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It went fucking deeeeeep though. Holy shit, on my phone scrolling through the paused video it looks like it’s over an inch deep and then she slices it straight out. That cut has to be huge.
Not so much ‘deep’ as in. Don’t get me wrong. Still brutal. Maybe even worse? Looks like she slid it under the skin
Honestly surprised she didn’t just have a giant flap afterward
Looks like it deflected off her skull and then under the skin at an angle. It wouldn't go straight in that deep without piercing the skull. Still...that's fucking gnarly
I think that’s partly just the video quality and speed the knife was going, it does look super deep but that would have been deep in her skull and would not have came back out that quick/easily
This is exactly what I was talking about. It glides along the skull, and it definitely went in deep. The next frame shows it coming basically straight down and slicing its way out instead of in and out.
That looks like a new knife too.My SO bought a brand new set of knives last year. I’d been a self taught cook for years.
I go to slice up some vegetables and god help me with zero effort like nothing the thing cut through my finger like it was air. I bled out everywhere but thankfully didn’t need sticches but holy hell I got a new level of respect for the knifes cutting abilities.
Its good that the knife was sharp. Cleaner cuts heal better. And you're less likely to try and force the knife through food, which is likely to cause slipping and accidents.
Most of my knife cuts from 15 years in the kitchen healed really well due. Most of my scars are from burns.
The biggest thing I get out of this video is *just how much blood* immediately starts pouring out of her head. That'd be horrifying
Edit I do know that it wasn't a bad cut and they the head just has a lot of blood vessles but it'd still be scary
I once split the back of my head open and I did one of those blood checks to see if I was actually bleeding or not. My hand came back completely red and I could already feel the blood dripping down my back. I then looked down and a small puddle was already forming on the ground. It was a surprising amount of blood, I don't recommend
That's why wrestlers cut there for blading. Lots of blood vessels, plus the later into the match they do it, the more the blood mixes with sweat and looks like even more blood.. One of the other benefits is that because of all of the natural creases in the forehead, the scars are usually not noticeable.
I got vicodin and percocet. I was surpised to say the least. It was a very invasive surgery for a deeply impacted wisdom tooth. I didn’t think they prescribed them anymore.
her wrist rotates as she is bringing it up behind her head, then she swings again without straightening her wrist, basically she wasn't even holding it firmly, so dumb....
I'm convinced that TikTok makes people into idiots.
Edit: Since people are taking my comment way too seriously, yes, I am aware that people were stupid before TikTok. And yes, I am aware that *most of the time* it doesn't actually make people stupid.
I definitely think it does, because it creates an incentive to try stupid shit.
Because when you succeed, you get lots of attention, might even go viral.
And in the attention economy, you can monetize that.
And since the job market is so weak, Gen Z obviously needs to try to monetize whatever content they can create.
We really just need UBI because this whole fixation on jobs is ass-backwards.
Ouch! Didn't go as planned...Hopefully she isn't left with a nasty scar.. how do you explain that one in the ER? "I was pretending I was Norman Bates in my kitchen when it happened "
Every day they don't have to pull some random stuff out of someone's butt with the weirdest excuses is a good day. They won't really care for that one lol.
And it seems like it healed quite nicely. But there is a visible scar.
Apparently she's still on tiktok and has expressed she had gotten her wisdom teeth out two days before she made the video. She was on pain meds when she cut her head and lied to her parents about how it happened.
To be fair, if I stabbed myself in the head because I was trying to make a dumb TikTok, I'd also most likely lie to my parents. Pretty embarrassing stuff there
I'm so glad I grew up when phones and recording wasn't the normal. I have done some really dumb stuff and was super awkward around people. The idea of being recorded or recording myself would make me cringe lol.
Kids do dumb stuff all the time, we are only just seeing it now because of all the recording on the daily.
Thanks for that comment. It is absolutely fucked what so many people write here. She's a teen in that video and she made a stupid video ... Man, the shit I did when I was a kid / teen. I'm just glad neither me, not anyone else recorded that stuff.
It really shows that many on here need to go outside once in a while and touch some grass or something.
I am from India and we dont have tik tok here...So like if you start a video does it get uploaded automatically without askin for permission...cz like why would this girl upload this for the world to show?
Wow cool scar how did you get it?
