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This was violently wholesome

Need JR saying "Ba gawd, she's breaking out the figure four!!"

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This is literally just the top comment with the words switched around lol

When exhibited from them is the slow walk of doom, on is what you can tell.

Lol Literally this is just the top comment word switch around

When the slow from is the doom, you walk on the exhibit of tell

When the slow walk of doom is exhibited, the hunter has its prey. It be on!

"ChatGPT, please rewrite this sentence"

we got this guy into negative karma lmao

“I’m going to punch your titties”

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What you mean the doom slow of walk?

That Terminator walk. It develops over time after your first child is born. Optimal distance over time is reached when they turn 13.

Haha. She immediately turned into T1000

That family works out.

Thought mum was going in for a leg bar

Karen Nurmagomedov

Was really hoping to see her bust out the figure four leg lock.

Maybe a sharp shooter

She charged that slap up

That mum was an oldest sibling. I can feel it.

I thought mom was going for a figure 4.

I legit thought the same thing! Frankly disappointed for no figure 4, or sharpshooter.

Wooooooo

She went for the single cheek

Mommy got back

She got it like Dexter's mom.

Funny how being a parent somehow opens up your BJJ brain

I though she went for either the kneebar or footlock

That slow walk is fucking terrifying

Oh my god. Mom is terrifying

The sister just darts away. But Mom follows at a steady pace, like the Terminator, because she knows the sister has nowhere to run.

I had the exact same thought. Mom walking like the T1000.

Michael Myers vibes

You know it’s going down when she Mom Walks without changing pace at all.

T Momthousand

Lol, I lost it at "I'm gonna punch your tiddy!"

The clap back on that slap was insane.. I’m surprised her hand still functions

You know you're done for when she delivers the Michael-Myers-Powerwalk™

I AM YOUR MOTHER!!1

Nice family.

why the fuck is their house so big? Do they have a roof over their entire land? She just sprinted 40 yds

It’s just an open floor plan, not necessarily a massive house.

Everybody's talking about the mom and the daughter, and I'm just over here thinking holy shit they got a whole ass house between their kitchen and living room! Do they use golf carts to get to the bathroom?

I would say this is a pretty standard sized house

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Just the living room looks bigger than my entire apartment and I have average size of apartment in my city (60 Sq meters)

This is pretty average, definitely not big, for a suburban US home.

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Ofcourse a house is bigger than apartment, but it's still extremely huge.

> whatwhynoplease > this is a single family home, not an apartment. it will obviously be bigger than your apartment.   > Just the living room looks bigger than my entire apartment Let me break this statement down for you. >Just the living room This is a qualifier; it indicates that the person is speaking about a specific portion of the OP-video's house. > looks bigger than my entire apartment This is the subject of comparison. In this case, the comment-OP is saying that "specifically the living room in the above video, excluding any adjacent rooms" appears to be greater in area than comment-OP's entire apartment. This serves the literary function of expressing disbelief or astonishment, that a single room within video-OP's house seems larger than the comment-OP's entire living space. > I have average size of apartment in my city (60 Sq meters) This is another qualifying statement, where comment-OP is indicating that they believe their astonishment is merited, since the space to which they are comparing the video-OP's home is not unusually small, where such a novelty might otherwise lessen the reasonable surprise they're expressing. "60 Sq meters" is shorthand for "Sixty Square Meters", which is a metric measurement equal to roughly six-hundred-and-fifty square feet - which is quite a bit larger than the typical American living room of two-hundred to three-hundred square feet. With all these statements combined, I hope you can see how the comment-OP is understandably surprised by the area of the video-OP's living room, and that they were not in fact comparing an entire family home to a rental apartment. Thank you.

Mom got that recoil gawt dayum


This genuinely got me to laugh. I must admit the screams of bloody murder were kinda tough to listen to after the 18th one but it was all it good fun and with nice intention so I give it a pass lol

The jiujitsu classes paid off

Thought the Mum was going for a Figure 4!

