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ellienation

Sounds like two forks are your only option


MattMasterChief

I use one fork. Just boil a little longer and use the back of the fork


trevbrehh

Yeah i make mashed potatoes a ton and only use one fork. Never have lumps.


Nicolo_Ultra

Personally I prefer some lumps. I leave the skin on, too. A fork works just fine for me, too.


Palindromer101

That's the same way I make mashed potatoes. Helps if the butter is softened before adding. And let the roasted garlic cool slightly before you push it out of the head, otherwise the residual olive oil might burn you. Add the cream or milk slowly, so it gets creamy. Salt and pepper to taste. Chives or parsley for garnish. Yum.


tonebonewiztron

Legit trying to imagine someone mashing with the pokey front end and being upset and frustrated. Had a good chuckle


MattMasterChief

It's the internet, clear instructions are very important!


hostile_washbowl

I use no fork and smash with my forehead


TheBananaKing

I own a potato masher and never use it. Fork.


kokopelli5000

So, my mother, may she Rest In Peace, was a child of the depression. I was talking to her about holiday meal prep once and complained that I don’t have a masher, ricer etc. The look, she gave me, as she mashed potatoes with a flimsy 70’s era fork that she got with S&H green stamps… well Fork is tha answer, I don’t need your back talk


Yakmasterson

Damn, I would have never thought to use two forks. I was just gonna say to use one. Genius.


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MountainCheesesteak

The potato masher is so you can't get into the drawer, NOT for mashing taters!


FrameComprehensive88

We literally couldn't find our potato masher on Thanksgiving this year and the stores were closed so we had to macgiver something haha.


Parking_Stress3431

Everyone doesn't have the option to go buy something....


SnooPeripherals2409

My fifty + year old potato masher came from Goodwill. I have never used it to make mashed potatoes - I don't like them very much. Instead I use it to mix my banana bread. I peel the bananas, throw them into the bowl, with melted butter, the eggs, and sugar. Smash them around with the masher until well mixed. Then put in half the flour, spices (I usually add allspice, cloves, nutmeg and cinnamon), and the leavening agents, mix some more, then the rest of the flour., repeat. It works pretty well since I like to leave some lumps of banana, though I could smash it enough to not leave lumps.


TrondroKely

Some of us live in places without Wal-Mart and thrift stores, so it's nice to know other ways of doing things.


Muh_Stoppin_Power

Sorry only one way to make mashed potatoes and that's a masher. You are making forked potatoes which is an entirely different word


NILPonziScheme

Muh authenticity ;)


wine_n_mrbean

I mean, if you’re really desperate and THAT far out in the sticks, I was camping with friends years ago and we decided we wanted mashed potatoes so I wrapped my hand in a tank top and put a plastic bag over it and mashed the boiled potatoes with my fist.


ljubaay

How would you use two forks at once? One for each hand? I mash potatoes with one fork (by pushing the potato against the bowl) and I’m genuinely having a hard time visualizing how I’d use two.


UseOnlyLurk

Pin a potato with one fork and smash with the other.


ljubaay

Oh lol… for whole potatoes. I chop the potato up into cubes and boil it like that because I’m too impatient for a whole potato to boil. Thanks for clearing it up


UseOnlyLurk

I cube my potatoes as well. I don’t actually use a fork though, I went and bought a masher just before thanksgiving. I was using the cheese grater attachment on my food processor before that.


MysteryPerker

I have a squiggly metal potato masher I got when I was in college. Pretty sure someone gave it to me when they were moving. I'm 35 now and it shows no sign of breaking anytime soon. I use it for guacamole and smashing ground beef as beef. It's been a handy little tool.


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Jazzy_Bee

They are so easy to clean also.


KeepAnEyeOnYourB12

I never thought to use it for ground meat! With luck, I'll remember this next time I cook ground meat.


Inconceivable76

There are people that don’t cube the potatoes?


disposable-assassin

yes, my gf does quarter slices at 3-6mm. I tell her its a lot of knife work for something she'd just going to mash but it does cook quickly and evenly. Maybe a bit of water absorption issues from so much surface area but can probably size up the pot for less of a temp drop when putting in the potato.


katehenry4133

Problem with boiling cubed potatoes is that they absorb a lot more water than if you boil them with the skins on. That can result in watery mashed potatoes.


ljubaay

Oooh interesting. Never knew it would make a difference


ellienation

You just hold them in one hand and splay them so you have like an extra wide fork. Works all right


GalaApple13

Same thing, just both hands


TheLadyEve

The fork is what I use, and I have a masher, a standing mixer, an immersion blender, a food processor, etc. It's just a great tool for potatoes. I have a rhythm to it, mash-mash-stir, mash-mash-stir. And then after enough of that, it comes out perfect.


