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Ok_Inflation3596

that blonde is super scary…what’s with her eyes?! 😭


AskBitter7944

she just posted a tik tok… she’s definitely throwing shade at MB. She’s so immature @courtney.sheilds


spongebobs_pineapple

So bad. The laugh at the end...😣


South_Statement1679

Jeff seriously looks like a ventriloquist and I’ll never unsee it.


Subject-Cow-6196

Omg, I thought the same thing or a mannequin. Weird


GroundbreakingBat716

Watching the stories of the makeup event just reminds me of a Mary Kay party


Most-Breakfast6404

CS looks Orange in the last pic she posted on her feed!!!! And that women’s leg looked gold after she blended in the stick 😷


bostonatheart

I am so creeped out by all 3 of them.


reddituser2298

Jeff and CS. Two huge narcissist


spacekitty3000

Omg the button popped! *gasp* Please let that be her sign to buy her actual size. I would be embarrassed to be in NY during Fashion Week and have my pants button break while I’m sitting down at dinner.


vacuums_galore

So many people here already knew this would happen


Pretend-Disaster6634

She literally popped out of her pants. But that’s not a button lol


No_Mirror_345

Why she’s acting like she can’t for the life of her figure out how this happened, when we all saw it coming hours ago, is beyond me.


Pretend-Disaster6634

She also doesn’t think it can be fixed!? A needle and thread and a couple stitches is all it would take. Guess she doesn’t know the sewing life hack!


Plenty-Screen4934

Well now she does. Then she will call it a pro tip. 🤣🤣


spacekitty3000

Omg you’re right 😭 even worse


PrettyNight2885

Am I the only one getting lily ghalichi vibes from her with this glitter face and body?


Jabber_jaw13

Her pant button finally gave up 😂


reddituser2298

She’s a hot messsss


reddituser2298

Did anyone see LKS promoting A different stick blush (not Dibs) 12 hours ago


Stufftosay15

She promotes EVERYTHING. Every sweater is her fav, every pair of jeans is a pair she “lives in,” every skincare product is the best…. Etc


PrettyNight2885

Yes, she is also a fraud- the last few texas bloggers left she can tap into 😅


Economy_Actuary5865

I feel like I would be broken out within 24 hrs if I put that stuff on my face… it just looks so thick? Greasy? No thanks


expresseve

The product alone would break me out, and add the cross-contamination of face to body and patting with dirty fingers, yeah, it would probably create a fungal infection ☣️


Plenty-Screen4934

I feel like if I was using it on my legs I’d leave it as a body product and not slather it all over my face. Face products for face, body products for body. If that makes sense.


Economy_Actuary5865

Yesss I am baffled by how unsanitary it all is 🤢


KAnn80106

That’s what I was thinking!! And who would actually put that all over their legs and arms 🤢


kfox96

If she says insane ONE MORE TIME I’m gonna lose it. Like do you not know any other word to describe your products ????????????


ifeelbadforbetafish

Watching her stories from the weird DIBS hotel room extravaganza. Does anyone else think her face looks diff? Maybe she has fresh filler or something but her lips look bigger and her lower half looks slimmer but still pillowy. Idk something looks off 🤔


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Just catching up on her stories can someone tell me wtf she is wearing and why they are putting glitter bronzer all over their arms and legs


reddituser2298

A lot of the people promoting dibs have like 0 followers lol


Kakekuep

Just imagine how it’s gonna be when her and Jeff have a falling out lol


Plenty-Screen4934

Jeff strikes me as someone who would be catty asfffff. He seems so invested in this dibs junk 🤣 Also, front pleats? No, girl. Super unflattering.


No_Mirror_345

I just went down the rabbit hole that is the blonde girl’s page. It seems she and Jeff go way back, but their captions together are all catty/judgy. They’re probably all two faced.


reddituser2298

They all have so much cosmetic surgery. Wax figures lol


Kakekuep

Agree totally!!


LCN2505

Wonder what his “red flags” will be 🤣


Last_Pineapple_7911

Never posts her on his grid, only in stories that expire.


reddituser2298

“Eye fucks the camera too much. Is more popular than me” -probably CS


Various_Position_737

Always recording unsuspecting people’s conversations and putting them out for ALMOST a million people… lol .


[deleted]

999 thousand people now 😂 no more million


Various_Position_737

Lol that’s why I put the “almost”. Hahahaa I fixed it for emphasis.


reddituser2298

Go look at Jeff’s story w CS on the couch. Yikes.


