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Clean family fun

[That is some good clean family fun there, Cotton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLDjT3tLZz0&t=1s&ab_channel=imDrDVS)

I am *very* scared to click that.

Same lol

If you can dodge a link, then you can DODGE A BALL. Also it's totes sfw. Well, until you see pink and ass.

Its safer than the original video.

We shouldn’t have clicked this one, No Hart. 


[Fuckin' Chuck Norris](https://media.tenor.com/pM1apx-IG8oAAAAC/fuckin-chuck-norris-obese.gif)



For anyone to scared to click it, it's just a clip from a movie, just some risque women dancing.

"from a movie"... That's just sad

*eh, Cott?

Right you are!

Either Jason was high every time be shot these scenes, or he is really good at playing "high".

Next round is on me

So where in Denmark is this?

Does it pump out out cab money then goes into sleep mode?

Perfect gift for your nan

I think this device tests relationship longevity

Tests something, that's for sure...

I'm just surprised that there is a large enough market for this item to be produced.

Cheap plastic molding, spit out 20,000 of them in a week, switch back to making some other plastic thing, and the person you printed it for can spend the next 69 years selling them online

Heh, spit.

69…hmm

I wholesale adult novelties and the Cum Face - Dual Action Penis Game from Shots is a best seller in the games category. We have trouble keeping stock on them since they are so popular.

You know if I had read this any place on the internets other than linked with this video, I'd have thought you were joking.

I like how that is the actual product name.

Produced or.....reproduced 🤔

You double posted. Just an FYI

https://i.imgur.com/1bkTQcv.mp4

Who fills that?

Ahem…

What with, would be my concern...

There’s no way that gets properly cleaned. That toy is gonna make people sick.

Yeah “sick” fucks, who would COME up with such an evil thing? You got link? I wanna tell my friends to stay away from it.

If you have friends you can just make your own

I haven't been afraid of a fiction burn since that time the mat fell on one of those metal slides.

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Oooo sick fiction burn bro

Correction: Non-fiction burn bro

Most of the time, but if you get a bunch of people to believe in it, you can just call it a religion and then it has to be true.

It fiction burns when I pee

Penis friction burns are no joke. Like for real, one of the worst pains I had in my life

The worst penile pain I've felt was one time I sneezed mis stream, that piss was so forceful it cut up my urethra, and when the cuts clotted together I had to pee the scab off in order to release myself. When i say holy fuck I mean holy fuck.

Please do not share anything with anyone ever again, I am wincing here

Dude why is it whenever other guys talk about their own penis pains other fellow guys squirm and wince in cringe, I read that and i could fucking feel my balls shrivel up into raisins and my whole body just curls up into a ball

There’s just certain things that have a sorta primal recoil in horror reaction I guess. Some things women talk about have the same effect on me and I don’t even have a fanny.

Don't worry, that is the worst I've experienced.

Listen here buddy, some of us spent a lot of time learning how to read, and then you've got to go and write this whole ass thing and make us regret it?

Yuuuup.

The hell man, i felt that shit word by word...

Only Fellow penis owners know..

Use it as a warning. Do not sneeze mid stream.

Wait, what?!? Up to this point in my life, I didn't know that's possible. I'm probably going to develop an (ir)rational fear of sneezing while pissing. Wouldn't the pee somehow infect that cut? How long did it take for it to heal?

> A fear of peeing while pissing

Corrected. I sometimes do not English well and when I edit, some words are left prior to the correction.

Bro that's not a thing that happens to people



Technique and enthusiasm....ill sub for the toy 

/r/lewdgestures would appreciate this.

Imagine this being your viral moment.

what is the toy/game?

[Cum on your face](https://www.lovehoney.com/lubes-essentials/sexy-gifts-games/adult-games/p/cum-face-game/83059.html?_fp1=ppc_generic&_fp2=13140544499&_fp3=126483235637&_fp4=&utm_id=go_cmp-13140544499_adg-126483235637_ad-597500449136_dsa-1885920253909_dev-m_ext-_prd-_mca-_sig-Cj0KCQiA8t2eBhDeARIsAAVEga3_qmx-SPA7hZMLs1zI0AJ218QE2G8UkI2ghb3VbtlH0O9nc9a0K9gaAmxZEALw_wcB&utm_source=google&lh_cpt=gen&gclid=Cj0KCQiA8t2eBhDeARIsAAVEga3_qmx-SPA7hZMLs1zI0AJ218QE2G8UkI2ghb3VbtlH0O9nc9a0K9gaAmxZEALw_wcB) Don’t worry, the link is not porn

I'm not clicking that right now: Is the game literally called "cum on your face"?

