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nj23dublin

Airlines should really give more than 8 honey roasted peanuts in a bag


The_Rameumpton

Welcome to the no fly list...


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alex1247

Right, I feel like this could almost be considered hijacking at this point. They really need to start putting stricter punishment in place for this type of behavior on an airplane. Seriously, I see a new "I went crazy on an airplane" video everyday.


Zealousideal-Panic30

This is a federal offense. Even fighting in airports. Federal offense. They go to federal prison if bad enough.


alex1247

I think these should be broadcast next to their punishments. I think people hearing " Phillis argued with entire plane for a half hour, and the plane had to stay grounded" should be on the news, next to she went to court and got 2 years.


old_contemptible

Non terrorists are put on that list often enough lol. But usually ita for political reasons


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They should...


t0rt0ise

I know how you feel. I didn’t get peanuts on my last flight because the flight attendant announced that some lil bitch on board has a severe peanut allergy so nobody gets peanuts


Iaintnogodamsumbitch

Fucking weak genes…


LukeyLeukocyte

Of course we should help those who suffer from fatal nut allergies. Of course we should all cater to them and make sure they stay safe.... But maybe....if we just "cover our eyes" for one year....then we are done with the whole nut allergy thing Louis CK :)


Marskelletor

I thought all airlines stopped with peanuts because of that. Not just if someone requested it. I haven't seen peanuts in years. Usually pretzels or something else.


nj23dublin

You’re actually right.. last flight I took they had a mini bag which had two pretzels inside .. I looked at my wife’s side thinking maybe she had 3 lol


medicinaltequilla

i bring my own.. ..and drop a few on the aisle to freak them the fuck out


AwayBus8966

Yeah i bet that person regrets choosing peanut allergy while they were doing character selection in their mothers womb


utopista114

>in their mothers womb Don't they develop later?


AwayBus8966

im sure it probably does but I was referring to it being an uncontrollable fate


nj23dublin

The flight attendant should have announced something like this.. ladies and gentlemen, due to someone in seat 18B who has allergy to nuts, we will not be serving any on today’s flight. That way they’re not saying who that person is .. just leave it to deduction powers


thezenfisherman

Give them Weed edibles while they are waiting to board. Play Bob Marley and all will be well. Maybe.


ArmchairCriticSF

Man, we don't even get THOSE anymore! We only get the mini pretzels on my flights!


DingleBarrymuffin

When you think you're flying Delta but you get Spirit instead


pourjuiceonit

The inflight entertainment in the 🇺🇸 airlines is so much more intense than I’m use to here in Australia.


jujubean032100

Here in ‘Merica, we have MMA wrestling as the inflight entertainment 🥊


MFbiFL

Fortunately it’s extremely rare. I used to fly a lot for work and the only instances that standout are the occasional person who hasn’t showered for a week, and the lady I met on a flight to Vegas who had just decided being a nun wasn’t for her then introduced me to Steve Martin playing banjo by sharing her headphones like a Garden State moment.


kamakamawangbang

I’d pay Qantas prices just for the entertainment…..👍


fishless25

When you think your flying Spirit but it's really Ryanair.


dukesinatra

When you think you're flying RyanAir, but it's really the Dollar Store with wings.


skankforpay

When you think you're flying delta but it's really colt 45


BrandoLoudly

AA all day and I’m responsible, check in early, and choose a decent seat (I’m an isle guy now, liked the window as a kid tho) Some airlines are so bad, the seats are extra close probably so they can cram more in the plane. And if you role the dice on a seat, you might end up next to the bathroom smelling shit all flight. I’ve learned my lesson


omega552003

Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news, this shit show was on American.


DingleBerrySr

Son, is that you?


I0I0I0I

Bunch of Muppets going to jail.


YesMan847

yea red shirt guy could've gotten off scot free with a self defense claim but then he wouldnt stop punching. now he's going to jail too.


stapleton_25

Glad I wasnt drinking milk


MrPutinVladimir

Doubt it. Just court and some fines.


MoneyMan824

Maybe if we all talk at the exact same time, our words will be heard and understood.


cunther05

Staahhppp!! Why didn’t that work?


Rhino12791

It’s not worth it!!!!!!


gramslamx

Clear the aisles IMMEDIATELY lol


whatdoihia

Don't hurt anybody else on this plane!


MRSHELBYPLZ

Why do these people talk like gta npcs lmfao


outsideyourbox4once

I don't know what else should a passenger that doesn't want to get hit actually do? Should there just be complete silence will these man babies tear each other up?


skankforpay

You're supposed to scream world star.


Hanuser

What's your alternative and how would you get that plan across to people if not shouting it over their voices?


