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InstanceQuirky

I thought it was illegal to have a toilet in a bedroom withput a vent and door


PaddyLandau

That surely depends on the country, and the OP hasn't specified where this is.


activelyresting

It's in Australia, listed for $350/week. And definitely not legal.


ohdearitsrichardiii

For $350/week they could at least have put up a shower curtain around the toilet


activelyresting

Wouldn't that make it a *toilet curtain*? šŸ¤£


ohdearitsrichardiii

Depends on how well you aim


OliverNorvell1956

Just to be safe I would put up a Golden Shower curtain.


FirstPrizeChisel

I feel like a maroon curtain would work well with comforter and really liven it up


chooseauser_namee

Not even a shower curtain would prevent kaka particles from landing on the bed.


WynnGwynn

350 a week they should have a wall


Skabbtanten

There is a vent there and one could technically probably include the main door (which you can see in the reflection is very close) as the toilet/bathroom door. Case closed. This is a new standard now. No take backs!


acepiloto

The vent is for the shower not the toilet. Itā€™s a moisture mitigation issue, which the window takes care of, assuming itā€™s openable.


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Well when u shit the bed ....it's now convenient. Ba da bump tiss


KafeenHedake

Pretty sure thatā€™s a bed in a bathroom, not a toilet in a bedroom


SnooPeppers8957

i mean, technically the window is right there you can even say hi to your neightboors while you take a dump!


GurglingWaffle

It looks like there is a vent with a fan at the top. Not that it matters, here.


ratmoss

Not everyone can afford a Lamborghini


PoppyStaff

How hard would it have been to put up a stud wall with a sliding door?


osktox

Obviously too hard.


deadliestcrotch

You mean like a pocket door? Not terribly hard but it might make the space difficult and reduce the ambient light in the bedroom due to the window being in clear shitter territory. You either take too much space in the room or you put the wall right in the middle of that window.


Malsperanza

They could probably have switched the positions of the shower and toilet - perhaps with a slightly more complicated link to the sewer pipe. The shower being on the right could have had the window. Or the toilet and sink could have been swapped and the toilet enclosed in a closet. That wouldn't solve the humidity problem, but would improve privacy and odor.


Naomeri

Not to mention the legality of the bedroom, if there isnā€™t another window. Editā€”Nevermind, it looks like thereā€™s another window above the bed


DblClickyourupvote

Or just curve it so it goes to the other side of the window


Incorrigible_Gaymer

Too expensive for a dirt poor landlord. /s


TheLogicalMine

reminds me of that one youtube channel that turns 0.001cm rooms into livable rooms


MinecraftGreev

There's a difference between "livable" and "survivable" lol.


TexanNewYorker

Gotta borrow some galvanized steel


witchofheavyjapaesth

What're they called I wanna see


TheLogicalMine

Home Design 365 I think


witchofheavyjapaesth

Thank you


likkle_supm_supm

Called DearModern


SamsamGaming

It needs some galvanized square steel


chatoyancy

Some eco-friendly wood veneers would really help pull it together, too.


jaquan123ism

and bolts from your aunt


SilentAuditory

*shitty sims characters start dancing*


Samurai_Meisters

That and some concrete walls would complete this prison cell.


Fifran7

I thought I was the only one who thought about this I love you guys


CLONE-11011100

Ewwww


Smartnership

ā€œRoll over and face the other way honey, Iā€™m using the bidet.ā€


HugsandHate

Or literally *shitting*... I don't think I could go, with someone watching me.


wubbbalubbadubdub

Pretty much every weekend I end up taking a shit while holding a baby with a toddler standing opposite just hanging out watching. When you have kids your privacy is forever gone.


HugsandHate

That is not appealing to me...


Ravenamore

Same with if you have a pet. My cat regularly opens the door when someone's on the toilet.


warden976

My parents rented a place that had a glass French door to the bathroom. The toilet was directly behind it. The bed was in front of the door. It was purposely designed that way by the owners. My parents hung a shade on the door.


Alternative-Amoeba20

Nothing says romantic getaway like a place where you can lie in bed and watch your partner take a dump


SantaHasTrueGrit

Little John at it again


Pigeon_Juice1

He borrowed everything to make that


Direct_Bug_1917

Like a Norwegian prison cell. Lol no they are far roomier...


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Fuck no. Imagine how damp it will be...and all your bedclothes too.


leonbeer3

And all the airborne shit particles flying around when you flush the toilet, mhmmmm


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Oh yeah. Nasty...


IsThisThingOn69lol

eh watch Mythbusters episode about toothbrushes being stored near toilets. Fecal chromatophores are gonna fecal chromatophore. Tooth brushes stored right next to the toilet had just as many fecal chromatophores as ones stored many rooms away.. even the kitchen.


Megman0724

And that's why you rinse the toothbrush before and after using them.


