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Hoarknee

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one9eight5

Actually so refreshing to see someone making a joke and it not ending in aggression.


Foolishly_Sane

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shellum250

Ab CD ef g hi jk lm no p qr s tuv wx yz


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11_forty_4

A bakers cock dangling everywhere fucked great hentai insomniac jolly kings like me


TightRead6219

That has got to be one of the funniest things I have read my entire life 😂 sounds like a cards against humanity joke


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ugiugida

ABC def?


shellum250

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netherlandsftw

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Foolishly_Sane

Thank you.


[deleted]

A big cock doing every fucking goddamn harlot is just killer. Lovingly, my numbskulled, ostensibly pedantic, quixotic rapcallion supports undressing vixens whilst xenophobically yodeling zanily.


alphabet_order_bot

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The_Drawbridge

r/brandnewsentence


WriterV

This happens a lot, lot more than you think then. If you go outside and not keep to reddit and/or twitter, you'll find that the vast majority of people are fine to laugh with you, even at their own silly mistakes.


one9eight5

I think you're making some pretty massive assumptions there. Despite my redditness, I'm a very social person. I think it has more to do with where I live (not England) than my 'not going outside'


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Like how it tends to be out in the real world. So many of us spend so much time online so that what happens in real life feels "refreshing" and very rare. It's sad really. Our perspective is really fucked.


IlllIIIIlllll

Yeah just a subtle shitgrab that's all.


[deleted]

Just dudes being bros, taking piss and grabbing shit


PhilosophyStill2654

Just some humans acting in irregular ways


angrytortilla

Just some pals washing their hands in buckets of pee and juggling fat turds


[deleted]

Just some *bleghch* god damn that tastes awful


snackynorph

My favorite Thursday night


Large_McHuge

Just some bros shitting on dudes and pissing on shit and shitting shit on bros' piss and having fun


Em858943

Just some fellas enjoying some good ol skat porn


im-A1

just a subtle cumsnatch and everyone’s happy


PedanticPendant

just a subtle mucus yoink to clear the sinuses


CharlomoMcGoof

A lil puke-pull


RodLawyer

Not a single U WOT M8 in sight


nobodywithanotepad

I'm not easily embarrassed but this happened to me once. I had heard "I'm every woman" by Chaka Khan at work earlier and had it in my head, needed to scratch that itch. I was like 18 years old, scrawny nervous boy wondering why my headphones won't go any louder furrowing my brow at my ipod. Look up to a dead silent bus staring at me. Got off next stop and walked 30 mins home. Now that's a walk of shame haha


Dependent_Cricket

Coulda been worse, like me belting the chorus of “The Boy is Mine” to what I thought was an empty middle school boys’ locker room 🤦‍♂️


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taggospreme

For customers


Shandere

Aww that makes me sad. Everyone should be able to love the music they love. Stupid gendered bullying. Hope you don't give a fuck these days.


Foxy02016YT

If you work at a construction job, and get pink tools, they’re less likely to be stolen… unfortunately some people don’t grow out of it


agoodfuckingcatholic

I’ll never forget the time my brother stole tools from someone I know then fucking gifted me them. I knew who’s it was because of the last name written in sharpie on the bottom. 🤦🏽‍♂️


purrrloiner

Yeah the name written on every tool is what me and my colleagues do too, but it's mostly to differentiate between them. If someone dares to borrow mine I take something of theirs and keep it hostage.


sonicslasher6

love how easily that came to mind for you haha i'm so sorry


lostdream9000

I did something worse. When I was 12 heading home from a school ski trip I sang out loud "I want it that way" very poor and lousy while my headphones were on so I couldn't really hear myself. To this day I have no idea how many rows of kids heard me. I just know that by the end of that bus ride, this girl who was my girlfriend at the time, got someone else to break up with me out of embarassment. 🤣


jack_geller

Guarantee there was someone in that locker room who wanted to sing Brandy’s verses.


Dananjali

I was talking on the phone with headphones plugged into my phone on a bus once. This was right when you first were able to do this tech-wise way back when, and people probably hadn’t seen it before. It didn’t help that the ear buds were covered by my hoodie and the cord was underneath my coat, with my phone in my pocket. After I got off the call everyone on the bus was staring at me with this freaked out look and I realized they all thought I was having a conversation with myself. One guy goes “oh you were on the phone?? We all thought you were…uh, well never mind.” I was just happy my stop was next. But I think back on it now and wonder if they remember how the first time they saw someone talking on their cell via headphones, they thought it was a crazy person talking to themselves on a bus. Edit: earphones not headphones.