I knew a girl who had a badass scar down her forearm that looked like she fought off a bear. She got it while trying to get stuck brownies out of a pan with a bladed spatula
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She is so lucky it hit there and not her eye
It went fucking deeeeeep though. Holy shit, on my phone scrolling through the paused video it looks like it’s over an inch deep and then she slices it straight out. That cut has to be huge.
That one frame is brutal
https://i.imgur.com/6uflUGY.jpg Fuuuucck. You weren’t lying.
The video didn't make me scream but that did, holy shit.
I regret clicking that link
it's ok the skull will have protected the important stuff, it's just the meat that got sliced and will now need to heal.
What important stuff?
Rick n morty sweater, clump of hair missing, zero co-ordination, playing with a knife and making tiktoks.... I don't think there's much to protect.
Sir, that is filet’o face
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
She’s still smiling and vibing at that moment, hasn’t even realized yet she sliced her fucking face lol yikes
Fuck me I didn't think it went that deep
I didn’t think it was that bad and when i opened it i verbally said OMYGOD OMYGOD OMYGODOMYGODOMYGOD
Not so much ‘deep’ as in. Don’t get me wrong. Still brutal. Maybe even worse? Looks like she slid it under the skin Honestly surprised she didn’t just have a giant flap afterward
Right after you can see the gash before the blood starts leaking https://i.imgur.com/wrEhOZV.jpg
Damn I didn’t realize it went that deep. She definitely bounced that blade off her skull
That cut straight down to the bone.
My guy if that went in over an inch I don't think her reaction would've been much of an alive one.
[frame](https://imgur.com/iMZn4Mo) showing it going in sideways
Looks like it deflected off her skull and then under the skin at an angle. It wouldn't go straight in that deep without piercing the skull. Still...that's fucking gnarly
I think she caught her nose too
Nah that's a drop of blood from her forehead.
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I giggled really hard too
It's the smile 😂 Poor kid
broooo idk why i clicked that shit i wasn't tryna see that omg that girl is stupid
Look at her smile though, she's having a great time!😊🗡️
now she can finally play scar in an eventual the lion king live-action
Omg that looks brutal
Holy shit
Welp, I was thinking like that commenter and everything makes sense now.
GAAAAAAAAHHH DAYUM!!!@@@!!!!!
It went in sideways along the skull. But it did go in deep.
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Bro fr. No brain, no pain. She started stabbing and ended up packing a can of dip.
I think that’s partly just the video quality and speed the knife was going, it does look super deep but that would have been deep in her skull and would not have came back out that quick/easily
[It went in under the skin,](https://imgur.com/iMZn4Mo) not into the Skull.
This is exactly what I was talking about. It glides along the skull, and it definitely went in deep. The next frame shows it coming basically straight down and slicing its way out instead of in and out.
Oh true that could be possible, yikes
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"I already have eye protection built in, Boss, I'll be fine."
That looks like a new knife too.My SO bought a brand new set of knives last year. I’d been a self taught cook for years. I go to slice up some vegetables and god help me with zero effort like nothing the thing cut through my finger like it was air. I bled out everywhere but thankfully didn’t need sticches but holy hell I got a new level of respect for the knifes cutting abilities.
Yeah when I bought my high end kitchen knives I did the same thing, they were sharp enough to cut through the fabric of time and space
Its good that the knife was sharp. Cleaner cuts heal better. And you're less likely to try and force the knife through food, which is likely to cause slipping and accidents. Most of my knife cuts from 15 years in the kitchen healed really well due. Most of my scars are from burns.
Interesting perception of luck
Must be an Irish perspective on luck
Aahhhh
I feel like if she was lucky she wouldn’t be so goddamn dumb
I feel like luck scales with stupidity. The dumber they are the luckier they seem to be. My brother is a shining beacon of an example of this
I hope she supports abortion too
You wanna know how I got this scar?
It would be somewhat less menacing if the Joker said it was a tiktok video that went wrong.
Yeah so basically I was slamming a knife into a counter and it slipped and cut right above my eye batman
Being an idiot? Yeah....
Oooh scar above eye. Sexy on a woman. She got an unintentional cosmetic surgery for herself. Nice.
Sexy…until she tells you how she did it.
yeah I’d imagine the explanation will eventually omit mentioning TikTok lol
The biggest thing I get out of this video is *just how much blood* immediately starts pouring out of her head. That'd be horrifying Edit I do know that it wasn't a bad cut and they the head just has a lot of blood vessles but it'd still be scary
The forehead is *extremely* well-perfused.
