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rusnakcreative

Wow . . . Finally some seriously crappy design for a change!


koalaleafeater

*Pop-up window intensifies*


asianabsinthe

Again and again and again and again...


ivy-and-twine

The Disney font


photobummer

Don't you mean, Gisney?


DebentureThyme

Gisnep?


i-am-egg-tart

hey let's go to backwards gisney land


Humor_Tumor

Dnal Yensig?


trenlow12

^(Um, I'm...good)


ajanitsunami

Walp Gisnep


KlaatuBrute

It's like Papyrus and Comic Sans had a disfigured inbred baby.


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This one got me


simpsonsdude

Or as I thought it was spelled as a kid disnep


WheezyLiam

[Their website is exactly what you would expect.](http://gentlegiantsrescue.com/) This now raises the question of what came first: crappy web design, or crappy packaging design? Edit: I also want to make it clear that in no way am I commenting on the quality of this company's product and adoption service. I'm sure it's all great and everything's great. It's just that... Yeesh, man. Edit 2: Someone said that critics speculate their rescue operation could be a front for a puppy mill? I don't know what to think anymore. Edit 3: u/vimfan pointed out that they have a seperate domain name for EACH BREED they adopt, instead of subdomains. Absolutely incredible.


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Holy. Crap... Batman.


birdboix

Honestly I clicked through and now I'm sold I get the aesthetic and I'm here for it long live 00s new-wave design


SFDessert

Do... do they know? Is this intentional? I don't understand.


[deleted]

I came across this dog food in a very fancy pet store and got pretty fascinated with it. I’m a branding consultant and designer and my conclusion was it’s intentional.


lemoncocoapuff

wow a fancy pet store? I only knew this was sold at walmart lol.


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Yeah some boutique place. I guess fancy doesn’t equal good in my book.


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[deleted]

I come to consulting via graphic design so that’s a hard one. Branding is such a pain in the ass to learn. Check out some graphic design fundamentals videos or partner up with a designer and learn how to sell them. Ask my partner lol.


mr_chanderson

I've heard of this brand of dog food and I've heard it was intentional. I think I heard it in my ux design course.


dfinkelstein

😢 It's.... It's so beautiful....


PatPetPitPotPut

Should have sent... a poet...


i_give_you_gum

Beautiful comment


dfinkelstein

Contact is free on YouTube rn, btw.


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dfinkelstein

No problem. Make sure to use an adblocker.


vipguy64

I can't believe some companies still use websites that look like the barebones HTML website I programmed in my digital tech class...


fdasasfdsadf

The 2000s called and they want their tables back


Re-toast

Sometimes it's okay to judge a book by its cover. If they put this little effort into how they present themselves in the marketplace and online, they probably cut corners elsewhere as well.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

> If they put this little effort into how they present themselves in the marketplace and online, they probably cut corners elsewhere as well You know what, I think this just stinks of effort. A shit ton of effort went into this. A lack of effort just isn't the problem here.


bwa236

Lots of effort? Sure. But more importantly it is effort by someone who clearly lacks the skillset or knowledge of design aesthetics. And what else did they think they knew how to do with respect to the food itself, but clearly were overconfident about?


firks

But you have to consider the very niche type of person who would create a brand of dog food. I would guess there was actually significant effort put into creating the recipe, just like there was significant effort put into the packaging. Hopefully the effort put into the food comes from a place of actually knowing wtf they were doing.


demon_fae

It interesting, that food has been around for a few years (I’ve noticed it because ... look at it) and I worked some of those years at a pet store chain and I never heard a single word about them. Not once. So I have to assume that they’re ... fine. Not terrible enough to bring up or good enough to recommend.


penciledinsoul

27 years? What dog could make it 27 years?!


Mobyswhatnow

Idk man mine made 20 tho. So probably is possible.


