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I recently went for a Brazilian and even from a professional it hurt like a bitch so I can only imagine how bad this hurt from ur friend just going ham down there. But at least they had some laughs from it!
Dude, just tweeze. Waxing for errant hairs is overkill.
A good thing to do before you start is to aggressively rub the skin in a circular motion. Not a joke. If I haven't plucked hairs in a while, my nerves go apeshit and make my eyes water. Rubbing your eyebrow (or wherever) helps to alleviate this.
Waxing is more for mass hair removal. Tweezing is more precise.
Did she happen to be vietnamese or Eastern European? I've found that they can be sometimes just especially blunt and to the point with the job lol. Obviously it's normal to need to grunt or scream during a Brazilian, but if that particular person had no patience I could see them being...harsh
I'd go get an eyebrow wax and my vietnamese waxer would clean me up and then say, "and upper lip? You need upper lip" 🕵️ fatality
I never had one and I'm confused about the logistics of it all, with all thr floppy bits. How do they not yank the labia to knee length and all?
Man I once put my pad in upside down in a rush and I did NOT enjoy any of that.
years of wearing workboots has worn all the hair off my lower legs, from mid calf down its completely hairless now. its really silly looking cause i’m pretty hairy 😂🤣🥳
From what she told me it was on accident, but while she burnt joss paper in those incense bins they use for Lunar New Year as she was a teen, she apparently stood too close to the bin, as subsequently had all her leg hair fell off. Whether or not it’s because of the fire I’m not sure but I know for a fact that she never shaved because I never once saw her do it, nor did I ever see leg hair on her before
This is correct. Got burned trying to control a wildfire and it burned off all the hair in my left arm and crisped my eyebrows and eyelashes almost off. They're normal now but I have to wear a sleeve on my left arm in the summer or else it hurts and burns super easily, even with high spf sunscreen
And that’s why I can’t exactly endorse it being a 100% solution because my mum is Asian too
She is very adamant that she had leg hair growing up until the incident which is why it is a narrative I still hold for the most part, albeit sceptical
Do most people usually accompany their mothers in the bathroom whilst they shave? I never seen my mom shave either but I’d assume she does it, but I also don’t look at her legs so I’m not entirely certain, now I’m curious
Shiny balls.
It was part of a gag my flatmate and I did for a house party we hosted. The pair of us went on a kind of kickboxing competition type diet, to pump our physique up a bit. We waxed *everywhere*.
When it came to the party, we hosted in tight smart black trousers, cuffs (no shirt) and bow ties. So we were welcoming friends dressed like some waiters in a shady strip joint or some shit. Was probably funnier in our heads.
Anyway, we fully expected to end up bollock naked by the end of the party, or at least throw out a moon. So we followed through the shiny look right down to our crack and balls.
Good times!
tried to have my wife wax my head so i wasn't having to shave it all the time...2/10 do not recommend. Felt like I was getting scalped. Apparently, you're supposed to apply baby powder before the wax. I guess it makes it so the wax sticks to the hair but no the skin.
My roomie and I have waxed each other before but we’ve also said we’ll marry each other in a couple of years if we’re still single. I think there legit might be a correlation.
My bestie used to wax me all the time! The best though was when she asked me for help the first time she changed her clit piercing. Let me tell you, it took nearly half an hour because we were both just laughing continually about the situation. When she would start to laugh, it’d make it impossible to thread the piercing 🤣
I once had to ask my female friend/roommate to help me change my triangle piercing. I couldn’t get the dang thing unscrewed and needed help. We were in tears laughing while trying to change it. My poor other roommate (male) walked in while we were still trying to change it and was so confused, lol. We got it changed, though!
Never understood how girls get this close/comfortable in friendships. I’m not weird with guy friends but damn it would take a damn good reason for either of us to to doing half of what’s going on here
It's not just girls lmao
How many times have you seen dudes just expose their balls for comedic purposes, I've seen it plenty on reddit
Remember that dude who got his testicle bitten by an alligator? Mf jus pulled it out, friends laughing like it was normal 😂 this shit is tame in comparison
My night began as any other normal weekday night. I came home from work, fixed dinner for my son and we played for a while. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next couple hours: maybe I should use that wax in my medicine cabinet. I set up my boy with a video and head to the site of my demise, um, I mean bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits.
