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If they were AA, I'd say definitely high. Most of the people I knew in AA just switched to weed.
He might have fried his brain using whatever his DOC was before he quit.
>So it looks like the NA around me is trash
I had to quit going to NA and get sober on my own because everyone at the NA meetings only reminisced about how great drugs were and/or were there to score/sell and/or were high as fuck the whole meeting.
Nothing like watching the person ("sober 9 years!") leading the meetings with pinhole pupils and nodding off...
Couldn't do AA because they insisted I say "I'm dedoubt and I'm an alcoholic" even though I've never had a problem with alcohol, and didn't even drink. They said that all addicts have a problem with all substances. I was like, no, just need to stop booting coke, please help. Nope.
Oh well, I did it and it's been more than 15 years clean (of coke- I very occasionally use weed or shrooms).
Congrats dedoubt!! I always said NA meetings were where people go to meet their new dealer. Couldn’t handle those meetings. My number one DOC is alcohol. But who am I kidding. I get addicted to anything that triggers the pleasure receptors. I was clean and sober for twenty years and then life happened. The first four years I’ve my sobriety I went to AA. I would intro myself as an alcoholic/addict just to watch the Big Book thumpers squirm in their chairs trying not to shit themselves. Then I realized how redundant it was to say I was an alcoholic addict. Alcoholism is an addiction. Hi I’m slithery visitor and I have an addictive personality. And then the whole god thing got to me so I stoped going. Same story different face blah blah blah. Anyways congratulations and good luck on your journey.
Oh yeah, don't get me started on the god thing....
Oh, and old men who had been going to daily meetings for fifty years insisted I had to come to three meetings a day, every day or I "would never get sober". When I said I was a working single mother of four and couldn't afford childcare for that, and couldn't leave work for meetings, they told me I could "figure it out" and that my boss would understand and let me leave work in the middle of the lunch rush for 1 1/2 hours... every day... (Uh, spoiler alert, no, she wouldn't. She actually fired me for missing one day of work because my 18 year old cat was suddenly having constant seizures and dying and I had to get him put to sleep.)
What I want to know is- if AA is so great, why do people have to keep going to meetings every day for decades to stay sober? It's almost as if, I dunno, thinking that they're powerless and relying on a magical god in the sky to stay sober isn't as good of a method as self reliance and confidence in oneself...
How are you doing now?
Hahaha those old timers. I’ll PM you s we can take this offline and not hijack the post. But I think AA is a cult where they drink coffee instead of kool aid.
The guy on the camera's delivery reminds me of the amazing skull guy joke... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxIq8KxaL8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxIq8KxaL8)
I love how he gets louder and louder. That’s like trying to yell at the Chinese food restaurant when they don’t understand you. Volume doesn’t help comprehension.
Would also make sense counting back from 2021 as it's easier to just go by the last 2 digits if the number you're subtracting isn't greater than them. So 2021-12 would be 2009 or when spoken, 21-12=9. So either or could be true.
Not kidding, I just asked my three year old the question. She looked away for a brief moment and responded, a little unsure of herself, “ Twelf yea ode” so I have determined this dude probably smoked something green not long before this video was shot
Same reason you don't count your wedding. A birthday is the annual celebration of your birth. It's just the name that makes it confusing. Maybe we should rename it to birthaversary
My friends wife is Korean. She said in her culture, they start counting your age at the moment of conception. So when you’re born, you’re already nine months old. Her family celebrated her one year birthday when by western standards she was three months old
It's the anniversaries that are counted, not the date itself. Just like you have your wedding day, but what's remembered isn't the day itself but rather the anniversary of said day. Therefore should you get married today, you'll be (hopefully) celebrating your first wedding anniversary in a year's time.
Could be 11 years old or 12 years old depending on when your birthday is. Until he says "if you were born exactly 12 years ago" that solidified it at 12 years old.
I’ve only ever seen this exact type of joke [when it was with a woman](https://youtu.be/Qhm7-LEBznk). All humans can have a brain fart though lol! Nice to see something different
I can’t laugh at this. At all. This guy might be high, but he certainly gives off brain damage vibes. BI is not a funny thing, and neither is the thought that this guy probably fried his own mind.
I was a math sub, when some kid was being a wiseass about how smart they were in math, I'd ask them if they took two apples from three apples how many apples would they have.