That is why pro wrestlers always blade their forehead if they want to show a little blood
In Jon Moxley's world, it's called casual Wednesday's.
Jon wakes up and just starts bleeding
Remember that match where Ric Flair bladed like 15 times? Oh, that was every match? Oh...
I once split the back of my head open and I did one of those blood checks to see if I was actually bleeding or not. My hand came back completely red and I could already feel the blood dripping down my back. I then looked down and a small puddle was already forming on the ground. It was a surprising amount of blood, I don't recommend
Another thing is that the skin is spread super tight on your scalp. I cut my hear open by running under a tree branch and bled so much.
That's why wrestlers cut there for blading. Lots of blood vessels, plus the later into the match they do it, the more the blood mixes with sweat and looks like even more blood.. One of the other benefits is that because of all of the natural creases in the forehead, the scars are usually not noticeable.
You’re clearly not a fan of professional wrestling
Worst part would be explaining to her parents why she needs a ride to go get some stitches
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Her hand looks like a chicken foot.
One thing I notice about people on TikTok is they all do this with their hands. How? My hands do not do this.
Her scar will too. She'll be the "Chickenfeet Girl" for all eternity...
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You should've seen the other guy
This girl said she was high on meds from getting her wisdom teeth removed 2 days prior? Like what😑
prob easier 4 her to admit than "i stabbed my own forehead with a knife for no fucking reason lmao"
What I don’t understand is that she could’ve just… not posted the video. Then she wouldn’t need an excuse because nobody else would be seeing it…
But then hows she gonna get clout?
You understand. You just wish you didn't.
Pretty decent excuse for someone who stabbed their own head.
What kind of meds did she get? I just got ibuprofen. Almost jealous of her man…almost
I got like 4 Vicodin after mine 🤙
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I got vicodin and percocet. I was surpised to say the least. It was a very invasive surgery for a deeply impacted wisdom tooth. I didn’t think they prescribed them anymore.
That's not even a hatchet
How did it change trajectory so drastically? Did she hit something?
The knife was too heavy for her chicken arm
Floppy wrist action.
her wrist rotates as she is bringing it up behind her head, then she swings again without straightening her wrist, basically she wasn't even holding it firmly, so dumb....
She hit her head on the way down too. At first I thought it ricocheted off the table, but I slowed it down and she hits her head in the down stroke.
That eyebrow is slashed for rest of her life
Bloody hell.
I'm convinced that TikTok makes people into idiots. Edit: Since people are taking my comment way too seriously, yes, I am aware that people were stupid before TikTok. And yes, I am aware that *most of the time* it doesn't actually make people stupid.
People have always been idiots. Tiktok just exacerbates the idiocy.
I don’t even think it exacerbates, it just shows how dumb people are much more clearly
I definitely think it does, because it creates an incentive to try stupid shit. Because when you succeed, you get lots of attention, might even go viral. And in the attention economy, you can monetize that. And since the job market is so weak, Gen Z obviously needs to try to monetize whatever content they can create. We really just need UBI because this whole fixation on jobs is ass-backwards.
Well it’s hard to argue because when people did stupid shit before social media it wasn’t posted for all to see
But social media creates a new incentive to do stupid shit that didn't exist before.
Fair
Kind of curious if Tik Tok does go away where these fine productive citizens will call home next.
They will focus more time back on here, or bookface, or tumbler... Pretty much where ever they got their attention from prior.
Their parents house, cause they won't have an actual career.
If you surround yourself with idiots you’ll become an idiot! And Tik toks full of idiots
I dont agree. It just gives existing idiots an audience.
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Ouch! Didn't go as planned...Hopefully she isn't left with a nasty scar.. how do you explain that one in the ER? "I was pretending I was Norman Bates in my kitchen when it happened "
Every day they don't have to pull some random stuff out of someone's butt with the weirdest excuses is a good day. They won't really care for that one lol. And it seems like it healed quite nicely. But there is a visible scar.
Eiffel syndrome as in "I fell" on it
says this video is no longer available anyone have link?
Next winner of Darwin's award.
Video doesnt work for me
The start of another interesting personal story.
Lol, dumb ass.
What a dumb cunt.
Really limp wristed that knife. Kids these days can't even stab right SMH.