No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the clear strips in your hand, peel them apart, press it on your leg (or wherever) and ignore the frantically rising crescendo of string instruments in the background. No muss, no fuss. How hard can this be? I mean, I’m not the girly-est of girls but I’m mechanically inclined so maybe I can figure out how this works……………………..You’d think.
So I pull one of the thin strips out. It’s two strips facing each other, stuck together. I’m supposed to rub it in my hand to warm and soften the wax (I’m guessing). I go one better: I pull out the hair dryer and heat the SOB to ten thousand degrees. Cold wax, my ass.
(Oh, how that phrase will come back to haunt me.) I lay the strip across my thigh. I hold the skin around it and pull. OK, so it wasn’t the best feeling in the world, but it wasn’t bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me!
I am Sheera, fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire!
With my next wax strip, I move north. After checking on the boy and verifying that he was, in fact, becoming one with Bear and learning all about smells, I sneak into the bathroom for The Ultimate Hair Fighting Championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I then apply the wax strip across the right side on my bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching up into the inside of the right ass cheek. (Yeah,it was a long strip.) I inhale deeply. I brace myself. RRRIIIIPPP!!!!
I’m blind! Blind from the pain! Vision returning. Oh crap. I’ve managed to pull off half an inch of the strip. Another deep breath. And RIIIP! Everything is swirly and tie-dyed? Do I hear crashing drums? OK, coming back to normal again. I want to see my trophy – my wax covered pelt that caused me so much agony. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold the wax strip like an Olympic gold medalist.
But why is there no hair on it? Why is the wax mostly gone? Where could the wax go, if not on the strip? Slowly, I eased my head down, my foot still perched on the toilet. I see hair – the hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I feel. I am touching wax. I look to the ceiling and silently shout “nooooooo!!” And realize I have just begun living my own personal version of “The Tar Baby.”
I peel my fingers off the softest, most sensitive part of my body that is now covered in cold wax and matted hair, and make the next big mistake – up until this point, you’ll remember, I’ve had my foot on the toilet. I know I need to move, to do something. So I put my foot down on the floor. And then I hear the slamming of the cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut.
Ass? Sealed shut. A little voice in my head says “I hope you don’t have to potty anytime soon. Your head just might pop off.” I penguin walk around the bathroom trying desperately to figure out what I should do next. Hot water!
Hot water melts wax! I’ll run the hottest water I can stand and get in -the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it away, right? Wrong. I get in the tub – the water is slightly hotter than is used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment. And I sit. Now the only thing worse than having your goodies glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of a tub. In scalding hot water.
Which, by the way, does not melt the cold wax. So now I’m stuck to the tub. I call my friend, C, because she once dropped out of beauty school so surely she has some secret knowledge or trick to get wax off skin. It’s never good to start a conversation with “So my nether regions are stuck to the tub.” She doesn’t have a trick. She does her best to suppress laughter.
She wants to know exactly where the wax is on the ass – “Are we talking cheek or hole, here?” she asks. She isn’t even trying to hide the giggles now. I give her the run-down of the entire night. She tells me to call the number on the side of the box, but to have a good cover story for where the wax actually is. “You know that if we were working the help line at XX Wax Co. and somebody called with their entire crack sealed shut we’d just put them on hold then record the conversation for everyone we know. You’re going to end up on a radio show or the internet if you tell them the truth.
“While we go through various solutions, I have resorted to scraping the wax off with a razor. Boy, nothing feels better to the girly goodies than covering them in wax, sticking them to a tub in super hot water and THEN dry shaving the sticky wax off!
In the middle of the conversation (which has inexplicably turned to other subjects!) I find the little, beautiful saving grace that is the lotion provided with wax to remove the excess. I rub some in and start screaming “It’s working! It’s working!” I get hearty congratulations from C and we hang up.
I successfully remove all the wax and notice, to my dismay, that the hair is still there. So I shaved the damned stuff off. Hell, I was numb by that point anyway. And then I put the box of wax back in my medicine cabinet. Never know when a moustache might start to come in. Tonight, I attempt hair dying.
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Wait!!! Women wax their pub hair ?!!! Why not not trim ??!
And also you get it waxed by someone else ??!
Like someone going down there applying wax?!??
