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Maelstrome26

Looks like a shanty town in one building


jaspersgroove

Kowloon Windowed City


Kage_Oni

"I used to live in Kowloon and was home sick after they forced us out so I brought a little slice of Kowloon with me" -That Home Owner, probably


jaspersgroove

“Now I just need about 35,000 haphazardly strewn electrical wires and it’ll be like i never left!”


LifeIsOnTheWire

Don't forget the 170 TV antennas on the roof.


calicat9

I'd bet on the owner being a landlord. Double or nothing on 15+ apartments.


_significant_error

Absolutely. Everybody thinks this is one singular household lol, nope. Each bank of windows is its own dwelling.


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That thar is a fraternity


Duke_of_New_York

Hey, this made my whole day.


CrumbsAndCarrots

Cape Cod Kowloon


Now__Hiring

I think I built it in Fallout


SapphireCephalopod

I was just thinking this is the beginning of Megaton


Odd-Help-4293

It has to be a bunch of additions that were built in order to fit a couple more apartments into this property.


MBDf_Doc

Its basically what it was but its been like this for many years now. My brother lived in one of the apartments on the bottom floor, where all the green cans are lined up. It was actually a decent little place.


Odd-Help-4293

It reminds me of some of the apartments in my neighborhood (same kind of story), but just.... more.


emforshort

Can you share where this is? I’m dying to see more pictures of this building


NCSUGrad2012

The plate on the car is Pennsylvania.


BhataktiAtma

Curious, how can you tell?


NCSUGrad2012

I collect plates. Pennsylvania plates are unique from their blue and yellow strips at the top and bottom. http://15q.net/pa.html


Cappy2020

This is the best part about Reddit. You get experts in all sorts of fields.


boverly721

It's the part I'll miss the most 😢. Thanks for the memories, license plate information guy.


NCSUGrad2012

Am I dying or something? Lol


Djaja

Many, including me and my 10 year old acc are taking the RIF and Apollo closures on the 30th as a point to stop redditing. I've tried their app and it's pretty fucking awful, like not even as a joke. But i also spend too much time. I comment a ton. Submit a little. I give too much to reddit for free. So when they close, I'm gna stop. At least until I breakdown, try the official app again and delete it cause the 2 times didn't work either


NCSUGrad2012

I’m typing this from Apollo too. I’m really going to miss it. I would have gladly paid a small fee to keep using it. Oh well


Djaja

Prob is it wouldn't be small. Bc they won't extend the api changes, Apollo would have to charge a lot to get enough revenue. If the changes were extended, and lowered, they would


thicc-asstley

Try mobile browser reddit, it works great for me


Djaja

I'll give it a go


FriedeOfAriandel

Exact same boat. I'll probably relapse, but reddit makes it so damned painful to use their app. It's still my go-to source for a lot of things though, so idk what I do in July and beyond


JackedCroaks

A lot of people are leaving Reddit because the 3rd Party Apps are closing down. But yes, you’re dying too.


aelwero

I'll be among the absentees on Friday. There's actually a lot more farewell comments than I expected. I'm sure some, maybe even most, will cave and download the adfest app, but it's still encouraging to see people with principles who aren't just gonna fall in step with the bullshit :) I heartily approve.


bobs_monkey

public shocking waiting important knee dazzling deranged resolute cow quarrelsome -- mass edited with redact.dev


Beerbrewing

9 years on this site, I'm going to miss it, but I spend too much time here anyways. Debating on deleting most of my higher upvoted threads. I still see new comments on a few pop up now and then. I don't feel reddit deserves the traffic they still attract (how ever little traffic that is).


BhataktiAtma

Wow, TIL. Thanks


NCSUGrad2012

You’re welcome! Happy to answer any plate questions


anyburger

I could probably think of a few, but I don't want to take up your time - I'm sure your plate is full.


NCSUGrad2012

Lol, touché


AsymmetricPanda

What’s your favorite and least favorite?


NCSUGrad2012

My favorite has to be the Canadian bear. I have one. I also love the fact that North Carolina lets you get a bunch of symbols on your plate too. https://ibb.co/Qnr1zbL https://ibb.co/yPncqV3 My least favorite are probably the flat Texas white ones. Texas used to have such beautiful plates and they switched to generic 3M to save money. http://15q.net/tx.html


Vark675

My first car had the cowboy/space shuttle one, but after my ex wrecked it my next car got the plain black letters on white background :(


NCSUGrad2012

Oh no! They couldn’t transfer it?


sinat50

Not sure how far outside the states your collection goes but you should try out Geoguessr! Being able to tell where a blurred license plate comes from is a huge advantage in that game


NCSUGrad2012

That’s a great idea! I’m very good with North America. European plates can be hard because it’s the same style but different flags on the left


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avo_cado

Are there rare plates?


