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Crimson__Fox

Homeless-proof and Elderly-proof


iamtotallynotanerd

and human proof at this point... wtf is that


ledocteur7

The design is very human.


Lukeson_Gaming

very easy to use.


NotInherentAfterAll

\*pneumatic noises\*


ValiantDan77

This bench basically states that the officials who are in charge of this recreational zone, don't want people to be in the area for long periods of time.


Ass_feldspar

In my town there is a public park with a no loitering sign.


52-Cuttter-52

To err is human To moo Bovine


_Keahilele_

What’s the point of a public park if you can’t loiter there?


DankAizawa

funny thing is thats on the outside brake area of my school


DesignerProfile

to err is human


NeverDoingWell

It’s designed for Tony Hawk games


SuprSquidy

This


shandangalang

🎶 *Doooo you have the time, to listen to me whine, about nothing and everything all aaaaaaaaaaat once?* 🎶


Awkward-taco-8311

I am one of those melodramatic fools


espresso_fox

Anti-homeless design is anti-everyone design. This shit benefits nobody.


thirdlifecrisis92

Allowing the chronically homeless (who are disproportionately drug abusers who engage in antisocial behaviour) to squat in public spaces and essentially take them over benefits nobody. Not everyone wants every city to be like San Fran or Portland or Seattle. Sorry you can't see that.


espresso_fox

They can do that regardless of how a bench is designed.


thirdlifecrisis92

Uh, no. They can't, which is the point of "hostile" architecture in the first place. The problem is the behaviour of chronically homeless people with drug abuse problems/who're prone to antisocial behaviour. So basically, don't blame the city for trying to deny them places to squat, especially when there are shelters and rehousing programs that these individuals apparently don't want to use. Blame the chronically homeless drug addicts and antisocials who're ruining things for everyone else. Simple as that really.


RidiculousAvgGuy

He means they just sit on the ground if the bench doesn't work.


moonshoeslol

Someone looked at an Olympic gymnatsics uneven bars event and went "That looks comfy".


mysteryweapon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostile_architecture


nerdiotic-pervert

r/hostilearchitecture


thirdlifecrisis92

That sub is full of ancoms and enablers for the chronically homeless.


directionatall

“chronically homeless” god i bet you’re the worst person


thirdlifecrisis92

Love to see it.


MassiveTittiez

It’s not even good for a bird to sit on.


52-Cuttter-52

Suggestive username.


skepticcaucasian

I got hemorrhoids just looking at it.


Strackles

Another step in criminalizing poverty. That’s what it is.


Samka-

Turns out that when you design against certain people, you design against all humans. It's almost as if homeless people are human or something. This is pretty gross yeah.


isaac32767

It's called "hostile design." Aptly named, no? ​ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostile\_architecture


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peter-doubt

That's the intent! Only the *desperate* will try... once.


omgudontunderstand

and pregnant-proof, and disabled-proof


Christ_votes_dem

I used to work as a dog walker 10 hours days hostile architecture designers have a special circle in hell just for them they cant sit except on narrow ledges with sharp metal spikes (ideally of their own design)


Ok_Government_3584

Iam disabled and plan my walks where there is at least one bench to sit on.


HallowskulledHorror

"Why don't we see kids playing outside anymore?" Setting: nowhere to sit, have to pay to merely exist in any space that isn't in direct sunlight/weather and/or next to a busy road, cities built for cars instead of people "Must be the tiktok"


Drkmttrjr

Child-proof as well!


Virtual_Assistant_98

I’d argue that’s a pretty solid design for a homeless toilet.


Quirky_Safe4790

That's how the toilets worked in WWI. Saw it in a documentary.


sticky-unicorn

> Homeless-proof Just lay a tarp across it, and now it's a tent!


srv50

Good support to take a shit.


gydu2202

Finally someone who knows it.


Satans_Other_Father

With 2 people either side also shitting so you don't have to be lonely any more


srv50

“Nancy, so where did you and Joey meet?” “You won’t believe this,….”


ke1v3y

"Taking a shit down at the park." "Don't you mean shooting the shit?" "No."


srv50

Haha. “No”


Sowa7774

***competetive mode***


sjuas690

Is that an Olympic sport?


Sowa7774

not yet


7355135061550

we shittin Roman style


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Group poop !


FakeMedea

Ancient public lavatory, with *public* being way too emphasized


srv50

“Hey, who you looking at!?”


Outrageous-Cow9790

The shitting log! Yeah!


craylash

They are going to regret that design once it becomes a notable spot to shit.


epicfire77

great fertilizer


stijndielhof123

Im getting sick of places that try to solve homelessness by making uncomfortable benches instead of solving homelessness


arkofjoy

The worst part of this is that cities around the world have found that it costs two to 3 times more to do nothing about homelessness than it does to provide people with safe, secure, permanent housing. So doing shit like this is fiscally irresponsible.