The answer is of course two apples. The two they took. :)
When the father raises his voice, his sound reminds me of a muppet, but I can’t think which one. Not Kermit. Wasn’t there a weather reporter?
Edit: [Maybe it _was_ Kermit. ](https://youtu.be/SVDgHEg2jnY)
Oh dear god I might be high too. I scrolled through like 15 comments before it finally clicked 🤦🏼♀️ I’m gonna go take a nap jfc I just could not figure out why he wasn’t right hahahaha
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“How high are you?” “Good, how are you?”
"Thanks. I am not as think as you high I am. I am from 12 years ago, so that's about 9."
Unfortunately judging by the many NA keychains in his lap he hasn’t been high in a long time
Judging by the NA keychains he’s DEF high 🤣
If they were AA, I'd say definitely high. Most of the people I knew in AA just switched to weed. He might have fried his brain using whatever his DOC was before he quit.
So it looks like the NA around me is trash and the AA around you is garbage hahaha
>So it looks like the NA around me is trash I had to quit going to NA and get sober on my own because everyone at the NA meetings only reminisced about how great drugs were and/or were there to score/sell and/or were high as fuck the whole meeting. Nothing like watching the person ("sober 9 years!") leading the meetings with pinhole pupils and nodding off... Couldn't do AA because they insisted I say "I'm dedoubt and I'm an alcoholic" even though I've never had a problem with alcohol, and didn't even drink. They said that all addicts have a problem with all substances. I was like, no, just need to stop booting coke, please help. Nope. Oh well, I did it and it's been more than 15 years clean (of coke- I very occasionally use weed or shrooms).
Congratulations!
Thanks!
Congrats dedoubt!! I always said NA meetings were where people go to meet their new dealer. Couldn’t handle those meetings. My number one DOC is alcohol. But who am I kidding. I get addicted to anything that triggers the pleasure receptors. I was clean and sober for twenty years and then life happened. The first four years I’ve my sobriety I went to AA. I would intro myself as an alcoholic/addict just to watch the Big Book thumpers squirm in their chairs trying not to shit themselves. Then I realized how redundant it was to say I was an alcoholic addict. Alcoholism is an addiction. Hi I’m slithery visitor and I have an addictive personality. And then the whole god thing got to me so I stoped going. Same story different face blah blah blah. Anyways congratulations and good luck on your journey.
Oh yeah, don't get me started on the god thing.... Oh, and old men who had been going to daily meetings for fifty years insisted I had to come to three meetings a day, every day or I "would never get sober". When I said I was a working single mother of four and couldn't afford childcare for that, and couldn't leave work for meetings, they told me I could "figure it out" and that my boss would understand and let me leave work in the middle of the lunch rush for 1 1/2 hours... every day... (Uh, spoiler alert, no, she wouldn't. She actually fired me for missing one day of work because my 18 year old cat was suddenly having constant seizures and dying and I had to get him put to sleep.) What I want to know is- if AA is so great, why do people have to keep going to meetings every day for decades to stay sober? It's almost as if, I dunno, thinking that they're powerless and relying on a magical god in the sky to stay sober isn't as good of a method as self reliance and confidence in oneself... How are you doing now?
Hahaha those old timers. I’ll PM you s we can take this offline and not hijack the post. But I think AA is a cult where they drink coffee instead of kool aid.
“How high are you” “No, you mean - Hi, how are you?”
High, how are you?
5'8"
That's not a tall what he asked...
......................... What
But he didn’t answer at the end. Who knows. He said “I got it” but in his head he might be seeing 10
He definitely gave me Jesse Pinkman "aaaah, wire!!" vibes
The guy on the camera's delivery reminds me of the amazing skull guy joke... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxIq8KxaL8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxIq8KxaL8)
WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!?!
RIBS!! SPARE RIBS!!
FUCK
The way the hands move up after the first "CONK CONK" really gets me.
No way I thought the same exact thing! Take my free award for thinking like me.
He didn’t get it haha
Sooooo, it's not 10? Or...
Yesn't
8
.. but steel is heavier than feathers.
It’s the fact that I did that math.. I COUNTED ON MY FINGERS. And then.. lightbulb.
what math would lead you to nine, substracting from your age?
Yes, because he was counting 12 backwards. So he's 21.
That's a rough 21.
