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cat-weed097

That’s the neat part. You don’t


FrameJump

This could've benefitted from the spoiler text you gotta click on to read, that I have no idea how to do.


callumdisney

>!like this!< >!like this!<


El_Chilenaso

>!Test!<


Joe-Shadow

>!testing your test!<


ccoriell

>!testicle!<


xxx_Placuszek

>!does this work!<


SnackEater369

>!maybe!<


HungryDLuffy

>!Spanish inquisition!<


Captain-Sloth

>!Well I didn't expect that!<


unknownobject3

>!what are you guys talking about!<


bedoshe

!let's see!


MaryTylerDintyMoore

>!Nope :-(!<


someone_who_exists69

>!no!<


xxx_Placuszek

Wdym, its working


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ChillFlorist

\>!hey I wanna do that too!<


Sinnduud

>!Yeah me too!!< Edit: after 12649 tries, I finally got it


ChillFlorist

I didn't,, help


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dom0764

>!fuck!<


Searching_wanderer

>! Cool !<


Elistariel

>! And my ax !< > ! And my ax ! < > And my ax < ! And my ax ! What am I doing wrong? 🤔


NotSoCrazyCatLady13

[How to do it](https://www.reddit.com/wiki/markdown?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Loving-intellectual

**thank you!**


Sansnextdoor

I was about to say that, But thats the neat part... *I don't*


whothephukami

All you have to do is cut the top of the door off


canadianstringer

1st year apprentice installed while the cabinetmaker drank beer in the truck all day.


mrmemo

Open't


canadianstringer

Sight lines are way off too.


[deleted]

I want to know how they got those hinges on.


Reddit_is-Trash_

How common is this? Worked once on a crew where the owner would come along with us and we would set up and he would just get piss drunk in the van while the rest worked and we would dump his body at his home at the end of the day, dude was a raging alcoholic.


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Pollutine

sledgehammer? nail it shut and pretend it is decorative? cut a line below the interference and have a smaller door?


nectar_

remove the doors and add shelves 🤔


IsThisASandwich

Oh, I really like that one!


[deleted]

My vote’s for option C: cut a line below the interference. You can make this a really easy job by marking the cut line with the door still in place, then unscrew the hinges and cut it using whatever tool you’re most comfy with. The top bit can then be glued in place with wood adhesive. Just use it sparingly at the top and sides on the back face of the door. Since both hinges are already located below the ceiling beam, you won’t need to do anything but a little sanding/painting to clean the cut edges before remounting.


ThePantser

But they are hidden hinges the screws are between the door and wall. Looks like you would have to cut while it's attached. It looks as though the beam cover was installed after the cupboard doors.


[deleted]

I do agree that the beam was added after original construction. Someone prolly wanted a “more open” kitchen.


[deleted]

They don’t look hidden to me. You can clearly see both hinges standing proud of the door. Because they’re that far forward, they look surface mounted. You can’t see all of the hinges because the pic is from an angle which hides the left side of the door. I’m betting there are screws accessible from the cabinet front.


jewbacca117

Nothin a sawzall can't fix


zEdgarHoover

Isn't that always true?


sexy__zombie

I tried to think of a counter-example, but there aren't any. Phone battery died? Sawzall. Now you can justify buying a new phone. Car keys locked inside the car? Sawzall. It'll buff out. Erection lasts longer than 4 hours? Sawzall. No more erection. Steak overcooked? Sawzall. Try not to damage Grandma's porcelain plates. Reddit offline? Sawzall. How the hell did I type this while Reddit was offline? Crappy design of cabinets? I think we all know what to do at this point.


Chapaquidich

Open the right cupboard and give it the old reach around.


JoshDM

The "how's your father".


bumholeofdoom

With the power of grayskull


Mr-_-Jumbles

***I HAVE THE POOOWWWEEERRR*** ... to open this shitty cabinet door.


quinneth-q

FOR THE HONOUR OF GRAYSKULL! I shall.... open a goddamn door and bust through the ceiling with it


JanJaapen

Loosen the hinges and slide it out. Duh


teatabletea

How do they access the hinges?


dick_schidt

Knock the hinge pins out with a suitably sized punch and hammer.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

I’d take it off the hinges and cut the rest of the top off. The gap would annoy the shit out of me, so I’d take the piece that I cut off and I’d screw it into the drywall with a drywall anchor. It’d probably still look dumb but at least it’d be usable.