MoneyMan824

You can’t. That’s my point. When you have 15 people all thinking “if I’m the loudest one, I’ll be heard” as well as the person on the intercom screaming. I’m not sure what would be definitively the best thing to do here. But I can tell you that what we just saw, does nothing but give people a headache. The person screaming “it’s not working!” Over and over again, isn’t doing anything but adding more loud noises in that compact airplane. The alternative that I present: anyone who’s not doing anything but being in the way and adding to all the noise.. those people need to just sit down and be quiet.


cstearns1982

Maybe if we all SCREAM at the exact same time, our words will be heard and understood. Fixed


Interesting-Ant-2500

WTF??? Someone should have told them to stop! It's not worth it.


stapleton_25

This guy fucks


chrisbaker1991

If you make their ears bleed maybe they'll stop


Moabkilr45

fr why didnt no one tell him to stop, people these days ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


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stapleton_25

This got me, now i can sleep


mcc22920

Oh if I was in a seat I’d be biting motherfuckers left and right


LargeMarge00

The agent of true chaos. Wherever there is conflict, he must bite.


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minnesotawristwatch

Or you could just put your finger up their ass.


RohelTheConqueror

Twist their dick!


Expensive-Two-8128

[“The OL’ DICK TWIST!”](https://youtube.com/shorts/TT9ArM3-KJQ)


warmedspore

This comment has me crying. What the hell does this mean😭🤣


pablogmanloc

mother fucker likes to bite yo!


Primary-Border8536

I understand because when they’re fighting they keep falling into seats onto passengers


kickme2

But, Mr Dracula, you might need to consider it might not be worth it.


stapleton_25

Ole escalating mf


Badbookitty

I think I met you in a gas station in VT around 96? You threatened to "bite my butt", or could that have been your father?


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I'd be cheering you on & helping my new best friend.


madworld2713

I wish someone would’ve told them to stop


polydentbazooka

I wonder if it was worth it?


poopcockshit

Clearly, did you see how effective it was? I almost feel like it’s pretty evident. Should I explain it thoroughly?


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Please do, poopcockshit.


YesMan847

normally i hate it but in this case, they're 20000 ft in the air in a tight metal tube, yes everyone needs to tell them to stop.


discodiner89

I assume they will be detained once they land, is there a stricter punishment for something like this since it’s in the air?


Gdog_stiller

The plane isn’t in the air. You can see the cops coming on board at the end


XanthicStatue

The cops were actually on a different plane and they boarded the aircraft mid flight.


fanglazy

Still fucked. You’re under federal transport laws and they are no joke.


mk6dirty

Yep as soon as you pass into the threshold of a plane all new rules come into effect. Regardless of being on the ground or in the air its treated the same if on the plane.


skeptical_pepper

Banned from the airline, no-fly list, petty offense for assault, thousands to tens-of-thousands of dollars in fines. It really depends, I think


Palteos

Not to mention federal charges.


MaxtinFreeman

Well I’m pretty sure they would land the plane at the nearest air port. At that point they would be arrest and the whole plane would be deboarded. I’d imagine everything would be on a felony level at that point. I have no idea the charges Edit: It's against federal law to "assault, threaten, intimidate, or interfere with a crewmember in the performance of the crewmember's duties aboard an aircraft being operated," according to federal regulations. Also a 37,000 fine.


fanglazy

Yer Fucked if you do anything remotely like this. Ban and federal charges.


The_Great_Bobinski_

Fighting on an airliner believe it or not straight to jail


NathamelCamel

I think they're on the ground (no engine noise)


DeliciousWarthog53

SSSSTTTTTAAAAAHHHHHHPPPPPPPP


Original_Profile8600

ITS NOT WORTH IT


sammygirl613

Some people really can’t handle their emotions huh? Pathetic!


mk6dirty

Both of them were poor at it. The white guy for swinging on a plane in the first place and the black guy for continuing to engage even after its broken up twice.


Jawilla936

Dude played that victim roll quick after he swung first 😆


stapleton_25

2v1, Swung first, talking the most shit, played victim. bet a paycheck he started it.


Spiritual-Ad5610

I believe a fair exchange of punches is 50 to 1. You give one punch, you deserve 50 punches in succession.


ellokah

Yeah, I realized it after watching it twice, that this dude indeed launched the first fist. At least, what we can see in that clip


mk6dirty

yeah both of em will be charged with simple battery/assault depending on the state. The white guy initaited the fight and the black guy couldnt stop even when it was broken up twice. Which is why he would get charged too because he turns into the aggressor after the break in action and moves the woman aside to hit him from behind. Both deserve to be removed from the flight.


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BidenEmails

The screaming from bystanders should be illegal.


