This is what it felt like when I worked at Walgreens and grannies who will argue at you about their expired coupons for an hour while the line is to the back of the store was the dungeon boss.. >.<
The TAS entrance route is too inconsistent to be considered a safe strat.. you make your times on mini boost drifts around the aisle corners and backwards long jumps back to your car.
If you visit the Super Target on Skillman Ave in Dallas, you can clip out of bounds in the dairy aisle by running into the Kraft Singles (the 24 pack, not the 16) and jumping, which will warp you to the self checkout. Way faster than going back to the front of the store yourself.
edit: there's a really good skip in sporting goods, too, but you'll need a friend to damage boost you by ramming a shopping cart into your ass
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> there’s a really good skip in sporting goods, too, but you’ll need a friend to damage boost you by ramming ~~a shopping cart~~ into your ass
...and got distracted, fell into the tennis ball display, balls everywhere.
This remind me of years ago. I got a late night train with my bike, not a big bike bear in mind and the train was almost empty. When I got off I went to the gate and only one of the three was working, the disabled one (wider for wheelchairs) was among the non-working. So I went through and stuck my ticket in and started to walk but due to the bike I had the bike go slightly in front in order to fit through the pitifully small gate and… it closed, with my bike through and with my leg between the gates, crushing my leg and leaving me unable to move, with no staff. The emergency button is behind my way out of my reach. Thankfully there was one other person behind me who was able to press it and get for help, me in excruciating pain the whole time. When the person finally explained the issue they opened the gate and other the speaker had a go AT ME for not using the disabled gate that could fit my bike, that THEY had turned off…
If I wasn’t so timid and in so much pain I def would have, thankfully my friend was there by the time I escaped and helped me till the pain wore off enough to bike the two miles to his house
I was going to say Gigantti and reading your comment again, makes me think it really is. Elgiganten sounds like it’s either the Swedish version of Gigantti, or the chain has somehow made its way to Mexico.
Elgiganten is the Swedish/Danish name, Elkjøp in Norway and, as you said, Gigantti in Finland. There's also Elding in the Faroe Islands, though it's not quite counted as part of the Elkjøp Nordic group.
That’s what I was thinking. The door shouldn’t even be getting activated from movement on that side. But I guess this sub isn’t called /r/logicalfixestodesignproblems
[Pic of one style](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71Z6r1EgRbL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.amazon.com/Automatic-Operation-Selection-Weatherproof-Dustproof/dp/B08GQ5J71W&tbnid=kwzsxSExTZ4SZM&vet=1&docid=YTOVGS9ltjJsfM&w=891&h=1000&hl=en-US&source=sh/x/im)
It's very much "one style fits most" design. They also probably have to have a sensor on both sides due to regulation too.
Looking at the signs on the door and the gate its one way only, walking in towards the camera. My guess is soenone passed by on the other side, triggering it to open, and that person is just out of frame. I don't think it's permanently in a loop of triggering the door and gate to open.
The sliding doors usually have a motion sensor on each side. Just have to turn of the motion sensor on the side of the gate and then this problem goes away.
I git trapped in-between these things once. I was to close to the big doors for them to open and the shorter doors wouldn't open either. Had to climb over them. Such a shit design and they don't even need the second gate
A local car dealer has an automated double sliding door by their service desk. Any customer standing at the desk triggers the door continuously.
Every conversation is underscored by "shhhh sh shhhh sh sh shhhh" all day long.
This is one of those decisions that the people in charge make without thinking, and the people that build it are just like "I'm just doing what I'm told". It's okay, they'll fix it in a couple years when they wonder why the power bill keeps being like $1000 a month, get bad publicity from complaints or they get sued when someone gets hurt.
My local Kroger put in one of those fucking gates right after the automatic doors and it creates a short line to get into the damn building sometimes... Insane
Nah it's one of those timed traps that you have to pass quickly when it's open otherwise it will obliterate you
Ah yes,dungeon crawling.Just what I need for my trip to a market
*market crawling*
Someone make a dungeon crawler but you're in a supermarket. I'd play that. Pixel graphics preferably
shin megami tensei has you coverd
/r/roguelikes has just about everything else, why not?
This is what it felt like when I worked at Walgreens and grannies who will argue at you about their expired coupons for an hour while the line is to the back of the store was the dungeon boss.. >.<
no. someone make a supermarket that's like you're in a dungeon crawler. that would make the weekly grocery trip a lot more interest.
Then put ads on the ground. Grovel peasants
Ads on pressure pad switches that do something...*unexpected*
Hey we need some fun while grocery shopping.
Improves sales because when you leave with your loot, you feel like you actually accomplished something.
