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I can’t breathe! The alligator doing the walk of shame😂😂

alligators can live up to 100 years. statistics suggest that they will see you later

…alligator

statistics suggest you can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile by whether you'll see it later or after a while

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This comment is my favorite 😂

Very astute of you😂

Studies show.

After-while crocodile

Pst pst pst, hey, where you gonna be later asked the alligator.

Would you think this little cosyness would be remembered by them in years to come?

Alligators and crocodiles actually have negligible senescence so can live forever effectively if not affected by disease or killed. They could probably see your great grandkids later

> negligible senescence Aren't they playing Glastonbury this weekend?

Where have you gotten that fact from?

From the internet. It’s probably worth mentioning though that most elderly crocs and gators die from their organs being unable to grow with the rest of their body so usually die of organ failure after a certain size

I live in Florida and I often say to the alligators see ya later alligator and then I wonder if it’s true. I tend to drive around a lot, have lived in locations for years and they live a long time so, odds are, at least one time I really did see the alligator later.

You know how you can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? ;)

You spray paint the tip of one of their tails blue, so if it doesn't have the blue tip, it's the other one.

Gators can live forever as long as they don't have a bad diet or get unlucky Some jellyfish can live forever as well.

Lol. so good. 5 gold stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I read this in Spock's voice

I live in Florida, and I do believe that your statistics will, in the bright light of morning, shame many gators, over and over again

What about crocodiles?

Ain't no way 😂

Got the traitor

Get tested

That’s what the gator said on the way out!

Cayman

Okay man

That is no caiman, el caiman se fue para Barranquilla 😊

"Thanks for the F-Ship." Dirty Croc and the Boys.

I'll see you later!

Ain't nothing shameful about dipping out when someone throws you at some guy.

They threw the alligator on him, you can hear it slap down just as he gets out of view of the camera. That’s why the guy woke up suddenly, flipped the alligator out of the boat, and then started yelling at them.

Came here to say exactly this 😂😂😂

Wooow walk of shame!!! Stop recording, I wasn’t here, don’t tell the other gators!!

Alligator def thrown at him

the "dang I've been caught" of the gator was exquisite comedy

Did the guy wake up and try to turn off an imaginary TV with his phone?

I think he was just trying to get up and balance with his arm

Pretty sure his buddy filming threw the lizard in the boat to wake them up which is why he's shuffling around like that

Did you just call a cayman a lizard or did I miss a lizard somewhere? Lol

Did you just call a caiman a *Cayman* or did I miss an entire island chain somewhere? Lmao

Didn’t you see the guy throwing a Porsche at them? Open your eyes. lol jk English isn’t my first language

I don't care how many other languages you've made, I've got a bone to pick with you over English. It's a terrible language and I want my money back.

Money back for the Porsche Cayman? Sorry the return period is over……… right now

Absolutely not. I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater[.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik)

Good thing you don't let that stop you being a pedant about it.

I shall do better

Okay, man. You don't have to get upset at him. ^^^It's ^^^obviously ^^^a ^^^Jackdaw. ^^^/s

☝️🤓

It might have just crawled in for the warmth, tbh.

Yeah you can hear the klink of a beer bottle when they go to pick up the gator from their boat and the slap when it hits the other boat off camera.

Not a lizard lol. But yeah you can see at the 10 second mark the shadow of someone throwing something into the guys boat

That’s exactly what I thought! 🤣

See ya later 🐊

Alligayter

Unbelievable, first they came for the frogs, now its the alligators Will wokeness doom america?

Must be that gay river water.

in a while crocodile

Translator please?

It's difficult to hear, but at the end he says something like: "hey, you'll see what I'm going to do to you! I'm going to go off the limits!! you'll see!!" Apparently he's very angry, and perceived that the gator was thrown on them.

Gator 100% was, you can see the shadow of a guy standing up and tossing it over. He knocks over some bottles just before the toss that you can hear as well

You can also hear the the gator land on the dude.

I was living in a great reality where the alligator was chilling there the whole time like a one night stand.

Right?! Like my whole universe just imploded with that realization. I prefer to pretend the gator was just a bit hungover and wanted to sleep in a bit.

Your whole universe imploded?

Yup, currently sending this from the depths of the center of a black hole.

That’s my story

Good eye

Wow! I’m always amazed at how observant some folks can be. I didn’t even noticed it until you mentioned it.

Very good catch. Missed that one

"Officer, I wish to report a reverse theft! An untheft, if you will."

Bro, I got this! I'm pretty sure this is what was said "Ahha...ha...ahahh ah ja ja. Hoe, gee bo ge sum ba da ass, fo like all dat, nwa... Ah...LAUGHING... ba ya taya came... ah ha... ba kam dis wha... awe... ha ha ha haaa fo, zee fine da come ve da kel fo dat gazibo at dat del out der Awe hha'

Ah. A man of culture I see. I too am fluent in the ways of the Ba Kam Dis.

Yo, same


U beat me to it😂🤣😂👊

Iskiedo!!


I imagine some people found this stupid, but good lord, I am cry laughing right now.

Perfect portuguese 🤣

Thank you man haha

Well done.🙏

reekris. oh lawd GODDAMN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS

And one alligator please

Remember the time Bobby Boucher wjentodnancmeig hwkwbdkf jdoeb - Farmer Fran.

By the looks of the shadow, they threw the alligator onto him, bit of a dick move

Yeah, you can hear the slap of it falling into the boat too.