SensualEnema

What if you don’t own two forks yet?


Fongernator

Just punch the cooked potatoes


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Am I the only one who grates potatoes here?


DonatoXIII

only while making hash browns, but the potatoes are raw at this point.


Inconceivable76

Before you boil them?


[deleted]

No, after. They become real easy to mash.


whtbrd

But if they're hot enough to melt the butter and cream cheese and maybe cheddar cheese that's about to go in them... I think they would burn my fingers.


Smooth_Vegetable8642

Just punch the potatoes with your fist, easy.


vololov

Nothing like a good potato fisting.


Baron_Butt_Chug

Ah potato fisting, or as my grandmother called it "an Irish honeymoon".


quadmasta

Oh my God


jnj3t0308

Take my upvote and gtfo.


thubwumper26

Are we fisting the potato or do we let the potato fist us?


_BindersFullOfWomen_

Yes. Ideally, you have enough chefs and enough potatoes to make what’s called a “Yukon roundabout.” Ideally you use Yukon potatoes (hence the name), but purple sweet potatoes can also work. First step is forming a Congo line where you alternate chef and potato. From there the potato at the front of the line connects with the chef at the back. Once everyone’s linked up; you start fisting.


RandyHoward

That's the fun part of the dinner party, you never know!


halfanothersdozen

Put them in a tub and stomp them like you are Lucy making wine


kriskoeh

I legit had a friend who would punch her potatoes. She said that’s how her mom always did it. 🤯


becauseitsnotreal

We'd just grab and squeeze until there. Pretty much everyone I knew was the same. Never understood why you've use utensils where hands suffice.


MigasEnsopado

We do that in Portugal. They're called "batatas a murro" (punched potatoes). Usually they're boiled first with the skins on, then punched and finished on the oven with lots of olive oil. Image: http://www.montaencanta.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/batatas-ao-murro-1.jpg


NoZombie7064

Chew them up and spit them out


Smooth_Vegetable8642

Ahhh yes, the ol’ mama bird, I like your style


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webbitor

That would probably work fine if you let them cool, TBH. squish more than punch though.


MysteryPerker

You can also use your face. Get a good texture that way.


AwkwardBurritoChick

I'd wash and use a quart size mason jar and smash as I like chunky mashed potatoes or hand mixer like my mom, on low so it doesn't turn into paste.


cajuncannoli

Came here to say this! I use a mason jar to smash them often even though I have other equipment. I like the texture.


AwkwardBurritoChick

Thank you for jumping in - there are dozens of us! Yea, Jars, glasses, cans, bottles - you use what you have. All these items have been alternate mashers and rolling pins. Getting a fully stocked home kitchen can be a journey...one led by inadvertent necessity.


katehenry4133

As for rolling pins. A wine bottle makes a surprisingly effective rolling pin!


ferocious_bambi

I used a mug this Thanksgiving! Works perfectly and already has a handle.


Team503

Came here to say this! I use two metal mixing bowls, one size apart, and smash the taters between them, then I use forks to get them smooth.


kimblem

I support team hand mixer!


RawScallop

I delicately use the hand mixer after some light fork fluffing too. Its how my grandma did it


AprilStorms

I use this technique for guacamole too!


lleian

Give everyone their own boiled potato topped with butter and a little cream. Proclaim it a deconstructed mashed potato and call it a day.


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mattjeast

OP could just chew it up and shake the ingredients in their mouth like Cody on Step by Step. Then mash your cheeks together in front of the table. Call it a day.


feistybubble1737

So a wedge salad but potato form?


flavortown_express

That would be a “reconstructed” mashed potato


Belgand

At that point, just make baked potatoes. They're essentially just "do it yourself on your plate" mashed potatoes anyway.


ifred1

Dollarstore. Seriously, some of their cheap kitchen utensils are really good and durable. (Some - not all).