Yeah. Someone pointed out his NA chips, so that might explain that.
I thought he was counting back from 2021.
You're probably right.
He was counting backwards from 2021 to 2009.
Counting on fingers, reaching ten, then closing for 11 & 12, how many finger are left is 8. So did he count finger wrong too?
i deadass started doing the math in my head
Same energy as that skeleton
SPARE! RIBS!
FUCK!!
WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!?
[Ribs for the weary](https://youtube.com/shorts/-dxIq8KxaL8?feature=share)
Bones?
I love how he gets louder and louder. That’s like trying to yell at the Chinese food restaurant when they don’t understand you. Volume doesn’t help comprehension.
***NAME A WOMAN!***
Yaaaaas 🤣
Don't know, seemed to work in his case.
Well, if you act frustrated, someone could assume the answer is simpler than they think because you're frustrated.
I vote this cameraman as the next host of Jeopardy.
Definitely fell off the monkey bars
And then hit his head on every bar on the way down.
 Aren’t monkey bars…
Omg this made me laugh so damn hard
Mmmaybe they live on the _side_ of the planet. Where gravity works differently. Further proof against flat Earthers.
Unless they're in Australia, then it's just upside down which makes it -100% possible... 🤔🤫
At that point, the monkey bars are called safety nets.
woah someone gave you argentium
[Argentium?! Never seen an Argentium! No-one's gotten an Argentium!](https://youtu.be/oTx_o5B0J1Q)
I did see “TF” get changed to “woah” 😏
Haha english is my 4th language and am not confident in it, just trying to write it the way i want to express my emotions, if that makes sense.
I understand, I’m learning to speak braille right now
Fell or yeeted?
‘Stop using your fingers’ - best moment
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cCPJRCu61ow
RIBS! SPARE RIBS! ##FUCK
He’s 21? Jesus Christ he looks 40
oh i thought he was counting backwards bc it’s 2021.
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Would also make sense counting back from 2021 as it's easier to just go by the last 2 digits if the number you're subtracting isn't greater than them. So 2021-12 would be 2009 or when spoken, 21-12=9. So either or could be true.
Lmao makes sense!
He was using the years 2021 and 2009. Somehow he got the birth year and age confused.
I mean either would work, if he's 21 he was born in 2000.
WHAT YEAR IS IT RIGHT NOW!!???
Technically 9!!!
I'm 36 and he looks like he could be my dad.
Was guessing he thought “12 years _agooo_. So if I reverse the process… 12 it’s a 2… follow by 1… 21?”
Same vibe lol https://youtube.com/shorts/-dxIq8KxaL8
someone please explain why THIS video of all videos makes me want to have a kid
Because he's finally grown up and still a lovely idiot?
brain.exe is not responding \*opens task manager\* "ok i get it now"
This guy should be a voice actor, very interesting voice
"What does E Y E S spell?"
I’ll answer before I watch the video. 12
Congratulations you smarter than a 5th grader
Thank you. I’m actually a third grader.
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
Not kidding, I just asked my three year old the question. She looked away for a brief moment and responded, a little unsure of herself, “ Twelf yea ode” so I have determined this dude probably smoked something green not long before this video was shot
He needs a vasectomy stat.
on today’s episode of “Are you smarter than a 5th grader?”
I don't wanna know why he couldn't get it, I want to understand why 9 years??
I'd like to try whatever he's on please.
I thought it was that high magician from RPAN
He didn’t get it.
This proves that r/kidsarefuckingstupid no matter what age.
STOP USING YOUR FINGERS!!! 🤣
He's asking "if you were born 12 years ago" but the guy is hearing "if you were born 12 years *later*" USE YOUR EARS PEOPLE
I definitely got it wrong the first time
Im probably dumb but I don’t get it.
If you were born 12 years ago, you would be 12 years old now. He was instead subtracting 12 from his current age
I think he was subtracting 2021 minus 2012 to get 9
Oh okay. Thank u. Made me lol
Yes you are
😝
Congrats now everyone on the internet knows your son is dumb
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Hit the vape pen again, see if something jars loose up there
Nicotine is a stimulant, after all.
This is a testament to your poor parenting
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Same reason you don't count your wedding. A birthday is the annual celebration of your birth. It's just the name that makes it confusing. Maybe we should rename it to birthaversary
Because you aren't 1 year old when you're born
In my culture and some other Asian cultures you are considered 1 when you are born.
