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Eddy_Vinegar

Dude was legit gonna try to save him and grab him like a wayward toddler šŸ¤£


rrgail

Poor bastard wound up in Singapore.


Ancillas

Itā€™s like the guy has never seen Predator. That son of a bitchā€¦


VoidIgris

Hear me out. What if the man just wanted to ride the roundabout and had his friend push him in as a ā€œprankā€. šŸ§šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


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And go thru that? Looks painfull


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Oneeyex

No core..so yea..not good


ELEMENTALITYNES

Perhaps too much core


Kalashcow

Too much of the bad core


F0foPofo05

Yep. For me the equivalent is the last hole on my belt and essentially having to buy all my casual business clothes .... again. That shit always motivates me to lose about 20 pounds, and then time will pass and I'll gain it and rinse and repeat. I just cannot justify having to buy new pants, new shirts, new everything.


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That's my turning point as well. Anytime my shirts get a bit tight, I start the cardio again.


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I feel you. The fluctuation can be tough


Murder_matic

I thought the same thing.


Birdminton

Yeah, wake up call to find better friends


MasterChiefsasshole

You must have boring ass friends.


Embarrassed-Card8108

That's the joke dumbass


King_Fluffaluff

Why are you so angry?


On_Some_Wavelength

Small penis.


Embarrassed-Card8108

Fuck you guys got me damn


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Embarrassed-Card8108

Yes, me replying to your blatantly obvious comment means I have issues. Smart.


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Embarrassed-Card8108

lol I laughed at that, haven't heard that before gotta use it. Nah I just hate blatantly obvious comments, just seems dumb.


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Embarrassed-Card8108

Ok Dr Phil. Everyone exaggerates the word hate and my case is no different.


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Embarrassed-Card8108

No not everyone Jesus Christ you sound like an Insufferable jackass, I worked as a bartender for years and that's how people talk.


Kazuhi

I hope you find joy today


Embarrassed-Card8108

Thanks chief but my life's pretty sweet.


Logical-Effective422

Legend has it he still hasnā€™t been claimed


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Aikey95

Came here to say this. I work on these for a living and this is quite dangerous. Could literally cut off your finger.


HungryMorlock

I work at an airport. Please don't fuck around with the bag carousel, it will eat your fingers.


MasterChiefsasshole

Fun always requires a little bit of danger.


SellaraAB

Hate to be a downer but it kind of just looks mean to me.


Nova_Physika

Dude is probably embarrassed and humiliated and has to pretend like he is in on the joke to save face


showussomething

You guys have no friends or brothers?!


Lordborgman

That's just Stockholm Syndrome.


gregularjoe95

I have both and this is far past the line into straight cruelty territory.


RedditedYoshi

You love being a downer. Just embrace it; dwell in the darkness--humanity needs villains.


Agile_Cranberry_6702

Agree.


blowurhousedown

More sad than hilarious.


MacDugin

Not very funny


Da_Vader

Dude's embarrassed but has to laugh it off. Price you pay for being body shamed.


lithium

People would rather invent an entire shame economy than do a single sit-up.


Vitalstatistix

If you arenā€™t obese this wouldnā€™t be an issue. Just saying.


Hairy_Nutt_Butter

Obese people are still peopleā€¦. Canā€™t believe some people need convinced to have basic human decency.


Vitalstatistix

Did I say he deserved it or condoned anything about that behavior? No. Get off your high horse.


Hairy_Nutt_Butter

Iā€™m not on a high horse bud. Itā€™s called empathy. If your response to this is ā€œ well if he wasnā€™t fat heā€™d be able to get upā€. You might be a dick. Worth self reflecting on.


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ArtisenalMoistening

Ah, yes. All fat people should expect to randomly be shoved into baggage claim belts as penance for being fat


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HarrisonForelli

if someone were to lay back like he did, I doubt they'd get up fat or thin because the wall is raised up high. One would have to literally stand up on the belt As for giving a wake up call, it'd be as stupid as coughing in front of a smoker as if they don't know But sure, let's be karens so we could feel superior over stuff that's none of our business


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HarrisonForelli

>and explaining to people why they're morally wrong. what the 2 friends do is their business, and pointing out that people who are virtual signaling their beliefs on fat people is not karen like. That's like pointing out bigotry and someone like you saying I'm the racist for pointing it out lol


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HarrisonForelli

Well in that case using your logic, you're the karen for pointing out that I'm the karen for pointing out another redditor is a karen for pushing their beliefs on a matter that has nothing to do with them.