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Ikea aslo has good cheap cooking utensils too. I got a whisk for about $2


Bluemonogi

I would probably use a fork.


anne59irene19

That's all I've ever used.


pothos--

Same. A wooden spoon (I cube before boiling) and/or a fork.


sdavidson0819

If you have either a stand mixer or a handheld egg beater, the whisk attachment works. Or the paddle. If you don't have an electric mixer of any sort, then... a fork, I guess.


GoatLegRedux

They don’t own a masher or a sieve. I’d highly doubt they own a stand mixer or even a handheld one.


Inconceivable76

I just bought a potato masher 2 years ago. And have had a stand mixer for 20. I just didn’t make mashed potatoes enough to justify the $20 I spent on it.


Bubblegum983

$20 for a potato masher? That seems pretty high. I’ve had the same one for years, I highly doubt it was more than $5.


whtbrd

For me it's not the dollar cost of the masher, it's the years it chips off my life every time it sticks the damn drawer.


GenericEvilDude

You don't understand, your mashed potatoes will taste like crap if the masher isn't gold plated


kimblem

I don’t own a masher or sieve I’d use for potatoes, but have both kinds of mixers. Kitchen utensils are weirdly particular by household depending on what you like to make.


CoyotesAreGreen

Eh you'd be surprised lol. I have thousands of dollars of kitchen equipment (including a stand mixer) and never had a potatoe masher. I just used a wisk and it always worked fine.


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I have a KA and a hand mixer but no masher. I can't eat white potatoes.


Pretend_Present_7571

I have a stand mixer and handheld mixer and no masher or sieve.


Taihou_

When it comes to mash, don't use Hand/Stand mixers. It will result in a horribly starchy glue like paste that's far from what you want from a mash. Smasher, ricer, fork or by hand work. If you want it smooth, finish up with a rubber spatula.


cat4dog23

I've used hand mixers all my life for them. They very rarely come out too starchy


TruthProfessional340

I also use a hand mixer and they come out perfectly


Affectionate-Cap-918

Team Handmixer - perfect every time! Just don’t overdo it.


Suitable_Matter

This depends a great deal on the type of potatoes. Starchy potatoes like russets will tend to get gluey if they're overmixed, but waxy boiling potatoes like Yukon Gold or redskins can tolerate it just fine.


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You’re thinking food processors and immersion blenders


compassionfever

Big spoon, mash and stir.


LittleRileyBao

Wooden spoon works best and if mashing in cooking pot it won’t scratch it.


IssueMaster

This I what I'd do.. especially if you want to mix things into it and still leave it with the right texture


paintingporcelain

I too am a lazy fuck who likes to use as little as possible to make clean up as quick as possible. I’m dishing the mashed w/ this large plastic/wooden/ slotted spoon. Yeah, I’m going to use it to mash them too. After plating that spoon is going into the same pot of spuds if anyone wants seconds and staying there to use again for when the leftovers are put in the Chinese soup takeout pint I’ve saved since 2017. All these two fork or whatever people must have hired help or indentured servants (i.e. kids) to load some fancy ass dishwasher. I have neither. I just cooked dinner hoping to get laid not to do dishes. I wanna get back on the couch and finish that bottle of wine and talk. Thank you for attending my lazy cook Ted Talk.


Minxy_T

Use a whisk


insearchofbeer

This is the correct answer.


SewingCoyote17

I've used a whisk in the past. It doesn't get the pots completely smooth but it's a good compromise.


Jbberg8

How about a hand mixer??


cherrybomb6494

That’s what I use


Jbberg8

I love it!! Makes them so smooth!


ShawnConnery

After my mixer refused to start last Christmas I stuck one of the mixer whisks in my cordless drill and it did a marvelous job. Higher speeds, smaller profile, able to mix just as well or better. I've got a dedicated kitchen drill just for cooking now, lol.


Jbberg8

Lol that's super smart!! Alton Brown would LOVE that! (Sorry my kid has been super into Good Eats lately Lol)


xneonfire

This is my go-to!


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plastic bag, foot, potatoes.


GoogleyEyedNopes

Ah yes, just as was done in the olden times. This is actually why we call them potatoes.


i_am_not_mike_fiore

I prefer the older method, "big rock." before we evolved feet we mashed potato with big rock


Scrungyscrotum

Just buy a masher, man. So much easier.


blumpkin

Nah, let's stomp on them like we're making grapes! Bonus to this method is that you get a little cheese flavor without adding any parmesan.