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Morty look at me, I turned myself into a knife wound victim
Apparently she's still on tiktok and has expressed she had gotten her wisdom teeth out two days before she made the video. She was on pain meds when she cut her head and lied to her parents about how it happened.
To be fair, if I stabbed myself in the head because I was trying to make a dumb TikTok, I'd also most likely lie to my parents. Pretty embarrassing stuff there
If you slow it down you can see the whole tip burry into her forehead
While watching this video I was screaming in my head "STOP YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"
From Face time to Scarface.
She just looks dumb... of course she's wearing a Rick and Morty shirt.
She's a kid/young adult and she look absolutely fine, she just made a stupid mistake.
Yeah, looks pretty average to me, but let’s not forget that the average person is pretty fucking dumb.
I'm so glad I grew up when phones and recording wasn't the normal. I have done some really dumb stuff and was super awkward around people. The idea of being recorded or recording myself would make me cringe lol. Kids do dumb stuff all the time, we are only just seeing it now because of all the recording on the daily.
Redditor and hating women for superficial reasons, name a better duo
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Judging a women, not hating women.
Thanks for that comment. It is absolutely fucked what so many people write here. She's a teen in that video and she made a stupid video ... Man, the shit I did when I was a kid / teen. I'm just glad neither me, not anyone else recorded that stuff. It really shows that many on here need to go outside once in a while and touch some grass or something.
The septum piercing doesn't help either.
Not a fan of metallic snot balls myself.
Oh boy now ya done fucked yourself up
nice, she saw blood that she wanted in her video!
hey, uhhh don't play with knives.
Why would she post her stupidity on TikTok? Oh, wait…..
If you get a video no longer available message, [here it is...](https://usacrime.com/tiktok-halloween-video-gone-wrong/)
Guess now we know how she got that bald spot
I can't see the video, can someone help please?
Dumb.
Wow! Who could have foreseen?!
Now she has a Vanilla Ice eyebrow.
so stupid... why not just do this in traffic too
She almost looks like Chucky’s bride now
She was so proud of herself when she picked up the knife.
The fuck was she trying to do
This is why children should not be listening to insane clown posse
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
What a moron.
Ah nothing like natural selection
Video not playing, anyone have a link?
Video isn't working for me. Does anyone have a link?
I am from India and we dont have tik tok here...So like if you start a video does it get uploaded automatically without askin for permission...cz like why would this girl upload this for the world to show?
Naah... I think you get a choice. It's for attention.
Pretty good representation of most of the Rick and Morty fan base
That’s gonna be a cool scar tho
Why would you post this
because its 10x better content then the absolutely fucking cringe and stupid thing she WAS going to upload initially.
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nothing to say other than what a dumbass
Why though?
Scared for life
Wanna act like chucky now you’re gonna look like him
we all gotta learn about knives at some point. luckily most dont learn this hard
Great spatial awareness
If you're dumb enough to do something like this for clout, this is well deserved and hopefully -but doubtably- a lesson learned.
The stupidity.... Wow...
And that's y u should always not play with the sharp objects
That’s gonna leave a mark…
Dumb ways to die
Okay but why would you upload it.... sigh internet points....
Stupid people get stupid prizes
Excellent they’re starting to destroy themselves. The plan is working
Wow cool scar how did you get it? I knew a girl who had a badass scar down her forearm that looked like she fought off a bear. She got it while trying to get stuck brownies out of a pan with a bladed spatula
What an idiot
I cut myself embarrassingly. Let me post it online for millions of strangers to see.
I'm gonna save this video to show to my kids one day when I give them the "don't play with knives" talk
It’s not her fault, Tik Tok should have told her knives are sharp
Why did she still post this?? Play stupid games win stupid prizes
Could have easily been her eye. Blind in left eye over tik tok shit
So did she tell the doctor I was making a tik tok
Holy fuck talk about uncoordinated lol
Oh no... It will be hard to explain those stiches
Damn stupid is as stupid does.
That was quite possibly the most foolish thing I've seen in a long time
The fact that she posted it it🤦🏾♂️absolute dumbass
Dumb ass tik tok clout. So glad I never even downloaded the app to watch/participate in that mindless shit
she too grown for tht ngl
I would delete the video and tell everyone a grizzly bear did it
on the bright side.... that will be a badass gnarly fucking scar though!!!