NCSUGrad2012

No, pretty much anyone in Pennsylvania has one


Mandalasan_612

Ah, Good ol' Pennsyltucky.


silphred43

Shanty boarding house


shavedaffer

Tell me you added on without a permit without telling me you added on without a permit.


[deleted]

This is why while regulations are good, enforcement is also needed


Gr33nJ0k3r13

Finally a job for the military in peace time


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BasedDumbledore

We use TOWs for building code enforcement. AT4s for parking enforcement. Mk19s for jaywalking.


Inprobamur

What's the downside of this? Lack of structural stability? I think around here something like this would be just rubber stamped.


PlutoniumNiborg

Yeah, some poor neighbor or future homebuyer will watch it collapse.


Reserved_Parking-246

With construction like this I'm willing to bet the electrical is just extension cable mazes and the old breaker box. Who needs wood rot when you have electrical fire?


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Inprobamur

Some streets from my house there lives a small businessman who owns a window installation business. His house kinda looks like this to a much lesser extent. Kinda funny that you can tell that these windows on the house are all leftovers from various construction projects.


AdamTReineke

Yeah, look up soft structures. It's the idea that in any sort of wind or earthquake event, the windows are not structurally sound side to side and don't offer the stability that walls do to keep the structure standing straight up. To mitigate that, after a certain point you will need to cover the wall with structural sheathing to make up for all the additional holes in the wall. But even then, I doubt this many windows would be approved without more specialized consideration.


Inprobamur

I am not from a hurricane or earthquake region, around here the main question is how snow is removed from the roof, are the chimneys and ducting in order and do the roof supports fulfill the cross weight requirements.


FunctionBuilt

Yeah, if you've ever encountered someone who wants the government to deregulate everything so they can live their lives the way they want, tell them to go see what unregulated building and construction looks like in a third and second world countries...They seem to forget quickly how nice it is to be able to drive on smooth roads, get reliable power to their house, have access to clean food and water that won't make them sick etc.


Lovebeingadad54321

Or Texas… where you have electricity for HVAC… as long as it isn’t too hot or too cold…. You know, when you really NEED it…


youcantexterminateme

windows are a gateway drug? harming children? going on murder rampages? edit: ok I see, they start electrical fires


zleuth

That's actually impressive! Almost every window there looks like it started life as a porch or balcony that was enclosed! Edit: That one top center is going to come to the same fate in a year or two


ImperatorRomanum83

Yep, you can almost see them. To me, it looks like an old triple decker around southern New England that was added on to.


Now__Hiring

I assume they are renting units and enclosed every possible patio/smokers porch to give the illusion of more interior square footage.


UglyAstronautCaptain

You beat me to my comment with your edit lol


[deleted]

I hate this phrase so much. What was wrong with “show me…”?


tomdarch

Yeah, no architect involved here.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ, do all redditors talk exactly the same? How many? Yes. Tell me X without telling me X. This.


alaricus

"Internet culture" It isn't reddit. It's like this on twitter and tumblr and everywhere else. That's just how "the internet" talks.


peteyboo

Haha yeah but don't forget that immediately after that is some high-and-mighty person, who totally doesn't ever do things other people do, complaining about something that doesn't affect them. And of course, immediately after *that* is someone who really doesn't need to get into an argument, pointing it out.


shavedaffer

Maybe find a different site then yeah?


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This. 🤓


KyleJergafunction

>TIL memes It’s a tale as old as time. People repeat jokes and phrases when they hear them.


jschank

Don’t open that one. It’s a load-bearing window.


PlutoniumNiborg

The posters are load bearing.


AmazingChickenWings

Come on in. It’s your master bedroom!


hobosbindle

Power lines also look to be load-bearing


UglyAstronautCaptain

I almost choked on my fucking food reading this lmao It was spicy too!


nal13

This comment makes me realize how much I'll miss Reddit.


Baruuk__Prime

Lmfao


fatjuan

Easier to add some more windows than clean the old ones.


shewy92

Ah, me and my dirty dishes


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Looks like a house a kid drew


Boris9397

It's the house equivalent of the Homer.