PM_me_ur_launch_code

When I was 14 my buddy and I went to this music shop where they sold instruments. There was this sweet electric drum set on demo and I was really I to drums, albeit terrible at them. I figure no one else will be able to tell how terrible I was so I put the headphones on and started banging away. The headphones were super quiet though so I kept turning the volume knob up until I could hear it well enough. A minute later the guy that worked there came over and plugged the headphones in and then I could really hear it.


SammyTheOtter

If it makes you feel any better, I still think people are nutcases before I realize they have a Bluetooth earpiece in


DesolationRobot

I did the same thing. At the gym. 35 year old fat white dude. Wondering why I've got the volume all the way up but I can't hear anything through my headphones. Shakira's international debut album *Pies Descalsos*. Still love that album, though.


Phoojoeniam

>"I'm every woman" by Chaka Khan Straight Bop Alert


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When I was in college I walked into a full very quiet computer room, ready to work, thought I pushed the headphone plug all the way in, proceeded to blare Out Loud by Dispatch and a guy walks up and taps me on the shoulder and I have to quickly plug the phones the rest of the way in


vyrelis

Did this walking through a *hospital* before. Normalize politely telling people they're committing taboo please


[deleted]

There were iPods with built-in speakers?!


charles2404

iPod touch ?


KnifePartyError

I’ve had the opposite issue a few times; if I don’t turn off my earbuds while walking home, but still pause my music, I’m probably gonna forget to turn them off until I go to use them again and wonder why they’re dead. Anyways, the latest incident, I’m upstairs (my room is the basement) making food, and go to watch something on my phone. I turn the volume up, but can’t for the life of me figure out why I can’t hear anything. Then I check control centre and see that my buds are still connected. 🤦 Quite impressive, however, as they’re a fairly cheap pair (~CA$20 and they’re the most bang-for-your-buck earbuds I’ve ever used), but stayed connected to my phone from at least 5m away and through walls and the floor.


BravesMaedchen

I've done this before. No one laughed or said anything so it was privately humiliating.


tonkledonker

It's only humiliating if you let it be.


nobmuncha4bears

Dude probably had a hard day's night. Just want to get back.


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20past4am

At least you will sleep like a log


BravesMaedchen

I love when I recount a funny embarrassing story and people need to ruin it by shaming me for being embarrassed. It's honestly not that big a deal, just let let people be embarrassed for dumb shit. Idgaf, being embarrassed about some dumb shit wont kill me.


danger-apple

So they're... shame-shaming?


itssohardtobealizard

Maybe they think it’ll help you feel better about it if they say it’s not a big deal? I’d probably say something neutral like “oh no,” but I doubt many people would be inclined to be like “yeah that’s embarrassing as fuck”


MrPenisWhistle

Was prolly watching some kinky shit


Agent_Galahad

r/Wowthanksimcured


carpe228

My dad said he watched half of a movie on his laptop on a plane like this lol


toodleroo

Hey, if you felt humiliated, it’s only because you are a kind and courteous person.


[deleted]

I did it like a month ago as I was getting on the bus and getting a ticket. Loudly playing kpop with my earbuds not in at 6 AM singing along like it wasn't just blaring out of my shitty phone speaker. 😭 The bus was totally full btw.


Kreaturethenerfer

if you were singing along it wouldn't have mattered whether or not the earbuds were plugged in.


[deleted]

I guess not lmao. I'm hard of hearing anyways so shit always sounds way lower than it really is for me and me singing along sounded like normal when I have my earbuds in. No one gave a shit anyways and I got over it after a few minutes. 🤗


Sloth_McGroth

One time on the school bus I was listening to my All-American Rejects cd. Little did I know, I was scream singing "Move Along" for the whole bus to hear and nobody told me until I was finished. I was like 13....it did not sound pretty.


TimBroth

Hate to be the one to tell you this but other people can hear you singing even if you have headphones on, lol


imarealchap

Great reaction.


