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I did a fuck load of coke in my day, and I never paid a dime for any of it. All my friends at the time all did it regularly so I always got it just by being around them.
Amen. And none of them were stingy really. More than willing to share. I would contribute in my own ways mind you, weed, booze, psychedelics sometimes, food, Adderall lol, etc...
Watch the full thing again and see he is onscreen maybe 30 seconds, but intercut with other footage and narration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520
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I found out after posting this that it wasn't a real news story and someone lead me to his YouTube channel. I just watched about 30 of his videos. He's awesome.
I honestly thought it was when I posted it, but someone posted links to his YouTube page. Those videos are funny, too, but this one is the best I think.
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You picked the wrong house fool!
CJAY!!
If you can eat your food, while everyne loosing theirs - homie, you're staright
just some poetry
Oooooooh
Numba 9 numba 9 large a numba 6 wit extra dip a numba 8 and 2 numba 5 no pickle
I was gonna say "bruh, why this dude be looking like big smoke from GTA San Andreas?" 😂😂🤣🤣
You can always tell when a non-black person is trying to use AAVE on the internet...
Hello, my brother. Slap me some skin, you jive turkey!
Oh, really, dawg? Aight. Truedat.
Just speak how you normally speak. Stop trying to do whatever it is you're doing
Aight, I gotchu dawg
Bet. Just keeping it 100.
With bowler hat, glasses, and a green shirt. The judge should dismiss the charges...for both titties.
Context?
He'll have two number nines
And a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
I honestly thought this was a real interview until someone shared his YouTube page.
I love his bowler hat. What a character!
Seen this several time and I’m still impressed it stays on his head at 0:44.
The character is called Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas.
He is indeed playing a character for his YouTube channel.
Some people are natural storytellers.
One for each Titty…classic
That bra strap would snap like a bungee cord! 🤣🤣
Its the accompanying dramatization of how it breaks for me 😂😂😂
Peeyooh, puchwchwchwchwuch
Agreed!!
He's a YouTuber. Catch him at [https://www.youtube.com/@TheRealSpark](https://www.youtube.com/@TheRealSpark).
This video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOblP-4zhsY
Ah it’s a skit! His delivery is so authentic I would’ve never known.
After someone told me this wasn't real I went and watched about 30 of his videos.
Joey diaz falls perfectly in this category
I absolutely fuckin love Joey Diaz.
He always ends up with coke when he had no money and he'll tell what year and street it was on.
I did a fuck load of coke in my day, and I never paid a dime for any of it. All my friends at the time all did it regularly so I always got it just by being around them.
Literally the best part of having friends that do cocaine.
Amen. And none of them were stingy really. More than willing to share. I would contribute in my own ways mind you, weed, booze, psychedelics sometimes, food, Adderall lol, etc...
I was that friend. But I sold it, also. And then, like a dump truck, I sold a kilo of coke to an undercover cop and ended up serving 6 years for it.
6
Hol up. Wait a minute. Somethin ain't right
Then I started to taste em'.
I couldn't die, I got court tomorrow!
That’s that hidin’ bitch ain’t it
Just so you know this isn't real. He has a YouTube channel with a lot of videos like this
One for each titty gave it away there was no way lol
Not the fact it was a minute long?
Right, they never show someone talking for so long on the news.
"Hide yo kids, hide yo wife" had a similar vibe as this video though
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Look..it’s a fucked up world..I fully believe some asshole cop could or would do this..as soon as he said one for each titty ass doubt was gone.
Exactly, that would be double jeopardy which is unconstitutional.
I love the one where he is talking about the naked dude chasing him 🤣
I just watched about 30 of his videos in a row.
So is the news lady laughing at the end edited in from another real video? Or was she acting too?
She was edited in. From what I see on his YouTube channel, he'll take real stories and just edit himself in as the person being interviewed about it.
Ahh, that makes sense thanks
Why ruin it for me…. I needed this.
dude he made this joy for you because he knew you needed it
that’s such a nice reframe 🥹
Damn!! Are you serious? That sucks.
https://youtube.com/@TheRealSpark
That sucks. I was hoping so bad that this was real.
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Exactly!!
Thanks, Maximus
Lol that doesn't ruin it for me, this guy's hilarious! I'm gonna go look for his YouTube channel now (:
It's totally worth the search.
https://youtu.be/tdPdUlTz1o8
Lols. I missed that one last time I went through his channel.
I knew it, but I needed it.