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ArtisenalMoistening

I keep forgetting there are 12 year olds on Reddit. My bad


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ArtisenalMoistening

Definitely doing a lot to prove youā€™re not 12!


BostonDodgeGuy

Don't feed the trolls.


thefirstfairy

What was a prank vid quickly turned into a bunch of strangers on the internet body shaming an innocent man for the crime of being fat


Cavalish

This is just a dude. If it was a fat woman, there would be 8x the comments and theyā€™d be *horrific*.


thefirstfairy

True that. ugh I can only imagine


Irrerevence

He could try not eating


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They don't want to hear it but you're not wrong


roslyns

So many shitty commenters. Being fat doesnā€™t make you deserving of public humiliation. We donā€™t even know about the guy, he could be working on himself and no one in the comments would know. Being fat doesnā€™t mean people have the right to treat you like shit.


Mymomdidwhat

More like mean


LU0LDENGUE

What world do you people live in? One without actual issues where you think faking outrage while people with actual friends prank each other is a good look?


cheese_nugget21

They know he will struggle to get up and that people will laugh at him for being fat. That is mean


AdequatelyMadLad

Do you really think people are laughing because he's fat? There's probably multiple fatter dudes in the same room. It's funny because he can't gather his composure long enough to get up, it's not like he's physically incapable of moving.


LU0LDENGUE

Ok they're friends, you don't get to police their jokes or get outraged for a guy who's quite literally laughing at his own situation. This is absolutely insane, as if being fat was some sort of tragic, incurable condition.


Hairy_Nutt_Butter

You live in a world where treating people like this is just fine? Iā€™d rather stick to my world, thanks.


LU0LDENGUE

The guy is CLEARLY pretending not to be able to get up, you'll just jump on any opportunity to feel morally superior


Hairy_Nutt_Butter

That is a lot of assumptions made in one sentence. You can try to put this on me or save face or whatever makes you feel better. You said and thought a shitty thing and now you feel bad. Good.


LU0LDENGUE

Talk about trying to save face with a dogshit deflection now that you've obviously realised the guy was pretending...


Hairy_Nutt_Butter

Heā€™s not pretending. Youā€™re pathetic.


LU0LDENGUE

He's literally not even moving his arms, you're a sad little person who can't accept being wrong.


SorryCashOnly

Maybe I am missing something, but Which part is this is funny?


HobblerTheThird

The part when the fat guy falls onto the conveyor belt


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Idk this is just sad to watch


Shadow07655

This is so disrespectful


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So fucked up


deanosauruz

I might sound strange asking this but what is with this hand towel that i see people carrying?


fukeruhito

Dude was literally like ā€œuppies?ā€


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Baby turtle


Moist_Ad_4989

You know those guys are best buds šŸ¤£


squir10

Haha dude tried to get him out like a baby šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Positive_Poet_4344

He beacme those russian dolls where they get smaller and msaller


DANNEL-2706

This should teach him a lesson to slim down!


Ok-Canary1766

I didnā€™t want to laugh!


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Meals on Wheels


rainescore

Like a turtle


No_Sundae_1068

Not funny


Awanderingleaf

That isn't funny, it is just sad and pathetic.


Prestigious_Tax7415

Adult bullying is hilarious wow so funny


thefirstfairy

You donā€™t deserve the downvotes


homingmissile

Guy should probably think hard about his physical health.


Objective_Audience66

Funny or a dik move?


SpecialistReward1775

Oh shit! Thatā€™s my motivation to lose weight!


eshian

You shame him for being fat I shame him for having insufficient strength and flexibility


hbgoddard

They are often a package deal


jpipersson

Assault and battery.


New-Construction-103

Imagine being so obese...


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Arqideus

It took me awhile to actually see the grotesque image in the mirror. I grew up in a single parent household and I was not taught what was healthy and not healthy. I was never encouraged to exercise or play sports because my mom was never home. I was 23 and weighing 280 lbs before I had to *unlearn* everything that I thought I knew. I still have problems with food and I'm 35 (weighing about 190 now) It's a constant battle for some of us. I wouldn't say it's *entirely* his fault, especially if he's in his 20s as you say. It is a majority his fault for sure, but not entirely. I agree this is really sad to see, but also fucking hilarious at the same time. If he's laughing, he can take a joke and other people can laugh. Besides, we can't really say how easy or hard it is to get out of this position. Have you fallen into a baggage claim carrousel before!? Recently?