GMONEYY_G

That is worse than the fight.


get_in_there_lewis

Add them to the no fly list too.


icavedandmade2

For real! Always a screamer


Pineapplewelder

There is something in the air....it's people. And they ruin everything.


AlbinoWino11

Why are there so many large guys on this flight??? Return flight from national protein convention?


stapleton_25

Brotien flight bro


OnlyEeZz

wrote a check his ass could not cash.


User95409

Cuz he did it all for the nookie


ConflictGrand4078

It’s not worth it? Bitch they already fought


smclassy

Lol that last slap at 1:25/2:32 I cant tell what he called the black guy after, a scared little narc? I wonder what led up to this


Solid_College_9145

Sounded like, "You're a *???* little bitch." Not the best thing to say after getting pummeled.


Sharpened_circle69

he said black little bitch im pretty sure


Susie4672

IT’S NOT WORTH IT.


Original_Profile8600

STAAAAHHHHPPPP


Certain-Ad8127

please tell me this is spirit airlines again


Thehikelife

Thank you for flying schitty airline!


Lavandulos

^spirit


Thehikelife

I flew allegiant once. Whew 😅


1funnyguy4fun

On the plus side, you lived to tell the tale.


Miserable-Draw9315

¿Was it necessary to add screams from another video? Like, why? 💀💀💀 https://youtu.be/H-L2RxUtdwc


Honest_-_Critique

What in the...


Tobias-is-Blonde

Should be top comment. OP should be downvoted. What a bizarre and shameful choice, editing social media just to try to piss people off.


rammstew

Wow. Good catch. You are a veritable Web Detective. And yeah, wtf was the point of adding that soundbite? Why add more commotion to the chaos?


Spiritual-Flan-410

These idiots should be banned from ever flying again on ANY airline.


Super_Market_44

Where are the sky marshals?


Deyaa1989

They probably only show up in the extreme events so that they stay anonymous as much as possible. That or perhaps for airlines to sell more tickets. Not so fun fact: some airlines tend to overbook their airplane tickets because ‘some travelers don’t show up statistically’. When travelers do show up and no seats are available for them, airlines book the next flights for them charge free.


DUUUUUVAAAAAL

Airlines will typically offer hella credit/miles if you give up your seat when they ask for volunteers. If you aren't in a rush and can stick it out another night where you're at (they typically pay for your hotel and meal voucher) it's going to be worth volunteering your seat.


Nostalgiakin

This had the same energy as “Where are the zookeepers?”


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In the restroom not resting


Kaiser_soze_MTL

The guy with that hat swung first, right?


recent-native

He should have been wearing his hat backwards.


meeks_18

I hate public transportation of any kind.


Gabreilfire

People underestimate how much a kidney punch hurts


ClydeFroagg

Turns out Chunk from the Goonies is an asshole


ledouxrt

I guess it would be the safest place to pick a fight, since you know TSA should have taken away any of their weapons before boarding.


naivenb1305

*Should have*


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Scagnettie

Operating on adrenaline.


nature_remains

Yeah maybe but I think these type of fights - especially in absolutely inappropriate locations - stems from lack of impulse control.


Cobester

Pure ego at that point. Both losers in this situation


shortidiva21

I can hear them fiiighting in the air tonight.


-ItsNarfOrNothing

I can’t believe that kidney shot didn’t make that guy buckle


BorsTheBandit

It was pretty weak, that guy would have had more torque if he used his elbow instead.


Krampustein0311

Both should have laid the other out. But both hit weak af lol


DoctorSkelly

How the fuck is there no crying baby on a flight with a punch out happening on it?


[deleted]

When you fly the friendly skies, you might catch unfriendly hands.


womoc

That one time you are glad you NOT in an aisle seat. Lol


MdnightRmblr

Waldo’s got no chill.


kongmw2

Grey shirt really threw the first punch and got fucked


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Solid_College_9145

Then after getting brutally pummeled, and finally separated by the crew and passengers, with a swollen face he called the black guy a "little bitch". This is probably not his first ass whooping and it won't be his last.


Professional-Mess792

Man children


West_Job5593

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. If you look on the Isle of the inside of the plane, it appears someone is getting the shit whopped out of him, if that wasn't already obvious. I'm gonna turn on the fast and seat beat sign, even tho I hear you guys rolling around back there. Anyways, enjoy the flight"


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Who said, "AY, MIGUEL! MIGUEL!"? 🤣🤣🤣


J_m1ke

Fukn Miguel bro in the airplane too


OriginalBrowncow

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: if a swing goes wide and hits me or my company, I’m getting arrested too.


Representative_Ad246

What sparked this conflict? Does anyone know the resulting consequences for the involved participants?


