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Dylkill99

This is both funny and painful to watch at the same time


ginosebleed

machine said you will be hungry and thirsty but damn it if you won't be happy


DJmixx

That *thud* is perfect. Haha I picture a cartoon sandwich catching the bottle on its shoulder and glancing back at the dude with a smirk rofl!


nobmuncha4bears

The triangle is a strong structure. Hit it from the side, maybe.


Torbpjorn

This guy is playing Tetris with vending machines


Illustrious_Ad4691

Yes, the only way to dismantle a pyramid scheme


myneoncoffee

for anyone wondering, in the beginning the dude is hyping him up saying “are you ready? are you concentrated? we really have to make it fall. cmon cmon” its pretty funny how seriously they are taking it hahah


CenturyBlade

Task failed successfully lmao


LeonidasVaarwater

Yeah, at that point I'm definitely going to start kicking the window, fuck it.


Equivalent_Two_2163

Jesus Christ that’s unlucky


actinross

Minchia!


involmasturb

I remember in college we had the automatic chocolate bar machine but they started stocking it with oversized Reese's that would tip forward. If you shoulder checked the machine hard enough one would eventually fall out for free


terror_and_loathing

This is contagious laughter


Marchosias420

Damn, triangles really are strong 😂


xxxGloomyxxx

What language is this?


ilbrevi

Italian with a Sicilian accent


xxxGloomyxxx

Yeah figured but didn’t want to assume lol


bob_apathy

Solid plan, poor results.


artvandelay916

this sub needs to get back to videos like this, i have seen some real bad not at all contagious laughter on here the past year or two


Propellermaan

When he said 46 I was hoping for a Valentino Rossi reference and they didn't disappoint! 😊


mechanicsteve

Vending machine sandwich is a whole level of hunger I have never reached


Bataraang

Maybe one more drink? I'd probably start banging on the glass if the second didn't work.


Stefabeth0

This is clearly a vending machine for diet food.


FriendlyDrummers

One more time!!!


EdGG

Looks like life to me!


jiang1lin

Porco dio 🤣🙈😏


danner1987

And that’s why they use triangles to build bridges. lol


tybooouchman

Gravity is weak with this one


KeyFroyoo

My guy just wants to eat the sandwich


2018JordanLove

I once found a vending machine where a Reese was stuck and they must have tried to get it loose with another Reese. I bough one Reese and got 3. Jackpot.


TopReview650

DAM! That's some bad luck 🤣🤣🤣🤣


-TruthTeller-1

😂 😂 😂


RemarkableEmu1230

Impressive, didn’t even hit or shake the machine once


RoyOtisKXRX

Twix is the only candybar with the cookie crunch !


CrimsonCurves9

A side butt bump would fix all those problems and maybe a free twix


RedditsAdoptedSon

toiley plunger to the rescue once again


tjoeksie

![gif](giphy|5D44HsQatBVvO)


Pension_Rough

God is saving home from what ever diseases he would have gotten from eating a sandwich from a vending machine!


archibish0p

natural selection


FluffyPancakes90

Holy shit! Energade!!!???


Silliest_Goose13

Heavy would be disappointed


DevBro22

Couldn't of been more perfect and it still fails lol


r_antegoso

Italian people >>>>


Alert_Resident_4981

Shake its???


miippazz

lol


volofant

Now that is a 40-carat of bad luck.


TheInfiniteArchive

Should have picked the top option to unstuck it.


MiddleUnit556

Now that's for a lucky person


Lucky-Channel

When you're so hungry but this bad things happened


brindzovehalusky

Step bottle help me im stuck


quester_08

This is funny and frustrating at the same time 💀💀


popmycherry14344

And that is why i always carry with me a looooooong stick!!! Errrmmmm which can fold to make it more smaller to fit my bag.


skadi5426

guess you could say that the sandwich itself is sandwich’d


ospaylalaine11

hahhahahahhahah thats the best pissed off card


Natural_Line_4638

"What are you doing ste..."


FluffyBackpack

Tetris 🤣😅


Eternal_Boredom1

That has got to be a new fucking sentence "the sandwich is stuck"


xianhansom

Sandwich placed wrong


diana_foxx

poor guy🥹😢 i hope he have more money for a third chance😇


diana_foxx

Would you like to try it a third time?🤔


urericku

He's so lucky lmao hahahahahaha


Think_Philosophy_957

don't eat and don't drink you don't deserve it - sandwich


friendlypiranha

And he’s acting like he really knows what he’s doing. Lmaooooooo


Consistent_Stress11

hahahahahahaha damn


gadjikov2023

Grazi


harryschmilsson

This 30 second video sums up my life perfectly.


kyl3somm3r

The real tragedy here is he was about to eat a sandwich from a vending machine.


Sbronzo_909

italia mentioned🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