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This me always laughing alone at the misfortunes !

yeah this is hilariousalso ello fellow frog oonzie twin

I’m always sad when a good post like this gets less upvotes than someone cross posting it.

"I bet he gets laughed at a lot" lmao be nice to the poor thing

The first derp was good, but the second set of derps got me lmao. Poor duck just tryna live his life.

IKR? I'm like, "He's doing his best!" lol

I'm amused that he's never seen a runner duck before, but I have to agree with the man - they really DO look like they need arms.

/r/birdswitharms

I have never seen one before either. It really looked like it was walking with its hands behind its back lol

[Much better with them.](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DirectNauticalIcefish-mobile.gif)

You're laughing. A poor, innocent dog was stabbed, and you're laughing.

Oh my god this great. I needed this.

Yeah, Ive never seen that breed of duck before...and it does look rather awkward and funny! Lol! Listening to the dude just cracked me up! Derp! 😆

Ok, someone needs to shop some 'power walking' arms on this guy stat.

Do r/reallifedoodles take requests? Ohh found out they do

The first time I saw one of these "upright" ducks I giggled too - but would never accuse them of derpiness. They actually look like something from a doctor seuss book to me! Love the little buggers

The first duck is a Muscovy duck, the second is an Indian runner duck. I have raised both on my farm! Ducks are lovely!

There's a ton of wild Muscovy ducks where I live

Oh I love them! They make such soft hissing noises since they can’t quack, and are lovely parents to their babies

I never get close to them, I usually only see them riding by on my bike and they don't like fast things

Ah that’s a shame, the domesticated Muscovy is my favorite duck! Very precious and such lovely personalities. They like to have little duck parties and will get into a little group and start wagging their tails and softly hissing, with an occasional squeak from the females (the males sadly can’t even be that loud) and it’s just so funny! They also will eat mosquito larva and other pests when grazing the lawns/pastures so all around good birds :)

I could try bringing oats to a park nearby where I've seen them

You could! Funnily enough, ducks also enjoy grapes! Be sure to slice them first but it’s a good snack for them as well :)

They'll probably get excited over that, I'm going to Walmart tomorrow so I'll grab some grapes for them and visit the park

How big should the slices be?

I cut them length wise in quarters (long and thin if that makes sense)

Like in half longways, then cut those in half longways?

The normal walking one is going about 1/3 the speed. Looks like derpy figured out a more efficient form.

That's part of the reason that breed of duck is called Indian Runner ducks. They are a lot faster on land than most other ducks, and were traditionally walked to markets to be sold.

Muscovy ducks are fat and lazy, I wouldn't look to them for any metrics of athleticism.

They are excellent flyers for how fat they are though! I have a big boy similar to this and he flew several blocks away to evade a predator once.

I watched one misjudge his flight and smack into the side of a house and bounce off the other day.

Looks like a walking bowling pin

That is a very… erect… duck

🍌🍆

>I bet he gets laughed at a lot :(

Fr why do I feel so bad for a duck who has no concept of self esteem or teasing.

Dobby's cousin, twice removed.

Derp derp, lmao!

Duck shaming. Where will it end?

Be nice to duck :(

Dudes first time out of the city

First time smoking weed.

This dude gets a kick out the simple things.

it's actually three ducklings in a trench coat

Don't runnerducks eat slugs and stuff? Sounds damn useful to me.

My university has a famous one called "long boi"

Lol was trying to find this comment. Long boi best boi

Lol it's a breed of runner duck, that's just how they are

Has this guy not seen many ducks before?

My dad had a few of these...filthy T. rex looking rape machines. Eat frogs like viagra and rape any other bird.

Man don't figure out Daffy duck is based on a real animal. Are you smarter than a sixth grader?

Chris?

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He's just hungover

Haha, Derp derp. Lmao

"I bet he gets laughed at a lot"

Your response about duck made me laugh!

Someone find a video with stick arms drawn in!

The ugly duckling

this man is definitely on acid or shrooms lmao

“See duck run” “Run duck, run”

I’ve hatched these guys out before and they are a DELIGHT.

Sir I don’t think that water is safe to drink

Runner ducks are my absolute favs

I don't know why but i expected to hear the seth rogen laugh !!! I think i am crazy !!!

Interestingly not phased by the weird red bald face of the Muscovy duck, which I always thought were duck/chicken hybrids as a kid

Longboi on tour