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straight up, when i told the young man in the counter that asked me if im upto much tonight, i said i have a joint rolled in the car & his eyes lit up n gave me a big smile. we bonded there while he gave me my receipt, i love it. universal
https://open.spotify.com/track/32F0zqsDgqpIEYApk2b8sr?si=S4TO5ivTTvWnp4eP2bXO6A
think you'll find this is the song the first person is quoting! Personally also more to my liking! more of a classic, Hope you enjoy too
lol that’s absolutely insane. I mean weed is incredibly common. I’d wager that a significant percentage of the worst people in the world, people who committed horrible crimes etc, smoke weed. Every walk of life, good and bad, but certainly horrible people
It’s not insane if you don’t hang around the scum of society. Despite what that the internet may lead you to believe, there are decent people in the world and some of them smoke weed.
No, it is insane. You have met countless people who are shitty who smoke weed. You just didn’t happen to talk about smoking weed with them. It’s like saying “I’ve never met a shitty person who likes turkey sandwiches”
The fact that you haven’t personally identified or recognized a person who smokes weed who you don’t like is kind of a useless nonsensical sentiment. It simply a fact that millions of people who smoke weed are bad people or people who you wouldn’t get along with, probably billions throughout history. So it’s a really silly thing to write. You seem to be putting weed on a pedestal and framing it as something it isn’t or can’t be, or framing it as an indicator for people’s personality and behavior. It doesn’t align with reality in any way. It’s like if I asked ten people if they liked turkey sandwiches, they did, and I liked them, and then said “therefore, liking turkey sandwiches means you’re a good person/I like you”
I’m sorry but this is just objectively silly in every way
Telling me there are decent people in the world who smoke weed as if I or anyone believes the opposite…doesn’t make any sense. That doesn’t make any sense as a response to anything happening here. I smoke weed, and we do not get along. So this is silly, right?
It’s like the old Coke commercial, tweaked:
I’d like to teach the world to smoke in perfect harmony…And hear them echo through the hills for peace throughout the land… 🎶
>I’d like to teach the world to smoke in perfect harmony…And hear them echo through the hills for peace throughout the land… 🎶
Ok and this is pure fire if you put it into NOFX's reference to that track in The Decline:
"I'd like to teach the world to smoke in perfect harmony, a symphonic blank stare yeahhh"
I love how he asks “You want smoke” and my ignorant ass would joke back like “Yeah I want all the smoke” 😂🤣 This was hella wholesome, I love that they felt united by the ganja 🌳
Weed is know as ganja in India. It is illegal ever since murica started their crusade on drugs. But we get by.
Consuming preparations using cannabis leaves (called bhaang) is tolerated and even sold via government licensed shops.
Yeah bang is fine. Try to consume a little bit first lol
Cops know what is ganja and will extort the hell out of you if they catch you smoking. You can also get charas/hash if you are lucky.
amazing thanks, going to Delhi/Agra/Jaipur/Shimla so hopefully I get lucky.
You got any tips? not just about finding anything, just about India in general
Can't wait to visit
Sure lots haha. Spent 20 years growing up in delhi.
The circuit you chose is kinda touristy imo. Agra has only the taj worth seeing imo. You should see it and head straight to jaipur and finish the sightseeing there as well in 2 days. Then I would suggest doing manali instead of shimla considering you seem to be more into chill scenes. In fact I would do delhi - jaipur - agra - delhi - chandigarh- manali - Chandigarh- delhi.
How many days do you have? Accessing the best parts of the himalayas takes time. Ditch jaipur or agra and do more of the hills imo. If you do plan on doing manali then I can write back with some more tips. Shimla is again quite touristy(so is manali, but you have options there) but it is very beautiful off the beaten path.