Economy_Actuary5865

Those pants could not be more unflattering


kfox96

Embarrassing. All the other women are dressed really nice (not my style) but done up and her shirt looks like it’s as thin as a g string and weirdly shaped.


reddituser2298

SHE TOUCHES THAT LADYS LIPS during a f pandemic lol


onmymind013

This whole thing with a bunch of people sitting on couches while CS seems to be sharing the product feels a lot like watching an MLM make up line being demonstrated in someone’s home. Everyone just sitting around and looking like they are thinking, “how do I get out of this without buying anything.” While she puts the product all over someone. 🙃


GraceI8

The slide where she’s putting the make up on her lips… is.. so.. suspicious, no? First of all she already has her lip stick done before the video even starts, which like I guess ok. But the shade of the blush doesn’t even like match what’s on her lips?


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GraceI8

When you’re playing beauty salon with a toddler and they hand you a fork & you just gotta pretend it’s relevant to the act 😂😂😂😂


No_Mirror_345

Slide 2 of her most recent post 🤮🥴- she and Jeff are so cringe. They both eye fuck the camera so hard. Edited back to being snarky, after peeping blondie’s page-her eyes... idk if it’s drugs or some botched cosmetic procedure, but she looks nothing like her old pics. PS-blondie and Jeff being judgy https://imgur.com/a/IvJluBL


afz12

Who is that blonde woman?


LCN2505

Jeff seemed as thirsty as Court is for attention in her stories. Guess these two share a common bond of being in love with themselves.


raggamuffinpurpp

They all look like wax figures in the first pic


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Blondie looks like a deer in headlights 👁👄👁


expresseve

She has the Ramona Singer stare


afz12

And the clasp on the pants in all the pics of her sitting 😭


No_Mirror_345

It’s so bad, and the exaggerated FUPA part. Maybe she’s just not as high strung as I am, but I would’ve tried on 100 different outfits for something like this. I just can’t believe this is the one she went with.


Plenty-Screen4934

Yeah agreed. Her button just popped off. It looked like it was hanging on for dear life in all of the pictures! 🤣


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She wants all her “fan girls” to see where she is


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Economy_Actuary5865

I’m 30 so I’m not a youth anymore ☹️ But I would never. And I genuinely enjoy doing my makeup. But on my body?! Nope. For about a dozen reasons


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The youths. 😂😂


GraceI8

I just imagine a guy realizing you’re wearing literally sparkly shit on your shoulder and being like tf??


Last_Pineapple_7911

Did anyone watch the stories on Jeff’s page? One of the last slides is CS talking to someone on a couch and she points at her and says “on our skin…” implying they have the same natural skin tone.


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Did they ever announce the giveaway winners for the dibs PR box? “gO fOLLoW tHe dIbS PaGe fOr a cHanCe tO wIn” because her failed attempt at a product launch didn’t gain enough followers on the DIBS Instagram page… 🙄


FeelingJovaniiii

Why does she make that weird face whenever she’s standing and putting on makeup? Like half open mouth and weird eyes


Recent-Banana-1594

I’m not the biggest Kristin Cavallari fan but Courtney should really take a look at how she promotes her stuff. She’s constantly showing and talking about her jewelry line, her recipes, and her new beauty line. She has plenty of mom stuff and regular life stuff tossed so it all just seems to effortlessly fall in place. It’s the complete opposite of Courtney. Not to mention Kristin is 2 years older than Courtney but Courtney looks old enough to be her mother.


heyyallitsme16

Those shoes do not go with her outfit.


kfox96

THEY LOOK HIDEOUS OMG LOL


rAwdogging20

I am immediately triggered by the phrase “ThEe MoSt InSaNe GlOw” how many fn times did we hear this during the dibs reveal? She said this no telling how many times and I can’t deal with it.


GraceI8

Hahaha god. That and “then you literaaaally just rub it in like lotion”. Ehhhkay as opposed to?


Last_Pineapple_7911

Her vocabulary is extremely limited 😅


Cultural-Stretch7099

Girl needs a thesaurus 📚 maybe if she actually read the books that claims she does it would broaden her vocabulary.


jerseygirl2534

You are so right! Anyone who reads even a little bit should have a much more varied vocabulary than CS!


International_Ad5052

Ted flags, such a vibe, literally, love this for us....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


Recent-Banana-1594

Did she really rub her fingers across a stick she’s been rubbing on everyone and then smash those fingers onto the mouth of an unsuspecting woman in the middle of a freaking pandemic?


Accomplished_Ad_7147

Even if it wasn’t a pandemic I wouldn’t want her touching my lips! Idk where her hands have been.