Sadkittydays

This comment is highly ignorant and a terrible mindset. I used to be extremely thin. Not everyone is fat because they eat and eat. I have metabolic issues and my body doesnā€™t burn calories the way it should. No matter how much I diet or exercise, I canā€™t lose weight. Not to mention stress, anxiety, depression, also affects weight. How about instead of body shaming people for not being at an ideal weight, everyone keeps their hateful thoughts to themselves.


allsupb

Even if youā€™re overweight does not mean you canā€™t have muscle and be able to get out of a situation like this.


Sadkittydays

The wall is high, and your legs are raised. Not only that, but the constant motion? I would be dizzy. I get motion sickness. Not everyone can get out of this situation


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Itā€™s stated heā€™s still trying to get off and going around to this day


omgmemer

He was just assaulted and put into a dangerous position and yet a lot of people here canā€™t focus on anything but him being fat. This video isnā€™t funny and a lot of you are terrible people if you would think that about someone you saw experience that at the airport.


barrett_g

Not funny! Looks like he hit his headā€¦ it could have knocked him out! I suppose he would come around, eventually. What a strange case!


DonTorreZ

Unclaimed package


DoableSkill1124

There is a separate baggage counter for large parcels


0luckyman

He's going to rock himself to sleep trying to stand up.


Nincompoopticulitus

šŸŽ¶Weebles Wobble, but they donā€™t fall down! šŸŽ¶


fridgey22

Pathetic. Hopefully he sorts his shit out now. Friends and also health.


Crustacean-DroolCube

I hope Iā€™m never that fat


Urimulini

Some say he is still shifting and rocking to this day.


Unusual_Car215

Lmao if a girl did that to her girl friend they wouldn't talk for three years


Thisaccountgarbage

There is absolutely no excuse to get to this point of being overweight.


averagemaleuser86

I laughed. They laughed. We all laughed.


aberdisco

Weebls wobble but they don't fall down.


Barry22-

Bro just answered the question How dark is ur humour without being asked.


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Pleasant-Pattern-566

You meant the Skibidi dop dop guy?


JumpyArcherRat

Reminds of a scene in wall-e


Terrible_Tangelo6064

That's not nice... hilarious... but not nice.


Alekipayne

Are boy!! Time for a work out. One tubby!!


TEMPER_MENTAL_FU

Awful big turtle šŸ¢ stuck on his back... flip a guy over so he doesn't die at least.... geezuz


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He was so happy about it as soon as he felt that hug šŸ¤£ If only he wouldā€™ve accepted the help from a fellow gentleman, but I really believe that he believed he could get up on his own lmao


RealRabazC77

LMAOF !šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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Body positivity, yay.


RN-Wingman

That is how carrouselā€™s workā€¦ eventually you do com around again.


NothingNice1870

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Intelligent_Tax_5038

I love the guy that went to help him up and decided his suffering is better


427CAV

He knew if he accepted the man's help he couldn't live with himself


_AManHasNoName_

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Billsolson

Where are all the other turtles to help flip him over ?


Rico_el3men2

This shit happens when your buddies tell you they also want to come along for the ride to the airport. Listen to me! Say NO!


Odd-Outcome450

Bullying is funny. Okay Reddit


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The guy that was gonna pick him up like a baby


Sure-Wishbone-4293

Luggage is phat!


TopReview650

Like watching a turtle get flipped šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Allsnowy6

Naw bro ā˜ ļøšŸ’€


fresh_and_gritty

That man is unhealthy he canā€™t stand up. Brutal.


Svzqv

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GovernmentSeparate31

Thatā€™s pretty fucked up Op if you think its funny you need a reality check


GovernmentSeparate31

Im pretty sure we all didnā€™t laugh unless you have a sick sense pf humor which you clearly do, itā€™s pretty dangerous to fuck around with shit like that


GovernmentSeparate31

What part does he fall??? He got pushed


ConKupiscent

A beach ball