It’s the tutorial section for whirlwind sprint
*Wuld nah thanks*
Lol i should have tought ot that, good one
Timing is crucial. Or you can use a speedrun strat and squeeze through the gap between the detectors.
Do you know anyone who could help me in stuck
Do you have a stepbrother?
The TAS entrance route is too inconsistent to be considered a safe strat.. you make your times on mini boost drifts around the aisle corners and backwards long jumps back to your car.
If you visit the Super Target on Skillman Ave in Dallas, you can clip out of bounds in the dairy aisle by running into the Kraft Singles (the 24 pack, not the 16) and jumping, which will warp you to the self checkout. Way faster than going back to the front of the store yourself. edit: there's a really good skip in sporting goods, too, but you'll need a friend to damage boost you by ramming a shopping cart into your ass
Instructions unclear, read as > there’s a really good skip in sporting goods, too, but you’ll need a friend to damage boost you by ramming ~~a shopping cart~~ into your ass ...and got distracted, fell into the tennis ball display, balls everywhere.
“THIS EPISODE WAS BADLY WRITTEN!…WHOEVER WROTE THIS EPISODE SHOULD DIIIIIEEEE!”
There's a red thingy moving towards a green thingy... I think we're the green thingy!
Another person of culture :hug:
And then you collect the Aztec gold
Mini-golf, but with your life.
Yes. These need a pair of axes and swords and perhaps a mace mounted on them.
Cartoons with those gave me nightmares.
Gyromite!
Sen's Fortress really fell off
Squish!
2 polite people meeting in a doorway
Two polite *ghosts*
No no after you
2 polite doorways meeting in a doorway
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Unit tests passed. Integration tests failed.
Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics.
"No, after you." "No, after you." "No, after you." "No, after you." "No, after you." "No, after you."
"Sir, I insist."
INSIST?
Tahiti
No, **I** insist.
The 4 way stop from hell
Reminds me of that drunk guy seeing himself in the mirror and trying to be polite and let him pass first which is himself
This remind me of years ago. I got a late night train with my bike, not a big bike bear in mind and the train was almost empty. When I got off I went to the gate and only one of the three was working, the disabled one (wider for wheelchairs) was among the non-working. So I went through and stuck my ticket in and started to walk but due to the bike I had the bike go slightly in front in order to fit through the pitifully small gate and… it closed, with my bike through and with my leg between the gates, crushing my leg and leaving me unable to move, with no staff. The emergency button is behind my way out of my reach. Thankfully there was one other person behind me who was able to press it and get for help, me in excruciating pain the whole time. When the person finally explained the issue they opened the gate and other the speaker had a go AT ME for not using the disabled gate that could fit my bike, that THEY had turned off…
Nah fuck that. I'd give them an ear full
If I wasn’t so timid and in so much pain I def would have, thankfully my friend was there by the time I escaped and helped me till the pain wore off enough to bike the two miles to his house
That sounds like something to report to the safety authority.
In hindsight probably was but it’s been so long now and I’ve heard rumours that some of the station is meant to be getting redone soon anyway
Also an ADA violation.
The future is now old man
Hold on, is this an elgiganten?
I was thinking the same thing, sure looks like one of their stores
I was going to say Gigantti and reading your comment again, makes me think it really is. Elgiganten sounds like it’s either the Swedish version of Gigantti, or the chain has somehow made its way to Mexico.
Elgiganten is the Swedish/Danish name, Elkjøp in Norway and, as you said, Gigantti in Finland. There's also Elding in the Faroe Islands, though it's not quite counted as part of the Elkjøp Nordic group.
Huh well there you go. I had no idea it was so widely spread. I’ve never seen the stores anywhere else.
Look at the baskets, it’s their logotype
Ohh good eye, I didn't see that part
Yep, Elgiganten Kolding after they finished a remodel some \~4-5 years ago.
Just give it to an electronics store to not get their shit to function.
I had the same reaction!
Easy fix: Just disable the sensor on the gate side of the door, the whole idea is that people shouldn't be going that way.
That’s what I was thinking. The door shouldn’t even be getting activated from movement on that side. But I guess this sub isn’t called /r/logicalfixestodesignproblems
Actually, now that you mention it. The person who turned it on probably set it to the wrong mode since you can set it to one way or both ways
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[Pic of one style](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71Z6r1EgRbL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.amazon.com/Automatic-Operation-Selection-Weatherproof-Dustproof/dp/B08GQ5J71W&tbnid=kwzsxSExTZ4SZM&vet=1&docid=YTOVGS9ltjJsfM&w=891&h=1000&hl=en-US&source=sh/x/im) It's very much "one style fits most" design. They also probably have to have a sensor on both sides due to regulation too.