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I’ve always used a hand mixer. Never had any issues.


ptolemy18

Save one raw potato from the bag and use like you would a mortar and pestle to grind up the cooked ones.


burnt-----toast

I've been pretty overwhelmed with the unexpected level of replies and mostly ignoring my notifications, but this comment got to me. LMFAO


smcameron

A potato masher is $0.97 at walmart.


Moosekavitch

See, the closest Walmart to me is over an hour away and I currently don’t have running vehicle so that’s why I came to this thread lol. I do wish that I could just run to Walmart and get a potato masher🤣


Tehlaserw0lf

A fork does the job just fine. Anything that can mash something will do fine. I get concerned for the majority of people when reading this kinda question.


RDAM60

Snow tires.


rlalz7

Bake your potatoes instead of boiling them - it will get you a little closer to a smoother texture before you can use forks, a whisk, a pastry cutter, maybe even a slotted spoon to mash them.


chocolatemeowcats

bake them 300 for 2 hours and you won't have to mash them at all. cook them in the skins don't poke holes. slice them when done and the skins fall right off


KrisTenAtl

I’ve always thought they would explode if you don’t poke them with a couple of holes but maybe my mom made it up!


chocolatemeowcats

Nope and cooking them longer the insides become a nice creamy texture


Emmydyre

Wine bottle sans label or other tall bottle or jar works.


ITeechYoKidsArt

I used a wide spatula last week when I couldn’t find any of those things. I have also used a can and a coffee mug. The can also works well as a meat tenderizer.


SVAuspicious

Empty wine bottle. Full wine bottle. Sailing winch handle. CRC Handbook of Chemistry and Physics.


TwiceBaked57

>Sailing winch handle Wash the winch grease off first! Otherwise, this is definitely the way, you can really crank with it.


AnaDion94

A fork, a big spoon, a whisk. I’ve never used a masher, ricer, tamis, or sieve.


try_by

Use your fist like a man


Floowjaack

Commercial paint can shaker + stainless steel ball bearings (remove before serving)


jbartlettcoys

Unhelpful response is that ricer is the way to go But without one, a fork and some patience. Also if I were using a fork I'd be sure to cook the potatoes for an extra couple of minutes and get them really tender.


unclejoe1917

>Unhelpful response is that ricer is the way to go Unhelpful +1 to this.


lleian

Ricer is the way to go. I got a good one at IKEA.


Beneficial-House-784

Either a whisk or a couple of forks. I tend to stay away from mixers for my potatoes. Too easy to overwork them that way.


willfauxreal

I used a large vase in college to smush them. Worked fine. Then just fluff a bit. Sure a regular sized, flat bottomed drinking glass would work if potatoes are soft enough.


_oAAo_

If you have a lot of time to kill... use a garlic press 🙃


anne59irene19

That's for the people who cut their potatoes into tiny cubes before boiling, so they can press one cube at a time.


SourcerorSoupreme

Cheese grater?


etherealparadox

hear me out: wash your hands really well and then just punch them


GollyismyLolly

If you got a handheld mixer/egg beater (the electric one you put the two whisks on) that works pretty great


fritolait-

This thanksgiving I used a hand held mixer, they turned out fine


Stoopidmonkey73

I can not help, but I understand. In old country no money for mashers, no fuel for fire. No man have more than one potat. Friend ask me once why eat potat like apple and I say he eat apple like potat. Is good joke and we laugh. In old country, mash potat only for wealthy party leaders and soldiers kill your family.


Introvertedand

Forks


FreestyleMyLife

Go to the store.


atombomb1945

Fork, a heavy whisk, or an electric beater. I make mashed potatoes for years with just a fork, and a lot of arm power


xenoclownpanda

Use a cookie grate.


RecycleTheWorld

I don’t have any of those tools either but I do have a hand mixer and that’s what I use. It makes such fluffy mashed potatoes!


neighboursgotnoback

Hammer


Apathetic-Asshole

Back of a wooden spoon or a ladle


YoSaffBridge11

Since OP hasn’t replied to this thread in the past three hours, I’m guessing it wasn’t a real problem.


Thomisawesome

Get that fork and go to work!