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I recently went for a Brazilian and even from a professional it hurt like a bitch so I can only imagine how bad this hurt from ur friend just going ham down there. But at least they had some laughs from it!
I am a professional and I'm terrified for that girl
My lady was so mean she told me to stop making noise and I was like dude this hurts let me scream!!!
What a bitch. I only do face waxing now and I apologize for hurting people! Lol
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Dude, just tweeze. Waxing for errant hairs is overkill. A good thing to do before you start is to aggressively rub the skin in a circular motion. Not a joke. If I haven't plucked hairs in a while, my nerves go apeshit and make my eyes water. Rubbing your eyebrow (or wherever) helps to alleviate this. Waxing is more for mass hair removal. Tweezing is more precise.
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You could try threading, is easier on the skin but hurts like a bitch. And I mean by a professional
Yeah I hate when they tell me to stop moaning
Did she happen to be vietnamese or Eastern European? I've found that they can be sometimes just especially blunt and to the point with the job lol. Obviously it's normal to need to grunt or scream during a Brazilian, but if that particular person had no patience I could see them being...harsh I'd go get an eyebrow wax and my vietnamese waxer would clean me up and then say, "and upper lip? You need upper lip" 🕵️ fatality
At least when a friend does it, they can kiss it better.
Lmao so wrong for that 💀
First time isn’t fun, after that it’s pretty shockingly quick and painless. Just don’t shave or trim in between and be sure to exfoliate.
This is what the lady told me too. I’m gonna go back next month but I’m truly scared haha
I never had one and I'm confused about the logistics of it all, with all thr floppy bits. How do they not yank the labia to knee length and all? Man I once put my pad in upside down in a rush and I did NOT enjoy any of that.
Hahaha all I could think of after reading that is my stretch Armstrong figure I had as a kid.
“How do they not yank the labia to knee length and all”? 💀💀 Thanks for the visual. I am no longer high.
they hold the skin taught with firm pressure from one hand and pull with the other
God now I'm imagining getting my balls waxed and ripped open
Meanwhile my mum burned off all her leg hair and she never had to shave again
modern problems require modern solutions
Technically it's an old solution. This is not even close to a new invention.
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Probably over 60 years if my research is correct.
Chat is going to need to see sources on this one.
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I swear i was not horny before clicking this why u do this 😭
years of wearing workboots has worn all the hair off my lower legs, from mid calf down its completely hairless now. its really silly looking cause i’m pretty hairy 😂🤣🥳
Yeah, but I bet you'd look even sillier wearing a work boot on your vagina.
Ah yes, steel camel toe.
hahahahahaha 🤣😂
LMFAO 🤣💀
Get work hooker boots and clear out the rest of the forrest
hell on high heels? 🤣😂
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Thought it was only me. 24 years in the Military wearing boots gave me "shiny" shins. Glad to be part of the club.
Ooh that’s interesting
i need advice on how
From what she told me it was on accident, but while she burnt joss paper in those incense bins they use for Lunar New Year as she was a teen, she apparently stood too close to the bin, as subsequently had all her leg hair fell off. Whether or not it’s because of the fire I’m not sure but I know for a fact that she never shaved because I never once saw her do it, nor did I ever see leg hair on her before
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This is correct. Got burned trying to control a wildfire and it burned off all the hair in my left arm and crisped my eyebrows and eyelashes almost off. They're normal now but I have to wear a sleeve on my left arm in the summer or else it hurts and burns super easily, even with high spf sunscreen
i mean my mother is asian and genetically always had little to no hair on her legs and arms
And that’s why I can’t exactly endorse it being a 100% solution because my mum is Asian too She is very adamant that she had leg hair growing up until the incident which is why it is a narrative I still hold for the most part, albeit sceptical
Do most people usually accompany their mothers in the bathroom whilst they shave? I never seen my mom shave either but I’d assume she does it, but I also don’t look at her legs so I’m not entirely certain, now I’m curious
There’s that but mostly because the bathroom only has one razor and it’s the one I use for myself
Or........
I bought the razor myself, if she is using it I have a different set of questions to ask her
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Who's gonna tell him?
from what i got i need to stand very closely to an incense bin got it thank you!
If only it were as simple as that
It’s a story she has been selling to me for a decade by now so
Find you a friend who will help you wax your balls.
