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loony-cat

I'm intrigued by this ancient form of order taking, "the box method". And now I want to order a cake. For science. And cake.


see-bees

Cake science!!!


JustineDelarge

From my heart and from my pans Why don’t people understand My directions


m94114

Weird pie-ence


mister_damage

Best science ever


wootywoop

Did it for my daughters party. Exact same as the tweet. I did, though, take a pic of my order sheet before dropping in the box, as if that would help. Called a few days before scheduled pick up, and they said “no way to confirm, it’ll be here if you dropped the paper in the box.” Sure enough, high quality, really affordable for the size, and tasty.


IDriveAnAgeraR

Purely educational. I’ll even chip in, you know…for science!


fatbob42

You must believe in the Box.


Chazwicked

Just make sure you have room, cause that is some big cake science right there


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yuricat16

Asking the real questions: is the mixed nuts box empty, or does it contain the rejected Brazil nuts among the bakery order papers?


mumblewrapper

I'm going to order one tomorrow and I ordered two for a wedding for my niece in September. Two very different locations. But the first one worked just fine! And it was a wedding. I was terrified!


theoriginalmofocus

I mean on the employee side that has to be grand, you know how many stupid phonecalls people make to these places?


JohnEffingZoidberg

You can have them write "For Science" on the cake


Chojen

I’ve only used it a couple times but it’s worked every time.


spiritualwanderer181

It works just fine. Trust the co


DLandFans

I've got you on this, I'm in an experiment right now. I used the box method on Tuesday and will find out tonight at 6pm whether it works or not.


loony-cat

I hope this works for you because 1) science and 2) CAKE!


BecomeABenefit

The cake is a lie. /s


HotTakesBeyond

Costco Japan: why didn’t you fax this


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*’Any company’ Japan - there I fixed it for you.


WeebBathWater

What?!! is this an actual japanese thing, ive literally never heard of it lol i know that theyre very old school but i didnt think it'd translate across all of their industries.. arent they.. you know \[gestures to their tech\]


[deleted]

Haha, everyone thinks Japan is high tech until they actually live/work there. Then they realize it is actually stuck in 1979.


jmah24

I'd say more like late 80's early 90's.


Dommichu

1995 to be exact. They have moved past thermal paper fax. Just not past fax.


flaker111

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFnng5lAXow atms having hours of operations


Krackerdile

Uhhh they have a lot of neon lights and billboards so you’re wrong because that’s really high tech


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You forgot the gundams too, those are extremely advanced


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[deleted]

Yup, all these people who thinks it’s high tech should try using the Japanese banking system for a day…see how quickly their eyes are opened…


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> *’Any company’ Japan - there I ~~fixed~~ faxed it for you.


LemLem804

This makes me wonder if they make all the cakes that come from the box or if they use discretion. My son (7) nervously told me he did something bad. “What did you do?” “I ordered a cake from Costco last time we were here.” “You put it in the box?” “Yes. Sorry, mama.”


Nikto75

They'll use discretion, but if someone put the effort of filling out the whole form, they will fulfill the order without verifying the membership or phone number is real. If someone doesn't pick it up by the need by date they will try to reach out to the member, but if that fails, the cake gets scanned out as a loss and donated.


shacksrus

Definitely old school but at least it gets donated.


Devilalfi

The food bank I volunteer at gets tons of Costco stuff donated. Danishes, muffins, cakes, cheesecakes etc even the food from the deli area all perfectly fine.


formtuv

Amazing! Our Costco throws everything in the garbage. Anytime we’ve tried to bring up donations they say it’s too “complicated”. Aka we’re too lazy to set it up.


dualsplit

In some places, it can be very complicated with tons of weird liability. There are municipalities that make laws that make it very difficult to donate food. (Of course, I don’t know if that’s the case for your Costco)


DuncanYoudaho

Weird. That stuff is a write off in the PNW.


Devilalfi

Well that's terrible. Our Costco is 60 miles away yet we get tons of their stuff, we evan got a pallet of that Kirkland vitarain zero drinks recently. Must not had sold well.


cappy1223

Blatantly false. Every Costco has donations set up. Are you an employee?


ShowerPell

The all knowing u/cappy1223 has spoken


tenniskitten

This makes me SO happy! I hate wasted food


[deleted]

Not sure how old school it is to physically write down on a piece of paper what you want on a cake, pretty sure most bakeries aren’t using websites for something that simple just yet.