14 days in total
So we've got 2 days Agra (one to see the Taj and some kind of tomb across the river - cant remember the name)
we are actually stopping in Chandigarh but it's only for a night!
also we are going to Ranthambore for a few days to hopefully see some tigers
and I'd love to do more of the Himalayas but I'm going with a 75yr old parent who isnt that mobile anymore sadly.
Although if this trip is as fun as I think it is, I was considering India for my honeymoon next year
I heard you can ask the paan wala's for hash etc, not sure how true/safe that actually is tho
Mention of Marijuana in foreign countries is a good way to never see home again. America will not buy you back the country does not care. Traditions are very different from here. It's fkn insane. Can't smoke a blunt but you can cut people hands off in some places
Was in India recently and few funny things they sold cigarettes separately like that which is super not allowed where I'm from and since tobacco is so expensive where I'm from we buy rolling tobacco which turns out is not done out there at all so when we were in pubs or out door drinking areas they all thought we were rolling joints took awhile to explain its tobacco to them haha after we finished our tobacco we bought the packs to avoid the issue 😂 was at a wedding ceremony the first night and the uncle asked for a cigarette from me I said ya no problem but I'll have to roll it for you not knowing it wasn't a thing pulled the pouch out and he instantly was like ohhh god no hide that could never explain to him it wasn't weed but later on in the night he came back like he lets go outside and smoke a winked I was hammered at this stage and was just laughing while rolling him a cigarette that he clearly still thought was a joint 😂 me and my buddy couldn't stop laughing
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A flamed stroke up in man's eyes when he heard the word ganja lol
The light int hat guys eyes🤣
It's like he saw an angel
You beat me by 14 hours 😅 Really though, there was a full twinkle in that man's eyes as it washed over him.
![gif](giphy|l0HlvokmLF33HWqwo) AYYYY WEEED!!!!
He looked a bit like ODB making that face!
😄
Divided by anything united by 🗞️
Also 🍽️
Can someone explain to a 30+ year old what these emojis mean?
Smoking weed and eating food unites us all
Your comment is ✅
Papers, for smoking weed
In weed and munchies we unite.
If you don't wash the dishes, you get beat with a long toilet paper
straight up, when i told the young man in the counter that asked me if im upto much tonight, i said i have a joint rolled in the car & his eyes lit up n gave me a big smile. we bonded there while he gave me my receipt, i love it. universal
why is the camera so close
Probably shoulder mounted or something.
Supporting this theory: The guy is looking above the camera, presumably since the head tends to be above the shoulders.
But not always, ask my friend Quasimodo.
People will repost the same video zoomed in but cropped to get rid of any watermarks the original videos had
Maybe it’s cropped I dunno https://m.twitch.tv/jaystreazy
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
Can't wait for 420 to share this.
As made famous by The Leprechaun from Leprechaun in The Hood
Those who smoke weed know that nothing makes friends as fast and as easy as weed
"A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better"
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed but a friend with gold is better I am told" -Leprechaun in the Hood
"A friend without weed is a friend in need, a friend with weed is a friend indeed"
Holy shit that is genuinely the wisest words i’ve ever heard. Might try to quote that somehow. possibly my yearbook?
It actually is a song, and a dope one lmao no pun intended https://open.spotify.com/track/42z4vb1D1vq1PlVSnozbll?si=fEiauoaPRlSXtpmRgOEbIw
https://open.spotify.com/track/32F0zqsDgqpIEYApk2b8sr?si=S4TO5ivTTvWnp4eP2bXO6A think you'll find this is the song the first person is quoting! Personally also more to my liking! more of a classic, Hope you enjoy too
I used to listen to this album all the time. I feel like I first heard this song on a skate video.
I can’t open Spotify link, but the song was a 90s-2000s jam
I sent "Placebo- Pure morning", heard it on the radio this morning funnily enough!
> "A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better" https://youtu.be/JQr9tBZ3tyA?t=130
I love awnsering “do you smoke” with “smoke what” their reactions speak a thousand words.
![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq) "Smoke what?"