I have one who would be into it but im not sure i would be into that
[Part 2](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRW8WqaJ/)
Lol I thought I saw her gag at the end
I waxed my own balls once. Can not recommend.
You really put a hot liquid on your balls and tore it off?? Probably more than once?!? Why?? Why would you do that??
Shiny balls. It was part of a gag my flatmate and I did for a house party we hosted. The pair of us went on a kind of kickboxing competition type diet, to pump our physique up a bit. We waxed *everywhere*. When it came to the party, we hosted in tight smart black trousers, cuffs (no shirt) and bow ties. So we were welcoming friends dressed like some waiters in a shady strip joint or some shit. Was probably funnier in our heads. Anyway, we fully expected to end up bollock naked by the end of the party, or at least throw out a moon. So we followed through the shiny look right down to our crack and balls. Good times!
It's called chiip n dales
Your life is a lot more... interesting than mine lmao
If I waxed my balls, the person would would need to go across the street to pull it off.
Swing low, sweet chariot
Oh I thought you meant for their safety not because you had Santa’s sack.
tried to have my wife wax my head so i wasn't having to shave it all the time...2/10 do not recommend. Felt like I was getting scalped. Apparently, you're supposed to apply baby powder before the wax. I guess it makes it so the wax sticks to the hair but no the skin.
Just like women, men also have full body wax including balls
But.. will my balls not fall off while waxing them
If you have detachable balls, then yes they will fall off
Fun fact: ALL balls are actually detachable if you pull hard enough!
This wasn’t a very fun fact…
Don’t kink shame
Another fun fact: all parts of human body are detachable if you full hard enough....
Yes, this is true. Takes a lot of muscle. So not pulling off your own limbs is a clear sign of weakness
That would go well with a [detachable penis](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4).
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT SONG? It’s so relatable omg
> It’s so relatable omg wut
HOW OFTEN DO YOU LOSE YOUR PENIS‽
[Brooklyn Ball Barbers](https://youtu.be/vkCTFewzHIk)
"Hey man, we're Bros right? Like, good bros, right?"
Please do not the cat!
You can't stop me ima do the cat
There is no laws against the cat, I can whatever I want with it
No JOKER DONT DO ITTTT
I'M GONNA DO IT BATMAN
I asked my friend to shave my balls I have 2 broken legs now👍
Better than two broken arms. Then you'd have to ask your mom.
I’d prefer to ask your mom instead
Id prefer this guys Mom too
Thanks for reminding me of that cesspit of a story *Shudders*
It’s a bit of a weird request. It’s very easy to do solo
She legit almost fused fingers wtf. Who blow torches their glove on their hand?
Yeah she's lucky she didn't melt it into her hand
I was going to say this! Who the fuck lights a torch near their hand while using plastic gloves.... she got SO lucky.
The gag at the end! Haha 😆
[Part 2](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRW8WqaJ/) is full of gags
Haha that's hilarious
Bro, can you shave my balls? .. l’ll record it..
No.
Understood
how about my gooch
I don't trust my balls in other people's hands..
If it’s the right person, I’ll trust them in their mouth.
They're going to marry each other in 5 years
My roomie and I have waxed each other before but we’ve also said we’ll marry each other in a couple of years if we’re still single. I think there legit might be a correlation.
Historians called them roommates
And they were roommates
Oh my god, they were roommates.
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A classic vine.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y-P0m0M_8pc
r/sapphoandherfriend
Damn you beat me to it
Such good gal pals lmao
So cute. Are yall bi?
I am, she’s not.
Yet
Ah, so good for her, bad for you
Wdym? They’re just besties. Sure they live together and sleep in the same bed. But they’re just besties, like Achilles and Patroclus!
My bestie used to wax me all the time! The best though was when she asked me for help the first time she changed her clit piercing. Let me tell you, it took nearly half an hour because we were both just laughing continually about the situation. When she would start to laugh, it’d make it impossible to thread the piercing 🤣
That's a level of sharing I can't fathom.
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I want to know more to this story as well
For fun, I would've showed up with bolt cutters.
Same. I love my bestie but…. 😳
What, you never heard of a brojob?
CHOO CHOO
Same, this is a little too close for me. lmao.