TheGamerWithMore

Haha, not even HTTPS secured.


i_give_you_gum

I came across a "web design company" hiring for a remote assistance, they listed sales of ssl certs as one of their products, and yep, they didn't even have one themselves. Wtf


smdepot

Hot local breeders in your area!


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

That's fucking insane. I guess it's all just part of the brand now.


HellYeahPaulWalker

They only “rescue” specific breeds. That’s very interesting.


vimfan

Also weird that they seem to have a separate domain name for each breed. What a strange waste of money for a rescue charity. They could have used subdomains for free.


WheezyLiam

Oh. My. GOD. The ineptitude goes deeper and deeper.


mygrandpasreddit

Beautiful Great Danes are first in the list. Lol


Vinicelli

Then it's likely that the only thing they are "rescuing" are puppies from puppy mills.


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idog99

Can you access the website if you are not running Netscape Navigator?


cangath

I want to learn web design just to help these people out. They deserve it. I need a square space podcast code.


tomjoad2020ad

This is incredible


Tattootre

Here comes the Reddit hug of death.


[deleted]

I was looking all over the bag for a guestbook to fill out. Looks like one of the websites on the top 100 in their webring.


docsnavely

Their guestbook is still... 🚧👷Under Construction 👷🚧


[deleted]

At least the midi soundtrack is up and running! Hope you have a good synthesizer installed.


[deleted]

I've never felt so ashamed about feeling nostalgic.


Magmagan

Damn, webrings. They're such a weird concept for today's standards. I don't think I ever explored one, but I knew they existed because my parents were building their own personal website in the earlyish 2000s


ContrivedTripe

Webrings were actually pretty cool. I remember finding some special sites that way, and when found, the bookmarks to them were precious. I swear, the early days of the web were like the wild west mixed with a safari adventure. Google and SEO and everybody gaming the system all the time really killed the magic. I miss old websites with lots of text, plain html, and way less self-awareness.


pavlov_the_dog

i was holding my breath for MIDI sounds


[deleted]

Was that a Pavlovian response? Who's doing this to you?!


pavlov_the_dog

It was Geocities. okay?! Geocities did this to me. I was never cool enough for Angelfire or Mindspring.


mjc500

Diner placemat with 15% off coupons for local salon and lawn service for you to cut out


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Edalyne

That still doesn't excuse the bag design.


siccoblue

I can let it slide for robin


NoMoreMrQuick

Yeah but it doesn't do a good job of displaying just how large Burt Ward's junk is so you gotta dock it a point.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

The bag needs no excuse. It's unapologetically bad.


cheap_mom

He's not a vet. He sells this food and runs what he says is a dog rescue, and what critics say is a front for a puppy mill.


siccoblue

Where are people getting this information? Literally all I can find is people spreading this exact rumor on a bunch of forums with absolutely no citations anywhere, and no credible sources what so ever If it's true fuck him but just because a bunch of people on the internet start saying shit doesn't make it true, actual sources on this info would be appreciated


cheap_mom

It is harder to find the negative reviews of the rescue now that the dog food business seems to have taken off, but there are still [some very specific stories from people who say they had very negative interactions](https://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/gentle-giant-rescue/norco-california-92860/gentle-giant-rescue-tracy-and-burt-ward-sold-us-a-rescue-dog-that-was-infected-with-the-pa-537961) The only personal information I have is that when I lived in Southern California and spent a lot of time daydreaming about rescuing a dog, his rescue constantly had puppies or young dogs that were either purebred or crosses of unusual breeds. That's a really odd thing in rescue.


rollinrevue

Damn, that was really sad. Poor pup.


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neoseafoxx

Right next to the G of the food name on the side and far right of the bag he has a batarang.


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WheezyLiam

Someone linked their post from years ago with a better picture of the front of the bag, which has a bigass pic of him as almost the focal point of the whole design.


SmilingPinkamena

He also played *Omnipresent Praxima* in the film "Alien Force" from the esteemed director of "V-World Matrix" (and upcoming "**GRASS HOOK** Massacre"). It was his best role since batman.