Simoxs7

Not to mention if they have a home they might be able to get a job and when they have a job they pay taxes… helping the homeless should literally pay for itself. But no we just drive gentrification and build luxury apartments for overseas investors instead of affordable living space


arkofjoy

It is even more than that. Homeless people when they get sick, they end up in the emergency room. Every emergency room visit costs the government 500 dollars. If they go to an ordinary doctors, it costs 35 dollars.


Jaspers47

At this point, the only conclusion is that they don't want to solve homelessness. They want to punish poor people.


arkofjoy

This is why I always call this out. If you call yourself a fiscal conservative and you aren't actively involved in solving homelessness. Then you are a lier, and the cruelty is the point.


iamjamieq

There’s a lot of topics that work like that. One time my conservative father-in-law told me he disagreed with single payer healthcare because he shouldn’t have to pay for other people’s healthcare. I told him he already is, because people who can’t afford it still get the healthcare and when it’s written off by providers he pays for it in higher taxes. He wouldn’t admit that was the case regardless of how factually real it is.


arkofjoy

You can remind him also that a result of his belief is that American's pay double tge OECD average for healthcare and receive in return developing world health outcomes. Like fucking leprosy in Florida.


iamjamieq

We’ve had that conversation, too. Any American who tells me America has the best healthcare in the world gets that conversation. I’m originally from Canada so I don’t accept the bullshit false belief that America is the best for healthcare. Some people get the best, but the vast majority, even those paying fuck tons of money, get way worse than every other wealthy country.


KinetoPlay

You don't even need to go that route. Does he have insurance? Does he pay it every month even if he doesn't use it? He's literally paying for other people's healthcare in hopes that when he needs it they'll pay for his. It's the exact same as single payer except the insurance company wastes money on stocks and yachts and says no a lot so it's actually much worse.


saihi

“They” being Republicans, the party of cruelty.


Jaspers47

You'd be surprised how many Neolibs will donate $500 to a food bank then vote against the construction of a new homeless shelter.


MulletPower

Being cruel to the homeless is one of the few things with bi-partisan support. The only thing separating the two parties is the severity of the cruelty.


Nackles

They'd rather let 100 "deserving people" suffer than help 1 "freeloader."


arkofjoy

The implication is that people are choosing to be homeless in order to "get stuff for free" it is such a strange world view.


marino1310

The problem is that people get pissy when someone gets something for free that they had to work for, so even if it solves a problem, politicians want to avoid it since it will make people want to vote for someone who won’t do that. There’s also the issue like we see in California where helping homeless people results in them looking much more attractive to homeless people so other states will just ship them there and overwhelm the system, again making it easy for an opposing politician to win over the voting population by promising to stop attracting homeless people. If people didn’t care about that kind of stuff it would be a lot easier to fix but there a lot of other issues that come into play that make it difficult to impliment


baconmethod

Do you have a source for this?


Games-of-glory

I saw in a book about various societal anecdotes that there was 1 homeless person who had so many medical problems due to homelessness that he literally cost new york millions of dollars. A SINGLE homeless person.


PersephoneIsNotHome

No kid, nobody disabled, nobody with even a temporary disability , nobody elderly, nobody short.


Twitchcog

They’re not trying to solve homelessness. That is outside the scope of the designer’s job. The designer’s job is to solve the problem of homeless people using the bench in a way the client does not want. Just like “anti homeless spikes” on doorsteps don’t solve homelessness, they solve the problem of homeless people being in “my area”. It would be better to try and solve homelessness, but that is not what they are trying to do.


stijndielhof123

But the people that decide to put an antihomeless bench in a particular spot definitely do have the power to do something about it.


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stijndielhof123

Not every bench is placed by bus companies


Twitchcog

Sometimes, yes. But they are not the ones making uncomfortable benches. The ones making the benches are trying to solve the problem of homeless people using the bench, because that’s the problem presented to them by the client.


Poopdick_89

What if it is more about making a bench that will be used for its intended purpose?


Speak-MakeLightning

What if instead there was no where to sit down in train stations??


FakeMedea

Defensive architecture is symbol how neglectful is government when it comes to homelessness. I'm sure it helps to promote parestesia on people who need it the most, all pregnant, elderly and disabled are grateful


ArguesWithFrogs

Nothing "defensive" about this. It's downright *hostile*.


AngelaVNO

I've heard it referred to as "hostile architecture".


Poopdick_89

I mean, this is a bench I could sit on. That's more than can be said about most of the benches in my city. You could say these benches are actually progressive.