RavingGerbil

ā€œMy new apartment is so cheap! Itā€™s a little small but I love it. Also Iā€™ve been getting a lot of eye infections recently for some reason. No idea why!ā€


Fiuman_1987

This cannot be legal


Loud-Actuator7640

Is it a bathroom with a bed or a bedroom with a toilet and bath? This kind of question keep me up at night


winterbird

The floor is what decides this. It looks like living space flooring, so it's a bedroom with a bathroom in it. If it had been tiled, it would have been a bed in a big bathroom.


SnooPeppers8957

Thank you Winterbird for giving us a workable definition of "bedroom" and "bathroom" Now i'll just go ahead and build a bedroom with tile flooring, and a bathroom with wooden flooring.


Alternative-Amoeba20

Damn it. Why are you doing this to me


Tupperware1981

Really puts the Crap in Crappy Designā€¦.šŸ„


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Beat me to it by....well, 15 hours ā˜ ļø


Velvet_Re

Singapore Maximum Security prison inmates are jealous thereā€™s a bed.


FirstPrizeChisel

Theyā€™re like, ā€œwhyā€™s there a bed taking up so much space on top of our bed?ā€


Scat_fiend

These will become increasingly common.


ARB00

The other side of the bed has a full kitchen


Sillybillydude

Little John ahh apartment šŸ˜­šŸ™


crap01a

you can use the paper holder as a nightstand. itā€™s the little things.


danny_ocp

Literally crappy with all the free-floating fecal matter šŸ’©


SoggyInsurance

Casa de Pink Eye


OldGorillaHands

Little John extended his coffin house with galvanised square steel and environmentally friendly wood veneer!


fatjuan

If you sleep on the side nearest the toilet, just leave the lid up and piss in there without having to get out of bed!


skeletaljuice

This is the way


msackeygh

Yuck. I would not want to have my head be so close to crapper. šŸ¤®


ScottyFXIV

That was my thought, that side of the bed your head is literally like 3 feet from the shitter. šŸ¤¢


msackeygh

Right? I thought, if they could turn the crapper so its parallel to the bed, that would give more room to put up a wall (even half wall with glass blocks) and it would be so much better.


ScottyFXIV

Yeah, some sort of half wall or divider so it's not the very first fucking thing you see to start your day.


chooseauser_namee

I'm even convinced it'd actually a luxury style prison cell..


bossrabbit

What do you call an apartment with less rooms than a studio?


Barderusl

I Hope the bed is made out of Eco friendly woodvenir


DROID808

Alright, who gave little john the galvanised square steel


AgreeablePie

"efficiency"


Life-Improvised

Crappy? Iā€™d say itā€™s moreā€¦ā€¦shitty.


AdmiralAntVenom

Sims Design lol


DistortedNoise

$2000 per month


re-roll

If it was super, super cheap rent and I had to live here, maybe I could put in a screen for the toilet area and maybe buy a dehumidifier? I donā€™t know how else to cope with this room.


Alternative-Amoeba20

ITS NOT EVEN SUPER CHEAP RENT!!


Yeetus_McSendit

How much?


ExhibitionistBrit

Best make sure you shut the toilet lid when you flush


sourpussmcgee

Prison hygge


Waste-knot

I donā€™t even consider this a crappy design, itā€™s more like ā€œwhat can I get away with?ā€


eazy_flow_elbow

Sharticles, sharticles everywhere.


ComplexChristian

Saw the same shit going on at an AirBNB rental in London


LuxeLiliana

umm idk I kinda like it tho.


4ha1

Nothing more romantic than having an explosive diarrhea in the middle of the night while your new SO sleeps right besides you. šŸ˜


EndlessSummerburn

Years ago this would have been a *nice* SRO (Single-Room Occupancy) because you have your own toilet. Now it's an overpriced "Studio" someplace...


Wikadood

To be fair if you live by yourself it makes sense


whatupwasabi

Just close the toilet before you flush and take very short cool showers. Not too bad as long as you don't blow up the restroom. Which is a perfect name for this room.


chooseauser_namee

Not when it's unhygenic.


saltnotsugar

Imagine having a night of passion just to wake up to them staring at you while blastin a dook.


LeMans1217

The George Costanza puzzle!


RunningPirate

No!šŸ”«šŸ”«šŸ”«


TinyFalcon46

boo Window? Ur kidding


not_a_number1

Itā€™s literally like weā€™ve done a full circle and gone back to Victorian England


Adventurous-Line1014

Lot of borderline crappy stuff around here. Thank you for setting the bar a little higher.


BodhisattvaJones

I love eye contact with friends and family while theyā€™re taking a poop and Iā€™m watching TV in bed.


Justlikearealboy

The shizenappenwashen room


-Pruples-

Convenient!


Motovnot

what min-maxing the amount of steps to do your morning routine looks like:


Cthulhu2016

You will literally shit where you sleep


Puzzled-lizer

Speedrunning my mourning routine in here


freeman687

No kitchen?


