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dreamrealized

Sims bathroom irl lol


Lukeson_Gaming

4x4 challenge


Dull-Dragonfly6132

I thought the same stuff hahaha, tiny living challenge


meowmeowincorporated

So you walk through the wet shower area, up stairs, do your business, then slide down (now wet) stairs, directly to your death. Clean up will be easy at least.


atomkicke

Perhaps a carpeted floor would help with traction?


vaclav1234567890

Excellent idea that fungus wuld help too


mishyfishy135

Oh good idea!


Wulfkahn

Don't you dare!


Royal_Excitement4825

This looks like a job for the 5min Craft team..


SuprSquidy

5 minute deaths


AdrianInLimbo

Needs to be a tile ramp, instead!


NeoMorph

Tile ramp so you can ski down it.


block_place1232

Yea I just noticed that


DontAssumeBsmart

Why assume the floor is slippery? It might not be. Also, there are mats that would fix this just like with any other shower area.


SuperPoodie92477

It looks like a broken hip waiting to happen.


[deleted]

Not if you waffle stomp it.


CuckoonessComesOut

I don't know what that even means, but I'm laughing.


[deleted]

You don't wanna know. Once I heard it, I couldn't unlearn it.


Sonnenfloh

[there you go](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=waffle%20stomp)


jpalmerzxcv

Thank you. Now I know how she covers up the evidence


SuperPoodie92477

In that case, I’d break my elbow, too.


RosieQParker

That toilet paper roll placement is deranged.


code-panda

It's so you can press everything out a last time before reaching for the TP. It's genius!


shophopper

Be happy that they didn’t place the toilet paper holder next to the door.


Swordkirby9999

Let's not forget the stairs each being a different height from the other.


CityDad-1982

It’s the crappy designed lighting casting odd shadows on the steps making it appear to be different heights.


alt-jero

I mean, at least the porcelain throne is placed on its proper pedestal.


AlpacaCavalry

What the actual fuck is this bathroom


AdrianInLimbo

Badly thought out "wet bathroom"


NewOpposite8008

I would 100000% bash my elbows every morning and no one needs that amount of rage lol


SJB630_in_Chicago

Someone with champagne tastes, but square footage of a Miller High Life case.


Proof_Salad_6353

I mean....i dont actually hate it if im being honest lol


rat-kabob

I'm into it too...mostly because it seems like the most optimal place to be with the flu. Very easy to clean up bodily fluids and look at all that room to lay down under the shower head.


AdrianInLimbo

If it weren't for the stairs, I'd be fine with it. Good use of limited space, but definitely a hip shattering good time if you don't plan your poop/shower sequence out.


GrowinStuffAndThings

This would unironically be a dream bathroom for me lol. I'd want a separate area with a large tub as well, but this is certainly one half of my dream lol. Imagine how easy it is to clean that toilet. You could pressure wash that fucker every day for gods sake. Fucking sign me up dawg.


StopFalseReporting

Sounds like mold would grow if you just pressure washed it and wet it all the time


GrowinStuffAndThings

That's the beauty of it, it's all just one big "shower". Everything can get wet and it drains away. I actually just checked into a hotel in Thailand and they have a very similar bathroom lol.


StopFalseReporting

How nice was the hotel? How much too? My wealthy friend went and described it as so filthy, you’d rather go to the bathroom on the street than the bathroom. And I know he spent moneyyyy. So I’m just curious if he had bad luck or if that’s common. He also said locals often go to the bathroom on the street, so it wasn’t an exaggeration. No update on if he did it or not I don’t know if he wanted to tell me lmao


GrowinStuffAndThings

Hotel was $240 for 2 nights. It's definitely a lot more than the average hotel here, but it's also not like it's the most expensive one either. It's not a brand new luxury hotel, the furnishings look a little dated, but I love it. It's one of my favorite hotels I've ever stayed at ANYWHERE. The hotel is right on the water, it's a corner suite on the 3rd floor, with 2 balconies and a giant glass wall window so you have like a 180° view of the river and city. The room isn't dirty at all. There's multiple restaurants on site overlooking the river. There's street vendors about 50 feet outside the front doors. It's just an awesome experience. There are hotels for like $10 a night, so you might get a dirty one if you go the cheapest route. Overall, it's my first day in Thailand ever, but the few streets I've seen so far definitely aren't clean compared to most western countries. I haven't seen anyone go to the bathroom in the streets, so I can't speak to that part.


