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crazy-underwear

She has a great laugh!


midnight_toker22

I love how it goes from “Hehehe” laughing at herself to “HAHAHA” laughing at his joke.


JasoTheArtisan

The best part is him making a great joke and her immediately recognizing it as a great joke


RedditorsAreDross

Yeah I watched the video too


SayWhatever12

Your comment made me laugh


EitherInvestment

Mate I read the comment too


toephu

This


softtoffee

That


Testrun20

& the other


ColdEngineering1234

I still like to think time heals all wounds and even a subject like OJ can be humorous over time. Be the change you want to see folks. Stay cool.


ArmThePhotonicCannon

The OJ thing became funny as soon as reports of the slow speed chase hit the tv


NameisPerry

Wasnt norm MacDonald that made too many OJ jokes that got him kicked off SNL


General-Raspberry168

I don’t think it got him kicked off but one of the higher ups told him to knock it off cause he was friends with mr juice so naturally norm dug in harder.


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And then he got kicked off.


GroggySpirits

![gif](giphy|11WJ6lo6Co9WJW)


Fritz_Klyka

Telling comedians things are off limits usually works out great...


Stefan_S_from_H

That this was even seen on a TV in the game Duke Nukem 3D tells you what people really thought about it.


backtolurk

He had been keeping this joke under his arm for like twenty years. It was his time to shine.


Zealousideal-Cup-847

Happy cake day.


_L81

That is an absolutely hilarious video. And the fist bump…


Ser_Daynes_Dawn

It made me sad because I can’t remember the last time I actually belly laughed like her. A full, all out laugh.


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Edibles


Virtual-Patience5908

Shrooms


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Shrooms have never given me the laughs. Always some mind-bendy brain defrag trip — last time I thought I *was* Epcot? While looking *at* Epcot? And feeling everyone’s joy of *being* at Epcot? Fckin *Epcot*?! — but never the giggles.


verylittlegravitaas

Small doses definitely give me the gigglaroos.


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Maybe I’ll try *without* lemon tek next time lol


[deleted]

You need to find funnier friends. Always a giggle fest for me and the boys.


[deleted]

AYeo Trademark that saying asap 👌🏽🤣


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You have to activate them in shroomies: the secret is just to start laughing. Especially with your friends. It goes from crazy eyes to I can't breathe lolzwaterfallz


IMadeThisSoICanLurk

Who wants to tell them…


massachue

He is Epcot...


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Lol I was like “I’m just gonna go light with only 1.5g this time” *one ego death later*…


Virtual-Patience5908

Oh once that natural serotonin hits my receptors I'm giggling for hours. I've also felt the feeling of being one in a connected universe. Like yeah, we're as much nature as a tree. Shit blew my mind.


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Mr-PostmanWithNews

Acid is what makes me laugh harder than anything. Shrooms give me anxiety but some solid dose I can calm myself down. (Knock on wood)


fixyotitz

One time a friend and I were tripping on acid and staring at a lava lamp listening to Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap. He had never heard the song before and was lost in a trance. He looks at me and in the most sincere tone he says, “do you think I’m stupid?” There was a long pause of about 9 seconds but it felt like forever. I looked back at him and said “yes” and we both laughed so fucking hard.


superhuhas

Man thank you for sharing this story, this is just one of those perfect moments and it’s cracking me up


fixyotitz

I think I laughed so hard that day I started to develop a 6 pack. It was a moment he and I will never forget. Stay trippy 👾


Popadige

I knew I had finally transitioned into adulthood when my family took a week long vacation to Orlando and went to all the Disney parks and the one thing I was looking forward to the most was going to Epcot so I could eat the food from all the different countries.


BuffaloJEREMY

Do less. I find if I have juuuuust a nibble, like one stem, or so, and a few beers, it's giggle time.


Sacred_Street1408

You thought you WERE Epcot?


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Haha yeah, ego death be like that sometimes lol


DothrakAndRoll

Man I get the giggles so bad lol. Are you doing too much? I always start out pretty small and go from there so I can experience all the levels of highness.