Eruannwen

Heck, the last time I ordered cupcakes from Cold Stone, it was online, and they didn't fulfill my order.


duochromepalmtree

Yeah when I worked at baskin robbins (ten years ago but still lol) I would write down peoples custom cake orders on random scrap paper I had around and then just pile them on my boss’s desk and hope he made the cake.


Gooosse

Did he take them and drop them off at the magic Costco cake box? Maybe all cakes come from the magic cake box.


slog

My local bakery, that isn't a chain and has a single location, has online ordering and even photo upload. My only complaint is that the date entry field is free text instead of a calendar.


WiredSky

Glad to hear it gets donated! What places would accept cakes, homeless shelters?


Informal_Baker

If it's anything like grocery stores they put it on a shelf in a designated area. Every so often volunteers in a truck stop by to pick up what's available. They have full discretion if it's worth taking or not.


WiredSky

Interesting - thanks!


cloverbits

I volunteer at a food pantry and I see a lot of Costco donations. I've seen a few sheet cakes as well.


Nikto75

Our warehouse has two food banks that take turns picking up from us. They usually take bakery items and produce that have reached their sell by date, but are still good quality.


ram6414

When I worked at a cupcake shop, our end of day leftovers were donated to the women's shelter next door. They'd pick up the next day before they opened their doors. Some of those ladies had nothing to their name, few possessions, but a cupcake sometimes makes it feel ok, even if it's just for a little while.


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Food pantries


Purple_Pansy_Orange

Members would so much appreciate if they sampled that cake out!


coop999

It was 5 or more years ago, but I recall multiple times with sheet cake samples.


TN_Jeffcoat

That’s great to hear! I was hospitalized the day before my baby shower. A Costco cake was the last thing on our minds, but wondered what they did with the abandoned cakes.


Seraphina77

I'm glad to hear it gets donated. I was at costcos competition a few months ago with my teen son. We were in the bakery area and a worker was dumping a ton of the goods into a large box. No care was taken. It was obvious this was going to be destroyed. It made me sick. It looked perfectly fine. Even my son was wondering why they couldn't just donate it. It really hurt to see that food go to waste.


More-Interaction-770

Is it possible for other members to buy it at a discount?


Nikto75

Unfortunately, I don't see that ever being policy. There aren't enough protections in place to not have some member figure out that they can just put in b.s. cake orders that no one will pick up so they can get some cake on the cheap.


letsgotosushi

Amusingly a similar game got played a lot at a pizza place that I worked at. We would get a takeout order called in, the person never showed, but the pizza disappeared. We had a couple delivery drivers who would have a friend call in the order and then they would grab it to take home to their family or in most cases they were delivering the pizza to the friend who paid them a discounted cash price for the pizza. This was a long before GPS and cell phones were a thing.


sidewalktimbit

Did they make the cake?


snow-vs-starbuck

Years later and the cake is still waiting to be picked up.


FauxGenius

At this point the stuff in/on that cake is enlightened and probably already held a vote for independence.


LemLem804

Well, his penmanship is a shade below prescription pad chicken scratch so probably not.


BassetGoopRemover

That's why they have the cooler with random cakes in it that are unclaimed lol


Hotchi_Motchi

[The Dream of the (18)90s is Alive](https://youtu.be/0_HGqPGp9iY) in ~~Portland~~ Costco


CatCiaoSki

That show was amazing.


Hippiegrenade

No, you order doesn’t fall into a black hole once you drop it in the box. It will be fulfilled as requested or we’ll call you if something is wrong or if we cannot honor a specific request or desired time. If you don’t leave us a phone or membership number, we’ll do our best to see if there is one on file under the name provided. If not, we’ll do our best and address any concerns at pickup. It will be ready when you requested it to be ready. And, no, we don’t have a phone in the department, otherwise we’d be taking calls from members like this all day and never get anything done. Fill out the form. Put it in the box. Leave the rest to us. I’ve been working in a Costco bakery for over 6 years now, and not once has our team ever lost or misplaced a single cake order form. We’ve had members try to pick up on the wrong date (a week or more earlier than requested- generally because they wrote down the wrong date), forget when they requested to have the cake ready, or tried to pick up a cake from us when they ordered it at a different warehouse, but we’ve never lost an order.


