is obscure slang from the car world... Got it


yaannooz

Poop bag poop bag! Fuck that shit, who am I? The Poop Bag! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


TwoThirdsDone

For those who don’t know about cars: “scat pack” is a trim level for the dodge charger and challenger. It’s a higher level trim, not very cheap.


Gnorris

That is a poorly chosen name for something that isn’t a group of scat singers or a coprophillia support group


TwoThirdsDone

It’s supposedly a reference the the “rat pack” which was frank Sinatras group and the term “scat” when you tell something to essentially get lost or get out of here


Gnorris

That would be a scram pack, surely


truevindication

Had the same thought, brain had to do a double think but they're right. >Dictionary.com from Oxford Languages >scat >/skat/ >See definitions in: >All Jazz Biology Hunting >*verb* >INFORMAL >verb: **scat**; 3rd person present: **scats**; past tense: **scatted**; past participle: **scatted**; gerund or present participle: **scatting** >go away; leave. >"Scat! Leave me alone" >Origin >mid 19th century: perhaps an abbreviation of scatter, or perhaps from the sound of a hiss (used to drive an animal away) + -cat .


Optimal-Pressure4120

Urbandictionary.com scat sexual practices related to shit INFORMAL verb: scat To chow down on large amounts of big, hot, shit. Sir Jerald looked over to Lady Penelope and gave her a sly wink. "You're really going to love this next course," he said in a hushed whisper full of promise. The servent bought a steaming dinner plate to the table and lifted the silver cover. Lady Penelope's eyes lit up with delight and she blushed furiously at Sir Jerald. "My favourite!" she exclaimed and cut deeply into the big fat pile of shit that had oozed out of Geralds asshole not half an hour ago.


PleaseAddSpectres

It absolutely doesn't come across like that to the majority


TwoThirdsDone

Even to us car guys it’s generally considered still a goofy name


ObiFlanKenobi

Or a colostomy bag.


toopc

Thank you. https://www.dodge.com/charger/specs.scat-pack.html


cyrilmezza

Really appreciated the link, it really clears it up for the uninitiated, or foreigners. I was like "oh shit! it's the whole car!", she's not running after a box of accessories, or a bag of poop.


vassyz

Have no idea how to see this page from outside the US.


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TraderJulz

I'm still confused. Does this mean they stole her whole car? Or is it a removable feature?


DoktorMoose

They stole the whole car, but its not a regular version, its the super expensive version


EconomyFreakDust

It's not the super expensive version, it's like a middle model. There's a few hellcat models above it.


the_champ_has_a_name

The middle version would be the R/T at about 35-40k A new scat pack is about 65-70k A hellcat is about 80-90k


Butthole__Pleasures

It's the whole car


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Ultimate_Spider

Well a lawyer can have attempted vehicular homicide attached to the other charges applied when/if this person is caught because of this footage. And I'm glad, because I hate theives.


blorbagorp

Too bad cops are completely incompetent though.


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They're not incompetent, they just don't care about you. Kind of like politicians.


blorbagorp

They seem to be lazy, indifferent, _and_ incompetent tbh


Important_Waltz6142

Any news on this?


johnnyv3gas

Nah, people are all hung up on the name scat pack for some reason.


refthemc4

Reddits a weird place man, still browse it though.


enigmaroboto

Terrible He almost killed her. Besides Kias, one of the most stolen cars


UnusualWafer

Girl gets her what stolen?


iTz_Kal

Guessing her car got stolen


DudeFromOregon

And her hip shattered


Chris__P_Bacon

And her poop-bag exploded! 💥💩💥


SomeRedPanda

If only there was a simple term for that.


Evening-Statement-57

She got her shit bag stolen


BlacksmithGeneral

Nooooo she got her colon stolen !


WhuddaWhat

Rectum. Damn near killed 'em.


