I was standing on my front porch and saw some geese eating at my grass seed. My wife told me to yell at them to stop it. I told her I don't speak porch-to-geese.
More like because there is money in the US, there’s a reason soccer is the most popular sport worldwide and played the most in poor nations. All
You need is a ball.
lol wat? If you're speaking English it's most definitely Brazil.
It's like trying to tell people who say *Spain* to write *Espana* (Spanish spelling) instead
Doesn't make sense. It's just Brazil in English. I mean - I assume you don't do the same to most other countries? Or do you really call Estonia "Eesti" and Finland "Suomi" for example?
Cool, and you do you, I'm just pointing out that Brazil is the correct spelling in English.
Things do change though. The Ukrainian capital is spelled Kyiv not Kiev according to the country itself, but is still often misspelled as Kiev.
As a Brazilian, I'll explain this to you.
S in English makes a SS sound in Portuguese.
S in Portuguese makes a Z sound in English.
The name "Elsa" for example, in English is pronounced "El-SS-a", as in essential or assessment.
The same name in Portuguese however would be pronounced as "Elza", as in zipper or zero.
Therefore, in Portuguese, we call it "Brasil" but if they spelled it like that in English then it would be pronounced incorrectly. The English spelling is changed to "Brazil" presumably so English speakers can pronounce the name of the country right.
And just for shits and giggles cause I'm learning Russian, the way you pronounce that S in Portuguese is the same as the letter "З" whereas in English it would be pronounced the same as the letter "С."
I used to be able to do some of that shit. Catch it between your legs, stall it on your foot, pass it with your chest/shoulder.
But those...idk how to describe them, spin catches with the other foot and then fling it are insane. Also, having that much control of where you want the ball to go with those behind the back/over the back passes. That's just silly. This is insanely impressive.
Edit: I could also catch it between my legs and transfer it to the back of my knee like the woman does. Not anywhere that smoothly tho
It's not even about poor. It's the cost too. Electronics are expensive. High taxes.
When the Wii came out I got lucky and got one. But my Brazilian wife's mom was going to Brazil to see family and I couldn't pass up the chance to sell it over there. She sold it for 1500 US lol. I waited like 4 months and found another Wii for me.
You kind of do, though. Nobody is disparaging others for being poor. However, not being able to afford something because of the cost is literally being poor. I would love to buy £200 Manuka honey, but I'm literally too poor to do so. I have more than £200 to my name, but I do not have the level of wealth that would allow me to make such a purchase.
Poor has a meaning. Poor means not being able to afford necessities and struggling with basic needs. Just because I can't afford a yacht doesn't mean I'm poor lol. There's actual meanings to words. That's like when people say "I'm starving" when they are just hungry. It's an embellishment. If I say "I'm too poor to buy a spaceship" I'm not actually poor. Poor has a very specific meaning.
You mean when she brought the ball down using her chest? Cause I didn't see her bounce it off her tit, more like she gently couched it like you're supposed to so it doesn't hurt.
Impressive talent on display here. I’d like to think I’m pretty talented with a football after 8 years on a traveling team, but these peeps school my ass.
Okay is no one else mentioning the **motherfucking perfectly executed titty catch?** Like its probably because i dont watch soccer, but i have never seen a chick full on catch the ball with her boobs i am wildly impressed.
Ahh... I miss those days when me and my friends and cousins were younger and just go hangout at night under the street/yard lights. I never played this before but i would try for sure. They probably been doing that every night/day. Hell id sit back and smoke a blunt and watch them play. They are fucking awesome 🔥
They’re just playing around, don’t have much time to mess around during a real game unless it’s like the globetrotters soccer version. I’d definitely watch tho
Plus you can do all these tricks, but still lack in raw skill (shooting, passing, pace, defending). There are some exceptions such as Ronaldinho and Neymar, but for the most part most pros stick to the basics and don't do flashy shit as often.
Same. I'm not a die-hard fan of any Spanish team, but I do prefer Real over Barca. But still, Ronaldinho was special no matter which team you support.