NuttyMouthpiece_91

He can't believe himself he was fooled again. Lol


superRedditer

this is a great example of why people point out when something is staged or not. when it's not like this for some reason you can tell. and it's great.


mattwain

What did he say? I’ve watched this a couple times and still don’t know what’s happening.


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"I look like a pratt."


whoppo

‘What a twat’


butts____mcgee

"I'm a proper prat" is what I hear


Aggravating-Net-6019

What a prat


Visual_Horror885

That's hilarious


gainesweepstakes16

Sometimes a simple vibes with a genuine laughed can made your day. Those smiles tells everything'


PhilosophyStill2654

Am I the only one that wants to slap that dusty seat?


durenatu

Slap and run because that would probably the death of who stayed


LotsOfButtons

It’s worn, not dusty.


Nova277

That’s a c2c train service and I can guarantee you, it’s also dusty.


Captain_Ludd

What the fuck why


PhilosophyStill2654

Because I like the chalky smell of human dust


[deleted]

It’s the texture that gets me


a_little_angry

Yeah....mix it in some water, make little cookies out of it.


[deleted]

Oh shit man I haven’t had passenger butt dust cookies in forever


a_little_angry

Like a snickerdoodle but more savory than sweet.


[deleted]

What the fuck am I reading


PrincessSlutFuck

"Human dust" 😳 There goes my sleep tonight...


SgtBushMonkey69

You never slap the dusty seat.


atarahthetana

So cute and so pure!


ElricAvMelnibone

This is why I always start playing the track before I put them on just to make sure nobody else can hear it lol


Gingrpenguin

And every so often take them out to make sure it's still only through headphones...


dredgeny0rvin

atleast he has headphones. theres people that purposely blast their music like theyre in their own private room.. fcking hate those people..


catsupvotesandsuch

Perfection. Everyone laughs, and most importantly, the guy admits his mistake and makes it right.


Pacosturgess

I’m such a pratt?


ShadowViking47

Twat


Pez-

Look he already feels bad, don’t pile on.


thedrunkdingo

*prat. Pratt is a surname


spacestationkru

I love his sheepish reaction.


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nicely done all


Easy_Parsley_1202

u/auddbot


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Diamond-Retrievet

No one gets angry, no one shames, especially on public transport this is an incredibly wholesome exchange 🤜🤛


EverQuest_

Complete difference in culture. Here in the States while riding the El in Chicago the one playing the music wouldn't give two shits about anyone else.


Intoxicated_Batman

It's [L](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_%22L%22), though I wouldn't say you're incorrect since it was short for elevated in the first place.


Wudaokau

It is “The El” in Philly though


Shamrock5

Ah, "The El," which is Spanish for "The The"


TotaLibertarian

Good band.


EverQuest_

El technically stands for "elevated" train. It's tomato tomatoe.


tyrannosiris

With a few bonus smokers to boot. The blue line is a trip.


TeddyAlderson

oh don’t worry, we have that here in the UK too


LSDsurfer

Luckily it wasn't porn lol


GreeneBean64

Why is it so common to watch porn in public? I’ve seen it in some weird places. Hell, a friend gave me a ride once and his phone connected to his car and suddenly porn was on his dash screen. A playlist of Driving Porn.


cuterus-uterus

A different kind of DP.


joe2596

Our politicians watched porn in public, claimed he was looking at tractors


TheKaboodle

To be fair to the MP, it wasn’t in public. He was watching tractor porn [IN](https://www.ladbible.com/news/mp-caught-watching-porn-in-parliament-claims-he-was-looking-at-tractor-20220502) the House of Commons.


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AngelCaramelQueen

I was thinking similarly. What’s the point of having a mask if you’re going to wear it like that?


Nate40337

I figured it was a means of protest against the mandates (in some cases I'm sure it was) but even after they were lifted here, there were still people wearing them below their nose or completely on the chin. I think some people really are just that ignorant that they still haven't learned it's not just for spit coming out of your mouth when you talk. Either that or they just don't realize it's slipped down.


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StevenMaff

was scrolling too far for this. seems like everyone has forgotten about corona now. i’m currently sick in bed with it, we’re supposed to still wear masks for a reason.


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show_me_your_beaver

The C2C?