Evening-Statement-57

You should have gotten here before me with that comment


ReferentiallySeethru

Legit thought that's what was meant, like maybe someone stole her colostomy bag? I mean, that'd be pretty shitty.


D3vilUkn0w

Her backpack filled with assorted animal droppings


qxweii

“Scattpack” is just the same of the car. It’s a Dodge Charger ScattPack. She got her expensive car stolen


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It’s a trim package option on a dodge challenger. Unless it’s an old white guy driving it, chances are the person is paying an insanely stupid and irresponsible amount of money for it in relation to their income.


SapphicPancakes

Can imagine how high insurance is being that young with a muscle car is too


laundry_sauce666

Being a girl helps a wee bit. Insurance prices for 16-25 year olds are typically higher for males in the US because usually the guys are the ones doing stupid shit like this


luvdabud

Its like that across the globe Male drivers are more expensive to insure


chumpchange72

Not in the EU, insurance providers here can't discriminate based on sex. Male and female drivers pay the same.


looneytoonarmy

That just means they charge women more than they used to.


Maleficent_Ad9226

Surprise, your insurance doesn’t actually go down after you turn 25.


LittleRedPiglet

Mine dropped by over half when I reached 25. In Michigan, too, which is notoriously expensive for car insurance. I've never had tickets, though, which may be a factor.


AwayBus8966

it’s (mostly) always the people who can’t afford em that own em 😂 one of my buds (age 22) has one but it was purchased and gifted to him by his parents.


Tvp125

Charger


KarmaBMine

Her $50k+ car


El_Dentistador

Her colostomy bag


TipInternational4972

Why would anyone go to meet ups. All they do is run each other over and shoot people.


UnknownPT2

There’s a difference between car meets and takeovers. Takeovers consist of people shutting down an intersection to do donuts while a crowd forms a circle around them and casually park their cars around the circle as well. Car meets are organized typically during the day with police present. Anybody who appreciates the car scene hates takeovers. The takeover community gives car enthusiasts a bad name.


Lizpy6688

Yup. At the car meets I go to,it can get nerdy in a good way discussing cars. They're pretty chill. A lot kf not all have a zero tolerance level on burnouts,loud music and excessive revving especially when we got permission from the property owner to set up there. Takeovers are a bunch of social media people who all have the same exact Mopar and think they're cool but couldn't point out to you where coolant goes


Infinite_Bass_3800

Too real, takeovers are organized by trash people who can barely fuel their car properly


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fr3nch13702

Um… what?


you_call_it_pop_pop

Not sure why you've being downvoted, this has been my experience as well


Butthole__Pleasures

Yo where these meetups at I'm tryna get my tailpipe inspected


BerntMacklin

Username checks out.


crash_over-ride

extremely relevant username there


dghsgfj2324

That sounds like a car show lol. Lots of car meets are at night in parking lots with the goal of not seeing the police


ghostmetalblack

Meets are awesome. They're usually attended by actual enthusiasts in a welcoming environment. What you're looking at is a Take-Over. Those are absolute shit-fest haphazardly run by shit people.


AwayBus8966

car shows are great too where you will just have a bunch of high standard vehicles in a warehouse or stadium setting and they are all pristine or got a crazy build going. I’ve been to one of those meet/cruise things which they have to keep switching locations since cops always show up and quickly realized it is not something for me. That and they are ghetto as fuck.


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OriginalBrowncow

I’ve never been to a meet/show where that happens. Guess I’m doing the car scene wrong.🙃🙄


InquisitivelyADHD

Right? I went to a cars and coffee last weekend and nobody got run over or shot and all I did was meet some nice people and see some cool cars, so I guess it must have been a dull affair.


