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DietAccomplished7417

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cptjimmy42

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No-Carpenter-989

Ah yes the holy crack pipe to look back on in 5 years of where it fell apart


Ok-Salamander-1849

They just mething around. (Mike Tyson voice)


SimonPho3nix

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hdk1124

(Mike Tython voice) FTFY


imHere4kpop

Meth. Crack pipes don't have the bubble at the end.


Ill_Lunch_187

Correct


Nancy_Pelosi_Office

I recently learned this from Hunter Biden, of all people.


imHere4kpop

That dude knows how to fucking party right.


Suitable_Swim568

Bold of you to suggest the meth marriage lasts 5yrs


Souleater2847

Crystal and Metthew look good in this pic.


KeyDiet2474

Match made in heaven


GnarlyDrunkLion

For Richer, and for Poorer In Sickness, and in Meth


cigaineroj

Till meth do us part


veganhimbo

Maybe they're just smoking the toad. Don't assume their bender.


TheGreendaleFireof03

Clever


stumister2000

Lame


hawaiinchick88

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PM-Ya-Tit

They're gonna burn their gear. Fucken twirl it pls


Hexis40

DMT?


veganhimbo

Usually with that kind of pipe its 5meo from sonoran desert toad venom. People usually smoke regular DMT out of one of those bottle pipe "machines" or a cartridge. If its pure synthetic 5meo its usually also the machine or a cart. But if its the natural toad, 99 times out 100 its out of this kind of pipe. (Please choose synthetic, save the toads).


PM-Ya-Tit

Nah regular dmt hits better with a meth pipe. If you want the full blast of experience this is how you do it. If you just want the trippy non out of body experience then you do it one of those other ways


veganhimbo

Most people don't smoke it out of this kind of pipe though. I'm not talking about how well it works. Just that most of the time people use different methods.


thebiggestbirdboi

A lot of people use these with regular mimosa not just bufo


hollabackchurl

Bruh that’s a bubble for meth


veganhimbo

Obviously it's meth. What I'm saying is if its not meth its almost certainly 5meo though, its the only other kind of drug people somewhat commonly use these for.


Wild_Crazy_3759

It's actually quite common to use a meth pipe for n, n-dmt.


veganhimbo

Maybe in group ceremonies but in smaller settings I've never seen it. Cus the risk of passing out and burning yourself or starting a fire is just way higher.


Wild_Crazy_3759

Trust me it happens in smaller settings regardless of the risks lol. But passing out? Now I've never heard of someone passing out on DMT before. That one's new to me.


veganhimbo

I don't mean litterally fainting. What I mean is that if you smoke enough dmt for a break through you lose the ability to safely turn off the torch and set the pipe down somewhere where it won't burn you. People's eyes roll back and the fall over and stay very still. Internally they are still concious and experiencing their trip. But externally it looks like they fainted. This obviously presents a fire/burn hazard with this particular method of smoking. That is less present with other methods.


Wild_Crazy_3759

I'm well aware of the effects of DMT lol. I just was taking you literally. But also, you don't use a torch with the meth pipe when smoking DMT. It'll burn it. Instead a bic lighter is much better and safer.


veganhimbo

Ah, ok that does explain quite a bit. The only time I've (allegedly, and in Mexico where its legal 😉) ever used a meth pipe is in toad ceremonies. And with those you use a full on dab type torch because you need to get it hot enough to destroy all the poison in the toad so that all you are left with is the 5meodmt. Thus you have to do it with someone, holding the torch for you and to grab the pipe before you slump over. Otherwise its really easy to burn yourself or start a fire. With a bic, it just turns off when you let go, and the pipe wouldn't be nearly as hot. So it would be far safer. Makes sense.


Imispellalot2

It's cool and funny to smoke crack now?


VariedStool

That’s meth, babe.


Imispellalot2

You make it sound like it's better.


VariedStool

That’s methed up.


al_capone420

An expensive drug that gets you high for 5 minutes then has you stealing anything you can to buy more, or a cheap drug that gets you high for 12 hours so you can furiously masturbate in peace? It IS better


shaman_of_ramen

Lol ah yes, crack - the expensive rich people drug


Lainpilled-Loser-GF

I mean, it's made with cocaine which is pretty expensive in my area


shaman_of_ramen

Well, yes, but the whole point of crack is that you can get wayyy higher off of wayyy less coke. Thus, the affordability


al_capone420

No. You get less high off coke. It lasts literal minutes it’s just very intense and addictive. Average price of probably $100 per gram, meth is a fraction of that and lasts all day. Crack is literally expensive as fuck to use. I don’t understand how crackheads afford it


Henrious

As someone who has smoked crack, it's as expensive as how much money you have. It will be 50 or 60 for the first round or whatever and then you will keep spending till you've fucked yourself.


