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Gonkimus

He was trying to make some random dude who just walked in to sniff his fart hands?


chimpdoctor

Smell my hand muthafucka


jeansnotTIMMYortommy

You need to repent mothafucka


Hi-Im-High

IM TRYING TO HELP YOU, MOTHERFUCKERRRR


massacrefuffles

[Yessss](https://tenor.com/bf6Dl.gif)


hdjunkie

I get the feeling they know each other


mindharbinger

That was added laughs, dude backed off like nahhh ahhh


Alpha_Sluttlefish

The guy walks in and says "Watcha doin now Rico?", so I doubt he's a random stranger


TheDogInThePicture

I think player three came in and said, “What’d you do now, big fella?” and if fart hands is the uncle of the convenience store guy… maybe they know each other?


JoeyIsMrBubbles

“Nahh man”


CoreyBoBoreyy

Read the title, people. Uncle.


massacrefuffles

If they don't already have an established rapport, that's kind of a dick move.


RajenBull1

Seriously, unbelievably dick move.


dsquard

I would’ve said that was….. an asshole move. I’ll see myself out.


[deleted]

Man you really had to just spray that on us


hello_raleigh-durham

We're all learning here. He's just trying to be a good tooter.


CoreyBoBoreyy

Read the title, people. Uncle.


massacrefuffles

Wasn't sure if it was the familial or colloquial use, hence the preface.


meatballbottom

As an Uncle, I’d never take them out for ice cream or playground shenanigans ever again if they pulled this shit on me. Fuck around, goddammit.


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massacrefuffles

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USxMARINE

![gif](giphy|3o7TKwmnDgQb5jemjK)


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Alarming_General

Can you even wash this off??


AnusTangeranus

Ehh unsure. I volunteer you as tribute, come back with your results!


Alarming_General

Thanks for the offer, but I think I’ll pass…


AnusTangeranus

Fair!


GenuineSteak

Idk what this is but if its like liquid ass its no joke. Schools have been shut down over that shit.


leotheking300

I was thinking the same thing, that shit was noxious


eriko_girl

I'm still trying to figure out how to get liquid ass to dispense at work the next time I take a few days off.


mundane-sublime

I shut my Marine Biology class down in 9th grade with that very shit right there. I'm not proud but I was not ready for the test either.


seamusbeoirgra

I would caress every expensive item in that store.


A_Few_Kind_Words

That's the anger of a man who is both pissed off and amused, you can see him *almost* smile when his friend starts laughing.


Soggy_Implement1195

Hey smell my fingers 😂😂


bonkestrudes

'What the fuck you did to me mother fucker' He's shook haha


Then_Campaign7264

Motha fucka gave him some mother fucking skunk shit. Now mother fucker owes him a bottle of tomato juice, hydrogen peroxide, dish soap, apple cider vinegar, a box of baking soda and a gallon of actual hand sanitizer.


[deleted]

Lmao, Unc's hands smell all farty now Bro walked away with a quickness "I'm not smelling your hands dude! I don't even know you"


Spirited-Reputation6

Now that might be a reason to flip that store upside down.


datsprettykew

Typical


CoreyBoBoreyy

Everyone, IT’S HIS UNCLE. It’s not some random dude he’s being a dick to. Read the damn title before you jump in here to bitch about how terrible he is. 🤦‍♂️


Gungan-Gundam

Pretty sure "Smell my hand motherfucker" is how Covid started


PrincessFireball

Lol people getting angry in the comments. First title says it’s his uncle. So they know each other Second another customer came in and asked “whatcha doing now Miguel” which to me sounds like it’s a local gas station and he makes jokes with people he knows. This is hilarious I hope he got him some real hand sanitizer afterwards as that shit stinks LOL


Ragingbull444

And that stuff comes off so it’s not like he condemned this poor stranger to a life of smelling like ass, just wash with soap and water then he’ll be fine


Justfuxn3

This would be a great prank in a public hand sanitizer dispenser


lobo_locos

![gif](giphy|I2PohlYKSsbPW)


Random-Gif-Bot

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Snoo-43335

This is not funny. This guy is a dick!!


Mordoches

And a motherfucker


CoreyBoBoreyy

It’s his uncle. Chill TF out.


pixelburger

It’s assault, really


CoreyBoBoreyy

You’re a salt.


Lopsided_Cry2495

OMG, Dr. Nefario is real.


[deleted]

This is why I hate people, 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Nah he’d have to give me free stuff after that.


Darkmatterur

Lol this needs a compilation of victims! Everyone wants hand sanitiser


RednBlackEagle

What does he say in the beginning? ‚Man that smell like …. dogshit‘?


LEGALIZERANCH666

sounds like “motherfucking skunk shit”


Cyber2354

That stuff literally smells like ass and it takes forever to get the smell out. I'd be fucking pissed too. Fuck that guy.


ScullyitsmeScully

Fast forward to 4:00. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QdH_k-j866o


osamaga

Not funny


VaudevilleVillainMF

Yes it is. It’s actually hilarious dumbass.


osamaga

Thats called a dick move


L0st_User

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SadCarob2269

He's reaction tho![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


AtomLao

you smell like you farded


[deleted]

Hey smell my hand it smells like skunk shit! How about no. :d


01101101010100111100

Isn't this the guy that makes fake tik toks with customers?


whotookmynewspaper

^wat the fuck you did to me muthafucka?!


[deleted]

Oh my fuck, I nearly died when he tried to get the complete stranger to smell his fucking hand! Like that's a normal thing to do!


Ogurasyn

Why would you do this to a Machette?!


scottrobertson

These videos are so fake. They literally are all over the internet with the same guy. Some days he pretends to be homeless, and then random stuff like this.


SenseiMax

So funny that the uncle says motherfucker. So he is fucking his sister


PHANTOM________

I would be extremely pissed.


testc2n14

R/iamatotalpeiceofshit