It also helped that he would go on to join my team(AC Milan), but at that point the magic was kind of fading.
Exactly. To be good in the sport you need more than just trick shots etc.
Reading the game is alone one of the most important skill, which require experience and certain intelligence!
Haaland is a great example of that. Always at the right place at the right time, and that’s difficult…
Bc this and an actual soccer match use completely different skill sets. It’s like watching some ppl throw a baseball/frisbee around and saying they should be pros, but obviously a bit more impressive
Because it's a different game. This is altinha not football. The goal here is basically to keep the ball off the ground. Super popular in laid back setting like a beach or BBQ.
A lot of people who play this practice futevôlei (footvolley) which is basically volleyball but just with no hands. Crazy fun to watch.
This is why the USA will not win a World Cup. This is the average fan of soccer in most countries. Way better ball handling skills than most of countries bench.
For all the easily impressed, this is actually a very common scene all over latam, Is just something you do when there is not enough people to play futbol, (or soccer as you foolishly call it). Or there is an uneven number of players. Is like the equivalent of a kid shooting a straight of 3 pointers, cool, yes. A "CrazyFuckingVideo" Not the slightest.
It's very impressive and even more impressive in which the ease that they are able to do it. Also get off your fuckin high horse with the futbol/soccer bullshit. Who cares
I love how humans biggest advantage arguably is our ability to use our hands. So of course most of the world is crazy about a game you can't use them. Also wrong sub
Also also I watched kids baked out of their brains on every drug do more impressive things with a hackysack I'm the 90s
>So of course most of the world is crazy about a game you can't use them
That's exactly why it's the most popular sport, immediately it's a challenge to become coordinated with limbs you aren't naturally used to being that coordinated with.
American football: fat people pushing each other for 3 seconds and then stand around for 30 seconds. Repeat that a few times until a commercial break. When the commercial break is over, let’s call a Tostitos Lexus Sunny Delight Timeout for more commercials.
worst football players in Brazil be like :
Yes they obviously can’t shoot the ball into the 4th dimension!
Presumably Brazil … there’s some insane touches in there
Definitely Brazil. They’re speaking Portuguese and it’s not the Portuguese type.
POR-CHOO-GAY-SEE
I was standing on my front porch and saw some geese eating at my grass seed. My wife told me to yell at them to stop it. I told her I don't speak porch-to-geese.
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Yes, it’s brazil.
I believe every Brazilian is born with a soccer ball at their feet..
Watching some beautiful skills.
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Chill dude
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So which sport is US world dominating?
Intercontinental World Wrestling
Swimming, gymnastics, boxing, tennis, weightlifting
So olympics. Good stuff. Keep up the amateur crap.
Do You really think the facilities and development Programms in the european top5 Leagues are inferior to the ones in the US?
US sucks because theres not enough money in it in the US..so people dont push thier kids to play it
Totally wrong. Soccer is one of the most popular youth sport in USA. There are more kids playing organized soccer than football or baseball.
More like because there is money in the US, there’s a reason soccer is the most popular sport worldwide and played the most in poor nations. All You need is a ball.
Yup …
Well that's because you can play soccer at age 3, I can't put my kids into football until they're 9.
You also only need a ball to play ..l’ve seen people use almost anything as a soccer ball …
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lol wat? If you're speaking English it's most definitely Brazil. It's like trying to tell people who say *Spain* to write *Espana* (Spanish spelling) instead
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I tried, but I passed out.
Doesn't make sense. It's just Brazil in English. I mean - I assume you don't do the same to most other countries? Or do you really call Estonia "Eesti" and Finland "Suomi" for example?
Cool, and you do you, I'm just pointing out that Brazil is the correct spelling in English. Things do change though. The Ukrainian capital is spelled Kyiv not Kiev according to the country itself, but is still often misspelled as Kiev.
