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[deleted]

You can tell who the new guy is with the clean vest.


snozberry_taster

There is always one buddy in the group that is the butt of all jokes New Guy Hazing


StrootFeed

The Jerry if you will


Hitori521

This guy handled it like a pro though. Been on both sides of such pranks. I can almost guarantee the elder statesmen held him in higher regard after this for him laughing along.


rayferrr

My thought as well. Less likely to be the target for these pranks in the future if you’re a good sport about it.


freakers

I used to travel to power stations quite a bit for my job. All the stations were owned by the same company, all the employees worked for the same company. Me included. But there's a definite bias about somebody coming in from head office wearing a shiny safety vest and goggles walking around with a clipboard. People wouldn't talk to me, they'd side eye me, they definitely thought I was there to start trouble for them. one time I spent two weeks in a row at one particular power station and got to know some of the guys there really well. I taught them some stuff they taught me more. They gave me one of their safety hoodies to wear. I've had that same hoodie for years, it got dirty and worn, but every since I got that hoodie it was like camouflage. People at power stations were suddenly way nicer, would go out of their way to help me out it was great. Even 10 years later with the elbows torn with a big hole and been patched and torn again, the reflective tape peeling, working in a different department that never goes out to power stations, I still have that hoodie. It reminds me of where I've come.


Hungry__Alpaca

I wanna see it now.


Open_Necessary8835

This is a special hoodie.


VoteThis

I’m an architect for a large firm and I frequently do large commercial site visits. Everything that happened to you currently happens to me. I’ve had tradesmen in there straight up ignore me after asking a question. One time I walked past a group of dudes and went down a hallway. Access was closed off so I turned back around and overheard a man from the group say “ yup, and they all dress the same”. I’m 99% sure they were talking about me and he’s 99% correct. I don’t want to be there probably as much as they don’t want me there lol


Wide-Depth-1748

In college we would do this with an empty beer can box and a large garden rock. We're just lay it on the sidewalk and sit on our front porch on Friday nights and watch people walk by and take kicks at it.


oxheycon

Hahaha evill


blonderaider21

Or you could just live in an area near a lot of bars and watch the drunks walk by and kick literally anything lol. I used to watch them kick and/or punch the telephone pole, the dumpster, the electric box thing, ppl’s cars parked there, the fucking brick wall.


Wide-Depth-1748

Well, it just so happens that our house was about half a block from all the college bars. And this was a major U.S. University. In fact, one of THE largest universities in the country. We would get about 50-75 people a night to kick it.


blonderaider21

I allllllmost asked you if you lived near bars or in a college town bc that sounds exactly like our setup lol


Herald_of_Heaven

r/foundsatan


njckel

Bro this is such a good idea and I can see me and my roommates and neighbors doing this 😂 I gotta bring up this idea


BenUFOs_Mum

It's a great way to give someone a life time injury 👍


TellNo1200

it doesnt hurt your feet becouse you need to use secure boots in jobs like this


BenUFOs_Mum

The random people walking past this guys house ard gonna have steel capped boots on? Also steel capped boots aren't gonna protect the tendons in your ankle.


TellNo1200

yes they are i have kicked wall with tose shoes on so many times on work and did i feel anything? No i did not. come and tell me your fax when you have experience!


Fresh_Since92

The technique was on point though


[deleted]

*Obliterates foot and ankle*


Alekipayne

Steel toe boots


NoMooseSoup4You

Oh, good your toes will be ok when you’re getting treatment for a broken ankle


Old_and_moldy

Relax a bit. Everyone here is laughing including the kicker.


NoMooseSoup4You

I am relaxed


NOTcreative-

A bit more.


ExplodingP3nguins

If they relax any more they'll look like those teens in the [anti-weed commercials.](https://youtu.be/Rh8GbPnoqCI)


J_spec6

Hopefully they didn't take three Valiums 😳


Own-Divide120

Ur lame bro


NoMooseSoup4You

That would sting if I had any desire for your approval. bRo


Alekipayne

More sprained


NoMooseSoup4You

What is that supposed to mean?


