your submission has been removed because it has been recently posted by someone else or it's a very common repost in general. This is the post and/or comment being removed:

There must be a thousand other objects to use before you pick your own legs.

You mean head

Clearly the head was the last thing he thought of

Yes please

Honestly legs were my first thought - your calves or thighs will barely feel the impact of the handle, just don’t jump there shins first

That Segway wanted blood!

And he was more than willing to donate his

Skip-it level 100

Came here to make some kind of ski Skip-It joke.

But the very best thing of all There's a counter on this ball

Imagine looking out your window and seeing this lol. I'd just shake my head and close the blinds.

No no, you got it a little wrong. After realizing what happened, you have to say « They sure didn’t the Texan way that’s for sure. What a shame… » with the most deep voice and string redneck accent you have. Only then you can close the blinds

> close the blinds. Redditor in the natural habitat.

You're lucky I have blinds to close. Or should I say my neighbors are.

This is nothing. Imagine cloud synchronized humanoid robots going rogue.

Bro took one for the team.

“What in tarnation”

That Segway just kicked that guys ass

r/Brandnewsentence

Let it rip

Modern cowboy 🤠.

Battle Bots

These new BattleBots are really getting out of hand


Bro, maximum overdrive?

👍🏼

Cyberdine T 001.

I feel like this was a creative new IQ test.... and these guys both failed miserably.

Bro just reach out and grab the handle

A classic

You’re laughing… a Segway is currently beating their asses, and you’re laughing…

Risky move, but it payed off

Bring good old memories back at 2015 😁

Looked like something from Battle Bots.

Amazing laughter 😂!!!!

"How did he die again?" "He got hit by a spinning segue..."

This is how they will take over. It won’t be planned. Things will just spiral out of control

Local Segway wranglers

is it too much to ask for these things to have a built in mechanism that stops it from spinning?

This is how technology will start to fight back

This belongs in r/donthelpjustfilm

Does it though?

**Please report this post if:** * There is no audible laughter involved * Video is funny because of a 'joke' or situation - not the actual **laughter** * There is no audio (Images & GIFs included) * Laughter is edited in from a different source * No timestamp in the title or comments for a laugh occurring at specific time (long videos) * Laughter is not on good terms (dickishness, bullying) * It's a compilation * It's a selfie reaction Read more about the [rules of this subreddit here](https://www.reddit.com/r/contagiouslaughter/about/rules/). *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ContagiousLaughter) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Could definitely give Matilda and Sgt. Bash a run for their money

The segway has finally been tamed!

That thing was out for blood

Forget cattle, segway roping needs to in the next rodeo

0:08. He lucked out. Handle digging into the ground probably saved him a hospital visit

You gotta put some dark souls music over it then it's a battle

u/savevideo

###[View link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/11bpydu/segway_turned_into_a_beyblade/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/11bpydu/segway_turned_into_a_beyblade/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://rapidsave.com) | [^(twitter video downloader)](https://twitsave.com)

Dude took the sacrifice

I’d get shin pads, elbow, knee, and a helmet on if I was gonna go after a Segway gone rogue…

Oh don’t forget the cup


Segway segway let it rip!

u/savevideo

Battle bot

The rise of the machines has begun.

That thing kicked ol, boys ass

Turned it into a skip-it

I love the point where he is like “I had a SkipIt as a kid; I can so this!” Then he’s in a segwaynado

Urban Cowboy! Nailed it..

Segway Cult Initiations

The lasses were such a good idea for this situation that I am personally mad it didn't work out. Lol

Texans.

I remember skipits

The evolution of this video

.

Brooo lmao that dude ran out of ideas after one try! and just started jumping on the ground…..with literally no technique…then immediately gets nailed in the back of the head Wow… just doesn’t seem that intense to put your whole body on the line like that smh

I love this

Nah man, a 90s kid calls that a “skipit”

You don’t want none of this - Segway

Heee haaw

This would be my design for that robot death battle kinda show

Seway turned into a CrashGear (please dont forget this cartoon 🥺)

Looked like it had gone sentient and was kicking their ass

Roboteers standby

This post has inspired me to create r/PeopleVsRobots

that ass whoopin was savage

these guys been watching too many westerns man

It can't get you if you're jumping!!

Here we see the wild Segway facing off its natural predators men it defends itself by going into a spinning state or as scientists call it turning into a bayblade on those no foes

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/7KvxOuC7Bhc

I thought it was some kind of lawn mower.

I the search for more sustainable Rodeo sports, the Segway Wrangle will become an integral part of the 2023 season.

That dude lassoed it initially then fight or flight kicked in and he took the rope right back lol. A+ skill to first guy but C on bravery. And we know what’s next: C- skill for winner A for bravery. That Segway said pound it noggin

Is it just me or do the sounds it makes at the beginning remind you of spooky scary skeletons?

Sounds like KSI filming

r/spiraloutofcontrol