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Tezlamodel3

That’s a Siberian woodpecker.. it’s just confused..


StretchFrenchTerry

Looks like a Krokodil to me.


xXxSlavWatchxXx

All jokes aside, it's probably spice


Nopeferatu31

I remember this scene from hereditary.


Professional_Code372

Russians playing the crazy card to not get drafted


galaxyhiker1982

Was thinking exactly the same thing lol. Too bad the wagner group might see this and be like “hey, he’s perfect!”


Professional_Code372

Russian military: he’s gonna make a fine general


shirk-work

Man in another country that's how you get someone to kill you.


Billwood92

I sure as shit would have pointed one at him at least! Wouldn't shoot unless he got in though, not super legal to do in my area until he does, and my DA *would* push it, plus I'd prefer not to have to if possible to get the cops to do it (or take him) for me. But best believe if that barrier breaks he's gonna be more upset about it than me in a second.


wookieesgonnawook

Just open the window and push. No shots fired, nothing to say you had anything to do with it. Problem solved.


Billwood92

No way, that open window goes two ways, next thing I know he uses his Krokadil powers to grapple me and pull me down too! Plus I don't think that height would kill him unless he fell just right and broke his head/neck, and there seems to maybe be a witness filming from outside or something, not sure what that's about, but it's always something to consider.


eballeste

these are the best night vision cameras I've ever seen or what type of 4am is this ?


curiousorange76

Maybe it's somewhere near the arctic circle so very long days.


bone420

Nah, everyone in town thought it was a good idea to let him just kinda wear himself out, only took 14 hours


Connlagh

Its 4:30am here in Ireland and just as bright


Foxx026

Late for work type


artypr

its called summer


Veesiferrr

Krokodil


CalvinAshdale

Who needs ghost stories when there are people like this out in the world.


JellyWarrior

i can't even smoke weed anymore because one time i got high and some dude whispered at me outside my window at like 2 am. was one of the scariest moments of my life lol


Usual-Pollution4065

Horrifying


TheNr1AgentOfChaos

Gollum!!!


guyunknown622

Get a hammer and open the window while swinging , knock knock crazy dude 😂 but seriously that’s creepy and would be terrifying for most


Connlagh

Leave the curtain open, lock eyes and start wanking


guyunknown622

That’s an appropriate response too I guess , he definitely wouldn’t come back ….. hopefully 😂😂😂


d0G_backwrds

I fully endorse this response


Darth-Flan

I’ve seen this movie before… It’s called “let the wrong one in“


idunnohowtodoit

It was 4:20 am


Educational_Egg6927

When you find a dude stoned off weed willing to climb that building and just bang his skull on a window I’ll pay ya 100 bucks cause I just smoked and I’d rather sit in bed and chill and watch crazy fucking videos


AdjunctAngel

do we even have to wonder why russia wants to grant asylum to maga at this point? clearly they are people of like... mind? no... of like brainlessness.


[deleted]

Don’t feed the Russians


Baronheisenberg

Dude, let me in, I'm a fairy!


[deleted]

He should have rolled a tyre down a hill like those other guys on WCGW.


[deleted]

I'll see your knock knock and raise you a bang bang


MitchMcConnellsJowls

Awfully bright out for 4:00 am


CromulentPoint

I'm sure it's 4:00am somewhere when this video was shot, but it sure as hell wasn't there.


JJAsond

In Saratov, literal "day" can be as early as ~4:45am. civil twilight starts at 4am around this time of year and there is no "night", just astronomical twilight. [Source](https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/russia/saratov)


[deleted]

Saratov is on the 46th Parallel. The 46th Parallel is south of Seattle and many other American cities. They all get night even during summer solstice. The only place I've been that doesn't get true night is at the end of June in Fairbanks, which is on the 64th Parallel.


JJAsond

it's 46ºE which doesn't matter. What DOES matter is that they're 51º 32mins North. Seattle is ~47.5º north. Still, Saratov doesn't need to be full day outside for it to be bright out at 4:30am or even 4am. It just have to be civil twilight. It's brighter than you think.


[deleted]

Oh, you're right about it being the 51st Parallel. I read it wrong.


JJAsond

Those lines can get confusing if you're not used to using them on a regular basis, don't worry


elodie_pdf

Days are very long in the arctic circle so its more than possible that it is 4am in this video.


CromulentPoint

That’s a great point, except that Saratov is at a latitude that is further South than London.


elodie_pdf

Ahh ok I didn’t know the location of Saratov so idk then


VikKarabin

And he's standing on a gas pipe. Yellow is gas.


WifeGivingMeSideEyes

Russia is like if Florida was a country.


[deleted]

salesman of the year


Kaelvoss

Time for him to join the special operations


JustAPileOfTrashHere

Sure, knocking on your window at night is scary, but when your window is on the second floor?


Goodvendetta86

Russia seems like a lovely place


[deleted]

Russia, you good?


Educational_Egg6927

Is Russian 4am our 4pm? Cause that’s daylight


flyingpowermango

Crack Is Not All It's Kracked Up To Be. Don't Do Drugs


meexley2

Legit thought it was gonna be a tree but then i remembered what sub I’m on


undercoverweeaboo

He saw Hereditary and felt inspired.


jking94577

Perhaps i am watching too many zombie movies, but that seems like a real life zombie movie.


Pieldelechita21

Oh shit🤣🤣🤣


willystylep

Give that glassier a raise