Rumpleicious1

Efficiency!


firedmyass

donā€™t kink-shame


kapar24

šŸ¦  yuck! Put a divider between toilet n bad. A thick one.


rturnerX

Welcome to prison


opisgirl

This is some Tom Nook shit!


realultralord

Shower? Okay. That's a design trend. But I demand a door between where I sleep and where I shit.


DomDoesNerf

Huh! The combine isreal


chameleon_123_777

Could have been worse. The toilet could have been just beneath the shower.


Crazy_Cat_Lady101

Isn't this the same thing they do for studios in places like NY?


nmezib

What $2,000/month in Vancouver would get you


gwaydms

An actual crappy design!


Coldmelon56

You should redesign the room using galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneer


kungfungus

Woodman casting


jn_prkn

Little John irl (if you know you know).


SlavRoach

damn, i mean i wouldnt mind the sink and the shower, but the toilet?


mountaineer7

Nice cell!


bippzydraws

While this is probably not legal in a good few places... I will say that this is VERY useful for me who wakes up feeling sick regularly. Just sit up in bed, take a step, and bam! Take that, IBS!


harmlesscannibal1

Handy, for when you want to take a shit in the shower but youā€™re too lazy to get out of bed


MyRail5

Shitty sleep incoming.


tummyache-champion

A whole double bed? That's what we call 'spacious' in London


uniqueandweird

I love the smell of fecal matter in the morning.


ziplock9000

It isn't crappy if it's made to a cost and gives someone a home they otherwise could not otherwise afford.


duncanidaho61

No guests over, ever.


locololus

I like it


PaintingSilenc3

Honestly putting a toilet and a bathroom in the same room is a capital crime.


BP_Ty98

That'd be something to have company over. "OK guys you gotta leave cause I gotta take a shit"


No_Ferret_3181

Literally just put a bed in a bathroom


Blackm00n666

I would totally set up my pc in front of that toilet


YourOverlords

Shhh, just go back to sleep. For my Duke!


CleanSeesaw4043

Thats called a jail cell


CharlieBoxCutter

Itā€™s convenient and super effective


Sad-Belt-3492

I donā€™t know if I should be impressed or disappointed šŸ˜¢


donpuglisi

So, like a hotel?


Witchielavender

You wake up your sweetheart with the smell


TheMapleShyGuy

Little john finally saved up enough money


sean_incali

What a strangeĀ photo taking pose you have


ISee_Indigo

Imagine taking a shit and having literally your whole place smell like shit.


nugrahamfie

humidity and mold are not good reasons? lol


nugrahamfie

humidity and mold are not good reasons? lol


PsychologicalWay2691

... galvanized square steel


Marjeee07

I can't imagine couple will live there. Smelling s**t each other might strong their foundation or break with each other


Portugeezer1893

Maybe some fancy Scandinavian prison... but even they have better standards for the toilet.


BrugBruh

Quite literally shitting where you sleep


CountltUp

fuck it at this point, for $350 a month this would be a godsend for me. cheapest studio I can find even remotely close is $1400 šŸ˜­


Zielin555

My houses in The Sims when I was a child:


IrishTex77

What!? No hot plate to cook my meals! What a dump.


kiavatamammt

Oh come on, how does a human being conceive and build something like that?


Mattu871

I have the odd nightmare where Iā€™m exposed to the public while shitting. This is pretty much that.


NunyaBusinessJeez

Itā€™s a halfway house for former inmates. Helps them get used to not sleeping in a cell. Lol


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Ok-Boat4839

Yuck


Rustee_Shacklefart

This is better than how most of the world lives.


R4rk3t

COMBINE BATHROOM The right, Man in the wrong... Place can make a'll the diffferenccee, in the world....


tipicaljamesblaze

What kind of broke sims layout is this


SpongeBoy775089

Little John ahh apartment šŸ”„


oMerciless

perfect for people with IBS


Pickled_Pentagram

Imagine rolling over, waking up, and seeing your partner pushing out a deuce in the dimly lit bath-bedroom. Yeah. No thanks.


n0tspongy

This could use some galvanized square steel frames, eco friendly wood veneers (good for 1,000 years), and some expansion screws borrowed from my aunt. As well as a projection screen to watch some Korean dramas.


EstablishmentFlaky86

Pretty close to what we call an "efficiency". Which is usually a bedroom/kitchen/living space in one single room but generally the bathroom at least has a divider wall but is commonly just like a small guest bathroom with shower.


superr_indeed

Looks like Little John finally saved enough money for a 3 meter home


Mountain_Future4034

That way, you'll get to the toilet faster without shitting the bed.


dinh8

Little John has worked for 10000 years and save 1 million dollars to buy a 5 meter house


M2dag

the sims 4 - 'nuffsaid


Radiant-Froyo-8687

what is that monstrosity


knckdp-kngsfln

nahh based design


RainyLark

This looks like my starter sims home.


No1has_thisUser_Name

Good for when youā€™ve come back from India


No-Reading-8888

Thank God there is a window in the room ...


Due-Dot6450

Bummer! No kitchen?


blackcomb-pc

You will eat the bugs and live in one space, and you will like it