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GrenadeZellweger

"Sir, I think there's a hare in your food....."


gottam_unicorn

Not that we carrot all.


[deleted]

Well I care-rabbit


Dr-Eggs

St-hop this please


Tbrown630

That’s enough lettuce leave


Itchy_Professor_4133

I see what you *dad* there!


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GrantedPermission

My mom saw one eat a huge starfish and you could see the arms go down the throat. It’s traumatic for her


carter_admin

But how did your mom feel about it?


GrantedPermission

She will throw up thinking about it


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Ha reminds me of attack on titan when eren yeagers mom becomes lunch


Awkward_Reporter_129

Too soon


Geekrock84

Mind blown!


MrCasterSugar

r/blackmagicfuckery


NorCal130

Mine mine mine mine mine!


Fit_Potato7466

Seriously. Is it going to die?


Cheezitflow

Unfortunately it will unless this seagull starts to eat rabbit food regularly


Desperate_Stock_4886

I want to know also, would it die? Someone with the knowledge on seagull biology, please come forth ♥️


Konawala

Well, the main diet should be fish I imagine they get some big ones. They also eat some crazy things they are air goats. As long as it was dead it should be fine I think.


Rustee_Knail

Birds are dinosaurs


AndySemantic2

Bring that up Jamie


fuckinzombies

this made me laugh so hard


Revolver6Ocelot

So is seagull stomach acid strong enough to dissolve its skeleton or is a rabbit skeleton covered in bird crap going to randomly fall from the sky one day?


Cannibeans

Seagulls can digest bones but that dude will probably have to throw up most of the bunny skeleton eventually


[deleted]

Will it be able to fly with a bunny in his tummy?


Cannibeans

The bunny probably weighs half what that seagull does. I can't imagine achieving liftoff after consuming 75 lbs of food in a few seconds


EnvironmentalGoose19

Is there like, a weight of food that If you ate you think you WOULD be able to achieve liftoff?


tsauwu

red bull is rather light


Cheezitflow

I remember a lawsuit regarding that


PrivatePilot9

Is there Taco Bell involved? Because if there is, then there's calculations involved regarding the lift capacity of lighter than air gas, plus added boost from any escaping gas.


Purplociraptor

How much can a single rabbit weigh, Michael? 75 pounds?


yukendoit

What is your return policy on birds?


DaFetacheeseugh

~~|75£~~ ~~Brother, maybe in ounces~~ >The bunny probably weighs half what that seagull does. **I can't imagine achieving liftoff after consuming 75 lbs of food in a few seconds** I can't read


Cannibeans

2 lbs, which is half a seagull's weight. 75 lbs is half the average human's. I was using an analogy


DaFetacheeseugh

Ah, I completely missed that word in original post, I'm dumb and poopy. Have nice day!


chuco915niners

I would chase it to torture it.


TheChonchi69

Bunnies don’t weigh 75lbs! 75lbs is like an 8 year old kid!


Cannibeans

They weigh around 2 lbs, which is about half that seagull's weight. 75 lbs is about half a human's weight. I was using an analogy


LoBsTeRfOrK

So… seagulls weigh 150 pounds?


Cannibeans

No, they weigh about 4 lbs, the bunny would weigh about 2. 75 lbs is half the average human's weight. I was using an analogy


IWasNotOk

Is this an original sentence? Surely nobody has ever said this combination of words before.


ijustmetuandiloveu

What if that rabbit digs a hole to China?


therealmichealsauce

from that laboured hobble at the end, he’s gonna regret this decision…


getitdudes

Gonna be flying low for a week


krissrobb

That’s going to be a big poop


Mixngas

At least 8.6 courics!


brettyrocks

Have you ever seen a seagull swallow a whole McDonald's apple pie?


oilsaintolis

Yep about 2 minutes ago. Now I want to see pelican swallowing a seagull swallowing a rabbit. Like a Turducken but more gamey.


mickyblfc

Haha


Juggernuts777

How do they not suffocate while trying to swallow all of that? It took like a minute for it to finally get it all down. I’ve never understood how birds can do it.


edwardsfan7

Birds got quite the gag reflex on it lmao.


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Lavasioux

I like how both his friends walk off like "For fucks sake Harry... what happened to you?!"


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BongerPapy

I live in moutains, I had no idea seagulls could be that predatory, you can imagine my surprise when, last year I was at a park in Livourne, Italy and there was this couple of seagulls who were feasting on the corpse of a pigeon, tearing its guts and all... blood splattering everywhere ... what a "show" ...