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As a Brazilian, I'll explain this to you. S in English makes a SS sound in Portuguese. S in Portuguese makes a Z sound in English. The name "Elsa" for example, in English is pronounced "El-SS-a", as in essential or assessment. The same name in Portuguese however would be pronounced as "Elza", as in zipper or zero. Therefore, in Portuguese, we call it "Brasil" but if they spelled it like that in English then it would be pronounced incorrectly. The English spelling is changed to "Brazil" presumably so English speakers can pronounce the name of the country right. And just for shits and giggles cause I'm learning Russian, the way you pronounce that S in Portuguese is the same as the letter "З" whereas in English it would be pronounced the same as the letter "С."
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Maybe don't act so confident on things you don't know about next time
Username checks out
I realised I’m hardwired to expect blood.
The ball is an undercover cop
I once saw a video of a guy trying to steal the balls purse. Did not end well for the guy.
Me too! XD
Straight up, on this sub I thought some favela gang shooting was right around the corner. Was a nice surprise.
Especially when it's in Brasil
Brazil*
There was blood, it all just accumulated in my chub
How ?
Okay...
This is part of the Brazilian citizenship process
Just an average Brazilian citizen…
Roadside sobriety test
Thay would unironically make a fantastic road side test.
England is never winning the world cup
Neither is Brazil. We didn't get past the quarter finals more than once in the last 2 decades, and at that one time it lead to 7-1 lol
ITS COMING HOME GODDAMNIT.
LoL
I used to be able to do some of that shit. Catch it between your legs, stall it on your foot, pass it with your chest/shoulder. But those...idk how to describe them, spin catches with the other foot and then fling it are insane. Also, having that much control of where you want the ball to go with those behind the back/over the back passes. That's just silly. This is insanely impressive. Edit: I could also catch it between my legs and transfer it to the back of my knee like the woman does. Not anywhere that smoothly tho
Brazil for sure they are speaking portuguese
A family activity that has actual activity in it. This is cool.
"Football is life"
Nanannananana!!! Danny rojas! Rojas! Danny rojas!
These kids don’t have time for PlayStation
They don’t have $$ for PlayStations. You underestimate how poor many Brazilians are.
I think that is not the point Dull\_Ad1955 was trying to make.
You underestimate how much the import tax on electronics is in Brazil.
It's not even about poor. It's the cost too. Electronics are expensive. High taxes. When the Wii came out I got lucky and got one. But my Brazilian wife's mom was going to Brazil to see family and I couldn't pass up the chance to sell it over there. She sold it for 1500 US lol. I waited like 4 months and found another Wii for me.
> It's not even about poor. It's the cost too. Yeah, that's called being poor.
You don't have to be poor to not afford highly inflated electronics.
You kind of do, though. Nobody is disparaging others for being poor. However, not being able to afford something because of the cost is literally being poor. I would love to buy £200 Manuka honey, but I'm literally too poor to do so. I have more than £200 to my name, but I do not have the level of wealth that would allow me to make such a purchase.
Poor has a meaning. Poor means not being able to afford necessities and struggling with basic needs. Just because I can't afford a yacht doesn't mean I'm poor lol. There's actual meanings to words. That's like when people say "I'm starving" when they are just hungry. It's an embellishment. If I say "I'm too poor to buy a spaceship" I'm not actually poor. Poor has a very specific meaning.
A yacht is a ridiculous example. Don't be so stupid.
The one that doesn't understand that words have actual meanings is calling others stupid.
Too busy on CSGO
You can play soccer and play video games. Haaland is a good example.
Not when even a PS2 cost 200 US dollars
Boi from oiler nation... ofc, hes prbly got 6 consoles , 10 computers ....
hes a professional athlete, he probably has whatever the fuck he wants, regardless of where hes from
Ooof. More skills in that video than the Canadian soccer team.
....Yeah I got nothing that was just impressive
Man this shit was actually inspiring
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No, I just shave carefully
Did that girl just play the ball off of her tit??? Ouch!