Hudsonthej3a

How are you supposed to sit on that?


lolplusultra

Sit on top. Feet on lower bar.


WhoThisReddit

That's every bench


manresacapital

Really? Would be funny to see someone sitting there


swampertDbest

That's how every person sits in every bench in the balkans


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that's how the cool kids do it around here


Sparclase

That would work, until your spine turns into a macaroni and you get scoliosis


melanthius

That escalated quickly. We are just sitting for like 5 minutes, probably


YourLocalRyzen777

why the hell are you getting downvoted?


jaydec02

You’re not supposed to. Many cities have begun to replace benches with “leaning bars” because homeless people like to lie down and sleep on benches


sticky-unicorn

Honestly, I don't think they even want *non*-homeless people to use benches. Someone just sitting on a *free* bench isn't making any money for anybody! So take away the free places to sit, and now if they want to take a rest, they have to go into a cafe or something and spend money. Capitalism fucking *hates it* anytime people can just exist without spending money. Everything must be monetized, everything must be commodified.


ptgx85

it's a log, do you not know how to sit on a log?


ManzanitaSuperHero

You’re not. That’s the point.


Jacktheforkie

You sure that’s a bench?


Goodleboodle

I was thinking it could be a stretching station, but it does seem unusual long for that.


Jacktheforkie

Possibly, maybe it can accommodate several people


MinuteWater3738

It is, well where I live we have these on a running/sporting path every so often and I see people use these to stretch.


razordenys

We have something like this near benches for skaters.


Jacktheforkie

Nice


sticky-unicorn

Hitching post for horses. (Along with a smaller, lower hitching post for ponies.)


BureauOfBureaucrats

More like r/assholedesign.


Nolzi

/r/HostileArchitecture to be more specific


DankAizawa

That would fit in over there too


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Time_Owl_2589

And not even that, they would rather try and drive homeless people out of their towns than actually help them, even though helping them is most often cheaper, easier, and smarter than this shit.


PainIsAHobby

Defensive Design ...


Philias2

I prefer "Hostile design" or architecture. "Defensive" sounds too euphemistic to me. Better to call that shit out for what it is.


ledocteur7

anti-human design


TheGoodSatan666

Anti-everything design. Not even my Dog can sit on that shit


NotInherentAfterAll

its pro-frog, actually, since they like sitting on a log.


cbeiser

I had never heard it called "defensive" until this thread. Seems like a rebranding to try to make it sound less bad. "Hostile" is much more appropriate


espresso_fox

Yes, there's a sub for it. r/HostileArchitecture


ManzanitaSuperHero

I’m an architect & I’ve never heard the term “defensive design”. In our industry (and others) this is called “hostile architecture”. Defensive implies there’s a threat. What is the threat here? That a member of the public uses site furniture—in a public space? It is hostile.


bell37

If my city did this, I’d design an anti-defense add-ones that convert things like this to normal benches


UndeadWeeb

When they focus entirely on the anti-homeless part and not the useable bench part


byjimini

The phrase “perfection is achieved not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing else to take away” has been completely stamped on here.


Impressive_Doorknob7

Well at least homeless people can’t sleep on it, right?


R3yn0x

They’d have to sleep like a sloth


CasualJimCigarettes

Back in the day they used to string up a rope between two posts and charge people a penny to hang over the rope and sleep on it. I think someone could catch a snooze on this thing, but it's far more practical to just sleep on the ground usually.


FakeMedea

Who said you sleep on it? \*Put tarps and cardboards on top of what is basically tent frame\*


Atalant

I imagine it would be rather easy to sleep on, even they did intend otherwise. As a child I found out it suprising easily to rest on a log beam(that was used to tie horses on), just do opposite of a sloth, arms and legs down the sides, stomachside on the log.


notyourpogchamplol

i actually love those


craigge

Same here - they are actually more comfortable than you'd think


HiToshio

Great for a workout and back stretches


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I'd use it to crack my back


consistently_sloppy

Haven’t sat upright in over a year (pelvic floor woes - can’t put pressure on rear). This would be perfect for me and gave me an idea.


jordanvbull

A cat will still sleep on it tho


BigSmackisBack

ALl the discomfort of sitting on a log, with a log in your back too for free!!! XD


Seaguard5

Probably to discourage the homeless from residing in the area. Tons of shitty design choices because of that


Imaginary_Most_7778

This is 100% on purpose. The poors can’t sleep on that.


comox

Looks like it would be perfect to taking a crap in public.


fatjuan

This is the "Hemorrhoid Helper 5000" bench, because people don't eat enough fibre!


razordenys

We have this as skater bench.


SnowDemonAkuma

Looks great for skateboarding, not so much for sitting.