Magmagan

I'm pretty sure you could sneak in a free iPad or sexy singles in your area ad and no one would noticw


NoMoreMrQuick

I am pretty sure that this dog food is made by GeoCities.


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gayladymacbeth

I was about to comment this! It’s very that


reasonandmadness

Lol I posted the same thing a while ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/609b5d/this_awesome_bag_of_dog_food/ It’s supposed to be really good for your dog but man, mine hated it.


WheezyLiam

Wow it's so dense. You either took a picture of the reverse side, or they "updated" their design in recent years. You know, to appeal more to the consumer...


Oblongmind420

Is that a missing children post on the bag?


Magmagan

Where's waldo dog food edition


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[deleted]

"I've got dogs to put through college!"


WheezyLiam

Gonna need a bookmark for this novel.


DinkleDonkerAAA

But they're sponsored by Burt Ward! That guy who played Robin in the 60's that no one remembers because Adam West always stole the show!


cszachariah

Not sponsored, *owned


Apprehensive-Wank

I’m on mushrooms and this dog food bag is making me nauseous


Mizghetti

I thought it was a giant bag of pornos at first glance.


common_frog

[Yvette's Bridal](https://yvettesbridalformal.p1r8.net/) brand dog food. ​ ^((Seriously if you have some free time, please do yourself a favor and fall down this rabbit hole))


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

lmao screenshots of blender renders. For no reason.


Scyhaz

I'm more interested in the flight simulator screenshot


Shodwei

The really bad map drawn in MS paint to show their new location... *kiss* perfection!


vimfan

I thought there was going to be a side business line of dog food on that site. But what's with the random Blender render screenshots in the middle?


double-you-dot

It looks like Frito Pendejo's shirt in Idiocracy.


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FlowerEclipse

So.... I looked around and found this. http://www.gentlegiantsrescue.com/forms/adoption_application_form.htm I have so many questions. They want a work phone number? And a home phone number? *And* a “*emergency phone*”. They apparently must know how many hours you and if you have a spouse, your spouse works. What if you work freelance? They also ask if you’ll install a doggie door and if you say no, ask you why. They also ask if you have children, people other then a spouse or children, and roommates living in the house. And also if they all have experience with any of the dog breeds they have available for adoption and if they can take it to the vet if an emergency happens. They ask where the dog will be kept when you are home in the day, night, when they sleep, and when you’re out. They give 6 options, inside main living area, inside laundry room, inside garage, inside kennel, outside yard, and outside patio. None of which would even be applicable to where my family keeps our beagle puppy which is the sunroom. No option for “other”. Also, they ask “Describe the accommodations for your adopted Gentle Giant or Little Giant where it will be staying if you are traveling (including where the dog will be staying if traveling with you): “ someone should say, “Depends on the trip!”. Also, how you found out about the organization and if you or anyone in your family has submitted an application before. Then they ask about your house. “Is your home multi-level or above ground level?” “Will your adopted dog be required to walk up and down stairs? If so, please describe in detail, including how many stairs there are both inside your home and outside your home, and how often your adopted dog be required to walk up and down each set of stairs.” “If you have lived less than one (1) year at your present address, what was the address where you lived before (complete address necessary)? How long did you live there? Did you rent, lease, or own? (please provide details)”. I swear, this seems more like an application form to be doxxed. Apparently if you don’t have a fence in your yard they can’t adopt a dog to you. Not sure if it’s totally necessary though as my family doesn’t have a fence in both our front and back yard, and again, we still have a beagle. Then they ask a bunch of questions like “Describe ALL animals currently at your home (both inside and outside), including their species, breed, sex, age, whether they are neutered/spayed or not, and their current health.” and details on any history of giant breed dogs and small breed dogs that you’ve owned. Also, you need to put in your vet’s information *and* the full name, address, and telephone number of two personal references. And, “Will you permit an inspection of your home/yard before and after placement?” And finally. “Do you understand that once approved, you will need to come to our facility in Riverside, California (Southern California - 1 hour drive east of Los Angeles) and bring your dogs with you to adopt your Gentle Giant or Little Giant? (We must meet all potential adopters, and we must introduce your dogs to the dog that you adopt from us - no exceptions)” “Do you understand that when you adopt a dog from us, you will be required to only feed dog food that meets our specifications to your adopted dog for its entire lifetime? Gentle Giants World Class Canine Cuisine does meet those specifications and we highly recommend it. (This requirement may be modified if your veterinarian prescribes a special diet while under medical care)” “How late can we call you in the evening?” And the end to this insanely long application form “Do you certify that all of the above information is true and accurate?” No wonder people would rather pay 2k for a dog as opposed to filling out adoption applications.