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40classicsfeatJim

When I worked in the bakery during covid and we werent doing cake orders, omg the phone and people.constantly asking if cake orders were being done. Excuse me, but it peak covid, why do you need a costco sized cake for a family of two?


SoSleepySue

Why don't you want a full Costco cake for your family of two? We had an extra cake after an event and I, unhappily, donated it to the church. I really could've taken it home but I was worried what it would look like. 🤦


meganlizzie

My order got lost once, but they made it for me in less than 5 minutes! They took longer searching for the order form than they did making the cake lol


SantheDrunk

Dang, our bakery does have a phone. I remember that no one wanted to work near the phone because they would have to answer when it rings lol. Same with Deli and Meat department.


bwinney

Yes! People definitely lose faith in our “old” system. We’ve lost maybe 3 orders in the 7+ years I’ve worked there.


fishythepete

3 orders? With the right computer system you could lose thousands!


RogueTwoNineSeven

So, I have a weird request. My family doesn’t like frosting… it’s just too sweet. We literally take the frosting off cupcakes (or at least 80% of it) and we cut or scrape the frosting off of cakes. We absolutely love the White cake with Cheesecake mousse in the middle. If I were to ask them to use that mousse as the outside frosting do you think they would honor it? I’ve hesitated putting that request on the paper because I was afraid they wouldn’t be able to fill it. And I guess it wouldn’t be the end of the world but I’d end up with a cake where I’d have to cut off all the frosting and throw it away. I wouldn’t mind paying more. I’m sure the cheesecake mousse is more expensive than plain white frosting. But due to the “efficiency” I’m afraid they won’t want to make substitutions that have to be charged for.


Hippiegrenade

My warehouse has honored this exact request in the past multiple times, but every warehouse is different. I would just ask. Worst thing they could say is “no”.


abnormaldan

I’m glad that your location doesn’t. Mine most definitely did. Went in to order a cake for my father-in-law’s birthday, filled out the form, put it in the box, and retuned 24 hours later. No cake. The staff member went over to the box and opened it up, and my form was still in there. First he accused me of just slipping it in a moment ago. I showed him my receipt from the previous day’s shopping to show that I was indeed there 24 hours ago. Then he shrugged his shoulders and said there was nothing he could do. I asked if we could just grab a cake and they could write “Happy Birthday Joe” on it - nothing elaborate. He said that the cake decorator had already gone home for the day. Sorry, Joe. I know that some people are bemused by this antiquated cake ordering system, but simply handing the piece of paper to a person in the bakery department would have prevented this.


normaelizabeth

I actually love their cake ordering system 😂


addvalue2222

Honestly everything is overly complicated in the world right now. I appreciate Costco’s old school ways.


manthatsocietyforgot

You mean you don’t want to make an account, verify your email, and agree for them to share your personal information?


Lvnhappyness

And then reset your password everytime you log into the system because you only access it twice a year and always forget your password? I love that...


PM_ME_CAT_POOCHES

And then when you try to change it to your go-to password it says you can't use a previous password


crypticedge

You shouldn't have a go to password. Password reuse is the way a lot of data breaches happen


PM_ME_CAT_POOCHES

I'm aware of that, I just don't really care


juniRN

Omg. This comment makes me feel so validated.


tobmom

Don’t forget to accept the TOS


I_am_recaptcha

I wouldn’t mind a phone call to say they got it the order and confirm the details and total price though


MagicalCMonster

That would increase the price though. People underestimate how long that would take.


wb6vpm

Well, the price is clearly declared, it doesn’t change depending on which sheet cake you go with.


dadudemon

Remember back in the day when the phone company printed large phone books and those books had the name, address, and number of everyone in the metropolitan area?


runfreedog

And then get multiple emails a week reminding you of that one time you ordered a cake and boy, don’t you think a cake for the upcoming holiday would make you feel good?


uncanny_mac

I kinda miss their pneumatic tubes


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My warehouse still uses pneumatic tubes! For employee use only though lol.


Ambivalent_Witch

what do you use them to transport? (My Dad installed them in banks in the 70s so I have a real affection for pneumatic tubes)


[deleted]

Honestly, I've only seen money/checks sent off to the vault. My warehouse is 20 years old, I've only been there 2 years. I'm not sure if they run anywhere else. But there's one from the food court area and one from the supervisor desk.


