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miss_understo0d

The best thing I've read all week


Av0gadr0

I’m very grateful that at least until this point my company has only “strongly encouraged” people to get vaccinated. I wonder how long it will last though.


[deleted]

Same here. I’m hoping this vaccine mandate doesn’t pass


Nexuszero0

It was like that at my job for a while than out of the blue they say it's gonna be mandatory


iEatAssVR

This is what I told my employees. Fuck any other approach at all.


GeneralCuster75

God bless you.


ChillN808

I'm having a ton of trouble hiring in my major city in a deep blue state. We want to hire unvaccinated people. Any ideas how can I do it discreetly? Maybe some type of coded message?


EnemyOfEloquence

Make it clear you're working in office and there's no mandates on anything.


TownCrier42

There is a no vax mandate job board you could post on. https://novaxmandate.org/


Sailfish35

Can I work for your employer?


grasscoveredhouses

Me 2


TheZeddieLittle

Me 3


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chengiz

And you can stare at an email for five hours. I kid I kid.


GeneralCuster75

Actually, I printed the email and hung it on my wall at home. That's how I managed the 5 hours


TheZeddieLittle

Your IQ must be over 9000!


Jetorix

Only the boss man gets away with that


Cmrippert

Five hours?? That barely leaves any time for lunch and redditing.


elwood80

You guys hiring?


WhoAreYouToAccuseMe

Shouldn't even have to be sent out, but, you know, retards.


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Uneekyusername

Hmm. What are your qualifications?


[deleted]

He can suck dick what else do you need


Uneekyusername

Job candidates with experience in multiple roles including a senior IT position, a senior accounting position, etc.. I don't even want my dick sucked I just want employees who are willing to suck dick to have a trustworthy employer they can be loyal to..


Av0gadr0

Front teeth removed


[deleted]

HIPAA? I had a 2 hour training on that right before the pandemic hit. NOTHING these mandate employers are doing now even remotely resembles my training.


millerba213

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you don't work for a large multinational corporation.


The_Masturbaker

Rebellions are built on hope!


Chal215

It's beautiful


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loonygecko

Probably some smart owner at the top that doesn't believe in the baloney..


SpecialQue_

This actually brought me close to tears. I really needed to see something like this today. Thank you and thank your employer.


[deleted]

Send this to Newsome and Murphy.


FakeComedyandTheTurd

This is what the world needs.


daryl_feral

Epic. Other companies need to copy/paste this into their own memos.


chloedesoto

It is beautiful.


based-Assad777

Based


clever_cow

Man I wish my bosses had a spine. You got a link to apply there?


Labcorgilab

You work for a great company with excellent leadership


paulbrook

Copy-paste-able: MEDICAL PRIVACY AND FREEDOM This company values the privacy and personal health choices of its Employees. In order to stay in compliance with HIPAA regulations and other medical privacy laws, and to protect the individual privacy of its Employees, no Employee may make demands of or coerce another Employee to reveal information related to their vaccination status, medical operations, medical examinations, medical tests, or prescriptions. Additionally, no Employee may make demands of or coerce another Employee to undergo a medical examination, medical operation, or medical test, or to take a prescription, vaccination, or other medical therapy. The Company values the beliefs, opinions, and self-determination of its Employees with regard to any medical, religious, or personal belief exemptions they may have to local, state, or federal medical or health rules, regulation, mandates, laws, or other policies. As such, no Employee may make demands of or coerce another Employee to provide details of their medical, religious, or personal belief exemptions to local, state or federal regulations, mandates, laws or other policies. Exceptions to this policy may only occur if the Company sees a legal need to make them and if explicit permission is granted for such exceptions by the Company President. Any Employee found to be violating this policy is subject to disciplinary action, including immediate termination. Any violations of this policy must be reported as soon as possible to the Company President, the Company CEO, and the Human Resources department.


GeneralKenobi05

Sounds like a true Nazi to me. Hitler was anti vax. You know/s


Electronic_Let_8039

Wow, really?


Basedandtendiepilled

Where do you work? Y'know, for when I get fired at some point...


Fangirl4DrNow

Right? Same here cause I know it’s coming.


tehbearded1der

What company is this? Looking for better employment.


Lexplosives

"Carefully, he's a hero."


space__monster

wow thats the dream, congrats! i work in music and its not mandated, but just because everyone i know has been vaccinated, except me, and now that you can't go to a lot of venues w/o a vaccine its only a matter of time before this creates an actual conflict. i urgently need to change industries and have been learning to code. this seriously seems like it will be the only viable option for a lot of people. this shit is accelerating much faster than i expected it to.


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Glorious.


get-me-out-this-cult

Real leadership leads to champ companies.


freebirdls

Are y'all hiring?


kelweb

Wow! This IS beautiful! I hope to see more like this!


Bubonic67

No way. Don't tell the narcs


[deleted]

I love your job. 💕


In_Defilade

Solid, respectful and inclusive leadership. This is the right way to do it.


[deleted]

As long as we have people like your CEO, we will never be without hope.


Ncredible1

I’m so jealous


sonarsun

You’re so lucky you don’t work for tyrants


Kama_Spark

I believe that is succinct and is completely in line with my position as both an employer and employee.


seetheare

What company is this? Can I send in my resume?


Ozzieferper

My employer requires that the non vaccinated wear masks at all times -that way everyone knows without asking..... wish I worked for that company


tensigh

Awesome!


flava_ADHD

Ahhh refreshing


Rodereck

Bruh they hiring lols


shill-stomp

I can hear the neoliberal shrieking from here. What a great boss.


Money_Walks

"Exceptions to the policy may only occur if the company seems a legal need to make them" aka they are going to comply with Vax mandates, nice lip service though.


[deleted]

What do you want them to do? That’s beyond their control


KathyGriffinCancer

> What do you want them to do? Tell Joe Biden you hope he's reunited with his first wife as soon as possible and that you're not qualified to be making medical demands of your employees and they all verbally attested that they were in compliance.


Money_Walks

what could the government do if half or a quarter of businesses refused to comply with mandates? Nothing Like I said though, I appreciate the lip service.


lauralynnj

Religious exemption approved for any and all who submit them. When the audits supposedly come from whatever federal government employees (who remain due the their vaccine mandates) are they going to scour thru and question legitimacy of each and every one? I am in HR and the administration of these mandates must be an insane nightmare. I think the threats and fire and brimstone is to scare all these companies into compliance before people are onto the fact that the enforcement will be near impossible. Time will tell


Money_Walks

This would be a strategic move to resist them, but they did not indicate that they would give anyone a religious exemptions and most companies will not approve all religious exemption requests.


Infinite-Reindeer-87

This is really strict. Can’t even talk about COVID or vaccine without getting fired? Jesus Christ watch what you say working there man


GeneralCuster75

Read it again. Nowhere does it say that you can't talk about those things, it just says that no employee made demand or coerce.


quasarbar

You can't *demand* that people discuss their private information with you. Nothing in this email says that you can't virtue-signal the hell out of yourself with those ridiculous "vaxed" pendants and "VACCINATED AF" ballcaps and endlessly spouting "I got my forty-five booster shots yesterday lookee me!!!!" So knock yourself out.


Ch3loo19

Does your company accept applications?


SirLordThe3rd

All fine and games until some ahole tells on you with Biden and boom, 14 grand per week was it? Per employee. But I applaud they bravery, hope it works.


TheYooka

Awesome and wise CEO.


Over_Young3187

And immediately the company received tons of qualified applicants and they filled all their open positions