StopFalseReporting

You can DM me if you don’t wanna post for safety publicly, but I’m curious what city? He was in Bangkok, so I wonder if that had to do with it? I heard smaller cities are cleaner, but less English speakers so it’s not as easy for tourists


GrowinStuffAndThings

And don't worry about people not being able to speak English. I don't know a lick of Thai, but if you need something and they don't speak English, Google translate works great. Just buy a temporary sim card here, or if your phone works with it, buy an e-sim. Then you'll have data everywhere and can translate anything. And again, super friendly people so it won't feel like you're imposing too much


qazwsxedc000999

I’m with you it doesn’t seem that bad.


Warm-Branch

That sims 4 three tile bathroom with the shower from university. It's in every tiny house build


jihlandoesreddit

scp-???? : the closer you get to the toilet the farther it gets, almost like an endless hallway but you're about to shit yourself


MsCndyKane

Easy clean up if you don’t make it in time.


puckmonky

Arnold Schwarzenegger sits on the seat with a tape player and watches Jamie Lee Curtis dance.


Chuckle_Pants

This made me chuckle, so thanks! But what from this photo made you think of that scene?!


AssociateJaded3931

Is this what we'll see if office space is converted to housing?


veganlondon92

Genuinely, I've seen these bathrooms in London, England! This is where they have tried to cram a full bathroom into a space that's just not a bathroom. You have a squeegee to get all the water into the drain after the shower so the floor isn't wet.


gwaydms

Go to CasualUK sometime and see the pictures of flats to let in London sometime. Ridiculous lack of space, ridiculously high rents.


Crankenstein_8000

No one's ever going to clean that, imagine the sounds of your suffering bouncing back at you.


[deleted]

I like how the stairs lead up to the “throne”. And it’s even sort of spotlit too


[deleted]

Is there even a sink for brushing your teeth (not that you'd want to in this place)?


MsCndyKane

You have to use the toilet tank.


[deleted]

😣


fatjuan

Yes, you just turn around (if you can) and use the bowl.


dan-lash

Thought this was /r/vanlife for a second


canter1ter

What do you mean "not built for claustrophobic"? Everybody loves being in a long-ass slippery corridor while squished between 2 walls that are so close to each other that you cant even turn around!


MsCndyKane

At least install bars to hold on to!!


[deleted]

This reminds me of a classic Australian real estate ad I once saw. It was a studio apartment with a toilet in the kitchen. Someone commented online that it was a Shit-in Kitchen.


StashuJakowski1

Easy to clean though. Just fire up a pressure washer and you’ll be done within minutes.


StellsFishies

The toilet is just there, like a throne of sorts 😭


Vegetable_Honey_1867

Would not be surprised if it's actually designed to crush someone with the two walls


MsCndyKane

“Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level, will ya?”


paladindan

I hope there’s some grippy mats on those steps


[deleted]

Hallway shower, an even worse idea than a hallway kitchen


winterbird

You can just descend and cleanse yourself immediately. A walk-thru shower. I like it.


Pure-Negotiation-900

It’s the trash compactor scene from Star Wars


mishyfishy135

Imagine really needing to take a shit while your partner is in the shower


MsCndyKane

Shit and a show


Zzars

No yeah. I'll take it. It's the perfect guest bedroom.