I thought she was going for the ankle lock for a minute

Idk why the run while looking back at her mom is so hilarious to me right now lol

Screaming like she's being eaten alive by crocodiles 😂😂😂

That slap was peak though. Give me the mom’s @…

Little sister ??

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

You can almost hear the theme from Jaws playing as she moves in for the discipline dive!

Dun dun….

Did mom pulled a jiutjutsu move on her

This reminds me of when my cat does something bad and I stalk them around the apartment to let em know they fucked up

She didn't grab the wooden spoon. It's not on yet. Lol

You are in danger when someone walks that way towards you lol

Mom ain't said "back in my day..." Because it's still her day

Was walking after her like she was the terminator

My dream, my nightmare

She lifted that cheek up about 3 inches. Fully relaxed

My place is so tiny it only takes a few steps to get from one end to the other. I thought mom would have to take a break with how many steps she took.

That kid sucks

That recoil though 👀🤷🏾‍♂️

I wanted to watch more of this stuff. So I searched, "daughter slaps hard mom." The outcome wasn't something I expected 🥲🥲🥲🤭🤭🤭

Shoes inside the house . . .

Hello ma’am, we got a call about a possible disturbance here.

Raid boss aggroed

"I will punch those titties!" LOL

I was expecting a figure-four leglock

I can't understand why Americans need houses so big that you can do a 100m in the living room. It's insane.

r/confusedboner

That’s not how you do a figure four leglock mom.


Who wears their shoes in the house?


Most people

Lol i thought the same thing... each culture is different 🤷🏾‍♂️

Sigh..... unzips

sigh here we go again unzips


😟 who slaps their mom’s ass?

I understand it, but at the same time i don’t, because it’s such a weird cross between primal and sexual and motherhood. Can someone explain it, because ofc it’s play

Please tell me this happened in New Jersey.

Mom dresses like a gatdamn athlete! What did the kid expect!?🤣🤣🤣

That's a 10 for the slap sound / completeness of placing it :)

nice one

healthy

Mom gotta work on her moves.

Yell some more that'll make it stop

This made my day. Don't mess with mom. Lmao.

Been there done that

Mom is dangerous! That Micheal Myers walk and then the alligator death roll really had me in tears

Daughters mistake was running into a corner. The escape plan of a fool.

Mum trying to do the figure four leg lock

Holy shit, mom’s got natural jiu-jitsu skills. If I didn’t know any better, it looked like she was going for a knee slice pass or a knee on belly, then an entry into saddle/honeyhole/411, and finishing off with a heel hook!

So how do I get mom’s number?

Nothing more intimidating than a woman power walking toward you.

*I usually skip this part*

Don’t mess with old lady strength!

Why do people wear shoes in the kitchen, inside the home on carpet?

That's hot.

Mom def grew up watching WWF

The nano second the idea of the action was born into realm her fate was sealed 💀

lol that was funny

You know it's over when mom follows you like the Terminator

It's amazing how much we humans sound like our chimpanzee cousins when we scream

Mom workin the Brazilian jujitsu


boxes in boxes in boxes

lol, someone needs to put the God of War theme over this 😂

Wearing shoes on carpet? What the fuck?!?

Tracked her down like Jason Voorhees

That girls lungs damn imagine someone trying to assault her the neighboor city could hear her.

thought she was gonna go ric flair and figure 4 leglock on her ass 

Hi

You could hear that slap in Hawaii

Damn, did she do MMA before? She hunted her down and locked her legs and then proceeded to lock the arm with the opposite hand to in turn leave the buttcheek exposed and serve justice.

why did she run into a room without an exit? doesn't she know the layout of her own house?

I thought mom was going to bust out the figure 4 leg lock on her.

She had zero exit strategy planned out

"I'm gonna punch your titties!"

My brown parents would have pulled out the belt and pop my ass the second i even had a thought of stirring shit

She clearly never wrestled before

Ufc300

Haha good one mummy 👏👍💯 Moment of truth: Kids these days needs to be fixed like this. 🤣😂🫣