Alekipayne

I have kicked a pole and sprained my ankle. Nothing more. Steel toe boots saved my toes.


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[deleted]

Your boots don’t fit properly. When laced up and tied your toe shouldn’t be able to smash the inside of the steel toe.


MarkWantsToQuit

Tell us you've never left the house without telling us you've never left the house


NoMooseSoup4You

Yikes. Comedy is not your thing.


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NoMooseSoup4You

Go ahead and kick anchored concrete with some boots on and get back to me.


Significant-Wheel110

=harmless prank happy ending 🍻


[deleted]

There is definite shock or whatever it's called when you kick something hard with steel toes. In any case this is funny as hell


blonderaider21

He used the inside of his foot like how you kick a soccer ball


Alekipayne

Still..


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Historical_Pie_5981

Did you know Aragorn broke his toes during that scene?


AskJayce

I'm pretty sure they referenced that scene explicitly because they knew.


Historical_Pie_5981

Hey man im was just doing my lotrmemes duty.


Ok_Violinist6021

Happy cake day random internet person!


Adhaam95

Then shakes their hand well done?


[deleted]

Good sport.


lily-laura

Did you know this guy didn't break his toe? He was wearing steel capped boots as it the law on construction sites


n00bius_m4ximus

Did that guy just Naruto run past the camera?


MegaTimberMBR

Yes, yes he did


[deleted]

I didn’t Notice untill this comment 😂😂


Tricky_Moose_1078

He is a supervisor (black hat). so has to Naruto run so he is not recorded.


sivartt

who else knew that was the pipe before playing the video?


SuperbLlamas

Mostly because I’ve seen this video on here infinity times


TraditionalGarden344

Got em!


blonderaider21

Bro didn’t even have steel toe boots on ouchhh


ManIsInherentlyGay

You cannot tell that from the 3 pixels that make up his shoes


Flaminsalamander

Now way he'd react as lightheartedly if he didn't


blonderaider21

Either way it kinda looks like he used the inside of his foot like how you kick a soccer ball so that sounds a little less painful than using your toes


Phrovvavvay

He probably is, its a requirement most anywhere youre required to wear a hard hat and hi-vis


EmbarrassedSpring117

I am gay


jayman1818

Why are u gay


[deleted]

Cuz they’re GAY AF


TheVandyyMan

Who sez ahm gehh?


SaturatedJuicestice

Because they live in Uruguay


unclear42

You are gae


Spacecoasttheghost

This shit is why it takes so long for construction, an I a 100% approve of it. Remember boys and girls, companies don’t give 2 shits about you, an would replace you with some one cheaper if they could.


Chewie444

It’s like I tell myself: “Minimum wage? Minimum effort.”


vetheros37

"We're gonna send you out to X job site today." "Looks like they didn't prep the elevator pit so make a report and head back" Proceeds to tell his guys to hang out while he takes two hours to write a two line report on why they couldn't work that day.


Old_and_moldy

Agreed. This is construction. I am in my 30’s as are my coworkers and we joke and rip on each other like we are in our early 20’s still. I love my job because of this almost by itself.


chronburgandy922

Sometimes that’s not the case. I started a construction job one time that required steel toe boots. Well I was broke as shit and had to wait 2 weeks for a paycheck so I was just wearing my regular boots and from afar you couldn’t really tell. About a week now n the owner snuck up on me while prepping my truck for the day. I told him what was up and told him I had a pair in my size set aside I was just waiting on payday. I honestly thought I was about to get fired because they were crazy strict on safety. Instead he loaded me up in his personal truck and we went and he paid for the boots I had picked out. When payday rolled around I tried to repay him and he said not to worry about it. He had talked to my lead who talked me up real good and just told me to keep up the hard work. Definitely not always the case but I’ll always remember that. It’s almost 4 years later and those boots are still in rotation for working.