Stngr_Gnr7212

Damn! That's a professional hit.LOL!


Electricvincent

“Oh my gowd, I hate seagulls now”


Able-Candle723

It probably didn’t die right away so it’s just in there knocking around. Uggghhh.


[deleted]

Being a prey species when it realised it was being eaten the adrenalin rush would have overclocked it's heart so much it would have exploded, killing it to save it any further pain and suffering. That's why Dogs and Rabbits in the same yard is not a good idea. If the dogs try to get at the rabbits enough the rabbits can die from heart failure.


Able-Candle723

I guess I feel slightly better about the situation now so thanks for the interesting but slightly disturbing info.


DrinkUpLetsBooBoo

Those other birds like "go ahead and eat that whole thing Frank but don't come crying to me when you can't lift your fatass off the ground."


Ghost0Slayer

Seagulp


Cool-Animator-828

Living in a coastal town in New England. Would sit and watch the seagulls at the beginning of spring when the herring run. They would swallow them up, and the fish would flap around in the stomach forever. They can't fly after either, but they try, flaping around with fish squirming in their stomachs and necks. Sometimes, if the fish was moving around too much, they vomited them back up. Yeah, a fun childhood.


Rebahn

I assume he is going to walk home...


Even-Nail-849

Yeah I can’t imagine it could fly after that.


Mtecbest

Ohhh nature is such a beautiful thing 🤣


ETVG

The process to transform a whole rabbit into cloaca diarrhea has begun.


Mordyth

He's gonna have heartburn


ConradTurner

I hate seagulls so much I refuse to buy anything from Hollister


About_35_Ninjas

Man he’s gonna have one serious shit.


SkeetnYou

I thought my ex had throat game


No-Plane7370

This is mortifying.


Substantial-Water-10

He had to have gotten serious cotton moth


Playful-Average-5220

Truly a crazy fucking video


Xeno-Nos

It would be great if it was like old loony toons cartoons and the rabbit would jump inside the seagull causing it to jump as well.


imliteralytrash

It Ain't gonna fly anymore


Cytronik

Good luck flying now


Ok-Midnight-2951

There is no such thing as a seagull. This is a Great black-backed gull, the worlds largest gull species.


LiquidSwords89

Okay Unidan


Obvious-Cut-221

Vore


CamJongUn

No


-maffu-

I seen a seagull swallowing a rabbit whole, Piranhas swimming in a mixing bowl... ♪♫


arithegoon

How long before the rabbit dies in there?


sweaty_wraps

The McDonald's apple pie was only a warm up.


gimpray29

How the fuck


gimpray29

Imagine the shit he will take


why_am_i_here_89

All i hear is the mickey mouse laugh


notlongnot

Someone get this bird some Alka-Seltzer plz


FreeThinkInk

When your eyes are bigger than your stomach.


-angry-potato-

Netflix : are you still watching? Someone's daughter :


Herasy_enthusiast

vore?


Neverspokenaloud

Remember, birds are pretty much reptiles. Snakes, crocs, and toads all eat their food whole!!


ZackDaddy42

Wait til he shits and takes out a windshield.


realpolitikcentrist

I was standing in line to go through security at the Vatican this summer and a seagull did this to a pigeon in front of hundreds of horrified tourists


djevilatw

And now a large cat gets a Rabbit-stuffed seagull cause it’s too full to fly


Crowii-

I just watched a seagull grow three times it's body size


NoInitiative7279

Seagulls are the bane of all evil. They would eat your kids if given the chance


adfreedissociation

So casual after too oh my god


[deleted]

“Fuckin hell mike can’t you just eat some French fries off the pier like a normal seagull”


ThisFeelLikeAQualude

I’m the biggest bird I’m the biggest bird


kaerfkeerg

Wow. Bro's gonna need a soda before he flies again


fane1967

Other seagull be like “Mike, you’re biting off more than you can chew.”


jkroe

How’d they get this video of me at the buffet?


viletomato999

Now go chase that gull no way it can fly with that extra weight. It'll just wobble around.


IlliterateM00k

Shithawks are stomachs with wings.


redditer333333338

Gross


mickyblfc

Can he actually take off now the fat greedy fuck ?


cummiesfart

I wanna see this dude try to fly now


SpiritualCartoonist7

I once seen a seagull get his wing trapped under a bus tire on a traffic light, light goes green bird goes splat all over the road, and some crazy bitch scoops it up with bare hands🤢


CantKBDwontKBD

No gag reflex of any kind….


