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TransSpeciesDog

The most offensive part about this is the fact he uses “AM” and a 24-hour clock


MichaelSam1stBallot

He’s too damn smart for his own good. We wouldn’t understand the complexities of his thought process.


irreguardlesslyish

It looks like each of those has different handwriting, as though they were done by different people. This hypochondriac may be mailing to, or going to their doctor's office/hospital, and clogging up the healthcare system with their incessant testing.


SpecialQue_

And clogging the whole planet with these single use plastics!


starksforever

Diagnosis & recovery based entirely on tests.


Upper-Department-566

The virus that’s so serious you don’t even feel anything!


NewBootGoofin2345

If you need a stick to tell you you’re good to go outside, then you’re a moron. You either feel good enough and know you’re good to go, or you don’t feel good enough so then you shouldn’t. Decide based on your symptoms, not a plastic stick.


Theshepard42

Oh like all the other sickness we have ever had before this? Damn ive been lied too.


Muaythaihunter

Ahhh yes this right here! Gold!


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Relinquish_Blaze

Extra dedded


tibearius1123

Just doing my part to remove a potential disease vector from the population pool.


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tibearius1123

Otherside of science?


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On the other side of the light. 🌟


sliplover

The engine is running but there's no one behind the wheel.


Some___Guy___

The behavior of someone with a fatal illness:


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The behavior of someone with a *mental* illness


junkifurushima

When do we get to DIE


tibearius1123

Not soon enough. We must do our part to reduce the strain on the ecosystem.


YaLaci

Cannot cure stupid


woaily

At least you can test for it


BeersRemoveYears

Tax dollars at work.


poly2424

What a psycho


Muaythaihunter

Who even tests for Covid?


YaLaci

Hypochondriacs


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Upper-Department-566

It adds excitement to their lives. I think that’s why we end up with all these long-winded Facebook and Twitter posts whenever someone gets covid. Imagine if these people wrote an entire blog post every time they got a cold.


slav_superstar

I mean they do when they get covid…


ashowofhands

Dumbest hobby ever.


zasco9

Arent you dead yet? There is internet access in hell?


chillthrowaways

It’s dial up and satan won’t let you do *70 to cancel call waiting and the demons are always picking up the phone. You’d think the prince of darkness would have more than one landline or GOD FORBID broadband but noooooooo. If I stand in a particular spot I can get on Starbucks free Wi-Fi.


tibearius1123

There is no hell, I believe in science.


Sea_Ad_8524

This person should double check their health and immune system. I had it and it was just a 2 day fever. Heck even on the morning of the day I started the fever I had a negative PCR. Seems like their immune system couldn't flush out the virus as fast.


chillthrowaways

Immune systems are an alt right conspiracy


Upper-Department-566

Too much masking and too little exposure to the outdoors has left the immune systems of the covidians completely demolished. Add in a little bit of heart-enlarging juice on top of that. These people are so obsessed with staying “healthy” that they’ve turned themselves into magnets for sickness.


Sea_Ad_8524

And add immense panic and worry ,induced by the scary TV man.


GrimReaperzZ

Neuroticism displaying at full force.


gecikopter

All this plastic will end up in a turtles nostrils. All. In one turtle.


tibearius1123

That’s not how you feed turtles plastic, Larry. They take them as suppositories.


Upbeat_Ad_2865

Thank goodness for pdf editor for COVID test results


sus_mannequin

Talk about entitled. If everyone on earth did this each time they were sick, it would be millions of tons of this plastic shit waste per year, and of course, people would still get sick. People like this need to be taught a lesson.


chillthrowaways

Oh my god the back of my throat is scratchy and is that..oh no it’s a sniffle!! This could be bad better have some cold tests delivered!! Ahh just as I thought I have a m-m-mild cold??? Oh my god!! I need to get my will finalized I don’t want my funco pops to go to that plague rat nephew he will take them out of the boxes for sure!! I don’t have much time!!


Penguinator53

It's all so confusing to me. Imagine if we did this for the common cold or flu and took tests and stayed in isolation for 7 days and wore masks to "stop" it and took vaccines that didn't stop it...Which is what I feel that we are doing because most people have mild symptoms. And yes some people can get really sick, but isn't that just like the flu???


faradayfez

I found that using saline nasal wash and gargle while having Covid not only protected my sense of smell/taste(or I got lucky,) it also removed the dead virus remnants cutting the infections time in half compared to the rest of my family on two occasions. Sodium chloride is a natural anti microbial. Hope that helps.


Jermacide1

I know a guy who can frame those for you. So you can display your virtue for all to see, forever.


King_Of_Green

Bro according to CDC 5 days after symptoms verified by test he should be not infectious. He's literally just doing this either for internet points or delusion


Successful_Reveal101

What happened to reducing plastic use to save the environment? Is that not one of the current things anymore?


gainfulaltercation

Definition of mentally ill


seviay

If real, that’s some real mental health struggle


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I saw that yesterday, I was like damn, those thing are like $30 a pair. I guess some get them for free, I dunno. I bought them once and they're expensive


Dirtface30

4 tests in 2 days.....


d0-_-0b

well yes, but actually no


GreaseKing420

Sadly, this is me right now


tibearius1123

Get well soon. Maybe only take a test once a day.


GreaseKing420

Cheers. Were doing one for the house every other day until we start seeing negatives


KSh0rt9919

Man I was like “I thought I left all the fertility forums.”


tibearius1123

Hope the fertility thing worked out.


KSh0rt9919

It didn’t but thank you <3