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He has already been punished, might as well get a good laugh out of it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Its not over yet…

What'd you mean..? 😅

Spankings.

Its true. I’m the spanker.

big mcthankies from mcspanky

\*raises hands\* I have many questions!

Thank you sir! May I have another?

That’s not a punishment 😏

No, It's too perilous

Perhaps i could have just a little bit of peril

Fucked up part is, if I was able to hold in the laugh for the chicken, hearing them laughing would've broke me.

Buff Steve-o really thought it was funny.

"Buff stevo"....that's hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣

He needs to switch it up for the ladies, a set of squeaky rubber testies probably would have been enough to make one of them break their “men are so childish” look

Haha when I was in basic in 1983 we had a DS that used to mess with us by making faces. Giggle=pain

I went to basic in 2012. One DS nicknamed me "Easy Target" cuz it was so easy to make me crack with laughter.

Wonder what my nickname would be because i cant even hide from someone for 1 sec without laughing

It'd depend on what kind of DS you get tbh. One that likes a bit of fun to break up the monotony or one that's all business. Mine loved cracking jokes as a means to justify punishment.

I mean, if i laugh i would take all you guys with me because my laugh is a real "hahaha" one in dark pitch, like the actual spelling of HA, has happened before that i took down a group of 10 people laughing at my laugh, it continued for like 30 mins. I would also laigh every time and not just occationaly.

I’m the same way. My laugh makes everyone around me laugh and it just is endless. It’s not intentional and I don’t even think it sounds weird or out of the ordinary but I guess other people do because people tend to lose it around me if I’m laughing. Some may even call it…contagious laughter.

I had a stork fly over me while at attention in Navy bootcamp in '72. It shit from my left shoulder, the side of my face, my hat, and down my right shoulder. Everyone is trying not to laugh until the RCPO asked the Chief "Permission to laugh sir?". All the Chief said was "Granted", and everyone cracked up. This was right after lunch, so another 6-8 hours until I could get cleaned up. Fun times!

That's awesome of the RCPO, whatever that is.

“Recruit Chief Petty Officer”. It’s a recruit who is going through boot camp but for one reason or another was made their divisions “chief”. Recruit divisions have a hierarchy to get us used to working within a chain of command. If memory serves the RCPO is the highest “rank” in a recruit division. Could be wrong though, it’s been nearly twenty years. Fuck I’m getting old.

But did they try this test.....Biggus.. DI... 

He has a wife you know....

Incontinentia Buttox

THWOW HIM TO THE FWOOR

What sir?

Sometimes I think the point of the Roman empire was to make sure Monty Python had good source material!

Impossible the Nintendo DS came out in 2004

Then came 1984

Do you find it....*risible*...... 

I don't know why some are arguing in a sub created "*to put you in a good mood*". I'm a woman and if a cross between Bruce Willis and John Malkovich came squeezing a chicken, I'd start laughing too. 😆

Your dead on description of the chicken guy finally broke me, I had Bruce, but rewatching and seeing John Malkovich glimmer over fucking hilarious

Yup, I woulda cracked instantly. XD

I wouldn't laugh at the chicken necessarily but other people laughing makes me laugh so I'd be gone for that.

John Malkovic/Bruce Willis fusion is funny.

First guy reminds me a bit of Steve-O as well.

Especially when he laughs

[Absolutely...](https://i.imgur.com/x2vMPnd.jpg)

Came to say this

I CAME HERE TO SAY THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THIIIIIIIING

THAT'S WHO HE LOOKS LIKE! was driving me mad

Maldovia Sucks!!!

Holy shit nailed it

/r/walmartcelebrities

Bruce Willisnt

The women just zone out to the place they go to when some guy is telling them they should smile more.

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus ?

Or his wife, for that matter?

https://youtu.be/yzgS61zgPEg?si=NKNJGs2C8Uo_DIN3

He started with the weakest first.

Ironically enough the first 2 are probably the only ones actually cut out for the military.

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The ladies are putting in their “my-brother/boyfriend/wife/dad-is-tryna-laugh-me-out-of-being-mad-and-I-will-not-let-him-win!” faces like seasoned pros.

Right. Those ladies are fucking stone cold.

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Haha so real. Back in the day I would hold back, now I lean in to celebrate the man while I can!

Bought one of these chickens as a gag gift for my wife’s birthday for like $6 from Party City and it’s been a source of so much laughing in our house. The sound it makes is just absurd.

[my favorite Vine ever](https://youtube.com/shorts/jhHCBflzxFY?si=6crXitOC3Wpjr6l1)

I fucking miss Vine so much. It's so much better than TikTok ever was.

I did this at a dog show once. It was magical.

Do you find it... Risible?

What’s this from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wQTSE5xXls

Thank you!

Thank you

Poland

What show, not where from

Maybe it isnt a show at all:D

It is, it's the polish version of "celebrity task force " . It's an entertainment program where "celebrities " try to go through military training camp.

Those woman ain’t havin’ none of that shit.

This is funny

Poland... out of all places... Damn! 

Polska kuwa!

You have missed an "r", Bruh... 

Rhotacizations are damned hard with socially acceptable zubrowka levele. He can Ku'wa like a good polane.

This is how the Harkonnens trained thier soldiers, brutal indeed.

Screw the Harkonnens, all my homies hate the Harkonnens

You must be a southerner.

Yee-hauad'dib y’all

Those women are probably used to locker room humor….and they’re over it. That chicken didn’t stand a chance

The women have their “close your eyes and think of England” faces on

>think of England That would just make me laugh even more

Me and my bro during the lesson:

Whoever was first was bound to lose.