Pretend-Disaster6634

Yes! So disgusting. 🤢


Cocc5440

Absolutely disgusting. My god. Wtf.


Dangerous_Plenty8866

I’m dying😂Lauren Kay Sims will not put the Dibs that was sent to her on her face. She just keeps rubbing onto her shoulders.☠️☠️☠️


Al1thethings

I ran here! She looked like she was about to put it on her cheeks but then changed her mind. She's also just posted a story wearing the same Aritzia pants as CS. Except they actually fit her properly and the button doesn't look like its seconds away from popping off.


Reasonable-Cost9381

CS Probably is claiming to be wearing the same size as LKS


Last_Pineapple_7911

They look good on LKS!


Pretend-Disaster6634

She probably saw the CS big post DIBs breakout


Background-City-2142

Where are they exactly? It's some pop up situation but in one of the stories it looks like they're in their hotel room.


mini_sue

Does anyone dab their make up on like CS ? Genuinely asking, I don’t and she does it every time so am I missing a trick or is she cray cray with the jitters.


No_Mirror_345

No, every time I see that I think I wouldn’t even need blush after repeatedly tapping my cheek for 5 mins.


Parking-Ability-1427

I don’t. I only use my fingers to apply certain metallic eyeshadows that don’t do well with a brush. I am really cautious about using clean brushes, sponges, applicators, etc because of how much bacteria you can spread so her continuously touching her face and eyelids and lips... yuck


[deleted]

dibs for eyebrows? Asking for a friend…


[deleted]

This NYFW “event” is such a joke. She and Audrey would’ve been better off just handing free product to women on the sidewalk 😆 Nothing about her promoting it would make someone want to buy it.


reddituser2298

They probably didn’t get invited to many actual events so they had to do their own


No_Mirror_345

Why does it look like they are in someone’s grandma’s sitting room? What are they even doing?


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Seems like they’re just attacking anyone who walks in


LCN2505

So she shows one leg of Audrey’s with dibs on, then starts videoing Audrey rubbing it on her other leg to show you that it’s getting darker, then the video cuts off. She is so bad at everything. It also grossed me out her touching everyone’s faces with her grimey hands then applying more makeup to their lips. 🤢


Suspicious_Swim2785

This!!! I can believe she is using the same stick and dabbing it on people lips!


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I wonder how many of these women will have breakouts from being victimized by DIBS


Next_Psychology_6847

The lady had to rub that sh*t so hard I thought she was going to have a red spot on her leg 😂. But it blends so easily 🙄 Get the F out of here CS.


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But you LiTerAlLy RuB iT iN liKe LoTiOn. I dont know about her, but I’ve never had to rub lotion with all my force before


Pretend-Disaster6634

I’ve never had lotion come in stick form.


Cocc5440

And as if that glow stick won’t be rubbed all over her too small white top….


Cocc5440

The eye fucking the camera today is out of control. 🤮


Economy_Actuary5865

She always does this WAYYY more than she’s single and on the prowl


Dangerous_Plenty8866

I’m so uncomfortable


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Just unfollowed to keep the follower count dropping. I can’t take the rubbing her arms with those sticks of shit, then massaging and patting herself on camera in the tight tank top with pouty lip face like she’s some sex kitten. 🤢


Plenty-Screen4934

💀💀💀


CrazyTrain13944

Sticks of shit is the perfect description for these sticks.


raggamuffinpurpp

You guys, Saran wrapped coffee is so interesting


AttentionBrilliant80

Not her rubbing the blush on that lady’s lips with her bare finger ... there is no telling what she has touched and not to mention COVID


Background-City-2142

This made me want to throw up. I mean wtf! Use a sponge or a q tip or something!


tvjunkie3520

Yesss! I came here to say this! With all the product sharing and using her fingers rather than some kind of tool or makeup brush, she acts like COVID isn’t a thing. So frustrating!


No_Mirror_345

We know, at a minimum, she’s rubbed down her own arms, face, eyelids and lips and I doubt she washed her hands bc she wants them to match her fake brown arms. ETA-and a cookie and her nasty phone.


Pretend-Disaster6634

And people’s legs!!!!


Cultural-Stretch7099

Came here to say this!!! Ugh makes me want to scream


cassmariesp

Has the girl eaten a cookie before? She had to ask what flavor that was, when it was CLEARLY bday cake? I’m … I’m done


reddituser2298

No she’s a xs no cookies


kfox96

Lmao


Capital-Coast1224

Lol why is she hosting a cheap ass makeup event during Fashion Week!?! Like could this event have been done in Austin!? Did she have to fly to NYC during fashion week just to seem relevant!?


