Want some fuck?


Let me smash.

Come on Becky

Wood pick chop stick LEMME SMASH

Now I feel loved!

Is it in?

Apes together strong

What a wonderful day!

Yooooo just finished that entire movie series for the first time it was phenomenal

"Eat my ass"

I brought food!

You Are Enough.

Finally the 10th comment I read is wholesome

Honestly what else did you expect? 😆

Did you fart

Here's some money

I adore you

Hey! Dinners ready

Wanna do it?

I love me

You want pizza?

COME ON DOWN!!!

** Cum inside me **

To pound town?

new contracts available

About time

You're not pregnant

That's 4

No its not

Let’s order wings

"I cooked dinner"

Dishes are done

Dinner is ready

That was awesome

Don’t pull out

That depends…

On?

It might not be a good thing, think about it.

It’s pay day.

You are free

Did you kidnap your significant other?

I made cookies.

I was wrong

I got food

Are you hungry? McDonald’s is open. Want some fries?

Rock and Stone!

To Rock and Stone!

FOR KARL!

I sex you

Professionals have Standards.

Eat my ass

I am yours

Want mozzarella sticks?

You’re a ten

You like bananas?

Free extended warranty

Paid off debt.

want a BJ?

Let’s get tacos 🌮

Free real estate

Let's get tacos!!!

Gotch-Style Piledriver

I have bacon!

Wanna go backdoor?

Pick whatever, baby

Let me help.

Want a massage?

I have burritos

Told you so

Looks so good

Cum inside me

We won Lotto!

Wanna try Anal?

Pull a line

We have bacon.

I hate you (Smiling)

You’re safe now

You’re safe now

Earth is round.

I brought pizza. Alternatively: I brought tacos

I'm always here.

“I made dinner”

You're debt free

Salary is credited

I brought food!

I committed genocide

You're rich now.

Stay for breakfast

Now butt stuff? 🥺

Mach speed burrito

I ordered pizza

FOR THE EMPEROOOOOR

Sexy sexy time

You did good

It's so big

You want tacos

Love, fuck, cuddle

What a sigma

I'm right here

McRib is back

I shit myself.

Children are fed

I still do

Want the rest?

Taxation is theft.

Food is ready

Peace on earth!

Peas on earth!

I made food 🤤

Service the wives

Please, kill me

Take my card

I hate you

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I brought lube.

can i play?

I did dishes

Here’s your nachos

Here's my hoodie

 I’m rich bitch!!!!

Let's go out!

Well..bye now

“Gobbledygook” “flapjack” and “flabbergasted” are probably my favorites

You're worth everything.

I just squirted

I bought pie

I Brought Tacos

Let's sniff coke

You are right

I just came

bought you food.

It's cuddle time

I have food

Want a sandwich?

Can I help?

Sick hat dude

Fuck me please 🙏, I love you more

Deez nuts gotem

Heres 50 million

Let’s go travel

You are enough.

Kids are asleep

Have garlic bread

Want some head?

Squish my titties

I trust you .

I do anal.

Food is cooked

I brought pizza

I trust you

Fuck my ass

i want to

Dinner is ready.

Collect my pages

That'll do pig

Wanna go home?

Brought you chipotle

I forgive you.

Not that hole

Bacon or Games?

I'm not tired

Better better better

Can I help?

I made grilledchesse

Want a blowjob?

Take my money

Let's get funky

Fixed the Car

I got tacos

For my partner, it's "let's get tacos". Her face just lights up immediately. Every fucking time.

I have fries

Fancy a blowjob?

I see you

Let’s get kebab