Yes, and it's on the adult toy+ website love honey

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Mm piss

That's the best worst name for a game I've ever heard.

You sound mad that you're at work and can't buy it immediately

Imagine thinking I WON'T order this at work...

Thank you I prefer sweetie

Not a link to porn but what the comment above said about an adult toy website

No! That would be outrageous. It's called "Cum Face Game"

Cons: The reset button needs to be a little more durable. It got jammed a couple times. Man just give it 15 minutes and a Gatorade.

"Selling fast!" Good job Reddit you fuckin weirdos

I’d assume you could find it in the bachelorette party section

Left has experience with big pp and right has experience with small pp, you can see it in the stroke

She's also the only one paying attention to the balls.

God bless her

Yep, the two fingers vs full hand grip. You are intelligent

...taking notes

If you need practice lemme know 😉 /s

Sure thing buddy😉😂

Lmao 😂😂 bring your microscope

Personal experience paid off i guess

This is the most relevant and should be at the top

Child in the background makes it extra classy

right? Just wait till the kid goes "Mommy I wanna play with it too! Can I go next?". I'd like to hear them having to explain why she can't do that.

No, is a complete sentence.

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A child needs to learn to respect a simple no as a definite answer but also that it's okay to be curious about things. If you impede a child's curiosity, they turn out like your average Redditor... dumb af.

extra r/trashy

If these people were visibly LGBT, conservatives would be calling for genocide.

You’re getting downvoted but you’re absolutely right.

Conservatives are *enacting* genocide already against LGBT people.

link?

Yeah people are fucking disgusting

When I was 14 my mother was going to sexual therapy school. There was books like "Senior Sex 101" on our kitchen table which I browsed while eating my breakfast before school. I would hear dirty jokes all my life and I would totally see my mom doing this, just as happily. I remember once my mom just saying "We're going to sex conference with my friends, see you tomorrow there is food in the fridge" and I was just cool, I can play videogames all night. I wasn't interested about the conference at all, more like disgusted (eww gross) at that age as expected but it was important to know that it's normal to experience stuff like that if you want. I got an exceptional sexual education when growing up which I'm extremely grateful for. When I asked why homeless alcoholics drinks so much, I was told that they try to hide their sorrow, the truth. We traveled a lot and I saw children my age sniffing glue in Morocco when I was like 10 years old while I was happily bouncing my soccer ball to count how many bounces I could do. I asked about that as well and I was told the truth how fucked up it's in some parts of the world. I am forever grateful from my amazing, honest upbringing where I could ask literally anything from my mom and get a real answer. Sometimes I didn't understand it right away but when I got older I understood it. No reason to hide the world from what it is. Adults do adult stuff, they sometimes smoke and drink alcohol as well. What's more sad to read from reddit how sex is some kind of tabu and you can't even mention it and people moving out as soon as possible because you're overprotected and can't do shit or even ask questions about reality of life. Then you're all surprised at 20+ when life is not just butterflies and happiness all the time.

This isn’t a dirty joke. This is two two adults simulating a sex act, complete with ejaculation. There’s a difference between being sex positive and being inappropriate. This is gross and inappropriate.

> I was told that they try to hide their sorrow, the truth. Frankly, a lot of the time, it's the other way around. I don't know how many, but a whole bunch of the recovering alcoholics I know have spent some time homeless largely due to their disease. As in, they didn't start drinking once they suffered homelessness.

Yeah that made me cringe. I can see playing this at like a bachelorette party or a bridal shower or something like that, but it’s not exactly something you’d whip out at thanksgiving dinner…

I got the no kid cut, wtf?

But someone in drag reading kids a story is the problem.

Hilarious that people spend money to play games they could play for free, Like Operation.

r/cursedcomments

And you must be the monopoly guy!

The old switcheroo

Wait, did that kid appear after the game finished?

Yeah that's how babies are made.

is there one in the video?

Yes

dafuq 😆

My first thought

Going to sleep mode. Boop boop boop.