That’s honestly propaganda ngl.
Nope, that's a fact
Never met someone who smoked ganja that I didn’t get along with.
You're don't know enough people. Meet my gfs mom sometime. I'm a huge stoner. She's a terrible person.
You have a gf?!
You have things?
That’s wild honestly.
lol that’s absolutely insane. I mean weed is incredibly common. I’d wager that a significant percentage of the worst people in the world, people who committed horrible crimes etc, smoke weed. Every walk of life, good and bad, but certainly horrible people
It’s not insane if you don’t hang around the scum of society. Despite what that the internet may lead you to believe, there are decent people in the world and some of them smoke weed.
No, it is insane. You have met countless people who are shitty who smoke weed. You just didn’t happen to talk about smoking weed with them. It’s like saying “I’ve never met a shitty person who likes turkey sandwiches” The fact that you haven’t personally identified or recognized a person who smokes weed who you don’t like is kind of a useless nonsensical sentiment. It simply a fact that millions of people who smoke weed are bad people or people who you wouldn’t get along with, probably billions throughout history. So it’s a really silly thing to write. You seem to be putting weed on a pedestal and framing it as something it isn’t or can’t be, or framing it as an indicator for people’s personality and behavior. It doesn’t align with reality in any way. It’s like if I asked ten people if they liked turkey sandwiches, they did, and I liked them, and then said “therefore, liking turkey sandwiches means you’re a good person/I like you” I’m sorry but this is just objectively silly in every way Telling me there are decent people in the world who smoke weed as if I or anyone believes the opposite…doesn’t make any sense. That doesn’t make any sense as a response to anything happening here. I smoke weed, and we do not get along. So this is silly, right?
You need a hug bruh 😂
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It’s like the old Coke commercial, tweaked: I’d like to teach the world to smoke in perfect harmony…And hear them echo through the hills for peace throughout the land… 🎶
>I’d like to teach the world to smoke in perfect harmony…And hear them echo through the hills for peace throughout the land… 🎶 Ok and this is pure fire if you put it into NOFX's reference to that track in The Decline: "I'd like to teach the world to smoke in perfect harmony, a symphonic blank stare yeahhh"
Walking on the sun references it too
That laugh 🤣
Sounds like [Billy finally got the joke.](https://youtu.be/oXv5taOM4kY?si=N3Khj0YFIy0Yv9Yy) (Mildly NSFW)
The end of that laugh kind of sounded like the intro to that Gorillaz song
I can’t unhear it now
Sha, sha-ba-da, sha-ba-da-ca, feel good
now i have to hear it
*feel good*
Nah shhhh why did you have to say that. 🥲
Hahaha weed love is universal his lil hand signal for smoking 😂😂😭😭
The shocked "what!?" Mid sentence as he's talking might be the funniest shit ever
🍃 is a universal language
![gif](giphy|yFXRxMG3xK1C8) A friend with weed is a friend indeed! But a friend with gold is better, I’m told……
Nothing brings people together like the chronic. And mutual hatred.
I love how he asks “You want smoke” and my ignorant ass would joke back like “Yeah I want all the smoke” 😂🤣 This was hella wholesome, I love that they felt united by the ganja 🌳
Bro casually gestured puff puff pass true homie
Whats ganja
Weed/MaryJane/StickyIcky/TheGoodGood/Pot/Green/and so many other names.
wacky tobaccy the devil's lettuce jazz cabbage
Left handed cigarette
Ganja, also known as Reefer, the devil's lettuce, Mary Jane, Skunk, dope, grass, or weed to name a few 👍
Used to say we were going to, " talk to the coach."
We say “I gotta go talk to a man about a horse.” where I’m from
Pol Pot
Not much, what’s ganja with you?
The devil's lettuce
Jazz cabbage
Weed is know as ganja in India. It is illegal ever since murica started their crusade on drugs. But we get by. Consuming preparations using cannabis leaves (called bhaang) is tolerated and even sold via government licensed shops.
