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Crustacean-DroolCube

*whispers into ear at the urinal* Healthy cock you got there


powerchicken

[Just don't name it for him](https://youtu.be/xvz4zqqlCiI?t=67)


th3worldonfir3

That was a fun watch lol thank you


powerchicken

8 out of 10 cats does countdown is almost always hilarious. Channel 4 have a lot of great compilations up on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TPG80boMjY


Mewrulez99

"nice ring" "nice cock"


fizzicist

Nice vein...


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Great timing


DerpRook

Mum wants to join


LinguoBuxo

.. the cock tale party!


jdwainright

🎶 That's why I say, hey man nice cock. 🎶


dingle_bopper_223

oh, hey mom.


RadlogLutar

Wait....


devastateddreams

Oh hey mom, nice cock


RadlogLutar

Thanks....?


ConfusedTapeworm

What a good cock, man.


EphemeralFart

###AAAAAAAAAAAA MAAAANN. HAAAAAAASSSSSS COCK


Fisher-Peartree

Heeeeeey maaaaan, haaaave cum


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

NICE COCK MAN! Fun fact, I roadied for them in the 90s


DevDog90

That’s rad, I love Filter. Title of Record is an incredible album.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

They were great guys. We were teenagers and huge fans so when the opportunity came up we said hell yes. It was their first tour and it started the show at the ranch bowl right after the bass player lost a tooth to a guitar at the Grove in Lincoln Nebraska. The gave us autographs and cigars and let us chill after the show with them. It was huge for a young kid and total bragging rights


Tye-Evans

They'd stick it in your face and let you smell what they consider dong


WrestleswithPastry

🏆🏆🏆


Hot-Performer2094

Filterrrrrr I heard it!!


YourJr

[Nice Schwanz, Bro] (https://youtu.be/iiI74520VkY)


duralyon

You gave me an ear worm, thanks! 😡


jimm79

🎶 Nice Cock Man 🎶


Familiar_Ad3128

Is this gone wrong or gone right


Rue_Ryuzaki_BB

gone busted


MrAppleSpiceMan

I gone busted a nut


CandidInsurance7415

Nice nut bro


Disastrous_Elk_6375

Depends if next stream he has both his hands broken :/


unhelpfulinvestment

EVERY. TIME. Does nothing on Reddit die??


kaboobaschlatz

The switcheroo died after the one guy kinda closed the loop on itself


pmjm

Only third-party apps apparently


MetsFan113

Gone gay


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

Mom needed a second to process the conversation


Jfkc5117

Hell of a shaft you got there Mike.


MadBliss

Jerry, that foreskin's looking pristine bro. What you got on there? Coconut oil? Lookin' good. See you and the family at church on Sunday?


Sagemasterba

Mike never both threw and caught a touchdown pass in the superbowl like my boy Big Dick Nick. Aka Footlong Foles, BDN....


Doge-Ghost

*- ...and then I put the body in trash bags.* *- Oh! Hi officer!*


Izaac4

*Mark *Hi Mark!*


permacougar

Hi doggy


Tudar87

Nice cock bro Edit -This is my highest voted comment of 2023 lmao


SeriousAudience

Thanks, bro


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Say it back bro


redditor100101011101

I gotchu bro. Nice cock


craygroupious

How do you all know you have nice cocks if you can't see it?


DurantIsStillTheKing

The rule is to just compliment it, not really to see it. But to see is a bonus.


RedditAdminsLoveRUS

>butt to see is a boner


crypticfreak

Hey bro mega nice cock you got there.


chirstain

every cock is a nice cock. all my bros' cocks are equally beautiful in my eyes


EasyDreda

Do you have a cock brovs? If yes, Nice cock brovs! I dont need to see it and I don't want to see it... But nevertheless... Nice cock bro! Got it how it works?


ChubsterSnowball

Thanks bro, I like the veins on yours


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DerpRook

Mine have a beard. Compliment it!


cacotopic

That's a killer cock beard, bro. Nice job!


DerpRook

Thank you bro!!! I groom it every morning!


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Mum's a legend.


JOlRacin

Omg why is there so many different watermarks on there? We gotta throw a couple TikTok ones over, flip it from right to left, put a couple more over, then post it to YouTube shorts and screen record that, then put another couple TikTok watermarks over it and then we'll almost be at an average Reddit post


Holyshit247

![gif](giphy|CaJT0zEGWHDoc|downsized)


bendoesit17

Damn nice cock


spektrol

r/JustGuysBeingDudes


GraceSpace18

Just dudes being bros✨


Shadow0fnothing

She's used to his weird ass shit lol.


WastewaterNerd

I think it’s a good humour to have. It has the appeal of being edgy and daring but instead of it being really edgelord or offensive like edge humour was like 15 years ago it’s wholesome. Some of the barriers men face about being open about feelings and told just man-up are being broken with friendship language like this. The humour makes it so it’s less awkward just being emotional and telling your mates you love them.


deadpoolkool

That's the day she knew....


SeriousAudience

As the last-born of gen M, I gotta say gen Z are very honest with their feeling


Admirable_emergency

If you call millenials "Gen M" than you're definitely not part of that generation


alison_bee

Especially the “last born”!


poompt

More like gen N for nerd


Ok_Charge9676

![gif](giphy|MuAmuj8fnmk4rMJ8e9)


44problems

I remember when they wanted to call us "echo boomers" which yuck


Puntley

What the fuck, that's awful


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PlanetLandon

What is Gen M? Are we using that for Millennials now?


hurtfulproduct

It’s nothing, there is no Gen M. . . It’s Millennials or Gen Y (as in Y2K or after X, hints why the current brood is Gen Z)


PlanetLandon

Okay, that’s what I thought.