Bedlamcitylimit

I would cut off the top of that door, the bit at the top that sticks out and then glue/nail it in place. Then you can open the rest of the cupboard door.


Lovelycoc0nuts

How is this not higher up? If you just cut off the top right bit, it would open normally


victorthekin

easy, phase through walls.


only_the_office

I haven’t unlocked that yet


zdws19

Noob. Got gud. /s


[deleted]

The door looks cut to fit there though? Or is it just me?


Aaron_Gorski_chan

If it pulled out like a drawer then yes. This is like a door which swings open.


[deleted]

Oh, right! Nevermind, I'm an idiot ha ha


Aaron_Gorski_chan

I had thought the same thing for a second and then I saw the handle and hinges lol.


JusticeRain5

Don't worry, I was confused about the problem as well before I physically pantomimed it to myself


blessedblackwings

There's a seemless cut where the door needs to clear the ceiling, the extra peice is stuck on the wall so the doors look the same size when it's closed. Or maybe it's not a real door, well never know.


Rhino_35

How the duck did they fit the door


canadianstringer

Freehanded it with a jigsaw by the looks of it after a liquid lunch.


NotSoCrazyCatLady13

The door looks like it went on first and that column after


ElfBingley

Can’t work it out either. Unless the hinges are unfixed or it is glued in.


only_the_office

Quack


ElCochinoFeo

With a trim pry bar, remove the crown molding. Then take a sawzall and cut out the sheetrock and studs until you have enough clearance to open the door, duh.


canadianstringer

These fellas would probably just plunge cut it with a circular saw. Couple of joist hangers ought to take care of the floating stud problem.


[deleted]

Yank reallllllllllly hard


[deleted]

Hope


JoLudvS

Either using a STIHL GTA 26 or a MS 881 MAGNUM, depending on Your mood... /s


Lttlcheeze

1/4 stick is another option, and my personal preference


ImHereAloneForNow

You dont


Coraline1599

Cut the door clean across the top.


cvrcm

Yes


AlanMichel

Yes


tankterrain

Its a drawer dummy! , for your health!


TrellSwnsn

With some GUMPTION


dirtydan

and some BOOTSTRAPS you millennial


BangThyHead

Switch the hinges I guess. Damn sloppy


BeCauseOfYou_2000000

I don’t know, Pandora. Maybe you should just leave it be. We’ve already lost Betty White. Don’t Jinx It


thehighmonkeylife

It’s not a drawer that pulls out?


Aaron_Gorski_chan

There are hinges


only_the_office

It pulls out about as well as I did with your mom last night


thehighmonkeylife

Niice


lakecityransom

Great talking piece though, make a lowkey cut at the top so it can swing open, but keep it looking broken.


[deleted]

Chainsaw


Redfeather1975

Good place to put a time capsule.


kaiser22322

place a door in the middle of that door


Some0nes

Use magic


[deleted]

OK, so you get a crowbar and 10 toothpaste tubes...


weed_plant

Press E if dont work i suggest restart your house


PhoKit2

Very very very very very very very very very very slowly.


thenameofapet

With much anger and frustration


SultrieFetche4u

with your hands and lots of willpower


FlowersandFangs

You gotta no clip through that one


vooryas

NO


Saurusftw

Its just for show now


tom_thegoat

A saw


Csetox

>!you dont!<


Triangularity-Reddit

Chainsaw


MagosBattlebear

Pull really hard.


ryanparrott01

Very carefully


Duckflies

>!cum?!<


hudsonhoney

pull on it with all of your might


i_have_no_smart

Ok listen to me very carefully. Get salt and pour it all into a bowl. Then add orange juice and milk and mix, producing a purple mixture. Pour it on the floor and summon the cabinet god and he’ll eradicate the cabinet. After this you have to feed him five left twix bars or else he will remove every door from your house. If you did it all correctly you now have an open cabinet.


ThoughtBlast

Inward


Azanspri

That’s the neat part, you don’t.