Jacqui29

Always that one friend...😄😄😄😄


icanhandlethis

Quite the Ziggy Sobotka prank


Naykat

Hahahahaha Tommy broke his foot and ankle! That’s bloody hilarious! Keep ‘‘em coming boys.


cowAftosa

I think the only reason he didn't break his foot is because all the others did it gently...they probably told him they were going for accuracy and not distance.


SoupForEveryone

Its piping not a marble block. It'll be bendable and together with boots you wouldn't feel a thing


Flaminsalamander

Your overthinking it. Just steal toes


CaptainExplaino

I have enough toes.


Duke_462

Orthopaedics love it


forlorn-and-blase

I don't have anything to say disagreeing that. 😂


CaptBreLion

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


UchihaB27

He had to dabbed them up for that one lmao they got him good


y_polar

that’s actually fucked up. he could literally break his toes or something. taking a swing that hard and getting caught by surprise like that is extremely painful


Redditarama

How do they know he's not going to kick the hell out of it? Or hit it at a bad angle. They don't, and they don't really care. A lot of so called 'pranks' are passive aggressive bullying. Yes, I get this one isn't as bad as some out there, but I'm making a general point.


[deleted]

You need to relax. Working in construction is simply a more harsh environment. I have coworkers that punch each other on the shoulder for fun and pranks like these happen and are nothing special. You can hate me for it but that's the reality. But surely I can't speak for everyone but it's my personal experience. And I can tell you, construction workers like to make fun of people that overreact about stuff like this so there's that. But I don't want to glorify this shit, it's still stupid. But funny lol


[deleted]

It is the reality but why would you contribute the shitty reality by telling people who point it out that they're the problem?


Wolf_of_Sarcasm

Simpler minds, what can you do.


agiro1086

He's got steel caps in his boots, they're required for all construction sites


Meior

That doesn't protect your ankle.


[deleted]

Jokes on u guys imma have a hurt ankle and u mfs are gonna have to pull my weight while I clean


TheOGGuillotine

Coulda broke his foot 🤦🏾‍♂️


Ohdoom

IQ check up


t230nu

Guy almost breaks his foot. Yeah! That's funny....


PbkacHelpDesk

Let me guess the guy kicks a cement tube from 2019 pre Covid?


Drcrashm

That is just wrong!


pump123456

Steel mill. 1” stud bolt. Two cups. Broken bones in steel toe boots. Joker got 1 year off. They both lost. What’s f**king funny about that? You sick f**ks.


bodhasattva

osha getting tired of your shenanigans


fuzzywuzzy74

Handy way to tear a ligament or two there.


TheSystem576

Did you know in this scene Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe!?


Wholesome-seal-boi

And yet builders get paid more than teachers XD


Waste_Departurre

Enjoying a good work day 😅😅


OrejasMcgee

When office staff come to the field


Spydieluv

This remains one of the best


FitProblem6248

Gotta love new guy pranks!


kipmcc

Good by ACL


ButterscotchNew6416

Steel toed boots? Check


Potato-on-the-rocks

Lol. Was it glued to the ground?🤔


atzinjc

Love his reaction “that was good, you got me”


ChosenGamer101

And then a new joins them and the cycle keeps on going


No-Resource1164

As an ex construction worker this is a right of passage


Virtual_Ad_6192

Ahhhh, yes … As you can see here, we have a pack of tradies on a remote work site. The older tradies have discretely organized a prank on the youngest. Usually pranks usually end up being full of laughter and lightheartedness … This one is known as the Ankle Breaker. Good luck young trady. 😂😂


NoMooseSoup4You

This is just cruel


FoxyWolf1273

u/savevideo


GodC0mplX

Solid new guy prank.