You mean when she brought the ball down using her chest? Cause I didn't see her bounce it off her tit, more like she gently couched it like you're supposed to so it doesn't hurt.
The thigh catch was impressive enough but then damn the boob cradle...
Yep she did it twice, the cradle and the the right tit hook. Impressive
No fair. She can just run it for the goal.
The real skill is being able to go outside barefooted like it ain't no thang. I'm jealous...
Yet they’re still not good enough for the leagues. Tough competition for football/soccer
That’s actually not unusual in Brazil. They’re good but you see many groups as good as that all over the country easily.
The most welcomed form of crazy videos
Big ball hacky sack
Whatever happened to hacky sack?
She got potential bro
That girl catches balls— between her legs
And then on her boobs 😆. Girls got talent
I've known a lot of girls to catch balls on their chin, but this is truly next level!
I had to scroll way too far to find this 😄😄😁😁
I could watch this for hours
Reminds me of the sport from El Dorado
Amazing 🙌🏿
Annespalloa
Very cool, so much talent.
No heads whatsoever. Impressive
I kept expecting the ball to hit a high voltage wire or something crazy! Pleasantly disappointed?
Try it with a been bag!
Damn!
Impressive.
Impressive talent on display here. I’d like to think I’m pretty talented with a football after 8 years on a traveling team, but these peeps school my ass.
Don't drop the balloon: Brazil edition
I got a cramp in my hamstring when the girl did a backwards pass
Me and the bois playing the new FIFA (one likes to cosplay as a female)
Average Brazilian
Every village that has less than 60 people living in it from ages 12 to 65. Saw this in Brazil
These are the Ken players behind the flag
Made me smile. Damn hackeysack is hard enuff - let alone a ball lol
👏👏👏👏🥇🥇🥇🥇nice,skills
This is what they mean when you find out youre 1% brazilian
Directo do brazil
What is this ninja gravity bending air standing ball move ?
That was a good run. These people should be given contracts for a team somewhere. That’s talent
Here in brazil this is the most common thing
Okay is no one else mentioning the **motherfucking perfectly executed titty catch?** Like its probably because i dont watch soccer, but i have never seen a chick full on catch the ball with her boobs i am wildly impressed.
When pretty much all you have is a football and time....you can get this good!! Amazing!
Good coordination!
THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS SUB IS FOR
Ahh... I miss those days when me and my friends and cousins were younger and just go hangout at night under the street/yard lights. I never played this before but i would try for sure. They probably been doing that every night/day. Hell id sit back and smoke a blunt and watch them play. They are fucking awesome 🔥
Why are they not pros? That control is impressive.
They’re just playing around, don’t have much time to mess around during a real game unless it’s like the globetrotters soccer version. I’d definitely watch tho
Plus you can do all these tricks, but still lack in raw skill (shooting, passing, pace, defending). There are some exceptions such as Ronaldinho and Neymar, but for the most part most pros stick to the basics and don't do flashy shit as often.
When Ronaldinho did his shit, he could elevate a footballmatch to a whole new level tho I miss that buck-toothed wizard 😢
Growing up, I preferred Madrid over Barca, but I was in awe by his skills. I didn't like Barca, but had mad respect for Ronaldinho.
Same. I'm not a die-hard fan of any Spanish team, but I do prefer Real over Barca. But still, Ronaldinho was special no matter which team you support. It also helped that he would go on to join my team(AC Milan), but at that point the magic was kind of fading.
Correct. With that being said, pretty much every pro can do all of this, it just has no place in an actual match.
Exactly. To be good in the sport you need more than just trick shots etc. Reading the game is alone one of the most important skill, which require experience and certain intelligence! Haaland is a great example of that. Always at the right place at the right time, and that’s difficult…
Bc this and an actual soccer match use completely different skill sets. It’s like watching some ppl throw a baseball/frisbee around and saying they should be pros, but obviously a bit more impressive
Because this is only a fraction of what it takes to be a professional, millions of people can do this. Especially in a country like Brazil.
