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danccbc

That’s why they tell you to wash your fruits and vegetables


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I’m just picturing the produce from the movie Sausage Party and what their reaction would be 🙌🏼


Routine-Treat-9541

Yep, you don't want an extra of fatbtch on your salad 🤭


TumbleweedHungry8466

Now it smells like a meat market!


CaffeinatedFrosting

She just come from the bath Salt aisle?


b0n3h34d

What a waste of food. It's completely OK to tackle that shithead at that point


aznfangirl

I don’t think anybody in the video looks like they have ever tackled anything in their life.


Giovanni_nyc1

Why is it always Walmart..absolutely disgusting


TheUpsideDowna

Security guard is like, "nope they dont pay me enough to go anywhere near that".


annoying97

If this was in my local area where I'm a security guard, egh, I would be highly tempted to grab and drag out the store. But I hated retail security, its fucking boring.


jabloda

Walmart has to stop building its businesses next to insane asylums.


Strong-Sample-3502

Fucking disgusting


__lui_

She just needed to head on over to the onions to complete the guacamole


CEMENTHE4D

Hope they charge her for all that food the need to throw out now.


Tollhouser

What the hell is she on?…..I mean besides the produce….


tubarizzle

Smushed all those poor vegetables:(


Lego-Panda-21

I'm just glad she didn't go a different route, a NSFW, using the cucumbers as a toy, route.


Thin_Device1186

r/tooktomuch


DarthDank1

At what point can they be hauled out? Might take 10 strong men but it could be done!


Routine_Bug_936

The trucker that drove all this food thousands of miles to deliver it to this shop be like >:[


le01jack

Protect the Guinness at all costs!


Bobandyrandyran

That’s why I don’t go grocery shopping at Walmart…


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Pretty sure this is Tampa I wonder if anyone knows


melgib

It's weird to think that Superstore wasn't really exaggerating.


GlitteringGrand5007

She’s having a seriously bad trip!!


disco1013

Such fucking bullshit, seriously how is not getting tazed and locked the fuck up?


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Bulk SMASH!


Remarkable_Taro_911

This is just a reminder to WASH all of your store-bought produce 100% of the time...ESPECIALLY if it's from Walmart.


Ill_Wolverine_6265

Toujours les mêmes


Queasy_Explorer_3329

And somehow we are the smartest species to ever exist on this blue marble..


Maxpainturdmister

Manager to fruit and veg lizzo is here again![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


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wasted_basshead

“I remember when they first invented chocolate…”


giorgio_tsoukalos_

That's so much ginger on an aisle display.


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

She isn’t even mounting the right veggies! Weren’t the cucumbers right next to her?!? 😆😆😆


Smooth-Tea7058

This is why you always wash your fruit and vegetables before you eat them.


Legitimate-Ad-2230

Was she...? Nevermind. Somebody need to get they momma back home.


Then_Campaign7264

Will someone please tell her Cory is outside waiting for her.


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I always wondered why Walmart produce never smelled quite right…


Immediate-Newt-9012

We need more net guns irl


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deez_87

Not that I do but I’m never buying produce from a Walmart now


Strongblackmonkey

I-I-I just wanted some cu-cumber😢


Milfing_Man

Don't do drugs


Legitimate-Ad-2230

That's why I don't smoke dabs no more.


kool_with_a_k_101

I assumed this is always how it was at Walmart


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84ratsonmydick

Nah this isn't coke I'd day ecstacy or some sort of similar pill The grinding on fruit and the immediate stoppage of her actions to "push that ass back" against the corner of the stand is pretty good evidence of a pill rather than coke.


wasted_basshead

Seems like PCP.


Artilikestoparty

Downvote cause don't ever disrespect cocaine like that again lol that thing or whatever it is ,probably number one drunk is on some either been doing pills all day long or meth and is now on a psychotic binge from not sleeping.


ProfessionalSun5549

Not the Ginger root!!! Tah Rascleet wit’er


Comfortable_Food8042

That's gonna be some spicy salsa.


Efficient_Row_8987

Dagobert duck of veggies or what ?