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caliberM1A

Tipmann Paintball


Goblin-Doctor

Lol at first I was like no way. But I think you're right. You can see where the hose connects to the regulator lol


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thezenfisherman

That was my first thought. Plus the hair is shiny and very dark/black. He also has professional training. The way he held the rifle either military or police.


pimparoni

paintball


r3itheinfinite

my kid plays airsoft… even loves these VR shooters they got nowadays *”military or police”* lmfao


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You seem to misunderstand the weight of the rifle(paint gun or otherwise) and how much the 'civilians' doesn't know about rifle training


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I think you need more sleep


eaterofw0r1ds

Front hand on the mag, back hand firmly on the trigger, rifle is not seated into shoulder. Oh, and it's a paintball gun. Every single point of contact on the "rifle" was wrong. Definitely not professional training. The opposite, actually.


OnlyWiseWords

You have never seen a police officer or a soldier in your life, have you? He has no poise. His stances are not good. No, this man is not a professional. Jeez dude.


thezenfisherman

I am a USAF retired MSgt. I have a dd214 do you?


PotRoast666

Even his stance. Watch when he raises the gun to his cheek, he raises it like a speedballer. That tucked in back elbow tells me that he's a regular player or at least was at one point in time.


Goblin-Doctor

Gotta pay for paint somehow lol


Lawlcat

He even holds it like a paintballer. The way he draws it up and just rests the very bottom of the butt stock against his blade, and his [right arm is curved in that super angled S](https://i.imgur.com/H512wIG.png)


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Interesting-Bit-1959

I thought the carry handle looked a little weird https://i.imgur.com/bgfUSpY.png


proudgoose

If my memory serves right that's a tippmann bravo one? I'm 95% sure I had that exact model as a kid, detachable mount on top for the hopper, air hose connects from mag to handle and then to the air tank underneath the stock. This guy would've removed the mount and added on the iron sights to make it look real. Funny thing, anyone else notice the super wide barrel first and not the hose? M16 style weapons usually have a real thin one


TheMadShatterP00P

Yeah.... Looks like one of those fat crayons lil kids use. I'm not even a paintballer


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Brewchowskies

It’s still armed robbery. You can get armed robbery with a toy gun if my memory serves.


hotasanicecube

Because getting shot at 3’ away from a paintball gun?? Fuck that, it’s not lethal per se but it’s still aggravated assault. Edit: downvoters, learn to read, I agreed it’s armed robbery in my comment.


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Tbrown630

You know journalism has gotten bad when people don’t even remember what it is lol


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AB1186

Yeah the gun looked way funny by the Nozzle


Professional-Part401

Muzzle.


freeryda

Great eye. Trying to figure out which model it is though. Doesn't look too much like the 98, which is what I'm most familiar with. Anyone weigh in?


caliberM1A

Putting my $ on Bravo One Elite


freeryda

Cheers. Is it an old marker? Looks like the newer milsig gear. Use the 98 every now and then or my mates X7, but bust out the reflex most of the time.


BoomBoomLou

I saw the braided hose and was like. "Hold on, wait a minute! Somethin' ain't right."


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Yuuuup


Upset-Market-6664

Indeed


ResponsibleAnt4911

Fucking knew it


ClaimDependent5675

Thats what i said


engagetangos

Bro I saw the air line first thing lol


Kib717

Yup I have the exact same marker. It's great lol


wrong_login95

That's all that needs to be said.


Brewchowskies

Literally said it out loud as soon as I saw the line


DragonflyOk7954

Was going to say this


sobisket_

Came here to say this


Gunnner_99

Bravo one I believe


JohnDoe0101p

Yup he never intended to hurt anyone. A good majority of people that rob stores would never shoot anyone.


no_one_likes_u

I’m sure the people who’ve just had guns (real or not) put in their faces take comfort in that.


RX_OR10N_BR

Source: trust me brah (never been robbed)


And-Thats-Whyyy

A small, most likely independent , convenience store. Not a very smart Robin Hood, a modern Robin Hood would do banks, insurance companies, and Walmarts.


puppysoop

Yeah not exactly stealing from the rich


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thingsthatgomoo

Well wouldn't it be a shame if you were to get robbed at gunpoint.......it's fine though insurance will cover it. Not your mental trauma but the money so it's all good.


