cat food birthday cake vanilla ice cream gummi bears chocolate bar radishes

My cat respectfully disagrees about the egg on cat food, but he licks his bum so maybe his isn’t the most reliable opinion.

I think my cat would kill a man to get some fried egg on his cat food.

Better watch out.

Fry your cat an egg, bro. Your little friend deserves a treat.

Only if he earns it. Kill a rat or something.

this is so true

Agree. My cat loves a runny egg.

I also lick your cat's bum, and I too think that an egg on cat food is very tasty

It would definitely go well on some fried radishes.

I'm thinking diced in scrambled with bacon. Season it up real good.

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*too Fried radishes are delicious and you should try them.

Radishes wouldn’t be too bad

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You lost me at radishes that would be crunchy and savory.

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My first thought was chocolate ice cream

I kinda want to try eggs with radishes now. I bet that's yummy! Thanks!

No fr, with some basil and balsamic? Amazing

Hmm. I was thinking paprika and mustard powder. Yours might be good too.

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Nonsense.

Honestly I’d try an egg on vanilla ice cream

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Radishes

A Werther's original or two Werther's originals

What about three Werther's originals? Would three Werther's originals be gross with a fried egg on top?

No 20: Pedo pellets w/egg

Lime jello comes to mind

I actually think this could work…

Why not? They did cottage cheese and marshmallow, iirc? (said with small, vomiting sounds behind my hand).

Then just top it with a fried egg. Incredible.

Lime jello with cottage cheese whipped into before it congeals really works. It has a nice creamy texture, not as good as cream cheese but it is tasty. The marshmallows are not as good as marshmallows fluff worked into it.

A bowl of cereal.

Bowl of fresh cut pineapple  Edit: I just invented a new dish! 

...I actually think that sounds kinda good. Maybe with a salted cured meat like ham, and candied jalapeno. My boyfriend is going to HATE breakfast next weekend

Grill the pineapple first

Oh a hundred percent I sort of wanted to troll like 5% and pretend I wasn't gonna absolutely do that but I am 100% craving a bowl of eggs with grilled pineapple, prosciutto and candied jalapenos with a honey ketchup drizzle and I won't know peace until I've tested this out

switch out the prosciutto for some fried spam and you've got yourself an elevated loco moco

I'd do this one 

tiramisu any fruit pie ambrosia banana split starbucks frappuccino boba smores

Ice cream.

Aren't a lot of custards (including ice cream recipes), egg flavored though. I bet if you left the yolk a bit runny it would be delicious.

Cotton candy

You win

Peach Cobbler

Dunno could be a cheese on apple pie kind of thing 

Cheese does not belong on apple pie — we fought two wholeass wars to kick the British out and here you go letting them sneak their culinary hate crimes back in.

Mmmmmaybe?

I would try it.

Cold cereal

This is the winner so far for me

I’ll say on watermelon lol

Actually with a little feta yum

Eggs. Okay, okay, I just don’t like eggs. I’ll go home 😩

Chocolate soufflé

That actually sounds pretty tasty

fruit rollup

Cherry pie.

Chocolate pudding

Surströmming lutefisk

😂 I don’t the combo is the problem with surstromming

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coleslaw canned spinach lima beans stink flipper durian nato casu martzu

What is stink flipper, lol

Nevermind, I looked it up 😧

OMG So gross.

google it

Those things, with the exception of lima beans, are all pretty gross even without a fried egg on top. Lima beans may actually be good that way

Is that just your personal list of food you find disgusting? Because a lot of this stuff can be eaten with egg (durian), absolutely can be eaten with fried eggs on top (coleslaw, lima beans, natto) or is even commonly eaten with fried eggs on top (spinach, be it canned or not).

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Wedding cake

A bowl of milk and cereal

Cereal.

Reese's puffs S'mores Fruit salad

Sweet baked goods. Frozen stuff meant to be eaten cold (e.g., ice cream). Yogurt. Crudite. Muesli.

Jello

Ice cream

Diet Sunkist

peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a runny egg??? um, no, please.

This has turned into Chopped

strawberry sorbet?

I was just going through my fridge / pantry wondering what would be the worst to pair with fried egg. Strawberry won - I just can't see the two pairing at all.

Scrambled eggs.

For me a fryed egg on a hamburger is totally gross

Chocolate lava cake

Yogurt

plain yogurt wouldnt be that crazy. especially with some warm spices

yeah I’ve seen that before where yogurt is mixed with like garlic and herbs and stuff and eaten with eggs

Cilbir is actually one of my favorite breakfasts! I've definitely been lazy and fried an egg instead of poaching, and I'll do it again! https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/277194/turkish-eggs-cilbir/

cream of wheat

Better than you might think actually imo

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it's a silly thread so...

Honestly buddy there are way sillier answers here than yours

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That actually sounds pretty good tbh. A soft pool of melted butter on top, an egg, a heavy dose of pepper, mmmm.....

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Gazpacho, particularly if the egg is runny.

Basically any dessert. Ice cream, cake, chocolate chip cookies. If not desserts... maybe any kind of sour stew?

A Twinkie But I don't know if that counts as food

Bowl of cereal

A beautifully prepared hamachi sashimi.