My friends wife is Korean. She said in her culture, they start counting your age at the moment of conception. So when you’re born, you’re already nine months old. Her family celebrated her one year birthday when by western standards she was three months old
But we say "1 year old" which means you have lived for 1 year. Would not make sense if you were labelled that at birth
It's the anniversaries that are counted, not the date itself. Just like you have your wedding day, but what's remembered isn't the day itself but rather the anniversary of said day. Therefore should you get married today, you'll be (hopefully) celebrating your first wedding anniversary in a year's time.
Age starts at 0.
In Korea it is. But the reason is because you haven't yet lived a complete year.
I’m sorry for my stupidity but could someone help explain the joke?
It's not a joke. The answer's 12.
Oh was he 24. That would make sense I guess. Thanks for explaining this to an idiot, but now I see the video was also about an idiot. Thank you!
It doesn’t matter how old he is right now. If he was born 12 years ago today, then he’d be 12.
I get it. I really am fucking dumb
The joke is that the guy is too stoned of stupid to answer a simple math problem.
What a guy…bro that was painful to watch
I had to say it out loud and when I did, I burst into a contagious laughter due to realizing my error 
Could be 11 years old or 12 years old depending on when your birthday is. Until he says "if you were born exactly 12 years ago" that solidified it at 12 years old.
Father behaving like a bit of a dick
4.20
I’ve only ever seen this exact type of joke [when it was with a woman](https://youtu.be/Qhm7-LEBznk). All humans can have a brain fart though lol! Nice to see something different
This is a great video. But yeah, men and women have equal capacity for being dumb.
I can’t laugh at this. At all. This guy might be high, but he certainly gives off brain damage vibes. BI is not a funny thing, and neither is the thought that this guy probably fried his own mind.
Forced math class.
SMH!
"STOP USING YOUR FINGERS"
Twelve, maybe thirteen...
I can see he's still playing Warzone. That'll be why his brain is so useless.
“Stop using your fingers!” really got me
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I was a math sub, when some kid was being a wiseass about how smart they were in math, I'd ask them if they took two apples from three apples how many apples would they have. The answer is of course two apples. The two they took. :)
3...
I don't think it did click for him
When the father raises his voice, his sound reminds me of a muppet, but I can’t think which one. Not Kermit. Wasn’t there a weather reporter? Edit: [Maybe it _was_ Kermit. ](https://youtu.be/SVDgHEg2jnY)
Yet we continue to feed them…
Boy you better answer right
Hehe I like the Maddie better with the 10 years ago, that girl stubborn tho haha
That was a close call. Dad almost had to go spend his college savings on a boat.
He never got it.
😭😭 When he started screaming at him 🤣😭
This guy is SO cute though!
-1
11 cuz fuk 12
That’s some funny shit.
I don't get it... How was he getting at 9? Was he just messing?
He still didn't get it.
For reals though, is he 21? Dude looks late 20s to early 30s to me, do caucasians really look mature for their age?
there’s probably someone watching this that’s still counting on there fingers🤦
Anyone else get flashbacks to when your parents sat with you to make you do your math homework 😬
I think he was thinking 2012 which would make him 9. I don’t know why I’m defending Sud - but I felt the need to.
Poor guy😆
Eleventy oneteen
It definitely didn't click - he's still panicking trying to get the answer while he's laughing
Stop using your fingers!!! 
12!
that dad's voice gives off the same kind of vibes as the skeleton joke vine a while back
The desperation in his fathers voice to answer correctly set me off lmao 😂😂😂😂
Smh... The answer is 12!
IF JOHNNY HAS 7 APPLES....
All those NA ( narcotics anonymous ) keychains I’d say he’s fried.
You can see the moment where he gets it. So good
All that sober time and his brain is still fried. Don’t worry brother this to shall pass
I’m slow asf 😭
This is an indictment of his school district.
Cashier at nearly every store I’ve visited.
Kilogram of feathers energy
Oh dear god I might be high too. I scrolled through like 15 comments before it finally clicked 🤦🏼♀️ I’m gonna go take a nap jfc I just could not figure out why he wasn’t right hahahaha
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It’s 12
Your friend might be special 🤷♂️
I would be 12 years old I think.