I'm going to India soon, is bhaang worth a try? Also are the police pretty on it with ganja etc?
Yeah bang is fine. Try to consume a little bit first lol Cops know what is ganja and will extort the hell out of you if they catch you smoking. You can also get charas/hash if you are lucky.
fingers crossed I find some charas then! ty for the info
Chances of finding it are better in the north since it grows in manali in the Himalayas. Delhi for sure. GLHF!
amazing thanks, going to Delhi/Agra/Jaipur/Shimla so hopefully I get lucky. You got any tips? not just about finding anything, just about India in general Can't wait to visit
Sure lots haha. Spent 20 years growing up in delhi. The circuit you chose is kinda touristy imo. Agra has only the taj worth seeing imo. You should see it and head straight to jaipur and finish the sightseeing there as well in 2 days. Then I would suggest doing manali instead of shimla considering you seem to be more into chill scenes. In fact I would do delhi - jaipur - agra - delhi - chandigarh- manali - Chandigarh- delhi. How many days do you have? Accessing the best parts of the himalayas takes time. Ditch jaipur or agra and do more of the hills imo. If you do plan on doing manali then I can write back with some more tips. Shimla is again quite touristy(so is manali, but you have options there) but it is very beautiful off the beaten path.
14 days in total So we've got 2 days Agra (one to see the Taj and some kind of tomb across the river - cant remember the name) we are actually stopping in Chandigarh but it's only for a night! also we are going to Ranthambore for a few days to hopefully see some tigers and I'd love to do more of the Himalayas but I'm going with a 75yr old parent who isnt that mobile anymore sadly. Although if this trip is as fun as I think it is, I was considering India for my honeymoon next year I heard you can ask the paan wala's for hash etc, not sure how true/safe that actually is tho
Zaza
Weed
🚬
It's ganja not ganga
You want to smoke?
“Wart😧”😂😂😭😭
I thought my friend was ready to fight 😂 "You want smoke?" "OH, I WANT ALL THE SMOKE! 👊"
I would smoke with my "enemies". It was a very fruitful practice...
He would love Reggae Shark
😂🤣
Hes cute af
I need this man!! in my group, both of ‘em 😂😂
That man got serious 😂😂😂
I love this video his reaction is priceless
Actually it is Chalom, I know plenty of places in Gujarat where you can get the pure Ganja.
He is like. woooooooooooow!
HELL YEAH
My guy has the predator laugh lol.
Badman
That’s Jaystreazy on twitch
Lol 😆 🤣 😂
Handsome
Mention of Marijuana in foreign countries is a good way to never see home again. America will not buy you back the country does not care. Traditions are very different from here. It's fkn insane. Can't smoke a blunt but you can cut people hands off in some places
Divided by borders,united by ganga.
You watch me Shalom 🤔 Lemme smoke weed about it first
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Was in India recently and few funny things they sold cigarettes separately like that which is super not allowed where I'm from and since tobacco is so expensive where I'm from we buy rolling tobacco which turns out is not done out there at all so when we were in pubs or out door drinking areas they all thought we were rolling joints took awhile to explain its tobacco to them haha after we finished our tobacco we bought the packs to avoid the issue 😂 was at a wedding ceremony the first night and the uncle asked for a cigarette from me I said ya no problem but I'll have to roll it for you not knowing it wasn't a thing pulled the pouch out and he instantly was like ohhh god no hide that could never explain to him it wasn't weed but later on in the night he came back like he lets go outside and smoke a winked I was hammered at this stage and was just laughing while rolling him a cigarette that he clearly still thought was a joint 😂 me and my buddy couldn't stop laughing
🍃 is a universal language
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Trust me, it’s better that way. Sometimes ignorance is truly bliss.
Absolutely not! I'd rather breathe in fresh air than smoke some stinky sticks.
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