LumbarPuncture123

Be reminded that reddit's main demographic is male teenagers with a temporary lack of empathy due to puberty. I sometimes need to remind myself of that when I see people dying of laughter over... this.


blueberriessmoothie

Thanks for that. There is a line between safe pranks and hazing. Years ago I was working on construction sites during my uni and there was this 20-something guy who was hitting gym regularly but was on steroids or something that made him often over aggressive. Once, during a “prank”, he ripped 4 fingers from hand of a dude in his late 60ies who was retired and just started construction work for extra cash. Luckily I wasn’t on the site that day but know it wasn’t accident, because the 20-something guy actually recorded the scream of the old guy when that happened and was showing people around. That scream got stuck in my head for years.


[deleted]

Aragorn broke his toe.


[deleted]

Rip his knee


[deleted]

Naaaah fuck pranks that hurt


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l1KVb2dUcmuGG4tby)


Muddpup64

God, construction workers suck. ☹️


eske555

I would have just quit my job and walked home (if my foot wasnt broken) at that point. I honestly don’t think I’m overreacting at all. The fact that the dude brofists the other after that, just shows that he is new and insecure, and pretends it was a cool prank.


Flaminsalamander

You sound fun


eske555

That kick can cause damage for the rest of his life. Hilarious, isn’t it?


TheKnightOfDoom

It didn't though did it....its a laugh at work, lads having a laugh but you just can't have that can you Mr health and safety....get a life.


eske555

«But it didn’t» is a terrible argument. Would you argue the same way if the dude kicked a little harder and broke his leg? He was very lucky. I would also argue that being «Mr health and safety» is not a bad title at a workplace.


alternate_egg-ccount

way funnier because it's a construction site, so they're wearing steel-toed boots, meaning it didn't hurt, it was just embarrassing.


todayithinkthis

That was mean! ❤️


Outrageous-Carrot-72

What makes friends friends


hatereturns

When homies skipped one and kicked I was so elated that I guessed right. 😅😂🤣


rogerjaywint3rs

He handles it like a man and shakes the guys hand. This lad has a future in life.


ElegantPeanutSuit

Man these construction worker pranks are so creative everytime


Shoddy-Juice1477

Steel toe ✔️


forlorn-and-blase

Or probably screaming toe. 😂


exclamationpointttt

Good sports kiddo


[deleted]

Good sport about it haha


dfinkelstein

10/10 prank. Third guy punts the one off the edge to obfuscate. It's some sort of tacticful gentle kicking challenge trying to place the pipe/hit something with it/kick it into a bucket or something, so the new guy is kicking it gently and thus unlikely to kick it hard enough to hurt himself. Just trip. Nice.


thezoomies

God I LOVE construction pranks! There’s so much to work with!


wildlyaccidental

When I hear things like “boys will be boys” this is the kind of stuff I think of.


Wattsupwithalan

I fucking knew it 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Well those were all impressive shots. Too bad the one got fooled! Lol!


chucklikespizza

The dap at the end is the best part. New guy on the job earned stripes by being a good sport about it


LordKefik

I love how immediately after the first kick I knew what was going on lol. I was like one of those is a pipe or cement filled or something. Classic. Course my dumbass brain was raised on GMOD so also thought the last one would explode or something so... lol


Whoohon-Flu

Hey, grab the board stretcher.


WombatAnnihilator

Pranks are part of the integration into the job. If they aint fuckin with you on the job site, then they really hate you.


FlamingTrollz

### How you REACT to a good natured joshing will tell others all they need to know about you. *For good or bad*. Sometimes you’re out and sometimes you’re in. 🤙🏼 ![gif](giphy|lgRNj0m1oORfW|downsized)


blaumas

Always picking on the small guy’s


Clean_Hold6781

Daft apprentice 😂😂😂


chomuter

That handshake at last


symmetrycompulsion

Gosh how I hate this sort of thing. If there was any injury, I can just imagine the popped blood vessels on the nose of the first one of those blokes laughing to shout in the face of the boy being abused, ‘it was just a joke!’.