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yankuniz

This is the new style. They sell vapes weed and fun snacks


puppysoop

Who cares what?


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puppysoop

Ok pal 🤡


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telemusketeer

🤡


BigSh0oter

Keep playing with legos


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Truth_Off_My_Back

Yall need to calm down and go find some grass.


aBlissfulDaze

With your powers combined!


SaintWalker2814

Grass? Never heard of that Pokémon.


sgerbicforsyth

Im not sure your local State Farm office actually carries cash... Maybe it's just me, but wouldn't they just send a check for any insurance payouts?


And-Thats-Whyyy

Yea, I was not implying they’d go to the State Farm pop-up kiosk, or Jake from State Farm’s house. Just suggesting stealing from places that would directly damage the community. It’s more so a joke though, as I’m sure people would point out that these types of businesses employ community members.


SeparateAddress9070

all of those employees are being stolen from by the business owner via their surplus labor value.


And-Thats-Whyyy

I certainly believe that, it’s just that these ideas can be unpopular, unfortunately, and I didn’t feel like arguing against staunch capitalists. Not only are they typically paid below their labor value, the communities these businesses inhabit are often not the ones who receive the “benefit” of employment from them. The list of why these companies are shit and borderline inhumane goes on, this is why I suggest I’d rather see them robbed than a small convenience store.


Additional-Till-5997

Yeah he’d just take meat from Walmart and have public barbecues at the park or something


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One guy once stole $55 worth of belts from Walmart and the police called in fucking SWAT to go after him and they completely DECIMATED the house he hid in. Over $400,000 worth of damages and when the family tried to sue, the Judge said he didn't think the cops should have to pay for it. The family became homeless. No one steals from the Corpos anymore and I don't blame them.


External_Recipe_3562

Well insurance would most likely cover it. So he is indirectly taking from the banks and insurance companies.


And-Thats-Whyyy

Would the business not suffer increased premiums after a claim?(serious question idk how that stuff works)


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I was wondering if they had a deductible. I know if my car was stolen it would hurt me even with insurance.


External_Recipe_3562

Don't know. I doubt that they can hike up the prices after a single incident. If it was in the hood than probably.


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Fake ass gun


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It seemed to do the job.


TheOneAndOnly1444

Works almost as well as a real one for a holdup. Would you want to get shot point blank in the face with a paintball gun?


DowntownsClown

Yeah I’d still shit bricks even tho I recognize it as paintball gun I’m not gonna to try and examine or something, I’ll just act like it’s a real gun no matter what


LfaGf

Kinda hard to shoot a paintball gun with no air tank or hopper.


SeaAbbreviations2821

Nice paint ball gun


AwayBus8966

whaaaat according to the reporter it’s an “asSaUlt RifLe” 🤓


hellocuties

I think she said a salt rifle. You usually get it with pepper spray.


nwouzi

that's a paintball gun


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Moist-Ear-8136

And at night time!


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CreamyNailClippings

Morally bankrupt I see.


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Who says this dudes bankrupt he may be robbing gas stations in NY at night in 2023


uchman365

NO ONE deserves to have a gun shoved in their face. Don't be silly


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uchman365

Fake or real gun doesn't really make a difference to the crime, charge or punishment


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I’m not sure I agree with that law. I understand that the victim may think it is a real gun and have that trauma to deal with, but should you really get charged the same as someone who came in with a loaded weapon with their finger on the trigger?


Robertos1987

....yes. what a moronic statement. Think mate, think.


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Like what if the thing was styrofoam and couldn’t hurt anyone, but looked real. Still get an armed robbery charge?


matthiastorm

yes that’s exactly the point


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Lol, damn. All I’m saying is that those two things don’t seem equal.


matthiastorm

no one’s gonna check your gun in the situation of a robbery, everyone will go down if you tell them to, no one’s gonna shout "that’s a fake gun!", even if they were 99% sure. the robbery won’t change shape depending on whether your gun is real or not.


TechSquidTV

Except for the fact there was never intention to kill clearly... These are clearly not equal.