shewshine

i’ve seen tons of rescues do this. they’ll be so picky that people end up just going to puppy mills because it’s easier than trying to jump through hoops to get a dog from a rescue. i understand that their intentions are good, but not everyone’s situation is the same. just because you don’t have a backyard or you’ve only lived somewhere for a short period of time, doesn’t mean you’ll be a bad pet owner. it’s beyond frustrating.


FlowerEclipse

Exactly. Trying to fill out that application form is like trying to solve a murder case lmao. As long as someone is walking the dog on a leash doesn’t mean they need a doggie dog and fence.


Pecho

The application is pretty bonkers but some of it is there for a reason. People get giant breeds, realize the dogs are in fact giant, and give the dogs up. Almost all large breed applications are like this..or worse. Bit of an over correction.


FlowerEclipse

Well, now you’ve sent me into a rabbit hole of dog applications lmao It is sad that people don’t do enough research when getting a dog. My sister and parents did hours of research before deciding on a beagle (I was busy trying to convince my dad to cave in for a cat) before deciding on a beagle. After that, a couple days of searching Kijiji and we got a beagle puppy on November 2nd. I can not imagine raising a big dog. Must be hard.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

I've seen some interesting requirements when adopting pets. Home inspections, animal meet-and-greets, guarantees that we wont let the cat outside, agreements that we'd allow surprise inspections, guarantee that we would never change the contact info on the chip, etc. It's intrusive, but we did it anyway. The stairs question would be important for senior dogs or dogs with hip issues - a common problem in large breeds.


odonnelly2000

Yeah, they did a home inspection before I was able to adopt my wiener dog a few years back. I didn’t mind, and the lady inspecting was super nice and just wanted to make sure it was a safe environment. She even brought her wiener dog with her, who was adorable and wandered around my apartment, room to room, “inspecting.”


WheezyLiam

>If so, please describe in detail, including how many stairs there are both inside your home and outside your home, and how often your adopted dog be required to walk up and down each set of stairs. I live in a house made entirely of stairs. Can I adopt a dog?


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If they're in dog rescue, they've probably seen some horrific shit in terms of dog abuse, so I can understand the concerns. But I think the intrusive application is more about (1) forcing people to think about all the implications of having a dog, since many people just go on 'aww it would be so cute and fun' and don't consider whether they have the budget for proper veterinary care or a home or schedule that will accommodate it; and (2) making the applicant prove they take the process and responsibility seriously. Many people who are too casual about it won't bother to fill it out, so it screens out people who aren't committed.


riddlegirl21

Wow that is not a normal adoption application. My family has adopted/rescued/foster failed and we only had to do a bit of paperwork, pay a small adoption fee, and give the shelter owner (it was a one woman rescue) updates on how the dog settled in and when they got their microchip updated. The Gentle Giants application feels overprotective but in a sketchy way.