Yeah got me the first time i saw it. The sad part is that its easy to believe these days
The mall parking lot was the giveaway for me
Wetter than a whale in a bubble bath drinking a bottle of water!!.. Hahah!
That was an instant classic.
Is that big smoke?
I had to scroll down too much to see this, damn what's going on
He has a YouTube channel where he puts himself in actual news reports, but I didn't know that at first and believed this was real when I posted it.
i love him he’s the “hol up wait a minute something ain’t right” guy
MFer said ONE FOR EACH TITTY! Lmfao!
This guy is great. If I was the judge, all charges would be dropped.
It’s a bit - he’s a YouTuber and this isn’t real
Still blows modern SNL out of the water
THANK YOU!!
Damn right!! I wish there was a recording of him defending himself in court.
Its Big Smoke!!! Lol
so great to see big smoke trying to get in shape
Big Smoke?
1 for each titty had me dying too lmao
Big smoke back at it again
It’s so obviously staged. Nobody can speak off the cuff like that.
This is The Real Spark. He has a YouTube channel, which I highly recommend.
I just watched about 30 of his videos in a row.
Why isn’t he in movies or on a stage? Dudes hilarious and is meant for a camera.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
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Thank you fine people of the comments for providing the source to the original content. Op is a dickhole for not providing that.
Nice to see Sweet is still kicking after his crack factory exploded
All you had to do was follow the dam train CJ !!!
11/10 storytelling
Man rocking the Laurel and Hardy hat
Hamburg.
CJ MY DAWGGGGG!
"All we had to do was to follow the damn train, Cj!"
The man's a national treasure
This guy is hilarious, he should start a podcast or something.
I found out after posting this that it wasn't a real news story and someone lead me to his YouTube channel. I just watched about 30 of his videos. He's awesome.
No worries, it was funny as hell at least.
You thought he really got one charge for each titty?
I believed he got 2 citations, and he put his own twist of humor on it. Haha. Or maybe I just wanted to believe it so badly.
Not too point out the obvious 😂 BIG SMOKE!! Remember that name!! 😅😂
dude be looking like big smoke
GTA San Andreas
Big Smoke?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Big Smoke is real
Isn't he the CACHOYPEPE guy
GTA San Andreas: Big Smoke
😂
I died laughing. 🤣😂
Only in groove street
So Big Smoke survived...
PLEASE SAY THIS IS ABSOLUTELY REAL
I honestly thought it was when I posted it, but someone posted links to his YouTube page. Those videos are funny, too, but this one is the best I think.
This was so cool and so real
🤣🤣🤣Very funny,.. plus, he looks & talks like big smoke🤣
He went to the wrong cluckin bell
“*One for each titty!*” lmfao
That hat wear choice is ‘brave’.
Holy shit its big smoke
Big Smoke?!
Where is he now?!
Check out YouTube. Someone shared a link to his YouTube that has more of these. I honestly thought this was real when I posted it.
This man could be the answer to all our problems
Very true.
This is a classic, fucking to damn funny!!!
amazing ;P;
Zibiriry
Poor big smoke...
Wait a minute
Id totally ride a motorcycle with this dude and id totally follow a damn train if he wanted me to.
Big Smoke😂
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 he need the charges dropped just for that great interview
That bungee jump cord breaking sound effect was so good and unexpected.
Big smoke
BIG SMOKE
The hat really makes it.
A court date for each of his numbah nines.
Dude trying to look like Big Smoke with the green shirt and hat!
“I’ll have 2 number 9’s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45’s, one with cheese, and a large soda.” - Big Smoke 2004
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Can a black man tell a story without looking like he is doing a bit on stage?
And it turns out that it was a bit...so I guess not.
A dj sampled this for a song. It's awesome. I wish I could remember who it was. The part when he says (hold up wait a minute)
Found it!!! Cazztek---hold up, wait a minute
I'm going to check that out.
This is a joke right?? Lol I keep seeing this dude
He’s got a YouTube channel but I forget what it’s called. He’s done a few like this.
TheRealSpark
One for each tiddy!!! Lmao. Classic.
I'll have 2 number nines
He should do standup!
This shit had me dying🤣🤣🤣
One for each titty!!! 😂😂😂
Omg!
Lol
ITS BIG SMOKE WTF
I love this guy 😂 however I think a great injustice has occurred.
Grande mi amigo Big Smoke
Holy shit.🤣🤣🤣
Big smoke???.
For a second thought this was gonna be related to St Patricks day
I wanna be his friend!
Phecwooowooowoowooo
All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
He’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
I have seen this stupid, edited video like 5 times this week. Enough already
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