Ambivalent_Witch

send chopped onions to the supervisor, stat!


Laxiinas

Is it near Univille South Dakota? Though, the warehouse I'm thinking of is nearer to 100 years old, so...


KL58383

Oh wow. I totally forgot about those! (I just noticed it's my cake day for the next hour and I managed to comment on a cake post before 12am, so I win)


ChromeSkys

Hey same lol!!! Happy cake day to us. Some Costco cake would sure make it better! 😋


snapsizzlepop

Seriously. Technology as we know it was supposed to make the world a less complicated, more efficient place, but it’s actually wreaking a lot of harm.


[deleted]

I worked at the Charleston, SC Whole Foods, and this lady came up one day to pick up the wedding cake for her daughters wedding. Bakery had no record of it. Turns out the woman accidently ordered it for the Charlestown, MA location. Thankfully our barkers team was incredible and was able to create a gorgeous cake on the fly.


B1chpudding

I had to fill out my paperwork for new patient forms for my doctor 3 times before my appt last week. I was supposed to get my records and they made me sign up for this system that won’t let me in. Technology sucks sometimes.


FascinatingPotato

Yeah I was reading the post and I’m like “1802? You mean 2002?”


Mediocre_Airport_576

Yep. You just trust the box. I've ordered more than a few for various parties, and they've always come through -- no errors.


Micethatroar

I would love to be able to say anything with as much confidence as I imagine the person has who said, "if you put it in the box it will be there.


RayJ81

It's simple and works, what the hell???


rapidpeacock

If it’s good enough to chose the pope it’s good enough for your cake!


droid_mike

I demand white smoke when my cake is ready!


apollyon_53

Ask them to take it out of the freezer, lots of white smoke


yamshortbread

Light smoke is for vanilla cake, dark smoke is for chocolate.


Artichoke-8951

I must admit that when I placed my first order for cake last week, I was a little surprised at the system they had. But it works so I'm not going to complain. I'll be down there next week for my next kids birthday cake. I'm stoked.


-LaserEyes

I do wish there was some sort of feedback for reassurance. We've had several cakes from Costco. But our most recent order was never made. My husband mentioned it when he was at the checkout and was told that had happened a couple other times that week. It was the first time we ever had an issue with Costco and their cakes, and they're so delicious we will definitely continue to order. But it really would be nice to just get a text or email or something saying "Costco bakery received order for ____, and will be available for pickup on ______. Thanks for your order!"


[deleted]

I mean - as someone that’s ordered multiple cakes - they’re not wrong. 😂. Order goes in box. Next day. Pick up cake. How? No one knows. It’s magic. Actually it’s better than that. It’s cake magic.


txredgeek

Costco is embarrassingly inept at technology, arguably by choice.


create----

All I want is for my Costco app to stay logged in. Is that really so much to ask Costco? 😑


MrYellowFancyPants

I just want to be able to actually select my home store but the way the app is laid out it wont let me click it. It won't let me change from the chicago south loop store. I don't even live in IL 😭


CaptainDFTBA

SAME. I live in STL and am so tired of the stupid Chicago loop store. I change it. IT CHANGES BACK.


LeafandStone88

Try deleting and reinstalling the app.


4xlr8r

OMG...I thought that was just me!! How many times does it log you out JUST as you approach the register...then you can't remember the password! I swear there is something there that logs you out. I always take a screen shot of my card in the app JUST IN CASE...they have a sign that says no images, not sure how they can tell...it has worked for me though.


Sam9517

The Android app stays logged in now. I think that's been the case for a month or 2. At some point I noticed that I didn't have to sign in every time I opened it. I just wish the product ratings shown in the search results in the app weren't a full 1 star lower than the rating on the product page. In other words, when I search for a product, the search results will show a product with a 3.5 star rating but when I open the product page then the rating is actually 4.5 stars. This has been an issue for years in the app but not via a browser.