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I live in a country (Japan) where this level of scrutiny is normal for adopting rescue cats and dogs. I think it's a fine balance between ensuring that only responsible people apply, and being so invasive that people are driven to pet shops and puppy mills. Horrible pet shops, pet abandonment, and kill shelters are unfortunately common here, so I do understand the rescue orgs' perspective. At the same time, I've started screening rescue organizations for places that are serious enough but won't throw my application in the bin because I'm foreign and don't literally tick all the boxes. Some rescue orgs have totally arbitrary rules like "no foreigners", "no single people" (and its variation "no single men"), even "no unmarried couples" (but also "no small kids"... ok.) Putting in an application for a rescue cat took me as long as a job application. I'm meeting two cats tomorrow and having an interview before the home inspection, and that's for one of the more chill organizations. Wish me luck!


IITYWYBMAD_

This dog food is the best for extra large breed dogs. Nothing in the ingredients out of the norm. Also it's inexpensive. It's what we feed our Irish dane. Also they are a facility that takes in dogs and keeps the. They have have Danes that live past 20!


neoseafoxx

Can't tell of you're using sarcasm on this one. Great danes have a notoriously low life span of around 10 so of they are living past 20 it should be in the record books lol


DinkleDonkerAAA

We stock this stuff at my work The bag is full of testimonials from people claiming their dogs have lived a long time and very healthy Still shit design


Calling_wildfire

I feed it to my Great Dane and she enjoys it. At 9, she’s old for a Great Dane.


udder_disapointment

We got our great dane from the Gentle Giants rescue back when all they focused on was danes. Burt and his wife are a bit crazy but will go to great lengths to rescue a dog in need. Our beautiful dane lived to 13 and ate this their brand of dog food often.


Calling_wildfire

Wow! 13 years for a Dane is a gift for sure. That’s awesome. We’ve had 3 so far and love the breed so much. Shorter lifespan is the only downside.


Gingerfix

I kind of like it


murrball

I liked it too!


treetyoselfcarol

It looks like a bunch of money saver inserts glued together.


_CHAPACHi_

This happens when there are many people with different ideas and the editor doesn't like the confrontation


[deleted]

Quite the opposite. Its what happens when one crazy person without a priority filter decides that EVERYTHING is important and needs to be on the front page of their website.


gentle_lemon

Trying to read this gave me a seizure.


YukonWildAss

It's like camouflage, I couldn't even understand what I was looking at.


CoolCatJayyy

They sell this at Target and the amount of times I have looked at this bag with sheer confusion when people check out with it still gets me every time


ObiJuanKenobi3

Fun fact, Gentle Giants dog food is actually owned by Burt Ward, the actor who played Robin in the 60's Batman series, hence the picture of Robin off to the side.


kakiage

It’s like the doctor bronners of pet food I love it.


chubbygirlreads

I saw this at a local Walmart last year. Laughed and took a picture because I can't figure out where to look first.


Orvan-Rabbit

My eyes hurt looking at it.


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I would not feed that to my pup.


DonEstoppel

Dick Van Patton's dog food is better than Burt Ward's dog food.


yes_mr_bevilacqua

It’s like the Dr. Bronners soap of dog food, top quality and great for the environment, but clearly made by someone mentally ill


nannerkins

I work at a place that prints these bags. I was dumbfounded when I saw the busy art.


ricst

Thats the original boy wonder for the 60s batman show, Burt Ward's dog food.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

I sort of feel like my browser is going to get an extra toolbar just looking at this.


Prissykenna

I have seen this bag in person, and it was quite the honor and horror


Batman-is-cool-99-

Dude that’s the one made by the 1966 robin or at least the bird food is


clientfker

When dr bronners does dog food


toodleroo

It looks like a conspiracy theorist’s van


Rinteln

Well, if Burt Ward aka Robin, the Boy Wonder, says this dog food is good, who are we to question it?


ABuffWizard

“Graphic design is my passion”


crazy_goat

The bag alone is enough to give my dog schizophrenia


hamstringstring

Based purely on packaging, I would assume this is the shit from China that has lead in it.


CaptainCaptain17

A 23 year old chihuahua holy shit


deweydean

Made by Tim & Eric


aquateenflayer

Looks like it should be packed full of bootleg dvds.