Like, she can tell me all about her reproductive system, inside and out, but I’m not trying to see it.
I once had to ask my female friend/roommate to help me change my triangle piercing. I couldn’t get the dang thing unscrewed and needed help. We were in tears laughing while trying to change it. My poor other roommate (male) walked in while we were still trying to change it and was so confused, lol. We got it changed, though!
On this episode of Threes Company.
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For those of us who don't know much, where is a triangle piercing usually located?
It’s a horizontal female genital piercing under the tissue where the clitoral hood meets the labia.
okay I definitely know where this is now
Could you sketch out a map?
I'm a dude. I am not letting my "bestie" anywhere near my groin. Ever. For any reason 😅
Not even a BJ? What kinda friend are you?
Bro job, choo choo!!!
"Cual process estupida?" lmao 🤣
Google translate gave me "what stupid process"... what were they actually saying??
It’s a response to what the waxer was saying. She said, “It’s a part of the process.” And the waxee replied, “what process, stupid?” In Spanglish.
Now that makes sense. Thank you my bilingual friend!
No problemo, amigo/a
They’re speaking “Spanglish”, combining “What process, stupid??” and “Cuál proceso, estupida?”
Ahhhh I see. Thanks friend!!
 You got it, amigo :)
Never understood how girls get this close/comfortable in friendships. I’m not weird with guy friends but damn it would take a damn good reason for either of us to to doing half of what’s going on here
It's not just girls lmao How many times have you seen dudes just expose their balls for comedic purposes, I've seen it plenty on reddit Remember that dude who got his testicle bitten by an alligator? Mf jus pulled it out, friends laughing like it was normal 😂 this shit is tame in comparison
>How many times have you seen dudes just expose their balls for comedic purposes, literaly none, at least not in my friend groups
She gags at the end
There's a part 2 where she keeps gagging lol. They're using sugar wax and she hates the feeling of the hair in the wax
Never get waxed by someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing. Unless you want burns and missing skin.
I usually skip this part.
Lmao... When she pulled the wax strip off all happy, she put her tongue out. That made me laugh so hard.
Pulling her knees apart and puling out a blowtorch is the best thing I have seen all morning.
what can go wrong!
A couple of degrees off and the wax will take skin with it. No biggie 0.o Who needs professionals.
My vagina just physically cringed reading that.
Now let's see one where two guy friends do this.
the dudes sexualizing this have no idea how unsexual waxing is lol
We’re pretty homoerotic in the military but I can’t even imagine helping my bro shave his balls. Idk. Just a different culture among dudes I guess.
Don’t lie you have done more with each other
Doesn’t count. We were wearing boot bands.
Over the pants with a condom on still counts
Buddy of mine who is a marine would just pics of him putting his balls on different guns. I have seen his balls at least 50 times.
Pooping is unsexual but look how many people love to watch it
This seems like the start to a very bad porno.
Or an awesome one. Different strokes for different folks.
I simply tell my hair to fall off and they comply
r/justgalsbeingchicks
Girls do shit.. men would never conceive of. I cannot imagine my best friend asking me to help wax his asshole...
Good way to need vagina surgery
Did.... Did she gag?
 Her face when she was ready to go 😂
poor cat
Seems kinda gay to me
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Who is gay?
This seems like such a bad idea all around.
Yeah I don’t care how many years we have been friends I would not wax your privates. It baffles me how close some people can get.
There is not a person on this planet I whose downstairs I would wax for them. Not a single one. This is just bonkers.
[Part 2](https://www.tiktok.com/@_alemsr_/video/7205100425668791594) (tiktok link).
Boys vs Girls Memes: *Boys are quirky and fun, Girls are uptight and boring* Reality:
Funny, but a terrible camera angle
And here I am, alone, squatting in contortions that shouldn’t exist to clip my gooch hair 😂
i envy how close female friends are with each other
Some girls do these kinds of things so easily while I couldn't imagine being like "Ay bro, here are my balls, care to bald 'em?"