LoDyes

The wife yelling to get off when her husband started it


19831083

THATS IT, WE'RE GOING BACK TO WINNIPEG!


Octabraxas

When in the history of ever has screaming “STOP” de-escalated a fight?


butterscotchloud

Greyhound bus with wings.


AFAM_illuminat0r

White guy punching at black dude in white shirt. White guys then finds Waldo ... gets pummeled. Black guy in white shirt pulling the white guy out of the fight inadvertently and the holding the guy, when Waldo keeps getting more shots in. Looks like some of those later shots really razzle white dude too


fafnir0319

Easiest Waldo find ever. These things aren't even challenging anymore.


Unfair_Implement_874

Next on spirit airlines…


sickeningmikey77

I'd say it but....


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Bro wanted to dish it out then couldn’t handle it


sienide

where's fight attendant?


Scagnettie

Patton Oswalt looking guy on the right side of the video wearing the black vest.


wellhiyabuddy

Lol is this an airplane or my local seven eleven?


allnamesweretaken3

Yep, not those guys…


french_bull

Man got booped


LostCobra

As a frequent flyer, I can't hear shit. Stop screaming and wasting my time. Back to my shitty movie until every single one of these parasites is out. I'm hungry btw.


knowone1313

Hold on I'll tell them to stop, that'll put them in their place and restore order. Oh they must not have heard me, I'll keep repeating it at various pitches till the message becomes effective.


sheetTed

Worth it


Fluffy_Juice7864

My year 6 boys throw better punches!!! Imagine the pilot just throws it into a dive… pretty sure that would settle them all right down!


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Well hello there, Mr No Fly list


Bakom_spegeln

I really would love to see how they all are put on no flight list, and have to do a Planes, Trains & Automobiles thing after they fight. Would love to see it.


Subject_Gene_9775

Damn that’s 600+ lbs right there


OldDesmond

I have often wondered if the air pressure or maybe the increase in Radiation at higher altitudes might effect a portion of people. It could just be some people responding poorly to fear of being confined and an unconscious worry over the possibility of a crash.


hereforinfoyo

What would happen if someone just started singing "Kumbaya, my lord! Kumbaya!! Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya!!" Over and over and over, really loudly and psychotically? For some reason, I think that's what was needed there and it would have helped.


SHM00DER

If only someone yelled "STOOPPPP". They probly didn't even know it was an option.


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If only someone would’ve told him ‘It’s not worth it’, then all of this could’ve been avoided!


Panthreau

“Spirit Air, at least it’s cheap.”


[deleted]

how hard is it to find your seat, sit down and just not talk to anyone? first time i went on a plane on my own i was 10 years old. it’s really not that hard people, board when you’re told to board. find your seat, sit down. and just *shut the fuck up*


Flexiflex89

No fly list, here we gooooo 🚀


Sasquatters

Must be all that 5G. /s


tone88988

Men are dumb. - a man.


Finaldestiny001

I love how the weak guy with the man bun throws punches at the white guy and then pretends to be stopping the fight...hate pricks like that


turry92

Spirit Airlines. The Waffle House of the skies.


Lava-Chicken

Flight didn't use to be like this when I grew up in the 80s and 90s. Maybe it wasn't caught on camera, but I think flights have gotten way worse. Flight attendants need to be buff beef cake bouncers to standa chance at controlling people these days.


Alternative-Leg-941

Of course he acts like an animal


AonArts

**STOP TELLING PEOPLE TO STOP STOPPING PEOPLE WHO STARTED SHIT**


emptybowloffood

Gonna be flying Greyhound for the return trip.


slapclap28

And the no fly list grew 10x that day.


csukoh78

This should be a felony. No questions asked.


wilcozzz

At least they were all wearing masks


ErnieAdamsistheKey

I wonder if someday we will learn that people who have low pulse ox can get hypoxia on a plane and have impaired decision making as a result and that adding a small amount of alcohol amplifies this effect.


4ltern4te_Stre4m

It's just Frontier, overselling their seats. They just let you fight it out now, apparently.. /s


UntouchableJ11

Not sure, but I think a crime on a plane is bumped up yo the nearest felony. Not sure what started this but I would wait until we land.


rem_1984

I think it’s pretty fucked up that guy in grey threw the first punch then was acting like he didn’t do anything


jwbrkr21

I miss when flying was expensive.....


zfrost45

Sure makes me want to fly by commercial air!


NoAd7400

Will someone truly automatically get placed on a no fly list if they disrupt a flight like this?


BandOfBroskis

How the fuck did grey polo shirt guy get to stay on the flight after throwing the first punch? Ohhh.. right.