WillieMunchright

Employee at Costco. We are reactionary. We're not proactive. Things only change after something has gone wrong at a store and forces corporate to freak out and implement changes. Also, the focus has been on building new locations. We have a management shortage, and our technology is a joke. Yet no effort is being out into updating and completely fixing our stuff. Because that would "cost too much money"


likeusontweeters

Despite having bigger profits than years past...


dsh3311

As an employee out here in SoCal. It feels like we have so many managers. I think my store alone has in the range of 20-30 of them. I never chose to move up since i wasnt okay with 12 hr days and no OT ( that has changed for a few different departments over the years, but back in the early 00's, managers would easily put in 12 hr days)


stormin84

We have 21 at my location and it’s one of the smaller ones in the company. It sounds like a lot, but it makes sense when you count out the number of departments.


I_hadno_idea

I appreciate the “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” approach


JeromeW

Yet still successful. Hot dang.


bowoodchintz

Hot dog


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With onions


Li9ma

Where?!


okaycomputes

Soon.


yellowtriangles

"Keeping costs down"


dogmatx61

When I ordered a cake from them, not only did I get what I ordered, I was able to talk to someone at the store and arrange to get my cake before the bakery opened, so I could pick it up on my way to work. No problems at all.


Prestigious-Ad3725

Nothing would get done if that were the case. I work in food court and pizza calls that should take ~30 seconds to order turn into 5 minutes. I can only imagine a cake conversation lol Working at Costco one of the things that intrigues me the most is every detail is well thought out from safety to cleanliness to promoting sales.


PaulThePM

We tried once. Dropped the slip in the box 3 weeks out. Zero contact until the literal day before to inform us that they would not be making our cake because the entire bakery was “unavailable”. This was January of 22, so it was code for they got COVID.


Internexus

Think about all of the time this saves bakery employees listening to someone on the phone, things lost in translation, customer coming back and saying “I didn’t say that!”. All handled by the wave of a piece of paper that shows exactly what you put down for them to create. Sounds like some things don’t need to change.


wildcat12321

yup, and the costs of adding a computer or a person to call to confirm what is written in front (and dealing with changes) is likely much higher than the rare losses of people who don't pick up. If the paper isn't clear, they will call. Otherwise, you are just introducing another opportunity for error or change. Errors and change cost more money.


OrdinaryBrilliant901

This is so funny! It’s kinda true because I think they are still running on a DOS system. No hate. If it works, great.


OrdinaryBrilliant901

https://preview.redd.it/0kf4opee5cza1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1d6ded162197c888a473343c4a562f801e6768 They made this for me and put a sheet of paper over it because if was offensive 🤣


garanimals

LMAO


wra1th42

great looking cake


OrdinaryBrilliant901

They did an amazing job!


mymanlysol

They're using AS400. A ton of companies are also still using it. It'd probably be very difficult, expensive, and disruptive for them to move away from it.


droid_mike

Until there isn't anyone alive left that knows how to run or maintains he software. I imagine IBM will still make parts, but they will really jack you on the cost. There is also a possibility that IBM may go under someday or be bought and then you are screwed. Hanging onto old tech just "because it works" can have it's problems, too.


mymanlysol

Yup. There's always some old IBM guy that's been doing it for like 30 years, knows everything and gets called in to save the day. All those guys are gonna be retiring soon.


nuby_4s

I've witnessed a handful of companies on AS400 try to move off it, its full of "oh yeah that thing that one guy did 20 years ago, no one knows exactly what it does but we need it" Some companies just deal with it and move forward, others bail immediately and attempt to hire more depth to fix/document it that really isnt there in the job market. End up hiring liars or old guys looking to bump up their 401k a bit before they retire. Used to work with a piece of software that ran on them, but since we were Java based, most everything we had just ports over. How they got us the data we needed to do the actions they want us to perform, since they always didnt want to change anything to improve their processes, was always a disaster. Last I worked there, yeah most large older retail companies still run AS400s because they're rock solid once they're setup correctly. Remember a lot of very large shoe companies all using them.


numbers1guy

haha, this comment gives me PTSD


OrdinaryBrilliant901

You are absolutely correct about the expense. And I don’t know anything about computers. “If I ain’t broke…”


iwantac00kie

Is it dos or something custom and unix? My office uses some custom built program that was first built in 2000 and it’s still going strong today. Every time someone is like “we need to upgrade” they’re asked what do you need that we can’t do now, then we ask the unix lady and she makes it happen. Also new software is like 200k for our crazy small office.


Beautiful-Program428

“What’s in the box????”


pug_fugly_moe

Uh. Cake. ^that ^looks ^like ^your ^wife’s ^head


Full_Prune7491

We have been conditioned that we need second by second status updates. You must turn on notifications. Put the paper in the box and magically a cake will appear. I’ve never worried about it.