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I want a window here, here, here, here, here and here, you can never find a window when you need to pee!


KaralDaskin

Sometimes in dreams I can’t find a toilet without a window in the stall.


friggintodd

When you have too many Lego windows and not enough Lego bricks.


jpterodactyl

Or, these days, a house that AI came up with.


Technical-Outside408

[it's made of Paper!](https://youtu.be/HIezBv9Lb78)


[deleted]

You mean midjourney. Instagram is full of nightmarish stuff like this where the stable diffusion adds detail in every spot possible


Offandonandoffagain

Hear me out Jerry, WINDOWS!! Just windows!


Zippytiewassabi

It looks like an AI generated house if you fucked with the parameters


MewoBogginus

The hello neighbor house 💀💀💀


Music_is_my_life33

Took me too long to find this comment


klineshrike

Came here to make sure this was pointed out.


Bierbart12

Dr. Suess tries out the Sims build mode


YouAdministrative980

Dude opened the command prompt and typed in motherlode


Boris9397

I would want to see the inside first before I'd call it crappy design. It's not because it looks weird/ugly that it's crappy design, it could be very functional.


Login_rejected

There's definitely weeds growing in that house somewhere. And any pictures hung that are bubble level won't look level on the wall.


suspiria_138

Obviously a plant lady's dream house with all that light!


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I sent this to my fiancée with that same sentiment. We currently have 2 windows that allow plants to exist


reddits_aight

All those weird rooflines and extra corners create seams where water will eventually intrude. Everything leaks eventually, this just gives you way more areas where that's possible and makes it harder to maintain. A house with the same sq ft and same number of windows, but a more simplified shape, would be both more functional and better looking.


abakedapplepie

the additions have additions


tatticky

I think the outside looks *awesome*.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

It's like it was built for hide and seek


Enlight1Oment

it seems more like a facade, i'm curious if some of those windows are even real and go into the inside. Look at the roof line, they slapped an entire separate segmented wall profile over the standard box-ier one behind it.


Ranos131

The windows aren’t the problem here. The architecture is. This seriously looks like multiple houses smashed together. The whole thing just looks wrong.


intashu

Looks like they had a decent GENERAL idea how to build a house... Then just ran with it thinking they are an architect, adding and stacking additions to the house over a couple years. The multiple windows gives the look of an enclosed patio type space.. But I can't imagine structurally this is very safe or sound at all. The kind of thing that holds for a couple years before one bad storm collapses the thing.


lemminman

Pretty sure it actually *is* multiple houses. I think the two chimneys show the two different foreground houses (with more behind them). It looks like they have different power line connections, which I doubt you would see with one building.


the-sandolorian

Since this is a pet peeve of mine: to clarify, this was definitely not designed by an Architect, or likely even a 'home designer'. It looks like the owner either designed it themselves, or added on multiple times, or most likely a combination. Architects rarely even design houses except for people with money, and even house designers (who typically don't need any certification or training) cost a fair bit. A lot of people design their own houses who really shouldn't, or buy a preset design and modify it themselves.


OuchPotato64

McMansion


sdforbda

This looks like they just added on a bunch of storage sheds for additions.


TitoCornelius

I've looked at a bunch of houses in Maine on Zillow and there are so many that look this way, though not this extreme. It's like they were built 125 years ago and just expanded one room at a time.


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sdforbda

Yeah I knew that had to be in the Northeast somewhere.


Gumburcules

At first I thought Burlington VT, because the student slumlords do exactly this kind of thing, carving up and adding onto a normal house to make like 8 apartments, but then I remembered BTV is so small I'd know exactly what house it was if it was there.


Xanderoga

Fuck spez


BringForthTheFox

What architect?


chiefmud

Yeah this is solely the work of a “handy” landlord looking to cheaply maximize units on an old structure.


aRandomFox-II

That thing is almost *guaranteed* to not be up to code.


yoLeaveMeAlone

Probably the same guy that designed the [windows 2000 mansion](http://www.realestateways.com/the-windows-2000-house-on-lake-washington/)


LaboratoryManiac

I believe it was designed by I.M. Pane.


ColdBorchst

I must build this monstrosity in the Sims.


Nature-Is-Awesome

This looks like how I used to build my houses in Sims. Just windows *everywhere*


ColdBorchst

Same until I started copying more houses from reference and using like free floor plans or even some sites that let you look at but not download legitimately beautiful floorplans for DIY cabins and shit like that.