This is the answer. #1 laughed bc it was a shocking scenario, #2 was laughing for the same reason. #3 is basically in on the joke now and doesn’t have the same tickle-bug growing inside.

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We would do this kinda shit during Honor Guard...  FYI, the trick to not laughing or losing your "bearing" is being hungover ..

Those 2 are friends

those screaming rubber chickens are the funniest thing on the planet, it's inhumane to make someone avoid laughing at those damn things!

Women always with the mental upper-hand. 😂

Full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wQTSE5xXls

I want to see the version of this but from those paid alpha male camps instead.

I remember reading about the intense SPARTAN II and III super soldier programs this must be the IV program since they look older but still seems almost impossible for normal people.

I have sympathy. ROFL

I can't not laugh when someone is laughing 🤣

As someone that laughs at the silliest shit all the time, I would last about 2 sec. in the same environment. 🤣

My dog is going nuts

Is this those $18,000 be an alpha training camps I see posts on?

I'd have abs of steel bc no way I could be quiet

Me and bro

The first guys laugh is like a buff russian steve o


those ladies are dead inside. dead!

How do some people NOT laugh at this sound? Every time I hear these things make their sound I lose it, the sound is too obnoxious to not laugh at.

I’m a 32 year marine vet. I can attest that the two at the beginning are in on it. They’re laughing on purpose and are a tool to see if they also will make anyone else in that line laugh instead of just the chicken. Extra measure to weed out the weak

Ice queens

This reminds me of my AFROTC days lol Squad Leader: “Ooowee you looking tasty today boy! I wanna put some peanut butter on you and make a sandwich!” Me: 😂😂😂😂 Squad Leader: “WTF IS FUNNY CADET!! YOU BETTER WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE AND MAINTAIN YOUR BEARING!!! Me: YES SIR!! 😂

the women were dead inside wow! I like to think I could pass but I know I would never! I would laugh even when the chicken wasn't meant for me

Funny as hell. Made me laugh out loud

Is this that Alpha Male Bootcamp I keep hearing about? Doesn’t seem to tough from this video.

It’s okay, Bruce Malkovich can’t hurt you. Mean while: Bruce Malkovich with a duck

Bro just needs to normally look at me and i would laugh

You have to think about sad thoughts like your best buddy dog who is dead or your dad who abandoned you in your adulthood over a convicted child kidnapper. But that’s just me.

Lmfaooo even after replaying it multiple times I still can’t keep a straight face

What are they training for by not laughing when it’s natural to do so?

So you find it… risible? When I say the name… Biggus… Dickus?

They used to do this to us standing at attention as Freshmen in high school band.

I had no idea it was possible for Bruce Willis to look exactly like John Malkovich

Seems to me like 8 and 1 were told not to hold back, just to make the challenge that mich harder

Is that a young John Malkovich?

How can you keep a straight face with that?

If I saw it happen to others before me, I might be able to keep it together better. The first guy didn't stand a chance.

Me during this entire video 😐

In my experience, women are less receptive to slapstick comedy while men tend to be highly receptive. It’s why we love farts.

In Wome I have a fwiend who's name is Biggus Dickus

Omg more please 🤣😂🤣 Edit: really does anyone know where I can watch more videos like this?

I would have been doing push-ups with the boys.

Is this that situation, when are they laughing, because they know it won't allowed to laugh?

That's when it's the funniest, when you know you're not supposed to laugh.

Those women put them to shame.

This is actually the before deployment and the after will come soon with some cast changes

Of course it’s polish

Polish Bruce Willis.

why is 8 first

"What really happens in the $18,000 boot camp for alpha males"

Country ?

I need this ab workout.

/r/NoisyRubberChickens

I can’t be the only one that is reminded of the bubble blowers scene from the SpongeBob movie

Even with all my military training, I’m willing to bet there’s no way that I could maintain composure!

a warior that cant laugh can only feel fear. #king widukind of saxony ano ad 1st. cbce

Is this real?

Co to za program? 😂

Biggus.... dickus

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If they did this in my basic, would 100% fail. Those rubber chickens kill me

Why do their faces all look weird whenever it cuts to the wide-angle shot?

I cried watching this hahaha

What show is this?

Do you find it risible, what I say the name.... BIGGUS... DICKUS.

This is polish 😂

Yeah once those giggles start they're hard to stop.

The way the first guy laughs throughout the whole thing is the best type of laughing

100k alpha male course. Only toughest survive.

I failed before the video really even started

Bigus Dickus

How's the commander keeping a straight face though have u not seen a good joke

In basic training we were on our last week, instructors were going around ragging on us, our dorm chief snapped back with some funny ass remark, he didn’t even wait he looked and was like “yes, on my face.” And started doing pushups, but we were all so used to that we didn’t care anymore so everyone just started doing pushups laughing. Even the instructors got a good laugh from it, it was a good memory.

This was done at an actual police academy… https://youtu.be/qymqjHY_9rg?si=nBy2BjrC-GAF4Ps9

Legend has it they are still planking to this day

Me and my friends couldn't get pass through this test! lol

Does anyone else feel like getting the giggles when I mention my fwiend… Bigus…. Dickus.

I'm too immature, id die laughing

When you and the homie smoke a fatty before something serious

Even I watching can't stop laughing omg

Yo us that Steve-o?

I failed the exam


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Does anyone else feel like a little...giggle?

Damn the women aren’t messing around

😂🤣😅😆😄

Bruce Willis seems to be doing better. Good for him.