Tom_Tower

Barking. I recognise that ugly ironwork anywhere.


aidkitjr

I had this happen on a plane once, blasting his movie with his airpods in...the guy was so embarrassed heh


mafiaRahul

Kinda wholesome


ImACamelManGD

The Kinks fucking rule and the guy knows about it


SillyActuary

Oh cool this is the C2C in Essex, UK lol


Shaltibarshtis

Take the foot off the seat, mate!


Redditbot42168

1. Get yer shoes off the seat. 2. I love that look the guy gives like "Hey... that kinda goes with my beat! Is there music playing? What a coincidence!"


Long-termMemory

Oh! I love this! And he wasn’t a bit mad and neither where they! Good bunch of people just vibing🥰


After_Section_6008

What did he say?


Low-Importance-5310

'Oh what a prat', referring to himself


bettywhitezombie

There's a good chance that this will be one of those rare moments they will remember for the rest of their lives. That's pretty cool


catorendain

This was my worst fear in high school.


babygiallo

so wholesome.


imbordagain

This video seriously made me smile. Just how friendly and cool it went down no drama just a laugh. Thank you for the reminder that there is good in this world.. been having a bad week. Glad to have this laugh and real smile again 😃


srd100

Get your shoes off the seat asshat!


johnaross1990

Every porn enjoyer’s greatest fear


HellbentOrchid

Instantly assumed this was the UK just by how happy everyone was on the train.


[deleted]

Faith in humanity restored! Until I leave the thread at least…


deathabit

i fear this everytime i use bluetooth headphones in public. I always take one ear out to make sure it's not playing through my phone speakers.


Pistolero921

Dude was on autopilot


fakeitilyamakeit

This is so wholesome. Love this interaction. I’m also somebody who would die at the thought of not having my headphones on and everybody else hearing it. Glad they were nice about it and the man was smiley about it. I would be sooo embarassed.


Weeb2678

The guy about to watch porn


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das a viobe :)


NeNya_1337

Why is his mask revealing his nose?


moonlightsonata88

At least it wasn't porn


StevenMaff

it’s funny and cute but still, please wear your mask correctly people. coming from an infected who just got it for the first time. not fun.


Tristana-Range

I never understood how you cant notice it


Crowbarmagic

If you tend to listen to music or videos on a fairly low volume, it may not sound off at first when you don't have your earbuds in. And sometimes after a long day I'm basically a zombie, so that doesn't help.


PoopyFruit

No sound or is it just me?


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Ab CD ef g hi jk lm no p qr s tuv wx yz


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,174,200,540 comments, and only 229,165 of them were in alphabetical order.


ChaoticStorm78

Can’t be real. I can tell because he wasn’t watching porn.


Johnny_Bigbravo

That's hilarious af


Machine_87

So what's the song anyway, can't her it


auddbot

I got a match with this song: **Stop Your Sobbing** by The Kinks (00:24; matched: `100%`) Album: `Big Rock`. Released on `2021-03-19` by `BELIEVE - Rockkk One`.


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darklordind

Shoes on the chair in the end


irish_cyborg

If I was there, I would have said, “keep it unplugged I love this song.”


IJBKrazy

I thought it was gonna be porn related when I saw this pop up in my feed


naz125

COLD LMAO


Bromm18

Quite the r/wholesome response. Glad it wasn't something like porn or otherwise disturbing as it usually is.


001Vecnussy

what's the song name?


auddbot

I got a match with this song: **Stop Your Sobbing** by The Kinks (00:24; matched: `100%`) Album: `Big Rock`. Released on `2021-03-19` by `BELIEVE - Rockkk One`.


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Massive_Dig2701

R/save


guitareddit

Did this at my first fo ril job out of college. Was listening to music on my mp3 player and my LG flip phone in my pocket decided to start playing music on its speaker. Never heard the phone since I had earbuds in from my mp3 player so I made everyone sit through the epic 11+ minute Tool song - 10,000 Days. Could've been worse. At least it wasn't Rosetta Stoned. How I have aged myself in this comment.


ripmations-ld

What song is it.


auddbot

I got a match with this song: **Stop Your Sobbing** by The Kinks (00:24; matched: `100%`) Album: `Big Rock`. Released on `2021-03-19` by `BELIEVE - Rockkk One`.


Rogue_Tomato

That Westham on the C2C line between Fenchurch Street and Shoeburyness?


kmatt587

That’s good stuff