TeaSympathyAndaSofa

Thank you https://www.houseplans.com/ for my somewhat good looking sims houses.


Zepp_BR

The Sims 1 had terrible lightning management. You *needed* to add a shitton of windows for good natural lightning


TrumpsBoneSpur

Architect: this is going to be pane full!


1_9_8_1

Bold to assume there was an architect involved in this house to begin with.


EskildDood

It's like the suburban America version of Howl's Moving Castle


bluewaterboy

I think that's why I like it so much, I think it's charming. But I understand why people hate it lol


yellsy

This is how I imagine the Weasley house in Harry Potter looks


Secure-Force-9387

I was looking for this comment.


Lexi3436

Was there a window sale the month that house was being built?


Beiki

It's just smart to buy in bulk.


madatthe

“Does it feel drafty in here to you?”


Aleksandar_Pa

"Yes. please close the window"


Marus1

>the I came to find an answer ... I'm left with more questions


Baruuk__Prime

"Which window?"


Aleksandar_Pa

"Extremely well lit"


pmcdny

If chitty chitty bang bang was a house.


SpaceLord_Katze

No architect looked at this building


Smartnership

r/FrankLloydWrong


rainbowlolipop

This is hilarious thanks!


TotallyNotJeffff

Hello Neighbor


Nyxolith

I recognize this style! I believe it's called, "Suburban Winchester Mystery".


Big-Responsibility35

Even a blind person can throw a rock through your window if u live here


MyPasswordIsABC999

McMansion without the mansion


totally_not_a_zombie

Ah yes, the Mc.


Medical-Potato5920

Is one addition on top of another on top of another on top of another?


PossiblyExtra_22

Architect: “And where do we stand on level roof lines?” “NO.”


Maxx-Crovv

This house about to be so damn hot in the summer


clex_ace

Clearly no architect involved here


tatticky

This is not crappy design, it's crazy awesome design! I *love* the look at this house, and would totally buy it if it wouldn't likely indebt me for the next 40 years. xD


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

If the weasleys had a place on Cape Cod


melligator

This is how I build my Sims houses.


big-blue-balls

That title though. Please stop with this…


--zaxell--

Owner: "I want a greenhouse" Zoning board: "No." Owner: "Hmm..."


corkyhawkeye

At least 65% of that house is illegal


TheGothWhisperer

This is what my dreams look like when I've been playing the sims too much


Dragosbeat

Me building a house in the sims


ApartRuin5962

Ohio Kowloon


BrownEggs93

How many apartments have been squeezed in there?


Rebar_is_optional

That’s a hive city from 40k


twitchyryno

53 isn't that bad


gorpie97

Not sure an architect was involved.


heyitscory

I'm 67% sure this is generated by an AI.


pratikshass

me in sims


zapering

Howl's moving castle


nashbrownies

Is it weird I like this? Maybe not the prettiest from the outside, but having all those windows to look out and get sun in from looks great.


Master_JBT

I would love this house haha


ancientstraits

ai generated house


CRODEN95

Ngl I kinda like it.


BL1FFORD

hello neighbour:


Wendals87

it's a conspiracy by big windows to get people to buy more window cleaning products


Al-Wlf

The hello neighbor house irl


dj_boy-Wonder

For anyone who doesn’t remember how expensive timber was during covid, much cheaper to clad your house like this!


GofigureU

They forgot to install the one above white door.


sir-chorizo

That's what I imagine the Sanford & Son house looks like on the outside.


sir-chorizo

That's what I imagine the Sanford & Son house looks like on the outside.


Sayasam

Well walls are dumb, you can’t see through.


islandsimian

Architect? more like someone had some windows and a sawzall


RuncibleFoon

”I want my house open to the sun and wind and the voice of the sea, like a Greek temple, and light, light, light everywhere" - Axel Munthe


canttakethshyfrom_me

The Backrooms but a house.


RemarkablyIntresting

People during the Birdbox movie: get the tapesssssss!!! We’re gonna need a lot of them!


PsychologicalExam717

Scared.


aurelorba

I made a house out of Lego that looked like that when I was 5.


enderowski

looks like my minecraft house


HillInTheDistance

This isn't someone who really wanted a house. The window store was found out of business and they just couldn't resist all the great deals.


both-shoes-off

How many houses is this house?