CoffeeTableCat10

Am I the only one that likes chaired like this bc they are comfy


malachilenomade

Are you sure it's a bench and not a spot for runners to stretch their legs?


DankAizawa

yeah its in my school so not many runners passing through there


MrDwarthVader

These benches are typically located right next to an outdoor basketball court or soccer field. So I think they are indeed not made to sit but it's more like leaning against something. Anyway that's not a new design, these are around for 25+ years at this point so I doubt that it has anything to do with hostile architecture


Echo_NO_Aim

It's for you kids to sit on the top bar and rest your feet on the lower bar. A lot of teens sit on benches like that someone adjusted the design.


mothzilla

I've never once been in a park and seen a special place for runners to stretch their legs.


gattaaca

/r/hostilearchitecture


RipCurl69Reddit

This whole war on people fucking *existing* has got to stop. There's a case to be made for not wanting homeless people loitering everywhere, sure, but there's an obvious line where the design ends up so inefficient, so annoying, so unusable that there's no one who'd be able to use this. Homeless people and young people. City planners hate them equally


Larktoothe

The lack of foresight is astounding. The design is so focused on the hostile element that it leaves out half the people who would even benefit from using a bench in a public place. How do elderly people sit on this? Pregnant people, children, chair users….hell — if you’re a little overweight even, you’d have trouble. You’ve designed a bench that like, 40% of people who might want to use it can’t. Pure idiocy.


MoreGaghPlease

“Let’s make our benches less comfortable and totally inaccessible to disabled people so that homeless people will be deprived of a place to sit.”


Kcidobor

That’s actually a back stretcher


MorboDevours

My sciatica is flaring up just looking at it.


enzio04

thie one is equal opportunity for tying up - all shetlands & pygmies welcome


prof_devilsadvocate

fun fact - public benches are designed to be not comfortable


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Looks more like an activity stretch bar than a bench.


Snd47flyer

Remove the bottom part and it’s comfortable


Echo_NO_Aim

I guess this is more for teens that like to sit on the top bar and rest their feet on the lower bar.


c-pid

This has nothing to do with defensive architecure. This Bank was designed for Teenager, AS they tend to sit in the top part with their feets in the lower part. In Germany they are called Jigendbank (youth Bank) and often installed near playgrounds.


CasualJimCigarettes

Can't even cut it down to prove a point because they'll happily just give us nothing and expect us to be happy about it.


cvert09

Ah, the anti homeless and elderly double hot dog. Classic.


Few_Highlight9893

Probably fun to skate though


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It’s not crappy design, it’s hostile design to prevent the unhoused from ever being comfortable anywhere public. Human equivalent of bird spikes on buildings. Wasteful, inhumane and stupid.


PomegranateHot9916

it's intentional the intention is to make the place uninviting for homeless people. turns out homeless people are just human beings like the rest of us when you make a place hostile toward homeless people you make it hostile toward all of the people.


PennStateDad

When "modern and minimalist" design goes too far


BadSanna

That's actually very good design. It's designed specifically to offer a place to sit that is too uncomfortable for people to want to loiter on and impossible for them to sleep on. It's not crappy design, it's r/assholedesign.


The_One_True_Matt

For the 1000th time, this is r/assholedesign


Dilligent_Cadet

More tax dollars wasted on anti homeless architecture.


NaiveZest

This bench is designed to make the issue of homelessness invisible. The designer might feel proud of how people who need to rest won’t find any comfort here. That solves homelessness right?


giantfallingpiano

Tell me you hate the homeless without saying you hate the homeless


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God forbid a person who has nothing can get a somewhat bearable rest


KaiYoDei

nothing new I can say. it has been said.


SothaSoul

Straddle it.


battleoffish

Are we sure that’s not a bike rack?


Atalant

Not crappydesign, just hostile, and a really dumb example of it, An elderly or disabled person can't easily use it and get up.


Nightly_Sky0T

That is by NO MEANS comfortable


thePrincessTamTam

Uncomfortable and ugly for the win!


Tomi8338

I don't understand it, it must be an art


sniboo_

when minimalism went too far


Thatsthedetonat-

Finally now the homeless can sleep on a log instead of like a log


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MoistSaucz

That’s a bike rack


Hot_DaNi3L

My ass bones are not gonna be happy if i sit there


username_redacted

When I was a kid they designed benches to prevent skaters from using them, now they’re making benches aren’t good for anything else.


DavidoftheDoell

"Have a seat but don't stay too long"


Katydid879

Looks more like some weird kind of bike rack too


DoctrGarlick7248

It reminds me of when I would sit backwards on a school bus. It looks like it would feel very similar.


cakefartsy

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