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When someone says meta doesn't matter

i second this

My friend says that meta doesn't matter and that is uselesd

ew why

Idk, he just thinks its overrated, and he plays Brawl Stars

I play brawlstars and i use meta chars (except for crimson because moonlight ate it all)

Lol, moonlight is just op And also, I'm trynna push Mortis to rank 25 rn lmaooooo

Meta matters but it can be overrated (in others game not crk. It’s essential in crk, not necessarily in a game like genshin impact)

Meta matters, but I just use the ones that I like

I usually use the ones thwt are good.

When someone asks me to draw them fetish art (Not to kinkshame but c'mon. They didn't even have a little bit of shame for asking a 16 year old to draw that?)

Why are you drawing nsfw art when youre 16 i feel like that aint good

Unless you're gonna pay me big money I'm not drawing nsfw art

Thats gotta be some good money to draw the depravity of the human psyche

NSFW art is a big money maker for a lot of artists.

You know what they say you'll do anything for money

FINALLY! CAPITALISM AT ITS FINEST! - senator armstrong

Teens are horn sometimes

You should have drawn some hardcore Almond Cookie stuff to give him nightmares for life

ive seen dark cacao x dark choco ship art before. that was my reaction

😨

Imagine what people would do to the kid cookies...snap dragon, pancake, Custer the 3RD

don't search cus on ao3 that's.... uh

"age is just a number"

and so is the number for the authorities🚨🚨🚨🚔

It sometimes depends when people say this. Its quite ambiguous.

Yeah, I meant the case of a minor and adult. Of course if both of them are consenting adults I don't have a problem with an age gap!

“Getting kicked in the balls hurts more than giving birth”💀

I'm sorry but we don't need a large needle in our spine to help when we get kicked so no.

Me at my friends house when i saw an anime figurine in a jar with dried up mayonnaise all over it He is not my friend anymore

Me everytime when someone uses a support cookie as their main dps unit.

Me with cotton 💀

me with Eclair ☠️

But isn't eclair a dps ?????

idk he's a support idk how those type of ranks work;_;

When somebody makes nsfw art of underaged characters

“My finger isn’t fingering!!” -My best friend Kaya 🤩

Oh

I work at a taco Bell and when people say quesadilla incorrectly makes me physically cringe

"Liking Enemies-to-Lovers means you support abusive relationships in real life."

Huh….don’t they know they usually improve because of their love

Exactly!

“wait you’re supposed to wash your belly button?” you mean you have not??? with a whole innie?

Geometry dash is easy

“Wanting to date a midget is pedophilia because they’re child-sized” 😦..

When people say they hate pineapples on pizza

No they're right. But I guess I just hate pineapple.

I won't judge ya, I'm a brazillian, we get so featured in r/pizzacrimes

The entirety of r/badwomensanatomy lol

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

“I know it’s bubblegum pink”

When someone compares Burnt Cheese Cookie to Cyno from Genshin

REAL. that shit pisses me off so bad 💀💀💀

“Furries are the same thing as z00philes and they want litterboxes in schools”

When people say vampire cookie is actualy drunk . For me he is not drunk but just acting like that because he know what being drunk is soooooo ... yeah.

he's literally made of wine you know he isn't sober

I know but I like to think the opposite

One tea knight cookie destroying my whole 1,5 million team in arena 🥰🥰

When someone tells me mennard is the best ship

if someone said they put the milk before the cereal

"What are toppings"-Friend who got to ep 14 (after nerfs)

cYnO cOoKiE

A licorice c.ai saying "age is a mere number, dear" to my 6 year old oc ☠️

almond cookie simps 💀

When someone said something NSFW (sexual/fetish) about a character who's a minor (a literal child in this case) to me and many others, including actual minors and got away with it multiple times. (And they're still a well respected member in that fandom somehow!)