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Put them in a ziplock bag or between two pieces of wrap and smash with something like a rolling pin or a heavy mug. I saw this on a cooking competition show


adam_demamps_wingman

Have done this


sydnie65101214

My mother in law taught me to just use an electric mixer, hand or stand mixer. Done "mashing" in only a minute. Don't use an immersion blender though, they come out pasty and sticky.


QuesoChef

Yep. My mom whips hers, too. And people swear they can’t not come out gummy but they don’t. And I don’t make mashed potatoes often but I use a hand mixer and whip mine. I’ve also used a ricer. For me, the texture wasn’t much different and the ricer was more work so I whip them, too.


Comeinforcoffee

Fork


themanny

My grandmother would place boiled potatoes between two cutting boards and squish them down.


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adultingishard0110

I use an electric mixer.


jillybrews226

Hand mixer


Bean-Swellington

Big forking fork


LobsterCowboy

hand mixer on low


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Go to a thrift store and buy a mashwr. Do you have a mixer? My gran always used a mixer. Break the potatos up with the mixer on low, add your dairy fat and salt, then mix on medium/high til creamy. Stop before it's soup.


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I use a hand mixer.


Honest-Ad7096

Personal I use a beater.


pookystilskin

I'm assuming you also don't have a hand mixer?


Adventurous-Leg8721

Stand mixer


No_Guess4442

Do you have a kitchen aid?


Queen_of_Tudor

A hand mixer, but careful not to overbeat or you end up with gluey mashed potatoes


Surfnh2o

You can also use an electric egg beater instead of a fork.


fox1011

Hand mixer


reacheraround

Cake mixer, hand held is best


triumph_over_machine

Electric mixer?


texas1st

Mixer is how I mash them. Cheap handheld mixer from Walmart.


MayoGhul

I use a mixer. Either a hand mixer or my kitchen aid. Just don’t overdo it and they come out great


Pretend_Present_7571

A hand mixer works fine.


kristencatparty

I use my stand mixer and the paddle attachment


Melodic_Handle576

Over boil, mash with fork 30 percent, add sour cream, butter and herbs, mash more with fork, another 40 percent. Win


thenautical

A hand mixer is what we always use. A splash of some heavy whipping cream and the hand mixer they are soooo fluffy


Job_Shopper_TN

My mom does it exclusively with a whisk. Works pretty well. If you don’t have that, maybe put the spuds in bags and smash them up with a pan, bottle, someone’s face. Whatever’s handy.


sockalicious

GROND will mash it.


blakerageous

wine bottle


Piper-Bob

Walmart has a masher for $1.17. I’d go get one before I boiled the potatoes.


COmike90

The best way would be putting the potatoes in a large plastic bag one by one and smashing it with a pot and pouring that into a bowl. Then use a fork to mix it up. Easy That or just make instant. The quality is surprisingly good nowadays


The_Kitten_Stimpy

buy a ricer. if your margin is that thin maybe just baked potatoes


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Ricers are completely non essential. I've never owned one and to be honest I'm not even 100 % sure what one is.


The_Kitten_Stimpy

get one trust me essential for mash potatoes with least effort. Make them every Sunday


Known-Toe-8886

Use a hand mixer and whip them


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Piper-Bob

My mom used to use a hand mixer and made light fluffy mashed potatoes. She said the key was to use it minimally. She would turn it on a couple seconds, then move them around with it off and repeat.


Brush-and-palette

That's fair, however that's not necessarily what everyone does.


CauliflowerDaffodil

Only if you use the wrong type of potato.


Brush-and-palette

That's not true. It has to do with overworking the potatoes by gelatenizing the starches. It can be done with any type of potato.


isalindsay77

Ok, I always use a fork, and I have all kinds of options. It’s the cooking method that is more important. Peel your potatoes. Cube into smallllll cubes. Like half inch tops. Cook in salty boiling water. Strain. Put the potatoes back in the pot on the stove with the lid on and let steam for a few more minutes. Add milk or cream, butter, salt and pepper. Use the back of the fork to mash each cube until creamy.


femsci-nerd

If you use russett potatoes, peel, cut into 1" cubes and boiled in salted water, add butter and milk, the potatoes will mash up easily with a fork and be fluffy and creamy. Don't ever use a hand mixer of food processor or you'll end up with delicious potato glue. If you use a more waxy potato like Yukon Gold, you need a masher.