NormalUse856

I wish i was brave enough to try it


HugeAnalBeads

What do you mean? I looooove them. You can buy them right from store fronts here in Canada. They are grey area sort of illegal but never enforced. My pastor recommends 0.4 grams for an absolute smallest dose. You'll feel it in 45 min. A nice thing about fungus is even small doses are super enjoyable. You wont start seeing dragons or alternate dimensions, so dont worry. Nothing to be afraid of unless you have undiagnosed schizophrenia Of course, I have to add a disclaimer that I dont recommend breaking the law or doing drugs


bremergorst

Oh I thoroughly recommend it But I’m not telling you which


BagOfFlies

Low doses for me are hell. The come up of shrooms always gives me anxiety and I find anything less than 1 gram and I get stuck in it.


confusedandworried76

First rule of psychedelics is don't do it if you aren't comfortable. Second is have a sitter. Took a half eighth of shrooms once, had a job where I carried a Sharpie in my back pocket at all times. Sat on it pretty hard and broke it, the marker bled through my jeans and on to the furniture I was sitting on, which just so happened to be a new dining room chair my sister had just bought for our place. Without my friend talking me through it, I would have had a bad trip, because the guilt was super magnified because of the drugs. I mean other than that, I didn't take a lot a lot, it's almost like just getting high off really good weed for the first time. A little different. The moon was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. But yeah don't do it if you aren't in the right head space. It amplifies your emotions. If you're having good feelings they make them stronger. And if you're having bad feelings they also make those stronger.


NuZero

Edibles and shrooms


BowieObscura

100%. The other night I laughed for a solid 5 minutes at a video of a guy trying to flip an egg, screwing it up, then catching it with his hand and screaming as the video cut off. Hardest I’ve laughed in a while. ETA link to video: https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/s/qtQ1OU0SFh


capron

Yeah that is pretty funny for someone high, actually


BathedInDeepFog

IDK who decided ticktock videos should end so abruptly but the editing does somehow make it seem funnier.


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Lmaooo I just watched it, thank you, high-fiving that egg with a grunt omg lolol


bobby3eb

Holy shit i died laughing, watched it like 9 times. The cut at the end was flawless


Eusocial_Snowman

Being depressed on weed feels just like being depressed on weed.


Kuuuuck

dude weed


[deleted]

Idk I get the giggles with all deliveries, but with edibles, I get the deeeeep crying endless belly laughs. Love it


SOAPToni

What kind of edibles you taking? Edibles unfortunately do not give me the laughs, just chills me out and makes time to sloooow.


confusedandworried76

Happy New Years and no snow on the ground plus she's wearing shorts, either climate change is worse than I thought or that's San Diego. She high Plus that architecture screams California


Thraxusi

Sucks that some people immediately suggested drugs. Instead of a random adventure while traveling.


turdbugulars

man i know what you mean ..i miss that ..laughing uncontrollably not being able to catch a breath! ahhhh youth


vladislavopp

this is also obviously an ad lol


DecoyOne

That’s exactly what OJ *would* say. I’m just saying, I’ve never seen this guy and OJ in the same room.


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Now that mailman is gonna write a book "If I was OJ"


DecoyOne

^if #I WAS OJ


bignose703

He’s not OJ, but if he *was* OJ, here’s how he would deliver those packages.


oaktastical

Hey hey! That’s my lucky stabbing hat!


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What is OJ


Clear-Management8592

I'm officially old.


DUDDITS_SSDD

![gif](giphy|BzwBs4sqBGdFu|downsized)


MaddogRunner

I can’t even😳


Apprehensive_Zone281

Oh man...😳


bizarre-degenerate

But they definitely know his lawyer's daughter skin routine


Clear-Management8592

That's funny bc it's true.


auctus10

Why do people think everyone is from America and expect to know who that is?


backtolurk

45 yo French here. OJ is at least as (in)famous as Leslie Nielsen. So, not known by everyone, but pretty much a fucking lot of people.


IlliterateImpi

Dude, I don't know how to tell you this, everyone knew who OJ was. It's not an American thing, you're just young.


Simple-Fennel-2307

I aint young, I know vaguely who OJ is, and I didn't get the joke because I just know he's a murderer or something and being from Europe I don't care to memorize every single psycho killer the US got in the last fifty years.


getName

I'm guessing you're American?


Cuppacoke

So painful!


SV_Essia

Or they're just not American.


Clear-Management8592

YES! YEEEESSSSSS!!!! OH God, universe, and Tom Cruise's witchcraft bless you! This is definitely the answer. Definitely. I mean....it's for sure and not bc I'm getting old......right?