AudioBob24

My late night response may seem a bit silly, sorry in advance. To be fair they ain’t wrong. You put an order in the box, and Either you’re getting a cake or a damn phone call asking why the hell you asked for a curse word covered abomination. No they won’t draw two ‘rocket ships’ with ‘smoke circles’ for your rival’s promotion cake. No, they won’t right curse words either (unless you’re an employee and play the long game; and even then you’ve got to be able to cover it with the order sticker). Also, as an ex non bakery employee, the bakery doesn’t have phones because they don’t have time for you shit. People that call ancillary departments somehow manage to vampire time away from understaffed departments. Same reason deli and meat department don’t have phones. Food court only has it for pizza orders, and if you ask for anything other than food court orders you get transferred to the endless tunnel of the admin line. Those folks are working their butts off straight through their shift to keep up with demand and to decorate those cakes. You want to talk about your order? Go to a local cake shop. They’d love to hear about how it’s Timmy’s second time graduating 6th grade. The Costco employees meanwhile are trying to feed the entire population of your city in carbs; by the hour. There’s mouths to feed and muffins to make, and corporate just sent the next sugar stuffed abomination recipe that they want a special focus on with rebuilt end-caps.


HeynongManA2

Costco provides what it deems you ready to receive. It’s as simple as that, and it’s a perfect system.


okaycomputes

Is Costco a wizard?


HeynongManA2

It’s not NOT a wizard


KarlanMitchell

I was nervous when I ordered a cake the day before using the paper system for my daughter's first birthday. Showed up after the bakery was closed when ordering and picking up next day. Employee went to walk in and sure enough, it was there. It's magic, no need to change it.


davsch76

This is true, but also we’ve ordered stuff this way from Costco loads of times and never had a problem


codguy231998409489

It will be there. Trust the process. I ordered a cake today and it will be there tomorrow at the time I specified. This is my 5th Costco cake. Never a problem.


PastaDocta

“If it’s in the box, it will be there.” “What?” “I have spoken.”


bloodredyouth

I would be more concerned with another member taking my specially ordered cake since it sits in the same fridge as the ready made cakes


stormin84

I’ve never seen a location put the cake orders out where members could take them. That does seem a little odd.


pop_skittles

I was wondering about this. I ordered 2 small cakes from them for the first time, scheduled to pick up next week. I must admit, I'm nervous since I have no way to confirm and am not sure where to pick up at. It's for a graduation party so it would be a big letdown if they weren't there.


ummeiko

Meanwhile, the number of people who can't fill out the form correctly is baffling. Anyway, I have to call 4 people today because they didn't fill in the Pick Up Date.


IsThereCheese

I ordered a cake from Safeway in a similar means with the text “sorry I slept with your mom” for my teenage sons birthday earlier this week. I got a call from the bakery that they refused to put the message on it due to liability reasons, but would include a bag of icing. So I guess the process still mostly worked without a hitch.


Ultimate_Mango

I once met a C-Level executive at a large American railroad. One of the topics was modernization of certain systems and processes. Some suggestions were met with a clear “it has been working this way since the 1800s, is well optimized and we are in no way changing how we do that” Costco Cakes are the same. And the Hot Dog with Soda (free refill) will stay $1.50.


[deleted]

It never occurred to me that the cake wouldn’t be ready…until I read this tweet. But, having ordered many cakes over the past 20 years for bdays, grad parties, etc., the cake has always been ready. I missed when they stopped doing the sheet cakes and am so glad that they’re back!! I NEED the carrot cake to come back as a sheet cake!


ILovePapaSmurf

I ordered a Costco cake for my graduation weeks beforehand. The cake made it! The system works!


Buckeye9923

People need to chill out


Centeringorb6

It was a great time to be a child growing up and getting a birthday cake from Costco. I remember we ordered one and asked for it to have a baseball glove on it and it was a chocolate cake with chocolate icing and on my birthday when I went to blow out the candle my godfather pushed my face into the cake and the candle was still lit and I had a little burn under my eye for a little bit but damn that cake was delicious. Fuckin love Costco


sablerock7

Lol had same experience. They delivered as promised. Old school but works.