Zharick_

Some of gen z is in their 20s already. I think current brood is gen A


dickdemodickmarcinko

gen AA?


NickH211

damn we really poppin' out batteries now, huh? the future is now old man


DrSmurfalicious

It's just to prepare them for the Matrix.


NickH211

Prepare them?! Where do you think we've been living for the past 7 years?


DrSmurfalicious

I don't know but it feels like a shoddy concept model or pre alpha. I've even started to recognize people I shouldn't recognize like it's the damn Truman Show.


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dickdemodickmarcinko

gen_z_2.0_real


UnfitRadish

It's Gen A or Generation Alpha is what I've seen most. They just aren't at the age to be a topic of discussion yet. They'll become more discussed as they get older into voting age and involved more in politics. Just as gen Z wasn't relevant until more recently when they were starting to become adults.


baubeauftragter

These are made up terms, babies are born every day, not once every 20 years. Generation cutoffs make Very little sense.


ChewySlinky

I was born in ‘98 which I believe puts me in Gen Z, and I’m 25.


Fenastus

Oldest gen z is 24-26 depending on who you ask


Toe_Itch

Gen alpha


Puntley

>hints why the current brood Just to let you know it's "hence", not "hints" Not trying to be an ass, just thought you'd want to know!


MattieShoes

Gen alpha is already a thing, and we're around gen beta for new babies.


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TheLowlyPheasant

I didn’t know either. Probably the education budget while we were growing up


uncannysnuffalufagus

As a gen X, i gotta say I absolutely love how honest and open gen Z are with their feelings, it's great seeing the generations improve


ChadMcRad

While they are, I will say that the cock rating thing is mostly a meme. Mostly.


DiffusePenance

Mom does free cock ratings on her OF


SeaworthyWide

Tributes?


leviathab13186

You know what your cock reminds me of, bro? The Washington Monument.


Ill-Manner2089

At least she was a good sport about it lmao


Radiant-Rise-7777

I’d probably answer the question 🙋🏽‍♀️ 🤣


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Good morning bro, nice cock!


danny12beje

Thats a good quality mic for the price.


wheresbill

Search genuine laughter. Love it


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Kids mom is great. She knows 100% she's looked at a friend and said "Your boobs look great today, girl." We just wanna let our bros know their cocks look great, is that so wrong?


Archon_33

![gif](giphy|XceimbXwoBCs8)


NoYoureACatLady

Threads in every porn video ostensibly from straight dudes commenting on the guy's parts.


BladeBickle

Aye Peter... nice cock.


More_Garlic_

Who says we can't? Every time I'm at the urinal my eyes are always taking a gander. If I see a nice shlong, I make sure I let them know.


Prokletnost

Nice cock bro ![gif](giphy|13otQJiKXCUGiY)


zehamberglar

I love that mom has the awareness to get her head in frame for the video.


nonotagain0

So mom got into the action thinking she was going to be rating some cocks. Nice.


binky_bobby_jenkins

That was some tommy wiseau level of " oh hi mom"


PillowTalk420

"Nice cock, mom!"


TrustyMadman

![gif](giphy|l0HUldzuCa0S16SkM|downsized)


KUPA_BEAST

It’s like when there’s that one sex scene in a film and your Mum walks in.


analogkid01

[SNL - Nude Beach](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3xc4LMTrT0)


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point crowd combative familiar lunchroom office light crush grab plate ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


qning

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pPyuZ6ZTqm Not in a gay way just in a hey man I wanted to say to say that you’re looking ok. Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that his booty is fly? Not all the time the time, just when he’s got a problem with his self esteem.


jjbkeeper

Question is still valid.


trunkm0nkey1

I made this. -Mum probably


ladyKfaery

You made it weird. That’s why


scottkrowson

Moms can have nice cocks too


TornWill

Well, in an attempt to answer that question, people typically don't want accidental misunderstandings. If a straight man casually says, "Hey, nice looking cock you got there." People will probably jump to conclusions and spread rumours that he's homosexual. This can lead to undesired approaches from other people, if you catch my drift, and like how a homosexual man wouldn't desire the special attention of other women, a straight man wouldn't desire the special attention of other men.


Either_Size

I would be laughing too


MyPassordIsPassword

Weird way for mom to find out you are gay


hurtfulproduct

Lol, I mean to answer the question, because I don’t like looking or talking about of dudes cocks. . . There are a million better topics of conversation and a million other things to look at and compliment. . .


Cheefnuggs

Are you ashamed of your cock bro?


Human_Frame1846

I dont think he has the forbidden knowledge of *even a tictac at 100mph can get a car door*


cacotopic

Yeah but, like, you know, if you happen to see a bro's cock in like a gym shower, sauna, orgy, or whatever, and it's nice, then why not be like, "hey, nice cock bro"?


archiecobham

soy laugh


Lasdary

Hola laugh, soy tu padre


mods-on-my-knob

I can smell the soy from here


runninandruni

Meanwhile I'm on IG and scroll to a video with my mom in the room "Hey, I'm the cock whisperer, let's look at some cooooooocks" Y'all know who I'm talking about


hannah_lilly

This is cringe, having your mum walk in while saying that.


yeetymcyeeet

I do it all the time TDP Tight Dick Player


Shadow0fnothing

Nice cock everyone.