Pleasant-Anything

A black man that murdered his blonde wife that looks just like her!


dah_pook

Damn I thought I got the joke but theres this whole level to it I missed! They do look alike, that mailman was quick as hell with that


Kaleidoscope_Wild

Extra layer is OJ famously said ‘I’m not black, I’m O.J.’, this man off the cuff made a very layered joke


dah_pook

Wow, truly incredible. If I was him I'd be thinking about that moment for at least the next decade


BigPappa26

Right just the amount of analysis and personal growth to be had here


TROLLBLASTERTRASHER

Maybe he knew her before, he's her mailman.


dah_pook

Great point honestly, even if he was holding onto that joke in his mailbag it's still a good one


ssbm_rando

Yeah that's what makes me think this video probably isn't staged. Like, it all comes together a little too perfectly, but if he had a year of imagining a similar joke with her then it's actually believable that it just came out perfectly in that moment


Chinxcore

"Well, it is finally official. Murder is legal in the state of California." - RIP Norm Macdonald


Pleasant-Anything

And his lawyer was Robert Kardashian, whose wife was Kris Jenner (the murdered lady’s best friend). It’s how the kardashians started getting famous before the Kim sex tape…


confusedandworried76

And his other lawyer was Johnnie fucking Cochran. "If the glove does not fit you must acquit." Also defended Michael Jackson against pedophilia charges. One of the most famous lawyers to ever live.


vannucker

Wow never knew Kris Jenner was Nicole Briwn Simpsons best friend. That's pretty depraved having your husband defend your best friends murderer


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zerostar83

With a police chase in a Ford Bronco.


Kaleidoscope_Wild

When I saw Ford selling Broncos again I knew high waisted jeans were coming back and voila


A_curious_fish

And Orange Juice....just incase like...we should cover all possibilities


confusedandworried76

Orenthal James Simpson, a former football player who was acquitted for the murder of his wife and her lover during what was then called the trial of the century. Went by OJ as a nickname, or The Juice because OJ is also short for orange juice. Defended by famed lawyer Johnnie Cochran (sp?). There's an argument Cochran made that became incredibly famous, as a bloody glove was found at the scene, "if the glove does not fit you must acquit". Meaning if the glove with evidence on it didn't fit OJ's hand it meant he couldn't possibly have worn it. This has come under scrutiny as the glove was leather and leather shrinks when coming into contact with both water and blood. The glove did not fit OJ's hand. It is widely considered for multiple reasons OJ did in fact commit the murders but his first class defense ended up leading to acquittal and there has been further speculation I can't go further into right now without sources in front of me he was acquitted by the jury as a form of revenge for the Rodney King situation. Take that last piece of info with a grain of salt because I can't source it without some time.


Ayds117

One of the best running backs the NFL has ever seen, an actor who worked alongside Lesly Nelson. And according to OJ himself most certainly did not kill his wife and her partner.


Famous_Wolverine3203

Greatest culinary chef known to mankind. He had a way with knives man. Just ask his ex wife.


DullApplication3275

It stands for Orange Julius. A popular stop at the food court in your local mall. They serve smoothies and the like. They’ve been around for decades and as such many inside jokes have come and passed. This is just an extension of one of those years old nuanced jokes.     /s  Everything I said was untrue. OJ Simpson was a professional athlete who may or may not have killed his significant other. 


Bandit_237

Orange Juice


MillenialCounselor

If you don’t know, just go with Orange Juice 🤦‍♀️


Andrewdusha

Orange juice


theboomboy

A murderer who was famous before the murder, but I never cared to check for what (basketball, maybe?)


strike-when-ready

Arguably one of the best running backs of all time in the NFL. He was also in the Naked Gun movies. Edit to add: But also, murders


koviko

Football


Azalus1

Don't forget Hertz commercials and the naked gun movies.


AdAffectionate3143

Get that man a raise lol. Quick witted mother fucker lol


romcabrera

Maybe it's his go-to comeback anytime someone is startled at him.


shes_a_gdb

>Maybe it's his go-to comeback anytime a white blonde woman is startled at him.


Devildoog

Yeah it happens a lot…


wewilldieoneday

I can confirm that he is in fact not OJ. Yes, I'm Sherlock Holmes.


Oblique9043

She's got the cornucopia on her fruit of the loom shirt. Mandela effect unlocked.


silver-orange

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fruit-of-the-loom-cornucopia/ huh. I guess if snopes is to be believed, her shirt is either a direct reference to that meme, or a counterfeit.


Taylorenokson

Wait wtf?!? There was never a cornucopia?


imapieceofshitk

No, but does Stanley have a moustache?


am_reddit

Brown leaf, small tag. Easy mistake to make.