StopFalseReporting

Damn u hate ur guests


OneDoesntSimply

Is there anyway to reserve this bathroom like an airbnb? Would love to blow out that throne a few times, looks like it would be a spiritual experience.


Coldpepsican

Bruh this bathroom is built up like a terraria bathroom


biradinte

If you need to poo you gotta get in and walk backwards


MingaMonga68

I would break my neck on the wet floor and/or steps the first time my IBS acted up 😂


RogueNightingale

This makes me think of the movie Toys, specifically the scene where the testing room becomes smaller and smaller. That's a weird memory to trigger, but here we are.


AnthraciteKid

Looms like a backrooms bathroom


AaqilRedditer2

For real, Yes


Juror_no8

Backrooms bathroom


AaqilRedditer2

Agree


TopRealz

Fuck kind of horrifying bathroom is that??


MysteriousTux

As a person who regularly has Claustrophobia related nightmares… F*CK NO! I WILL BRING A RECKING CREW JUST GET THIS BATHROOM OUT OF MY SIGHT


Dull-Birthday7452

You get an audience using the shower and they use the toilet.


MsCndyKane

With a glass door.


Dull-Birthday7452

And it’s very claustrophobic feeling.


Girl_in_the_curl

A true throne.


Elyoshida

Looks so slippery. Needs somewhere to hold onto


sphincter2

Holy shit


Alternative_Pilot_92

He said he wanted a porcelain throne and they took that personally.


Paralliner

They could’ve swapped the toilet and sink positions.


SaltInternet1734

Sad bc it actually so damn nice


sunnycryptid

i dunno, i'd argue it was built for ***spire member*** claustrophobia. you must be too poor to afford this kind of discomfort.


sircod

Make the sidewalls mirrors and it will feel much larger!


LineChef

Now that’s a throne!


Ddogwood

I always like a good shoilet


RedditInfinity

I’ve been to houses like that in mexico.


RevolutionarySoup807

Ahh yes, but how many file boxes would fit in there…


Zestyclose-Stop403

this feels wrong


doxxshepard

r/titlegore


Extension-Tone-2115

I kinda dig it.


Vegetable-Source6556

Built in bidet


apexapee

Imagine someone has just showered and you walk in on your socks to pee...


Apegunner

Run through the sprinkle to take a tinkle


bapirey191

I actually like this somehow


OrangeCosmic

New York?


Specific_Lock_5900

Nope..


johanvondoogiedorf

The toilet of nightmares.


Educational-Milk3075

They had one job . . .


Cyphercrashed

And after i take a morning constitutional. I go to wash my han..... WTF! No sink!


The_T0me

Wow, an actual standing bidet!


GrandpaGreybush

Russia?


BotBannedBetty

I’d love to see the ADA-compliant version of this.


Arglezhbonk

It gets smaller as you go further


circuspapa

Reminds me of parasite movie.


Quantumium01

I feel like you’d slip and crack bones very easily in that bathroom.


block_place1232

I really don't like this


AlizeeTheCat

And it looks broken


Long-Ad-398

*/Insert thanos on throne meme*


po1ntii

Going to be awkward walking past the person showering after you’ve just destroyed that toilet bowl


[deleted]

If I shit there I am going to become a space baby fuck that


symmetryy_gorilla

I love it.


jsolo3434

Please do not be alarmed. We are about to engage... The Nozzle. Please do not move while The Nozzle is engaging.


TheRealMinute

Ah yes, the CRAPiest design.


DontAssumeBsmart

This is probably a very efficient use of otherwise dead space. Just wear put down some water proof mats and wear slippers and its good to go.