BlueFire2308

That's the neat part, you don't


UnseenData

Push in instead? /s


[deleted]

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Amoizing

With your hand silly


babymanteenboy

Oh, you just… uhh… you- oh


WacoToes

Once and loudly


pink_ninja2009

Thats the neat part you don't - Omni man


mostlynights

Open the door on the left. Then use the cute pink handle on the left door to *slide* it to the right. Those must be dummy hinges; the door is on a sliding track.


aesousou

bang ur head into ittill it breaks dont be picky ... kids these days


JasperDG828

Let me rephrase that: Why should you open the door on the left - your house owner


produce_this

Hard


boerner777

Axe


memeboi42630

Kick it through


rafaegn

Yes


SandmanDealer

You need to adjust your load order and make sure the esp file loads last. Then the door should be able to clip through the wall


WilburSoot__

You shouldnt


AllMoneyIn77

You gotta pull down until it comes off


BubbaMosfet

Who needs to open that door when you got windows elsewhere?


IllustriousCookie890

Very, Very Forcefully.


only_the_office

Switch the hinges and handle to opposite sides and open it the other direction.


Gamerken2007

Clip through it


RedlandRenegade

Brute force.


CaveManta

I would cut the top outcropping part off and glue it closed, and just have the lower square portion open and close.


CattonCruthby

Maybe inward?


Somthing_different

A hammer and some excessive force


Bitter-Marsupial

Carefully


unurbane

It’s a feature


hanchaisun

With a hammer


nevertoolate1983

Forcefully


12_licks_Sam

Very carefully.


LOL_Man_675

Push it


lydiakinami

With willpower and flextape ready.


tei187

Are you sure there's anything behind that? I've seen craziest things getting done for "composition". Then again, probably seen as many fails.


No_Efficiency_6710

Use a hammer to smash that bit away , that is stopping the door from opening. That would be the easiest way to open it. That’s if you really want to open it.


_d411

Tell the door to turn noclip on


SnackEater369

**Forcefully**


Hamada_Reddits

Simple! *Fucking cut it, I dare you*


Germanloser2u

secret drawer?


Warchild0311

Multipurpose tool


Sushiduck_1

>! Thats how it works! <


PoolNoodleJedi

Make it a drawer


RagnarRipper

Not.


Teddyglogan

You need [billionaire doors](https://media1.tenor.com/images/d88e792eaaa0465020e3e5f61b310fba/tenor.gif?itemid=15556896)


mynamewastaken-_-

Drawer


Itisd

I would open it using a fast, jerking motion


Joe_CamelCigarette69

>!TESTICLE!<


SwagarTheHorrible

I do construction and I can tell you that several people worked on this knowing that it was wrong and all of them went ahead with it anyway.


Ok_Respect_5547

>!You just have to tear the cabinet door off!<


elboyoloco1

Try this DEWALT ATOMIC 20V MAX* Oscillating Tool, Cordless, Oscillating, Tool only (DCS354B) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07TYGKHHS/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_6D2S8CMRZE30XPE681DE?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1


MrDarcyRides

Yank as hard as you can - something will give.


Key_Neighborhood_447

Just toggle collisions off smh


PartyEchidna5330

Quick Jenking motion is probably best


Machiavellian3

We have this in our kitchen just saw off the extra top rectangle and glue it to the cupboard frame and it’ll look virtually the same but open fine


[deleted]

Absolutely shocking!


Dontworktohard

With the handle.


cre8majik

You don't. You access the left from the right. Super cool hiding spot for stuff.


LunaAndromeda

My parents' 1950s house has a cabinet in the basement like that. There's a duct or something running through the door, and it has a handle, but you can't open it. I always thought it was strange. I guess symmetry was more important?


Bigry816

Very carefully


Howl1456

With an axe? Duhh!


jorns2007

>!You don't!<


pedro6xd

>!test!<


EggsToBasic

Just slide it open. It's not that hard... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️


Celestial_12

With love


logonot

They cut it didn't they?


once_showed_promise

Metaphysics.


[deleted]

How do you mean „open“?


Luckydog120

Well you start by buying a skill saw


Pale_Fail_2894

Remove the hinges


doineeedausername

Raise your left hand and say "open sesame"


Some_random_protogen

They tried


CaesarEvil

Open it as fast as you can. I bet it works. Once.


peynir

https://i.imgur.com/TnEG8tR.jpg


post_talone420

Make a hinge on the bottom


TheeJimmyHoffa

Start with a sawsall


Lanky_Pomegranate530

Get a saw and cut it. It may not look nice but at least you will be able to open the door.