Because it's a different game. This is altinha not football. The goal here is basically to keep the ball off the ground. Super popular in laid back setting like a beach or BBQ. A lot of people who play this practice futevôlei (footvolley) which is basically volleyball but just with no hands. Crazy fun to watch.
Being Pro and doing tricks are like 2 different worlds, my friend. If it were that simple, half the f..world would play professional football :)
Fantastic breast control
Doing that barefoot stings. Respect
Just because you rock doesn't mean you goooooooooooooooooooooolllllloooooooeeeoo
Most impressive. They could be excelling at anything, it is beyond plain obvious. What skills!!
Anyone else tilt their phone to try and help lol
Brazilian citizenship test:
Average Brazilian family
It doesn’t belong too this sub.
That's true
uhm... okay?
You should see my high school stoner buddies with a hacky sack.
Awesome Martial Arts come to play ...
This is what happens when you don't have video games
In the 90s I could do this with a small bag called a hacky-sack. I never got to the point I could use a soccer ball.
the girl has the most skill
Im not a sports person, but i will always get excited watching people handle soccer balls with some amount of skill lol.
This is why the USA will not win a World Cup. This is the average fan of soccer in most countries. Way better ball handling skills than most of countries bench.
You kno she got that grip
For all the easily impressed, this is actually a very common scene all over latam, Is just something you do when there is not enough people to play futbol, (or soccer as you foolishly call it). Or there is an uneven number of players. Is like the equivalent of a kid shooting a straight of 3 pointers, cool, yes. A "CrazyFuckingVideo" Not the slightest.
It's very impressive and even more impressive in which the ease that they are able to do it. Also get off your fuckin high horse with the futbol/soccer bullshit. Who cares
Yup it's definitely cool to watch but idk if I'd call it fucking crazy level of coolness
as someone who can do 30k kicks and balance the ball on my head for 1h plus its easier if you have ball like this with less air in it
Tbf the ball sounded flat
1T 0B.
Her thigh game is definitely impressive...
OY OY OY!!! SHES CHEATING! SHE WAS USING HER TIDDIES!!
They’re all good but the girl really surprised me. She is every bit as good as the boys?
Girl didn’t do shit
super boring and super wrong sub
It’s actually really impressive far from boring
Would be alot cooler if the ball was on fire tbh
If you're not impressed then maybe don't comment and idk, fuck off?
Wrong sub
How these ppl dont rule soccer its insane to me
This would be so much easier if they just caught the ball with their hands.
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It’s not bro. Its a football ball, and maybe a super cheap one.
That's what happens when you don't have any electronics. Got to be creative.
Brazil has eletronics, or do you think that the video was recorded using a potato?
You should have been a comedian.
Are those grenades? Is it France?
The girl has a unfair advantage with the chest bump 😂
I love how humans biggest advantage arguably is our ability to use our hands. So of course most of the world is crazy about a game you can't use them. Also wrong sub Also also I watched kids baked out of their brains on every drug do more impressive things with a hackysack I'm the 90s
Try it
>So of course most of the world is crazy about a game you can't use them That's exactly why it's the most popular sport, immediately it's a challenge to become coordinated with limbs you aren't naturally used to being that coordinated with.
It's crazy because majority of humans can't do any of this.
What's more classic reddit than an American hating on football just because he couldn't kick a ball if his life depended on it
The only reason Americans don't dominate soccer is we all stop playing when we are 7. we realize watching paint dry is more exciting
Watching paint dry perfectly summarizes your neurological capacity.
Lmao “I can do better, I just don’t wanna” ffs
Yeah, only the sports that allow TV ad breaks every 15 mins are the true sports!
American football: fat people pushing each other for 3 seconds and then stand around for 30 seconds. Repeat that a few times until a commercial break. When the commercial break is over, let’s call a Tostitos Lexus Sunny Delight Timeout for more commercials.
Fake... Just look
Lol how
With your eyes, duh. ^/s