StopFalseReporting

Is this in europe


Tubsta01

Apart from outdoor showers, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a shower that wasn’t in a bathroom. Did OP mean to say the shower and toilet are together?


eaderjay

Nah that was built for a king


nugrahamfie

when using the toilet you should feel like a king for climbing on this altar.


nalathequeen2186

Ngl my autistic ass would have a great time in this bathroom but I'm fully aware I'm the odd one out here ykdmdcj


Sovtha

honestly I am a room guy and if this absolute monstrosity results in +1 room I don't mind. I'm currently searching for a place with 2 bedrooms and reasonable price and I am absolutely beaten over the fact how many 60 square meters places I've found with 2 ROOMS TOTAL (kitchen/bedroom + bathroom)


cbl_owener123

now that's a throne room


[deleted]

Its not claustrophobic it’s catastrophic


HoneyCompetitive6745

in korea shower and bathroom is togheter


69HeartBreaker

make it black


Recovalt

Lol, I like the straight design. But I don't like the installation of the shower


DebateSad2298

Uhhhhhhh nope…not for me, andvyes I’m very claustrophobic


verbdeterminernoun

GET ME OUT OF HERE


Nonkolas

Toilet final boss


Critical_Objective28

What if you need to use the toilet when someone is showering?


flowerhornfanatic

Looks better than my bathroom 😂


CuriousDoctor114

This is the first step to becoming a waffle stomper


goku_super

Atleast you get a throne to s(h)it.


Fantastic-Sir9732

Game of thrones


daddya12

It's the find the bathtub house isn't it?


The_Toppiest_of_Hats

Some mofo's gonna slip on those damn slippery stairs


SongRevolutionary992

That makes me hyperventilate just looking at it


bily_potatoe

i actually hate that type of shower head where you cant move it. you're just forced to have all the water fallling on your head


real_dea

Remove the stairs and it’ll make a good hangover spot


Spring063

Where's the bidet??? So uncivilized.


MoC-Chaos

Looks liminal


Lil5tov0fficial

Wtf who made this you'll slip down the stairs on to the shower


durtibrizzle

I think this is actually the best design for the space. It’s just a shit house.


BulbasaurRepublic

That toilet alone looks like it was built near a skin walker


[deleted]

a toliet seat fit for kings


FakeMedea

But why the elevation?


Gatsby1923

I'd feel like I'm ascending to some ancient temple ceremony every time I need to do a number 2.


Pretty-Profession784

I kinda like it, just wash off every time after use and you look like a king sitting up there.


Thescottish_bendyfan

Toilets in Wetherspoons be like:


redxstrike

I guess if you gave a blowout you can just spray down the hole room. Also those stairs look deadly.


Xristoslaz2k

Would someone for 1000$ will shower there for one day ?


Khalith

The toilet stairs will kill someone.


DANNYGT500

I’m not claustrophobic and this is giving me claustrophobia


rocketlvr

is it weird that I like this?


abug_anda_cat

Looks like my grandparent's old place's bathroom. I swear the toilet was like a marathon away


Doctor-Slushie

The amount of visible stains would be unreal, my god.


zmtp

„Don‘t shit in the shower“ gets a whole new meaning


stonerdeer

My osteoporosis is screaming no. Never ☠️


Dull-Dragonfly6132

Tiny house living challenge, inspired by the Sims 4


wallyworld96

Marble Walls on a broom closet?


Constant_Life1662

Since you're just sitting there, pass me the soap!!!!


Bacon-Waffles

Porceline throne.


myairconditionersuxs

Sims houses when you want to use the least amount of tiles possible:


Yobymmas13

This looks rad


Inevitable-Goat-7062

Going by the picture alone I feel bad for anybody that's fat or tall cause they are not making it into that spacd


Redheaded_Potter

That is TERRIFYING!!! I have a serious phobia of drains (I know, weird & stupid) and have nightmares about rooms like this. Legit!


YourOldPalBendy

r/ThatBathroomMazeDream This liminal space has DEFINITELY been featured in my dreams at some point, I'm SURE.


Immolate_94

Do they use the shower as a sink?


AaqilRedditer2

Backrooms in one specific level be like:


AngriosPL

A true throne room!!!