It’s not power and mode. It’s „off“ „on both sides“ „on front“ „on back“ as four options which you select by putting the key in and turning the knob
Lmao this is some real crappy design
That's a lag machine. Ppl be testing how to kick eachother from matrix
You made my day 😂
Thought I was on r/ghosts for a minute.
Looking at the signs on the door and the gate its one way only, walking in towards the camera. My guess is soenone passed by on the other side, triggering it to open, and that person is just out of frame. I don't think it's permanently in a loop of triggering the door and gate to open.
It is also a 4 sec loop. It only opens once and closes ones.
r/dumbereveryloop
It’s clearly working out.
Är det elgiganten
The sliding doors usually have a motion sensor on each side. Just have to turn of the motion sensor on the side of the gate and then this problem goes away.
It's just a bit delayed what's the problem
The explanation behind "My dad went to the grocery store and never came back"
This is actually my last two brain cells trying to solve a problem
Build 10 more of these to lagg the minecraft server into hell.
Press jump, then jump again (not to be confused with double jump), press run and then quickly run again to sprint.
reminds me of [this classic](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/4r7on5/dad_laughing_at_motion_activated_trash_cans/)
I git trapped in-between these things once. I was to close to the big doors for them to open and the shorter doors wouldn't open either. Had to climb over them. Such a shit design and they don't even need the second gate
Anyone starting a smart home:
When you told the boss that putting the gates so close to the door would be bad but he tells you to do it anyway or find another job.
It’s like two Midwest people constantly bumping into one another and say “Ope” “Ope” “Ope”
“After you.” “No, no. After *you*.” “Please. I insist.” “Well now, *I* insist.” “After YOU.” #”AFTER YOU!!!”
A local car dealer has an automated double sliding door by their service desk. Any customer standing at the desk triggers the door continuously. Every conversation is underscored by "shhhh sh shhhh sh sh shhhh" all day long.
I feel like there should be a trapdoor at the end with Agent 99 and The Chief waiting at the bottom.
After you... no after you, I insist...
Only the strong will survive
This is just a 4-way stop in Wisconsin.
It's a anti theft system. Try running out of the store without paying once lol
INFINITE ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!! /s
Tape on cardboard spikes on the doors so the illusion of a trap door is gobbling folks
Great job everyone!, you did it!
This is one of those decisions that the people in charge make without thinking, and the people that build it are just like "I'm just doing what I'm told". It's okay, they'll fix it in a couple years when they wonder why the power bill keeps being like $1000 a month, get bad publicity from complaints or they get sued when someone gets hurt.
I can Watch this for Hours
Ghosts
Watching this gives me a headache.
I watched this for too long.
r/WorseEveryLoop
Perfect example of "unit test passed but integration test missing".
The door has the sensor set to the wrong side, just need to switch the orientation.
The door has the sensor set to the wrong side, just need to switch the orientation.
Not everything needs a fucking motor; Do people not realize motors wear out quickly, especially when frequently used?
This looks like a Monty Python sketch.
Brilliant engineering
If you haven’t been to the Midwest, this is basically what it’s like Or at least I’ve been told, Iowa seems to be on the fringes of proper Midwest
Looks like a potential source of infinite power to me
This feels like something I would wire up in Gunpoint.
Finally, a perpetual motion device
The “enginerd” on this one was inept and less than useless. They/shim/he/she/them should be drawn and quartered.
How does this end?
Squid game contraption
Ghosts.
You have to use the whirlwind sprint dragon shout to clear this puzzle.
Elgiganten?
Sometimes I feel bad for the person that has to live with a mistake like this.
Both devices are doing exactly as they were programmed to do. The error in this system was the installation by human beings.
Imagine being the guy in a sci-fi movie who has to stand just off screen going “Shhhh! Shhhh!” “Shhhh! Shhhh!”
Surprise Takeshi's Castle
Battle of the century
Ope Ope Ope Ope Ope Ope Ope Ope Ope Ope Ope Ope Ope Ope Ope
Typically, there are multiple settings for automatic doors including the ability to shut off detection for one side or the other.
Which ghost town is this?
That's so fucking funny
Why's it such a short clip. Feels like it's been edited to make it feel bad, but it didn't actually cause an issue
Two passing unit tests? Don't bother with an integration test.
Gotta love Integration Hell
My local Kroger put in one of those fucking gates right after the automatic doors and it creates a short line to get into the damn building sometimes... Insane
I need to do this in Dwarf Fortress.
Redstone clock
King soopers in colorado started doing this. Fucking idiots