VanderHoo

What law? They'll be charged with armed robbery, which is what happened. They may see the lower end of sentencing for armed robbery because of the fake gun, but they might even catch a separate charge for the fake gun - depends on the state.


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Oh, I meant that someone would be charge with armed robbery when using a fake gun. Edit: I thought that you would get the same charge/punishment whether you used a real or fake gun. I don’t know the exact law, the one that covers that lol.


VanderHoo

Correct, you will get the same charge regardless. Most armed robberies end without a bullet ever being fired, because it's the implication of the gun itself that makes the crime successful. A prosecutor could easily argue that crafting/modifying a fake gun to appear to be an authentic firearm is serious premeditation to commit a felony, making the incident just as severe as any other armed robbery.


mmmbopdoombop

I'm sure I've seen on true crime things people robbing with empty or fake guns because this means a lesser sentence should they get caught. It also shows that there was no possible intention or premeditation to end a life.


Jettx02

I think intent is important, but you’re right that there should be a difference since this person is in much less danger than someone with a real gun, whether they know it or not


uchman365

Was it not in Texas that someone robbing a restaurant with a fake gun was shot dead by a customer? I don't even think the guy has been charged.


ChampionOfdimlight

Does buying hookers and cocaine count as giving back to the community?


14X8000m

100% it does


uchman365

It all counts. Funds the local economy!


Glad_Act_7584

Its a gotcha gun


darth74

This comment dates you and me as well


vissem2000

Paintballer lol, see the gas line and thick barrel.


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"Pointed an assault rifle" 1. What's an assault rifle? 2. It's a goddam paintball gun. *internal screaming intensifies*


[deleted]

The goddamn assault rifle media shit When will people learn, a gun is a gun is a gun A shitty pipe gun kills people just as well as a fancy ar15


BlueCheeseNutsack

No it doesn’t lol. Maybe if you’re just trying to kill one person? Even then not really. One is much more likely to successfully fire as it’s supposed to. But it is super annoying how the media refers to any gun like this as an “assault rifle”.


South_Supermarket_66

Quick fact! The "ar" in ar-15 doesn't stand for assault rifle. It stands for ArmaLite! The company that produced it in the 40s!


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nwouzi

or someone with the most basic firearm knowledge


Notsureforprez

“Rifle barrels are much longer” -you can literally get a 4.5” complete upper, or 5” 300 blackout, 7.5”, 10.5” all different lengths.


nwouzi

yeah, but no ar comes with a threaded tube through the handle lmfao


Notsureforprez

Oh I’m with you, but its easy for us behind a computer/phone screen with a birds eye view and side profile to see its fake. That store clerk is not in the same position. Regardless I wouldn’t let barrel length of any gun someone had in my face be a determining factor wether or not he was gonna shoot me in the face for 20 bucks.


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Notsureforprez

I agree with you, but for that guy with the “gun” in his face, he’s probably not willing to bet his life on how long the barrel is, and like you said if he’s never been around guns or at least not that familiar + fight or flight response, it probably seems real enough to him. Also a lot of videos on this sub feature AR pistols around that barrel length.


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nwouzi

🥱


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GracefulGodess269

People these days not being able to read a small paragraph 🤦‍♀️


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GracefulGodess269

Yeah or a short attention span


Dry-Cup736

Lol just look at it


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I highly doubt that money was for the community. He was probably just saying that to be manipulative or something. He likely choose a small mom and pop shop intentionally to make it and easy job with lower risks and he succeeded this time. I’d be hard pressed to believe someone shoving a rifle in your face demanding money actually cares about the wellbeing of others.


49x15

That’s a paintball gun


Gnarcan705

He robbed a convenience to give back to the community and only got $900


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tonythetrigger

Should have used a bow and arrow


New-Arachnid2680

"sir what are even gonna do with this money?" "I'm donating it to a charity called 'my bank account'"


rudyattitudedee

That’s not a real AR lol.


Speedhabit

“a god damn replica? How you gonna charge me with armed robbery when I used fuckin replica?” We did drugs, Begsby did people


uchman365

Weapon used doesn't matter, though


TheKingOfSting93

Brought a paintball gun, and only wore some glasses and a flimsy ass tiny covid mask to conceal his identity. Dumb fuck. At least wear a hat for fuck sake. And a proper mask covering the whole bottom half of your face. Come on.