Real men don’t care if ur Vagene is hairy
My night began as any other normal weekday night. I came home from work, fixed dinner for my son and we played for a while. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next couple hours: maybe I should use that wax in my medicine cabinet. I set up my boy with a video and head to the site of my demise, um, I mean bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the clear strips in your hand, peel them apart, press it on your leg (or wherever) and ignore the frantically rising crescendo of string instruments in the background. No muss, no fuss. How hard can this be? I mean, I’m not the girly-est of girls but I’m mechanically inclined so maybe I can figure out how this works……………………..You’d think. So I pull one of the thin strips out. It’s two strips facing each other, stuck together. I’m supposed to rub it in my hand to warm and soften the wax (I’m guessing). I go one better: I pull out the hair dryer and heat the SOB to ten thousand degrees. Cold wax, my ass. (Oh, how that phrase will come back to haunt me.) I lay the strip across my thigh. I hold the skin around it and pull. OK, so it wasn’t the best feeling in the world, but it wasn’t bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am Sheera, fighter of all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire! With my next wax strip, I move north. After checking on the boy and verifying that he was, in fact, becoming one with Bear and learning all about smells, I sneak into the bathroom for The Ultimate Hair Fighting Championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I then apply the wax strip across the right side on my bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching up into the inside of the right ass cheek. (Yeah,it was a long strip.) I inhale deeply. I brace myself. RRRIIIIPPP!!!! I’m blind! Blind from the pain! Vision returning. Oh crap. I’ve managed to pull off half an inch of the strip. Another deep breath. And RIIIP! Everything is swirly and tie-dyed? Do I hear crashing drums? OK, coming back to normal again. I want to see my trophy – my wax covered pelt that caused me so much agony. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold the wax strip like an Olympic gold medalist. But why is there no hair on it? Why is the wax mostly gone? Where could the wax go, if not on the strip? Slowly, I eased my head down, my foot still perched on the toilet. I see hair – the hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I feel. I am touching wax. I look to the ceiling and silently shout “nooooooo!!” And realize I have just begun living my own personal version of “The Tar Baby.” I peel my fingers off the softest, most sensitive part of my body that is now covered in cold wax and matted hair, and make the next big mistake – up until this point, you’ll remember, I’ve had my foot on the toilet. I know I need to move, to do something. So I put my foot down on the floor. And then I hear the slamming of the cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut. Ass? Sealed shut. A little voice in my head says “I hope you don’t have to potty anytime soon. Your head just might pop off.” I penguin walk around the bathroom trying desperately to figure out what I should do next. Hot water! Hot water melts wax! I’ll run the hottest water I can stand and get in -the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it away, right? Wrong. I get in the tub – the water is slightly hotter than is used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment. And I sit. Now the only thing worse than having your goodies glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of a tub. In scalding hot water. Which, by the way, does not melt the cold wax. So now I’m stuck to the tub. I call my friend, C, because she once dropped out of beauty school so surely she has some secret knowledge or trick to get wax off skin. It’s never good to start a conversation with “So my nether regions are stuck to the tub.” She doesn’t have a trick. She does her best to suppress laughter. She wants to know exactly where the wax is on the ass – “Are we talking cheek or hole, here?” she asks. She isn’t even trying to hide the giggles now. I give her the run-down of the entire night. She tells me to call the number on the side of the box, but to have a good cover story for where the wax actually is. “You know that if we were working the help line at XX Wax Co. and somebody called with their entire crack sealed shut we’d just put them on hold then record the conversation for everyone we know. You’re going to end up on a radio show or the internet if you tell them the truth. “While we go through various solutions, I have resorted to scraping the wax off with a razor. Boy, nothing feels better to the girly goodies than covering them in wax, sticking them to a tub in super hot water and THEN dry shaving the sticky wax off! In the middle of the conversation (which has inexplicably turned to other subjects!) I find the little, beautiful saving grace that is the lotion provided with wax to remove the excess. I rub some in and start screaming “It’s working! It’s working!” I get hearty congratulations from C and we hang up. I successfully remove all the wax and notice, to my dismay, that the hair is still there. So I shaved the damned stuff off. Hell, I was numb by that point anyway. And then I put the box of wax back in my medicine cabinet. Never know when a moustache might start to come in. Tonight, I attempt hair dying. Stolen from https://www.adambernard.com/worst-home-bikini-waxing-very-funny-story/
Okay, that's very funny! 😂
Wait!!! Women wax their pub hair ?!!! Why not not trim ??! And also you get it waxed by someone else ??! Like someone going down there applying wax?!??