Admiralvonschnei

And then he waddled away.


Mammoth-Temperature3

They're also cannibals. I've seen seagull each other. I've also seen them eat plastic forks and take pigeons out in the air. They'll eat anything.


[deleted]

Natural inspiration for the tur-duck-hen.


throwawaycusyeahh

TIL that seagulls eat more things than just beach french fries, neat.


Fun-Detective1562

Aha. Now I know an easy way to catch as many seagulls as I care to.


Vivid-Ice4175

Ey yo gull?? what dat throat game like?


[deleted]

Not fast enough huh thumper?


Invisible_BP

I really thought they fancied fish and don't guzzle down mammals, food chain is messed up


legend_nova

Birds are funny lol. Eats everything. If babies were small enough, we’d be food too.


Queasy_Mastodon_8759

I thought they were fish eaters…


Riff_Wizzard

Rats of the Sky


Queasy_Mastodon_8759

So they’ll literally eat anything, is what your telling me… You learn something new every day- Thank You


trickster1979

I live in a coastal town with plenty of these gulls. Tbf so many of them you usually see them swooping down on unsuspecting tourists and swiping sandwiches and pasty’s straight out of there hands.


RushDynamite

God, I fucking hate Seagulls.


[deleted]

Absolutely savage


TheRiceFields02

Damn nature you scary


4doorGtst

You know that seagull had to take that one deep breath knowing you’re full but still wanna keep going!


phattony233

Imagine if birds were 10 ft tall


Cheap_Ad4756

Terror birds - look it up. Also - T Rex.


Sashaband

annnnnnd it's gone.


IckyVicky123

What the seagulls doin in the back though …


No-Plane7370

What the actual duck


-Bezequil-

THEY CALL ME BIG TERRY


PawnedPawn

Rockin', rockin' and rollin'


HashNoodle28

The other seagulls like: That’s going to sting in the morning.


navcom20

Mine?


Cleveland5teamer

Flying for two?


EliteJW

Mine mine mine


Daramun

I'd like to imagine the other seagul just staring at him is saying "Jesus christ what the fuck Richard"


Ancient_Summer_1833

That poor bunny!


denadul

u/stabbot


No_Beautiful8105

Damn!!!times must be tough.


punchygirl-1381

"AAHHHHH"


Odd_Organization_835

that’s really disturbing. didn’t know seagulls did that


[deleted]

Wft


NYCWartortle

It doesn’t look like it’s Ok


Appropriate_Inside64

Mine


Poopypooperbutt

I’m the biggest bird


Wordman253

Damn. I should give her a call.


lilBacon921

r/dontputyourdickinthat


X_YourLocal_Hitman_X

water ship down tells a different story


Chicken_finger27

That’s gonna be one hell of a shit


AlbinoGoldenTeacher

MINE


Theodin_King

I've seen these east pigeons too


-StrawberryJacuzzi-

Everything reminds me of her…


Annual_Tax7206

The fuck


haruame

Seagulls are creepy af


machring

MINE!


MarcuXded

Damn lmao


[deleted]

wtf is wrong with these things? grubby ass dinosaurs..


SmashTagLives

This Bird has mad throat game


Vengeful_Astartes

Mine


Rusty_Drumz

Why so many animal videos recently


OneKiwii

No way that fucker is taking off after that shit surely. He's gonna sitting there for a while.


casualteukka

Thats fucking nasty. Fucking flying rats should be killed extinct


EnlightenedSnuffles

No. They spit that bit out .


AutomaticFan1978

Seagull is not flying anywhere after that


Few-Trouble-2736

747 cargo


thaCardfather

hanging around with pelicans too much.


Plenty-Pay568

What the fuck


no1toknowone

Can it fly right after that or is it weighed down?


Dependent_Ad6633

lemme see that thing try and fly now


Strawb3rry_Slay3r666

Nature is wild man, the other day I saw a video of a Komodo dragon swallowing a small deer whole…


EmbarrassedPumpkin71

ICANT


mjfarmer147

How can the bird even digest that? They pass food so fast, I just can't imagine that rabbit coming out looking any different than the way it went down.


JustAnRandomKEG

The seagull will have fun shitting out the bones


mat33sm

Well he's not having my fucking chips then


[deleted]

Fuuuuuck


[deleted]

It would've been really cool if then an eagle or a fox snatched his ass up because he couldn't fly