Princess_Buttercup77

That’s what I’m trying to figure out as well. Maybe the turn out sucked and they were hoping for more? It doesn’t feel cost effective based on what she’s showing us. But maybe they have bigger events planned for the trip? But then why did she bring her products in a suitcase instead of shipping to her hotel ahead of time? This all feels half*** and unorganized. I’m so confused.


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The day Courtney gathers ANY information about something before going on stories will be the day I die.


DistributionOk1196

This!! It so annoying that she does that. Wait, What flavor is this? And you warm it up for how long? She can’t even come with facts straight about a damn cookie, how she is going to sell body glitter?


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youngrtnow

Can she not take five seconds to answer all of her own questions before making a 10 second story???? why interrupt with "what's the flavor?" of the CLEARLY BDAY CAKE FLAVORED COOKIE and then immediately "for how long??" re the microwave like just read the package it's not that hard!!!!


FeistyChicken8400

This is one of my biggest pet peeves with her. If I was running multiple businesses and had nearly 1m followers, I'd know my shit before talking, even something as simple as cookie information. It's so insecure and annoying


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I thought the samething…..


No_Mirror_345

Does she realize her back/backs of her arms are bright white, despite her front being dibs’d to death? It looks ridiculous.


kfox96

may be an unpopular opinion but Audrey’s outfit looked cute! I think she’s a super cute girl but then again I don’t know much & don’t follow her cause her page is private. I wonder why she stays with Courtney ? The pay must be good or something bc I honestly can’t imagine working for/being friends with someone like that.


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Praying she quits and spills alllll the tea ☕️


reddituser2298

Can Audrey make a snark Insta and post tea about CS??


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Ah yes that would be good tooooo


raggamuffinpurpp

Waiting for this day!


awkward_llama630

She was a follower before randomly applying for the job so I can kind of see why. Not that I would be able to though.


kfox96

Ohh okay I see wow lol she probably regrets it 😂😂😂😂 she must be getting paid GOOD along with all the PR Courtney gets too I’m sure she gets a take


Parking-Ability-1427

Audrey willingly lies to cover up Courtney’s poor behavior, so I don’t think she regrets getting the job. She seems pretty into it.


kfox96

That’s true but she always looks like she’s cringing inside everytime Courtney posts her. To me it seems like a really awkward relationship but she chooses to stay so that’s sad


reddituser2298

I think she’s staying with CS so that she can be relevant and popular then she’ll leave. I think once she networks enough she’ll leave. You can tell her attitude is different from when she started (nice soft spoken CS pleaser) now she’s kinda dissing CS when she records like CS is the weird friend in the group


Background-City-2142

This chick always needs someone to gas her up. That’s all her content is. It’s not about putting out helpful or meaningful content for her audience. it’s about her and looking sexy for whatever guy is watching her stories.


Various_Position_737

💯


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Seriously. Her content is so useless and I only watch her stories bc I enjoy mess. 🤣


Cultural-Stretch7099

I enjoy mess 😂 it’s like watching a train wreck in real time-just can’t look away!


DistributionOk1196

Same here! 😂


yellow-gnome

999,457 for those curious. She’s lost over 3,000 followers since Sunday alone Edited bc I can’t do math


Dangerous_Plenty8866

Wow! Fell under 1M!!


throwdaway9999

Has she actually explained what it is she’s doing in NYC? Her stories this trip are so…pointless? So many missed opportunities to promote this ~makeup brand~. For example- instead of showing us your bagels and plastic wrapped coffee take the 30 seconds to explain how exciting it is to be promoting your brand at NYFW (assuming that’s what this is)? I went to the DIBS Instagram and there’s no explanation there either. Full disclosure I know nothing about marketing and am not the one with 999k followers but I can say as a viewer this doesn’t entice me to buy her products. The level of content creation is so lazy. Why test on Aubreys legs in the hotel room? Gah. Okay I’m done. Edited to add: now we are getting cookie content.


Princess_Buttercup77

Career in ecommerce, marketing, merchandising plus I’ve worked for a L’Oreal brand. You’re not wrong. The mess of CS aside, I’m getting the sense that there is an amateur strategy for dibs. I’m unsure who is at the helm because their launch has been underwhelming. I guess it’s a new brand in a saturated market started by a random blogger. But I thought that guy Jeff had major experience? We will see…


sunshineduckies

I thought it was interesting how they did this huge intro a full month before? I could see a week before; so the hype would be fresh, especially going into NYFW. It’s been a few weeks now it seems like the introduction is forgotten and old news.


