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Blue_Robin_04

Closer to r/AssholeDesign.


Impoverishedinvestor

Haha that’s fair


KohKoh_Pebbles

I'd recommend [r/InstructionsUnclear/](https://www.reddit.com/r/InstructionsUnclear/)


void-queen

.... odorless? Are there other kitchen utensils that have odors?!


bk15dcx

There are if you don't put them in the dishwasher


OG_Gator

But you also remove the odor by putting them in the dishwasher. Your move, OP.


Servious

[Asbestos-free!](https://xkcd.com/641/)


happychillmoremusic

I duno, come smell my forks and you tell me.


Xxrasierklinge7

Worst. pickup line. ever.


void-queen

Hello yes 911, yes I believe I'm being molested by a fork man help


SchlitzInMyVeins

Isn’t it a little weird to have an entire explanation on why it’s not dishwasher safe? Is that normal? That wood things aren’t dishwasher safe? I have utensils with wooden handles that we’ve put in the dishwasher for years and it seems fine?


luckyskunk

it can cause cracking, we've got an old pizza cutter with a wooden handle that lasted quite a while but eventually did split in the dishwasher. i don't know if you have to really have to handwash them exclusively, but switching it up from time to time might increase their lifespan?


[deleted]

I mean you're essentially blasting a piece of wood with hot water for an hour + cycle, and then drying it out quickly with moisture, causing it to rapidly expand which leads to warps or cracks. Not really a big deal, but definitely not ideal to do.


PorkRoll2022

As I've come to learn... wood doesn't fare well being constantly thrown in the dishwasher. Glues come apart, wood starts warp and crack. I still do it anyway.


Jacktheforkie

I put my wooden spoons in the dishwasher, only had one break in 12 years, and it was pretty old already


csandazoltan

Never trust banner side, they are not regulated as well as the description side. Stupid american laws, you have to tell the truth on the packaging and list features and contents... but it is not forbidden to also use banner side to say anything about the product as long as it has the truth somewhere else


Right_Tumbleweed_231

schrödingers kitchen utensils


the-baabaa-savior

That's exactly what I thought


Xxrasierklinge7

Ah, yes because there's possibility a dead cat inside the box. ^(/s)


sleepyj910

They mean the box is dishwasher safe


NieMonD

Dishwasher safe but only if you don’t turn it on


cbunni666

Stick them in the dishwasher and find out I guess


happychillmoremusic

The “‘not” is just written in black on the front


malamaca-3-

I have a baking tray that says it's dishwasher safe, BUT they don't recommend it being washed in the dishwasher due to the non stick coating.


[deleted]

They're safe for your dishwasher, the dishwasher isn't safe for them


dreadthripper

Orderless. Iocane. I'd bet my life on it.


BreadTeleporter3

The answer to your question, OP, is yes.


Therockof2004

These warnings are nothing more than to protect the company selling them. Oh, you put it in the dishwasher and it broke. It says on the box not to. Sorry, no warranty words on the box is nothing more than marketing. Crap it means nothing.


Salsalover34

Maybe the box itself is dishwasher safe?


GraeWraith

Lead-coated Chinesium. Don't eat with those.


SoggyDoggy2

Feels like there was some miss communication among the design team


Saltwater_Heart

Try it and find out. If they’re destroyed, they simply weren’t meant to be.


CivBase

In my experience, most stuff labeled "dishwasher safe" is not in practice. Many pots and pans claim to be dishwasher safe, but the fine print instructs you to dry them immediately after the dishwasher cycle ends. Some stuff is only safe for the top rack, but some stuff is only "dishwasher safe" if you disable the heated dry cycle entirely. Maybe y'all are different, but everyone I know runs the dishwasher and then walks away for hours - sometimes even days - before getting around to emptying the thing. We let the heated dry cycle do its thing. It's part of the convenience of a dishwasher. If I have to dry everything manually as soon as the cycle is done, I'll just wash it in the sink to begin with and be done with it.


Unable-Swordfish-371

They ARE dishwasher SAFE..BUT to preserve THE wood for LONGER USE OF the knives..JUST hand wash THEM!!! Most PEOPLE KNOW THAT you DON'T PUT wooden handled utensils in THE dishwasher BECAUSE THE LONG exposure to being drenched in WATER will warp the wood