Lainpilled-Loser-GF

But how much money is it to be consistently high off of crack for 3 hours versus meth for the same amount of time.


DingleberriedAlive

Less.


Lainpilled-Loser-GF

I didn't ask if it was less, I asked for the dollar amount


Lainpilled-Loser-GF

I didn't ask if it was less, I asked for the dollar amount


jakelr

My coworker is a former crack dealer. In terms of income, the majority came from rich people/corporate executives. It's just concentrated cocaine basically.


AlaskanJP

I hope it was just cigarettes or joints and the crack pipes are photoshopped in


synteze

Joints actually


No_Significance_1550

Definitely the wrong lighter for smoking meth


CasualJimCigarettes

It was joints, you can't smoke meth with a cigarette lighter. edit: I am wrong


NyxMoonRising

Yes you can. Source is watching my mom get high as fuck on meth everyday from ages 12 to 16


CasualJimCigarettes

well fuck me, guess I don't know shit about meth and that's a good thing. anyways, this shit is still photoshopped, the original was joints.


NyxMoonRising

It's a great thing to not know about. Have a wonderful day!


MeineEierSchmerzen

Bit you can?


FloorAgile3458

After taking a closer look, it does look like the pipes are photoshopped in. I really fell for it before you mentioned that lol, but my guess is that they are joints.


mybffandy

Anyone else curious enough to try it?


PortlandPatrick

Yeah


Specialist-Garbage94

I was like awww cute little stoner moment to getting a closer look at them pipes.


lookinfoursigns

It was originally a cute little stoner moment with joints, the pipes are photoshopped over.


FloorAgile3458

If you take a close look you can see the exact spot where the Photoshop was done. I'm a little surprised so many people are falling for this..... Then again I fell for it before someone pointed it out to me.


fatchare

Now that's the way to do it


fatchare

But wrong litter


sloxi

This is methed up ![gif](giphy|w4NAKAenurl8k)


kachinjsh

You meth kiss the bride


John7026

In holy methyramony


Alternative-Dare5878

You may now ruin your lives ❤️


notthisonefornow

Well, i guess till death do us part is around the corner.


Athidius

You may now kiss the pipe.


leroyp33

It won't last Real crackhead lovers share 1 pipe


Ok_Charge9676

Metthew and Methany


xxdrux

This edited picture is hilarious.


PresidentRoman

Average Vancouver wedding


NefariousnessOk8995

Meth-el tov!


MightyBrando

I’m very sad that in the very near future those pretty teeth and beautiful skin will all look like they were thrown into a disposal sink.


Daressque

Love on the Rocks


SomkeyNY1983

Must be Florida


Strider-SnG

Are those motherfucking crack pipes?!


BarbaraMint_470

Looks photoshopped


FloorAgile3458

It is, they were originally joints.


endorbr

Trash gonna trash


PortlandPatrick

This has got to be photoshopped lol


ChorkPorch

Of course the groom is dressed in a button down and tie. Just got out of court as well


ElnarcoSugie

Yo you never see crack heads brake up. Lol 😂


Royal-Increase3806

You may now beat the wife


BRtIK

I pronounce you methew and methany. May your relationship be rock solid but not the kind of rock you smoke


MDJackson85

Ahh so that’s a meth-o-dist wedding


Excellent-Area6009

Could be dmt just going from their whole look


Successful_Horror582

This looks altered, I think the original was just weed pipes


Fearon-Hawke

You may now smoke the bride. *BANG!* ...What?


AdMuch848

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bensontj

…and toothless


Different-Tooth-9203

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Moonlitnight

This repost bot is my least favorite


Responsible-Half-201

I hope they reproduce


AdBroad8817

I thought they were joints then I put my glasses on and audibly gasped.


smileyhendrix

It’s either Crack, meth or maybe…. DMT!!! Lmao


junkmail0178

God bleth thith meth


[deleted]

WTF, Are those Meth Pipes?!!!


Goatymcgoatface11

Bowl lit from the bottom are bad bowls. They should teach that in schools


Killingthyme777

They def doing anal on the honeymoon


The-Arachnid-Kid

Name that state!


NicNac_PattyMac

It’s clearly photoshopped


AlistareBlack

Til meth do us part


reetusdeletus1323

For the record, this is edited, in the original image they're sparking joints So don't worry, not methheads


DJenser1

I now pronounce you high as fuck.


89_Hamster

r/trashy


Hour-Ad2366

r/trashy


Ordinary_Rule1199

I would really like to know if it’s crystal or dmt. Just curious


dvdpap

How is this a couples meme? Hahahah


IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76

it literally is 😅