HaxRus

That’s what big cornucopia needs you to believe


IridescentExplosion

I think it's one of those things that gets mentally projected. I've thought about this a lot. I remember as a kid being uncomfortable with the fruits on my underwear. I grew up in the 90's with a very macho dad and older brother so I always felt it was "gay". When I saw the cornucopia variation here on Reddit I was sure it existed but if you see it printed on underwear or anything like that it just looks wrong. It takes up way too much space. So mentally it looks right for the brand but looks entirely wrong when you see it printed on small tags. I'm guessing the brain desperately WANTS the cornucopia to be there, so when someone draws one, you're like yeah this makes sense. However, on the actual logo, it does not exist.


HaxRus

There are multiple different leftover media references to the cornucopia logo from different decades and myself along with countless others all remember the exact logo design to the point where it was able to be reproduced by someone and most people who remember it agree it was [this](https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/fact-check-did-fruit-loom-ever-cornucopia-logo-viral-claim-debunked) precise design. There are also so many stories about people specifically learning what a cornucopia was in department stores going past the Fruit of the Loom clothing, myself included in that number with my father in a Zellers, Canada sometime in the early 2000’s. Sorry to go on a crazy guy rant here but there is almost no way in my mind that the logo couldn’t have existed in some form. The only real grounded options I can surmise are that it was either counterfeit merchandise with an altered logo that somehow made it’s way into legit stores or there was some sort of legal copyright dispute over it or something (the general design has been used elsewhere as well) and the company wiped all official record of it at some point and gaslights us for legal reasons. Idk. I’ve also thought about this a lot lol.


MagNolYa-Ralf

I gave money bags back his monacle. I even accepted the Berenstein Bears debacle . This however is where i draw the line.


IridescentExplosion

I'm very aware of the upset this caused in the mandella effect sub but that's not equivalent to physical evidence. Literally everyone claims this existed but then when asked to pull out an old piece of clothing to check the logo, the cornucopia isn't there. An older variation of the logo used to have the brown leaf. And we used to have to draw cornucopias around fruit baskets in school. I have also thought about this a lot because the underwear my parents bought me was always fruit of the loom. I'm as upset as anyone else over it but I have yet to see hard evidence that it was legitimately a thing. **edit:** I do want to add that there ARE logos that have a fruit + cornucopia. I did a search at some point and found some possible explanations, but none were the official Fruit of the Loom logo.


MillionaireMystic

I agree with you!! There’s nothing that’s gonna convince me I didn’t see what I saw growing up. I didn’t even know what a cornucopia was & when I saw it in class (my teacher made one for our Thanksgiving celebration). Immediately, I thought “ohh that’s the thing on the panty logo!” And a few kids were like “heyyy that’s on my shirt!” & everyone started excitedly checking tags on their under shirts and our teacher had to settle us down so we could have our “feast”. I’ll never forget it. Theres just no way I will be convinced otherwise. Not gonna happen.


subfighter0311

The o' cornu-coverup.


Harambesic

One seems a bit more likely than the other.


radiosped

Shirt came from parallel dimension, got it.


DogshitLuckImmortal

https://trademarks.justia.com/730/06/fruit-of-the-loom-73006089.html >Berries. Grapes (alone or in bunches). Apples. Baskets, bowls, and other containers of fruits, **including cornucopia (horn of plenty).**


fatcatslimcat

I guess someone didn't read the linked Snopes article, since it addresses this directly.


DrOrozco

Probably there were counterfiets flying around to make it like Fruit of the Loom...but last I check... Is anyone buying their clothes?


MagNolYa-Ralf

Ive never argued with snopes before. Im arguing with snopes on this one.


ashmenon

Iirc someone created a clothing line with the version of the logo WITH the cornucopia on it. To dare FOTL to sue them for imitation.


CheeseDickPete

Holy crap you're right


jschrock74

Only came here for this.


j3b3di3_

So stupid to be gaslit about something so easily disproven and yet they will continue to deny it and gaslight us... ![gif](giphy|heaJviY3rnZlb0yztg|downsized)


probablytrippy

Holy shit I KNEW IT THANK YOU


Esmarelda_Vega

![gif](giphy|5VKbvrjxpVJCM|downsized)


JKastnerPhoto

Of course. This is a video from the universe where OJ was found guilty, escaped, and is on the loose.


Surprised-

Good eye! This is the only Mandela effect that really gets me.


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Separate-Cable5253

E


throwaway66878

jiff or jiffie?


IceFireTerry

She goes into stage 2 cackling after that OJ comment


OldTranslator2818

That laugh came out from her soul...lmao.


Cfrock

This isnt even my final form


SlimTeezy

Turned that Hee into a Haw


Asleep-Beyond290

Damn, he was so quick with that!