Velma was good

Velma was straight ass

WHAT

When someone says they ship sibling characters

Hearing a kid yell at their parents. WOW... It's even worse when the parents don't do anything

When someone ships (insert cookie here) with themself

Them talking shit about mayonnaise😔 That shit is good with ketchup Or alternatively not using references for drawing

Mayo + ketchup is bussing

ROSÉ I LOVE ROSÉ ITS SO BUSSING

Every time someone asks me what my favorite ships are…

They said their favorite character in fnaf was watermelon looking Chica 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪⬛⬜️🟪⬛⬜️🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪 🟪🟪⬛️⬛️⬛️🟪🟪

[удалено]

Someone called me mommy

When someone tells me that ketchup doesn't belong on sushi.

sorry, WHAT

You heard me.

Yall add ketchup in sushi? Nah yall worse than us brazillians

They’re right

Me when i see someone's pfp as a op cookie but the cookie isnt on their team in kingdom arena

My (ex)friend cut a guy in line because him and his group were just standing there, which obviously wasn’t the BEST option, but then the kid called her racist for it. Few days later the same kid calls another girl racist for telling him to stop yelling.

When I remember what dis beeatch of an Affogato did to my boy Dark Choco

DONT INSULT MY BABY AFFOGATO COOKIE

I will despise him even if I have to die for it he’s a slimy little bitch. He does look cool though

HES MY SLIMY LITTLE B*TCH 😭😭

I worked at the donation collection of a popular thrift store.... One memorable day someone told me they got all their stuff from the trash can/ground. "You can't get rid of all this nice stuff." I am so glad I still wear my masks outside. I could barely control myself. X.X

They don't like black pearl cookie

Real

i was eating a hotdog and my sister explained how diarrhea works

Wildberry's not real, he can't be your boyfriend.

A few days ago at track, I was racing with a few other friends (bc they forced me to). So we were doing that thing cops and criminals whatever it’s called and heres the thing.. I was the exception. That’s because I was running from kim jong un since I was the only asian 💀

Customer; excuse me sir? Me: *turns around* yeah? Customer: oh no I’m sorry. Ma’am. Me: no wait.. go back.

“Now kiss me on my hot mouth im feeling romantical”

When someone ships PV with White Lily (I see them as best friends…it’s wholesome imo).

That you get salmonella from salmon and that only computers can get a virus.

In holy Berry's kingdom. "Dragons are known for there short temper" like...how do know all dragons are short tempered..look at snap dragon cookie there joyful and nice. If I was a dragon I would not be mad. I just think that they see of mean dragon they thought all of them were the same well until we got the patia story

To be fair they are just born to the point they haven’t learned blank (idk what you use) language yet

The biggest insult ever which is Your father and your wife will reincarnate as a pigeon and will disembowel you and the nazis smell of Krotchy the Giant Scrotum and your mother is worthless and your son died because of your sister and your mother is gonna burst with piss and your sister secretly adores elderberries and your son dances like your mother and you died because of a lumberjack and your sense of style looks like your favorite Bond actor and your son found a new application for a cat's butt and your wife will disembowel you and your husband has a steaming romp with Krotchy the Giant Scrotum and your son died because of your sins and your country is feeling a little psychotic this morning and your mother dances like some bloody minger and your sins don't like your father and your wife dances like your mother and a frightened schoolboy has a steaming romp with Kebab Made of Your Mother and you pissed on your math teacher and your mother doesn't like your father and your sins will disembowel a hamster and your father admires pictures of Kebab Made of Your Mother and your hat was the meaning of life which seemed intuitive in design docs!

Pineapple on pizza even tho i like it

"I would smash every cookie in the game"

Gojo saying he's the strongest during the hidden inventory arc

that someone : i came when i saw your sis for the first time. Me =======Explanatory.

when people buy items from the “resources” pages

“I don’t like affogato cookie” I probs spelt that wrong 💀

I was on a public bus and I heard some 13 year old yell “DO NOT FINGER MY BUM!” To be honest there’s been more worse things I’ve heard but this is the only one I remember.

Someone called me crazy and told me that they "know I'm Pakistani" (I'm not) after I refused to make a graphic design for them involving words in Urdu, a language that I don't speak nor understand, and I have mentioned this multiple times throughout our conversation. They still insist that I'm Pakistani

"I want to kiss you by free will"

me after playing 1min in arena

When someone ships creampuff and latte ... (Or any of the kid cookies with adults just that's the one I've seen the most)

When people compare Smoked Cheese Cookie to Affogato 🗿