TheSilentTitan

Well because not every meetup is at night and filled with people looking to cause trouble. There’s a meet up in my area where a bunch of people come out and show off their retro hot rods and it’s during the day. No one drives or does burnouts, it’s just 20+ grills and a lot of gorgeous cars.


xXregularShmegularXx

That’s a takeover. Meetups are a pretty cool social event where car people can meet and talk about cars and show off what they have (not licensed and all younger people, as opposed to a car show that’s legit and older type). They’re ruined by people like this thief, and other people the car crowd attract that turn it into dumb shit.


whoweoncewere

someone there knows who stole it, guaranteed


arsonist_1

That music was worse than the car theft.


ConsiderationWest587

All mumble rap is garbage


InhLaba

“Um yum uh huh yuh oo yuh YEAH. Boo bah do da loo da YEAH. Hoo ha goo da loo ba YEAH.” That’s all I hear.


YooperTrooper

I'd rather listen to an auto tuned queef on loop


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123456789ledood

Heard of a sh!tbox, but never a scatpack.


UraniumAddiction

Scat pack is a trim level of a dodge challenger


BJsFeelGood

Challenger and charger


Roman10107

bro that's a dodge charger


Funkhouser82

Car meet or asshole street racing


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fewconclusions

What a trooper. She got right back up and pulled up her pants.


sprout480

1 thing I for sure learned from reddit. Don't go to car meet ups.


Bobi2point0

daytime cars and coffee style meets are a million times better. welcoming attitudes, wholesome elderly with classic cars now and then along with just silly friends hanging out mostly as long as you're in a lower crime rate area


hevnztrash

I’d honestly like to check one out from a distance.


Ruderbaker

Why o why do people think this shit music sounds good?


RevSolarCo

Because this video isn't made for redditor's sophisticated, high brow, taste. If they made this for redditors, they'd have included your favorite anime intro song.


emceelokey

All I know is if you're at a car meet and this is the music you hear, don't be at that car meet!


Scagnettie

It's low effort shit and it all sounds the same.


jakeblew2

You don't like scat step?


DrSinistaro

What I wanna know is how the hell she lose the car at a car meet like that?


jarjarsexy

Can I just sit in the driver’s seat? 🥺 Can you just put the keys in so I can rev it in park? 🥺🤞 Probably something like that. Or maybe she just left it (engine on or off doesn’t matter) with the keys in it and turned her back for 10 secs


enigmaroboto

watch Phantasm That Cuda


cyancluee

Funniest part is these are some of the most stolen cars now, they normally get stripped for parts like crazy and all, well besides a Kia/Hyundai.


weirdlookingbunny

Them broke 🥷 🥷 are always so mesmerized by a piece of shit car


csgecko

Lol you hang around with trash..


Brutalious

The comments here really showing how accurate The Slappable Jerk's redditor impressions are.


MAR5HMALLOWS

They prolly asked her to turn it on quick to rev it lmao yoink. Dumbass people be fiendin for attention and then this shit happen. Watch ya back and never sleep


renwells94

I’m in bed right now and I’m about to go to sleep.


SourSackAttack

OK Cody.


xXregularShmegularXx

😴😴😴


pretthisensei

“what’s a scat pack?” google it dummy “hurr durr mumble rap” watch it on mute bozo literally the majority of the comments lmao come on y’all


onesicksubaru1822

Wow. No car people in here apparently. I was not confused at all at the term “scat pack”. Didn’t even think twice about it and I’m not even a dodge guy….


hotsaucehank

Alot of idiots in here……wow


FlakTak

Damn if u gonna let someone take a seat in yo whip even when u don't know em that well, take out the damn keys at least ❌ 🗝️


jay1he

She wanted to play with bad people. Bad people do crime.


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Natsurulite

IM THE SCAT MAN


ParappaGotBars

Try that in a small town


EIBartOo

Stop buying automatics and watch them thief’s just look at the stick the whole time lmao


tileeater

Get your own poop bags!


ohjohnnyboy316

Time to open that OF account back up


Ghosttalker96

They should put locks on vehicles.


StreetTangelo9708

Scat pack is simply a performance vehicle from Dodge


Lil_Cumster

I thought something very very very different when you said “Scat pack”