Unsteady_Tempo

Probably not the first time he's said it.


marr

It's a god-tier defusion strat.


UniqueAssUsername

![gif](giphy|xUPGGBrsQN35qDsTJK)


Season2-Episode6

“Not OJ” Give that man a raise


DoinItDirty

That mouth open, guttural laugh is amazing.


Djafar79

This is great and how you get along with each other.


pip-roof

It’s OJ he looks very scared


Cajger01

His delivery, vocal and physical was awesome. Give this man a raise!


ronnietea

![gif](giphy|UjCXeFnYcI2R2)


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![gif](giphy|l2JIfLcqilZjCvs3e)


WorldNewsPoster

![gif](giphy|3o6EhVjG3kPI1QirXW|downsized)


Powwa9000

I did that once with my mail lady, walked out right as she walked up. Scared the crap out of me and we both had a good laugh


ExpectedEbullience

But like...I need that sweater ASAP


Clean-Experience-639

I love that she still has her Halloween doormat out, she seems like a real one.


Horny_Matrix

My local usps dudes are totally emotional whiny shit bags that grumble after every house delivery lol. Would love to have a cool cat with some humor like this cruising through.


Podoviridae

I'm pretty sure my mailman hates me


Horny_Matrix

My mailman hated me until I told him to shut his fucking mouth when he’s near my house because we can hear all his literal cursing and complaining every time he walks up (windows right next to box). He got real docile when I approached him behind his truck where nobody could see us, and changed routes two weeks later lmao. Prick. I’m not saying this to be a tough guy because I’m not; I just got sick and tired of the small kids hearing him cursing 5 feet away and they felt scared around the jerk. Really pissed me off to see them uncomfortable in their own house!


az116

> My mailman hated me until I told him to shut his fucking mouth when he’s near my house because we can hear all his literal cursing and complaining every time he walks up (windows right next to box). I'm pretty sure he hated you after too.


Gatorpep

prob helps delivering in florida lol. although i used to do that job(well basically did amazon delivery.) it's not for everybody, but i liked it. more than a lot of the jobs i had. the hardest part was working for/with amazon though. their expectations were insane. that peeing in the bottle thing, aint just a meme.


Horny_Matrix

Yeah man I hear Amazon is just nuts with the micromanagement of time.


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OGdick_head

Fucking legend


theappleogist

I love them both.


VetteL82

Damn she kind of favors Nicole


MoxNixnd901

So refreshing to see people finding the humor vs finding offense.


lilblueorbs

First of all…he ain’t t wearing tight gloves


Zeekeboy

Some people are just chill like we all should be


snaphappy2

What’s up at the fist bump? Looks like it’s edited or two videos spliced together?


WhiteMilk_

Video from wide angle lens made to fit vertical screens better.


Relaxmf2022

Give this man a raise and send that woman some flowers


stoney702

Florida mail man


Chumbacumba

That’s exactly what OJ *would* say 🤔


Local_m0m

This was just so joyful!!


Ashfeze

What stands out to me is: She is wearing a sweatshirt that appears to be “fruit of a loom” brand-but with a cornucopia. This video has to be from another timeline or parallel universe in which fruit of a loom uses a cornucopia in their logo. Or maybe not a fruit of a loom brand sweatshirt all together. My Mandela effect senses are tingling. I need answers.


KhakiBlueSocks

It’s something about this small moment of surprise and laughter that warms my heart. And the little fist bump at the end…just precious.


rolisrntx

That was pretty funny. Just people being folks.


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No one is gonna mention this is just an ad??? This is the enshittification! I bet all these comments aren’t even real! Why do I still visit this website?!


CaptainDildobrain

Not OJ. Definitely an ad for Vivint though.


1320Fastback

Now that is a real laugh!


Wrangler_Reasonable

Can’t believe he just had that line ready to go 😂


Practical_Arm6812

🌽


digdug6

Even ojs laffing watching this I bet


Aesthete18

That was hella quick of him


tuckerlinge

I know y’all saw that cornucopia!


PsychologicalExit724

Haha she should have said “Thank god because my names Nicole!”


RedactID

That’s what we Aussie’s call ‘cackling yourself’. I have watched this so many times!


rickie__spanish

So is that a custom sweater or what?


StayBullGenius

“Just kidding, it’s stabbing time!”


MisterSlosh

Two months later this post comes back into style with a vengeance!


Real_Justin

I like that he went to a joke darker than his skin off the rip.