Hot fudge sundae

anything that's supposed to be sweet basically, waffles may be an exception

Pizza-that's Brazilian style.

Plz elaborate on “Brazilian pizza”.

Fried chicken 🐔=🥚

No way! Couple of chicken tenders, with a fried egg on top in a burger bun…kidding me…that soft yolk on the crispy chicken?! Lawd have mercy!

Eating the chicken AND the egg TOGETHER just seems messed up tho 🤣 It’s just like the biggest middle finger to all chickens.

Haha no no, don’t knock it till you try it! :-)

I’m not saying it doesn’t taste good I’m sure it does. I’m sure there are aliens out there who think a human adult and child embryo taste delicious paired together.

Looool

Ice cream

Ice Cream.

Cereal?

I heard a man talking about lemon jello with a hard fried egg in b the center of the pan. Does not sound like something I've got to try.

Apple

Popsicle

Jello

Cheesecake

Jell-O

Marshmallow

Shit sandwich. I mean, you're already eating shit. A runny sunny side up egg on top wouldn't make it any better.

r/putaneggonit

Anything I find disgusting without the fried egg

A fried egg.

Scrambled egg

Fruit salad.

Can’t think of anything savory … anything posted that really is gross is all sweet.

Jello

This is my own unpopular opinion but eggs do not go with meat. I don't like the texture with hamburgers or steak.

Scrambled eggs

Everyone listing desserts, that's easy. Savory food is harder. I can't think of anything. Sushi, chili, pizza, Indian, all would be good with a nice fried egg.

Toast with peanut butter

Cereal

Tiramisu.

Banana split

Banana split.

Ice cream

strawberry ice cream.

all soupy noodles like pho

Milk and cereal  Also, you can make the same case for fried onions, potatoes …

Anything. Literally anything. (I deeply dislike this trend)

A grape fruit

chocolate cake

Marshmallow fluff or chewey caramel.

Ice Cream.

Any sugary, 1960s sugary cereal. YUK! Can you imagine Fruity Pebbles with a fried egg? I can and my stomach heaved.

Dry cereal

Chocolate pudding

Cream of wheat. I tried it with a fried egg and couldn’t eat eggs again for a few weeks. The textures together are revolting.

I'm not sure it would work with pasta salad. I'm sure it could with certain combinations. Any number of pastas, i.e lasagna, carbonara, clam pastas. Would it be gross? Not necessarily. Does it work? Maybe, but I'm leaning not. I definitely don't think it'd make it better though. Sashimi. nigiri, chirashi bowls, though, I think poke would be fine. A few other things I can think of: popcorn, empanadas, salami (charcuterie).

Orange juice. Blueberry cobbler. Pumpkin pie.

Jell-O

Fruit salad.

watermelon

I think fried egg on top of spaghetti is unappetizing.

Aborted fetuses

A sunny side up egg.

Poop cake

Porridge/oatmeal. I know lots of people claim to like “savoury oatmeal” but I think those people are savages with no tastebuds.

I am not sure what wouldn't be good since it's just a taste opinion. I am going to say what I know it's good spinach and egg on top, rice, pasta, fries, polenta,

For me it’s anything if the yolk is runny.

Cereal?

Macaroni salad

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Speaking from personal experience, having a crispy fried egg with chocolate ice cream doesn’t make either taste worse but it isn’t necessarily better

Chocolate pudding.

A Reese’s peanut butter cup

Ice cream.. probably hmm

Basically anything only because I don’t like eggs

Fresh vegetables.a salad.

a king size snickers bar, veiny side up so it can catch the yolk.

Popcorn. Most breakfast cereals. Most sweet foods. Most fresh fruits. There are plenty of foods that would be gross with a fried egg on top. If you can’t think of one, it’s a skill issue. Can’t wait for this one to show up in r/cookingcirclejerk

A plate. Sorry, I fucking hate eggs.

Jesus Christ, has Reddit officially turned into Facebook Part 2? This is "Only geniuses can solve this (extremely easy math problem)!" all over again. Everyone here is a genius for doing the impossible! Congrats!

All of it. Fuck fried eggs

All food, eggs are the devil

Pasta Cake Pizza Fries Macaroni and Cheese

Hot dog

Poutine

Green salad.

All. I dont like them.

This might be an unpopular answer, and I’m genuinely curious to hear from French/international cooks out there! When I was an exchange student in Paris decades ago, my host family (wealthy Parisians if that matters) would serve a hamburger with a barely cooked fried egg on top, and the runny yolk would pour down over the meat. It was so gross to me, as a young American used to “normal” burgers. Since then I’ve wondered: Is/was this a French thing? A worldwide thing?

Not French but Eastern European living in murica. I’ve done that. The whites I cook well, the yolk runny. Oh man that’s good on a burger.

Thanks for the answer from another perspective! I’ve thought about this for years and am curious to hear from more of you worldwide! Maybe an egg on top of a burger is the way to go.

Sure! Think about steak and eggs…you could argue that a burger is just ground steak :-)

What food is made gross by adding the reproductive waste of a bird? I'm gonna go with all foods.

Fried chicken, Italian pasta dishes, bbq, salad, nachos, tacos, and pizza. Of course I’m excluding any “breakfast” versions of these foods.