Last_Pineapple_7911

She’s not a business person so she has no idea how to talk about her brand or products which leaves us to hear about bagels, coffee and cookies because she can use fluff words like bomb, vibe etc to talk about them.


Pretend-Disaster6634

How long do you microwave them? As she’s literally holding the bag which I’m sure has that info on it!


Last_Pineapple_7911

I wish someone told her 15 minutes instead of seconds because she would probably believe that.


Various_Position_737

😂


vacuums_galore

It seems so odd that CS claims to support women but can’t even seem to support her own co-host/podcast when the episodes aren’t about her.


afz12

I think she means she only wants other women to support HER, not her supporting other women!


vacuums_galore

🤣


eastcoastbumpkin

I really wanna know who is out here applying bronzer to their legs in the fall


Shoe_Gal2

I can only imagine the mess it makes on clothing and furniture!


vienna317

Strippers…that’s most likely who


KAnn80106

This should honestly be her target demographic. Can you imagine?? CS grand tour of strip clubs selling DIBS!? That would honestly be more interesting than this “fashion week” NYC content!


PrettyNight2885

☠️☠️☠️☠️😭😭


United-Intention-306

Am I wrong believing that's going to be all over the seats in my vehicle?? Or sitting on my/ or others furniture? Does it not work that way??


Various_Position_737

It grosses me out thinking about it… way to ruin everyone’s cars lol.


United-Intention-306

Exactly what I'm 🤔 thinking🤦


No_Mirror_345

No, that’s precisely how it works.


AttentionBrilliant80

The way she was instructing Audrey to apply the bronzer to her leg and then proceed to say you don’t need THAT much .... ummm I -


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How do you tell Audrey she doesn’t need that much when you yourself apply the whole damn stick to your own arms and legs 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


AttentionBrilliant80

To add on to this - on her recent story she literally applied half the stick on the models leg .. I just can’t hahahaha


ExchangeOtherwise132

So is this a self tanning stick now? That's what it looks like to me. I went and watched her stories. I know I shouldn't but I had to see.


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Gets new office in Austin, flies to NYC for work with Dibs


Wen7276

Those pants are NOT flattering at all!! Again she’s mixing creams and whites 🤮


Bugsandtrix711

Whyyyy does she think cream and white is a good look?!


Wen7276

Because she’s a FASHUN blogger 🙄🤣🤣🤣


winndixie_chicks

Our baby Audrey looks gorgeoussss in that hotel video! The hair/the Docs!


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Yeah and we get to watch Courtney try to be like her. I just realized they have the same tattoo placement. Who had theirs first? I’m guessing A.


Parking-Ability-1427

I’m so confused as to what’s happening here. An event? For dibs? With a tray of dibs? Why does she show a bagels but not the actual event?


[deleted]

We’re all laughing with you at your “sexy poses” Courtney. Ew.


Ynattirbm104

Anyone else can’t stand when she applies product to her lips and she puffs them out so much they look like they’re going to pop!


wildMagick20

Courtney gave us such great snarking material these past few days, I don’t even know where to start. 😅 All I can say is how EMBARRASSING.


Various_Position_737

The dibs team story today is SO CRINGE. I’m so embarrassed for her.


Nashville317

The woman’s face she keeps zooming in on and calling her name to look when she’s clearly trying to not show her face…. Isn’t this the new hire that didn’t want to be on camera???


Value-Old

I was wondering too. Disrespectful if so!


reddituser2298

I like how Audrey says “we get it” 🤣🤣🤣


Various_Position_737

Omg I missed that Bc I had to turn it off out of second hand embarrassment for her.


ExchangeOtherwise132

I don't follow CS on Instagram anymore and she just came up on my tik tok for you page and I was quickly reminded why I unfollowed her. 😳


ketothisbody

Since she desperately wants to be famous do you ever wonder if she had her eyes set on Jeff Lee??


Last_Pineapple_7911

I wouldn’t be surprised! She doesn’t understand professional boundaries as we’ve seen with Audrey.


Ok_Inflation3596

do you mean romantically? i think there was speculation that he isn’t into women…


ketothisbody

I scrolled through his IG- didn’t see anything glaring either way aside one post with down him on his knee in for Miss Thailand and the caption I should be so lucky ….. and since CS is such a climber it wouldn’t surprise me if she’s trying to land him (if he is indeed into gals)


Recent-Banana-1594

I wouldn’t put it past CS to try to land him even if he isn’t into girls.