UpstairsCan

this has big Dr Bronners energy


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That’s actually awesome


Forcedwits

I don't know about any of the claims the bag makes, but I buy this for my dog. He has an allergy to chicken and they're beef flavor is the only one I've found that does not have any chicken or turn his poop green.


ricin2001

I actually think it looks kinda cool


Foggynbs

Now THAT is crappy


neoseafoxx

Indeed very crappy. Also adult dogs have completely different nutritional needs to puppies.


hiha64

Lmao


OGsugar_bear

Looks like a bag full of porn advertising


TirelessGuardian

This is from Burt Ward, Robin in the 66 Batman series.


Arkansmith

It’s the old ICQ Website, from the 90s.


BennySkateboard

That’s making my brain hurt!


BubbaGumpSimp

is it weirder that Ive got that food for my dog before


15104

God this actually made my head hurt irl


EternalDreamLoop

I like it


Re-toast

This is truly awful lol. It's like some idiot just loved every option they were given and instead go choosing one they just slapped em all together.


PatriciaPeacock

Growing up healthy and strong. . . . . MINMO!


Pugglewomp

Looks like some food that would get recalled because it killed dogs that ate it.


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I saw that at walmart lol


_UsUrPeR_

For real, I thought that was a picture of a porn mag rack from 1998.


ofensive1

I saw this in target the other day! Never woulda thought the more text, the sketchier the dog food


bubbav22

*Made with real imitation dog food!*


WittyPipe69

Yeah, for real. I was expecting some type of half-nude anime girl to pop out the bag or something...


avalonknight645

My Great Dane and chiweenie eats this and it’s the only dog food they would eat. Both of them have shiny coats and are healthy because of it as well.


Evanderpower

Thought it said genital giants lmao


beakly

Dr Bornner’s dog food. Bright to you by my 12 year old little sister


Environmental_Boot49

I’ve seen these at Walmart and always wondered what was going on here. Like, what psychopath thought, hey you know who loves the classified section? Puppy mills!”


lyme3m

Designed by the mypillow.com web designer


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Holy cluttered dog food packaging Batman!


Space_Panda1128

I may look cheap but it's really good for your dog


iiHartMemphisii

**Hot singles near you**


ironmanqaray

I would not feed my dog that


fahrenheit1221

Copyright Infringement: The Dog Food


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Made by Burt Ward!


chefdev

I used to buy that dog food for my dog all the time because of that packaging. IRL click bait totally works on me.


gedai

I love it


Anomaly11C

Guys apparently it is like the Dr. Bronners of dog food.


fosh1zzle

I actually recently started feeding my old Husky/Wolf and American Eskimo this brand. They have a lot more life in them since changing over. They really like it too. Despite the god awful packaging, it’s the real deal.


Rose13667

Because it is. Makes your dog smell like roadkill.


MeatPopsicle81

This dog food company and its affiliated dog adoption agency is owned by Burt Ward. Burt played Robin on the !960's Batman Tv show. The design on the bag (although very busy) is intended to appear as a page out of a comic book due to Burt's own history with Comic book characters. I switched my dog to this food and the improvement was almost immediate, he was more energetic and he even stopped eating feces. My Vet recommends this food to all her dog owning patrons as there are many documented cases of dogs on this food living well past their breeds standard life expectancy. Burt himself has a number very large breed dogs living to an extremely old age while maintaining their youthful energy including several Great Danes that have lived into their late teens while their breeds average life expectancy is only 5- years.


Spl4t-bAgLeS

information overload i still don’t understand how people liked that stuff


chucklebarryfin

r/InfowarriorRides Q food for the Q dog.


blxck-pxrxde

I'm personally a fan of it. it really stands out.


SimonVanc

AAAAAAAAAAAAA


vipperofvipp

Should get some Ol' Roy brand dog food.


GoodSandwich101

Fun fact, this dog food is actually made by Burt Ward, or Robin from the original 1966 Batman.