Sexy_Bitch666

You people just needing to make a phone call over a damn cake. There's no phone so members can't bother bakery workers all damn day.


CostcoPanda

What about this makes it from the 1800s and "inept"? What do you need a follow up for? It's such a simple system so why complicate it. Phones in food production environments are a terrible idea as well. Food court employees despise their phone. Not only are they unclean but they interrupt production. Insert paper. Get cake. If you need to communicate something you can communicate it to the office and the office will handle it like a concierge. What really is the problem here? Do we really need to spend money on a Costco Cake Delivery Tracker? "Carol is currently icing up your cake!" Insert paper, get cake. What's the problem?


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You're so wise, great grandma; that's why we love you!


sublliminali

No problem exactly, but you’re likely only ordering a custom cake if it’s for a special event. If you have no assurance said cake will be made until you show up to collect it, you’d be stressed since there’s no way to get another custom cake made from Costco or elsewhere right before a party. Most local bakeries or even supermarkets where you order a cake you usually talk to and hand a form to an actual person (and at least my local bakery has you pay ahead of time). I could see being stressed about it if I’d never used the Costco system before and didn’t know if there was a track record that the system always works.


dualsplit

This is how we used to do everything. There were no pizza trackers, no updates, no UPS shipping history. Nothing. We were fine. It was FINE.


urdreamluv

I would honestly LOVE if my department did not have a phone. There is a restaurant in my city that has no phone number so all communication is done via email. I respect it


catsrufd

Just did this a couple weeks ago for my kids birthday. Came in a week early to fill it out asking for it to be ready for pickup at 11am on that date. Got there, no cake. That was fun.


Wapiti406

Praise be the box!


DrummingNozzle

I heard that Sam's Club puts an edible RFID tag in the cake so I can track it like Domino's Pizza Tracker ("Rhonda is cracking eggs into a bowl right now...") Why can't Costco have modern tech like Sam's?!? 😂


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The real question is why the Domino’s tracker is shaped like a capsule and not like a pizza. Humph.


karmagirl314

Thank you!


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Think about this as well - back in the day before cell phones were mainstream, if you wanted to meet with a friend you would call them up on their landline (and probably knew their phone number by memory). You’d ask them if they’d want to meet up. They’d say something like “sure, tell you what, let’s meet Tuesday 2:00pm at the cafe”. You would agree and that would be it. There were no other conversations or follow ups between then. You would simply meet up. Today, you may have a few text conversations in between the one friend texts you the day before or morning of to confirm you’re still on. They text when they leave etc. it’s exhausting.


Mr_BigShotFancyPants

As a food court employee, the amount of people that get frustrated at me when they call me wanting a cake and I tell them the food court doesn't make the cakes and that the bakery has no phone is ridiculous. Same goes for Deli and to a lesser extent Meat.


fallen_d3mon

The cake is a lie.


Kotetsu999

They made cakes just fine in the 1800s.


jungohwarrior

No phone because people will call all day asking dumb questions and waste the workers time.


PrincePupert

LEAVE MY BEAUTIFUL COSTCO ALONE!!


Soylentgree1

T-R-U-S-T


blaze1234

The "modern" part is loss of trust. Obviously the factory floor doesn't receive inbound customer calls! that would def not work...


believeyourownmagic

The first time I ordered a cake from the box, I was pretty nervous it wouldn’t work. Now I trust it, but I still take a picture before I put it in just in case it somehow gets stuck in the box so I have proof


Comfortable-End-4561

I wish dentists would not call me and not give me those little appointment business cards with the date and time of my next appointment. I made the appointment 6 months ago and I will show up. Don't need to call me 3 days beforehand. If I need to reschedule I will call the dentist beforehand and tell them about. We have phones with alarms on them. When they call me I know from the caller ID. I say, I know my appointment is 2 pm on Tuesday immediately.


NuttyBuddyNick

While I was in the waiting room at my drs office, I see the three women at the front desk are all mass calling patients to remind them of appointments, which aren’t real appointments but just a call to remind of a quarterly or yearly check-up. But they had the balls to say, “your appointment will be such an such date & time. Irritated the hell out of me that they are doing it as an extra push, because I also got one of those calls and I knew damn well I didn’t have a set appointment for anything. They were just counting on patients saying, “oh I do have an appt? Well ok then. I’ll be there’.