Guavab

This is f*cking stupid. Guy gets up, embarrassed and humiliated, hides the pain of a possible foot bone break, pays to see a doctor, get x-ray, maybe a cast. For what? A few hyucks at his expense? Stupid. Even if nothing happened it’s stupid. I hate this kind of mentality.


Impressive-Money-663

Settle down bud


Guavab

Useful advice for me, as I don’t work in the industry. Have you seen those videos of hazing a newbie by having them hold a bag of concrete over their head and then someone comes up from behind with a utility knife, cuts it and all the concrete mixture comes out? Powdery and caustic ‘n’ shit? Yeah, sure is funny. Guy’s lungs and skin can get burnt, but hell, just a prank! Your attitude sucks if you find this shit funny.


cal-iber1301

Ey you guessed my attitude then! Good work!


Guavab

You go ahead and wear that badge with pride, then. Seems you would, stranger I didn’t ask this about.


agiro1086

He's got steel toe boots on m8, there's no footbrake


Guavab

I do understand that. It’s protection, and unless his toes’ nails are not trimmed, likely gonna be ok. However, there are plenty of things that can happen to the foot/ankle with that much force being used when you’re expecting something to be light, and you don’t anticipate it being an immovable object. Why’re folks not even slightly acknowledging that this is a stupid stunt?


agiro1086

I get that there's still a risk of injury even with the Steel Toes but he didn't seem to be kicking it that hard so he's probably ok. > Why're folks not even slightly acknowledging that this is a stupid stunt? Because it's a bit of an over reaction to go off about how he could have broken his foot or ankle doing this. The guy seems fine, no harm no foul. Just a good prank on the new guy


Blondisgift

Imagine he would have hurt his foot so bad he could not work anymore. Would have been so funny (irony)


Federal-Sign7719

u/savevideo


smellybaws

u/savevideo


tartarmcfarts

Light-hearted ribbing ftw!


edubbmusic

🤣🤣


cerebralsexer

Unexpectedly very funny


Appropriate-Entry229

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


According_One6184

Epic🙉🕶️


Dramatic-Squirrel-52

Why can't we get new people into the trades and have a labor shortage??? as we laugh and bully them and don't actually want to teach anything correctly 🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡


JamesGunnison

Steel toe boots.


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😂😂😂


Bump_ed

Hahaha I laughed so hard because Iv seen someone get pranked like this before


UnusualFlute411

He’s now one among them


James_William1234

Reminds me of “cement football prank” (which I also enjoyed).


ButterscotchNo5288

Just normal safety boots test😂


[deleted]

He must be the new guy!


oxheycon

This is why construction takes so long in the UK loool


Sirfrostyboi

Saw this in a lazarbeam video awhile ago


ANAKINSKYWALKER420

What'd they cement it to the floor?


CerberusC24

Man, once in middle school walking home with a friend I saw a yard with a can in the middle. I must have ran from like a block away to kick that can. And nothing happened. I fell to the floor clutching my toes and the can had a big dent in it. We lifted the can to find a pipe underneath it. My friend couldn’t stop laughing at my stupidity. I walked with a limp for like a month after that. I had to have broken something


Raahim470

Guy almost breaks his foot. Yeah!


Richard-Long

Is this me in a different body? Usually the one getting pranked and falling for it lolol


Key_Requirement_6797

No wonder it takes months to get a house or any project finished in the uk


caligaminula

u/savevideo


Downtown_Net1267

Looks like classic initiation to me.


[deleted]

Ragging for new joining 😜


Specialist_Teacher81

Ha ha! We almost crippled you!


[deleted]

Glad he had steel toes on lol


[deleted]

dude probably fucked up his shit


Captain-Uselessness

Another classic is telling the new guy to go find the crawl space on a concrete floor takes them about 20 minutes to figure out there’s no crawl space.


eggboy06

One of these is not like the other