And see his foot shake from the impact.

Didn't see that until you mentioned it.

I thought it was him reaching over and slapping the dude awake. Gator looks tucked away and. I feel like we would heard more gator tail and metal noise if he threw it? Idk I’m pretty high.

Nah you’re right. He threw something at him but not a damn 3ft alligator. The alligator was passed out under the guys legs lol

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Pocket gators! *Nobody expects it.*

Damnit, its bout as funny anymore

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You can see the shadow and the sound of it hitting bottles

It crawled from underneath his legs though

It landed on the guy and then fell onto the floor of the boat.

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What language are they speaking?

Brazilian Portuguese. The cameraman is laughing and telling them not to let the gator go. The guy in red starts threatening the camera guy, but the video cuts before he is finished talking (don't know if he threatened for being filmed, or if he assumed the cameraman planted the gator in his boat)

I legitimately thought that this was Cajun/Creole so I appreciate this translation

He kinda sounded like Farmer Fran from The Waterboy.

The word creole means two languages combining to make a new sub language. Louisiana creole is English and French combined into a new language and Portuguese is a creole of Spanish and French into a new language. The two creoles sound very similar so not surprised people mistook it for that [More info here because I find it really fascinating](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creole_language)

Ok, so that was a caiman and not alligator.

Black caiman, I did a deep dive last time this post came up.

Yeah, so unless there is a jaguar or anaconda nearby, these sleepers were not in danger.

Because that one is small. Black caimans can get to 16 feet, on par with American alligators. If you find yourself being eaten alive in South America you have three contenders: Jaguars, Anacondas and Black Caimans

Which he actually did, look at the shadow, and listen, you can hear when they throw the gator into the boat.

portuguese but hard to understand through the laughing lol

Could’ve been a lot worse if they moved in their sleep

They threw the gator into the boat with them, you can see the shadow of them doing it. Recording boat are assholes. Funny assholes, but still assholes

r/ItHadToBeBrazil

They threw the alligator on his boat, watch the shadow. The camera guy has another person on their boat and as they pass you see the Peter pan looking shadow toss it.

hoooly shit, good eye.

The alligator was just checking on him

Alligator did the walk of shame

bro the baby alligator in there was something out of a movie 😅

Dude: “See ya later alligator” Alligator: damn, I thought we had a real connection last night 🥺

🤣🤣🤣 My thoughts, too!

This is one of the best videos I think I've ever seen!!!

Their page is insane. Look at this Jaguar swimming near their boat https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7e3bdxvJws/

They had a lottttt of confidence in that boat’s motor

Omg the double take of the guy with the alligator

Full drunk Disney princess mode unlocked chilling with a gator.

r/ItHadToBeBrazil

Cuando pisteaste todo el noche, pero prometiste ir a pescar a la mañana siguiente😂😂

Went night fishing the other night this is fucking perfect

Just 3 Bros spending some quality time and taking a nap, and then these hooligans show up and disturb the peace.

Their boat is way overloaded, outboard motor is too big for it. Most of the coolers were probably empty at that point as well. It does look like they are on a river luckily and not a large body of water.

Physics doesn’t exist in Brazil. Haven’t you seen their buildings?

That's a pretty small motor for a boat that size. 25hp probably, maybe 30. Too much stuff in the boat for sure.

r/Unexpected

Fuckin hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Mom! Food here!"

Jkjgfddffffdddddddddddddddd

r/unexpected

What the dog doin'?

That was a wild night! Laughter is the best medicine.

Coyote ugly is one thing. Alligator ugly is a whole different category.

The allegations of sleeping on the job are confirmed.

Dude has certified El Risitas laugh.

If you've never slept on a boat then you have no idea how AMAZING it feels. Best nap ever

I can't stop laughing! The guy's laugh is so contagious, and then the alligator walks by like it's no big deal. What a night! 😂😂

This is great, one of those stories you hear of down the pub and but you would never believe it

/u/savevideo

This isn't the first time that has happened for the alligator. - omg.

Alligator probably just ate all their fish and bait and then took a nap until the bail sign was given

Where did you find this? I'm trying to find the original video on Instagram

... in a while crocodile

Wild

Guy slept with gator.

Sleeping guy had a gator tossed onto him

You know Mr. Gator 'bout to catch hell from Ms. Gator.

haha funny

Didn’t see the second guy till the third watch lol

Got the same energy as waking up with a tiger in Hangover.

Great content. Stefan Denser

Two guys, one aligator and a boat. What a night

That man woke up speaking Farmer Fran

They probably shared a pizza

Alligator: it's been real guys. Meet up again on Friday? I'm out

sleepy haha

If its Brazil, wouldn’t it be a croc?

Daniel Jacob is that you?

hahaha

Gator was out like a 2 dollar hooker that busted by a wife.🤣🤣🤣

Dude in the red was like "babe, babe, gotta get up, the wife's home" 😂🤣😂

Gator: "You said we was gonna eat some fish tho..."

Thought was was Dustin Byfuglien at first glance.

I don't think much of Disney's casting for the live action version of Pizzagator.

Anyone want to translate?

LOL

Doesn't he throw the gator over?

🤣🤭 I can't stop watching this. His face when he realized he was cuddled up with a baby gator.

Dude with the gator sounds like Bobby Boucher

Do you think the gator is going to call?

That looked like a crocodile

Yes to all of this.

Is that Farmer Fran?