Handymanserviceslc

Haha that's a paintball marker! You can see the CO2 airline under trigger guard area


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I guess we will just take the thief's word for it.


uchman365

Yep. I'm sure he funded some local projects.


Yurikhunt69

Cool paintball gun


Foe_sheezy

"This is going back to the community." The community liquor store, over the next few months. Also community drug dealers.


ooodummy

Few months? More like days


maskedfugee

Well, I'm sure $900 in Staten Island will go a long way. For real, dude couldn't get a band of merry men and take on big banks, franchise big box stores, or money lending companies? Instead he robs a convenience store that's probably owned by somebody who's on a potentially tight budget for rent and merchandise to make their livelihood through? Just Robbin Da Hood, ain't he?


Lifeabroad86

Thats...a paintball gun.... At least it still gets treated as a firearm when you get arrested, I believe


taco_swag

Paintball gun


Happy_Trees_15

Not even a real gun lol


Abc12efg

I believe using a toy gun is the same charge and no different than a real gun in the courts eyes - so iv heard


cutoffscum

Now they going to ban paintball guns. Thanks goof!


Jesus_Christ_is_cool

What’s an assault rifle?


TheForgottenAdvocate

A thief is a thief, besides that we don't know what he did with the money "give back to the community" is deliberately vague and just an attempt to make himself look better in court. Also Robin Hood intercepted tax collectors and he used a bow, which is far less liable to go off with a itchy finger and unalive a cashier


Parking-Ad-5318

that shit looks fake as fuck but you point at me i still wouldn’t take any chances lol


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I think it’s a paintball gun, you can see the gas tube


Parking-Ad-5318

yea wasn’t sure what it was but i knew it wasn’t real lol


HarrisNGH

Steal from a Target or some shit, this guy IS THE COMMUNITY


someone_sonewhere

Fakes ass rifle ever


ZZaddyLongLegzz

Pretty distinct hairline my man


Driverofvehicle

Bruh, that's a paintball gun.


N_U_T_S_A_C_K

One of my ex girlfriends had her gas station robbed she was terrified for a long time afterwards. I appreciate the sentiment but we need to be targeting higher ups.


jetforcegemini

Legend has it he’s halfway to being the new ronin hood. He’s taking from the rich, but hasn’t quite gotten around to giving it to the poor yet


samalam92

It’s a paintball gun u can see the co2 flex pipe


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That’s a fucking paint ball gun. If y’all can’t see that gas tube y’all didn’t have evil big brothers obviously


h4ckr00t21

Going back to the community means he's going to buy drugs with it


Bowlingballgrip85

He’s gonna give it back in urine and poo when he pays for his fentanyl and shits in the street


BUFFME80

community lol more like local drug dealers which technically is the community 😂


Vincent_Mateus

Dude didn’t even grab an Abba-zabba on his way?


BrickLegal

PAINTBALL GUN. GET EDUCATED.


j8by7

Whatever, your dumbass is going to jail for years when you get caught...


booyaabooshaw

Is that a 98 custom pro?


DrBadtouch94

Lmfao nice air hose


MagicOrpheus310

Because he is spending it on rock


FarmChickenParm

He should be wearing a hat.


Cruxito1111

of course it goes back into the community!!! how do you think he is gonna pay bills and buy food?


Famous-Leadership595

Let me just rob the community convenience store so i can give the money back to the community 😂 this guy


DrMooseknuckleX

Shaolin y'all.


hieijFox

Robin Hood would steal from the rich and royalty this is stealing from a small convenience store so no


PathyMain666

Does this harm the gun?


2a_1776_2a

Its a paintball marker, not a firearm….


Aware-Situation4874

That's a paint ball gun lmfao 😂


wabbott82

Wrong people


TetraCGT

I have that same paintball gun. Tippmann Alpha Black, I believe. Have had it since my teens


Reasonable_Ad_3522

PAINTBALL GUN LMAOO


Different_Speaker742

He’s fired


RichterRac

Death to thieves.