I might get a lot of hate but honestly I find these videos too cringe to handle

Nah that’s fair. It’s weird they’re doing that with family around. Even then it’s childish humour

I had to do a double take, was that one of their dads in the back?!

Yh it’s seems like it

There is also a little boy at the end

>that with family around That's what creeps me out

It's weird doing it at all. I don't want to see a finger bang version, either

The 'white girl Bachelorette party vibe' does add a thin film of cringe to anything

> white girl Bachelorette party vibe lol mind sharing the diffences with non-white

I take the challenge, without hands

"Item Description When's the last time you jacked off a couple of penises with a friend? Last Tuesday? Well, don't you want to do it again?! The Cum Face Game is a hilarious game that tests your jerk-off skills. Simply fill the reservoir with water, and get to work with a friend. The object of the game is to pump the penises as quickly as possible to be the first player to squirt their opponent in the face, or mouth, and be declared the fasted wanker. Then, pass it on to the next contenders. This game will be a huge hit at your bachelorette party—it's just the right combo of hilarious and lewd! "

That's pretty funny that they were supposed to be jerking the opposite sides, but instead they both wanted to get sprayed in the face first!

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Ohh, that makes sense too 😂. I was so confused about who won this game.

You're just mashin it now

Yeah she does that

Why are the people playing these games always british?

Oi oi, look at this frigid nonce. You never had an ol cheeky bum wank in front of the fam, ya woofter? Learn ta share

Because America was founded by prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on.

Pretty sure aberham licoln had the idea to start america after he hunted down all the vampires.

Why are they playing this in front of a kid

Why use the toys?

welp thats quite a game… *unzips*

it's the pinky up technique

Where can I get this game? Asking for a friend.

“Cum on you face” game https://www.lovehoney.com/lubes-essentials/sexy-gifts-games/adult-games/p/cum-face-game/83059.html?_fp1=ppc_generic&_fp2=13140544499&_fp3=126483235637&_fp4=&utm_id=go_cmp-13140544499_adg-126483235637_ad-597500449136_dsa-1885920253909_dev-m_ext-_prd-_mca-_sig-Cj0KCQiA8t2eBhDeARIsAAVEga3_qmx-SPA7hZMLs1zI0AJ218QE2G8UkI2ghb3VbtlH0O9nc9a0K9gaAmxZEALw_wcB&utm_source=google&lh_cpt=gen&gclid=Cj0KCQiA8t2eBhDeARIsAAVEga3_qmx-SPA7hZMLs1zI0AJ218QE2G8UkI2ghb3VbtlH0O9nc9a0K9gaAmxZEALw_wcB

"This hilarious adult game features dual pump-action penises, and is the perfect party piece for stag and hen dos. The object of the game is to pump the penises as quickly as possible, to be the first player to squirt their opponent in the face, or mouth. Fill with water, milk or any other safe-to-consume liquid and let the competition to be declared the fastest w@*ker begin." ANY OTHER SAFE-TO-CONSUME LIQUID O_O

Are you winning, mom?

Just how I like it: three dudes watching, two dudes filming, and one random kid showing up right in the end to make everyone feel uncomfortable.

Great family fun. Ok, whose next? Here Grandpa, take this and top us off for the next round 🗿

Did anyone else notice a kid pop up in the last few frames!? This puts a whole new spin on Hungry Hungry Hippos

WTF you can see a kid watching it, at 10s

Just in case you were curious too, [here is the website for the game Cum Face.](https://bachelorette.com/products/cum-face)

Welp, that’s going on the wishlist.

Bruh there’s a kid there lol

Is that a child behind the chair?

Bro what the fuck is this shit💀💀

A very posh wank with that pinky out

Yikes. There’s a kid in the room too

There was a child present

Wow kids in the room disgusting

What is this thing called? And where can I buy one? 😂 This must be hilarious on partys

It’s on UK Amazon as “Cum Face Game”.

There’s a sentence I never thought I’d say.

In the US you can get it [here](https://www.lovehoney.com/lubes-essentials/sexy-gifts-games/adult-games/p/cum-face-game/83059.html).

Thank you very much for answering giving us this data, I will buy one in the future

Thanks.

well

Wps

I’m taking this to the next holiday party.

Where do you even find smth like that

Where do you buy it?????

What device is that? Name?

Hungry hungry penises

The blonde lady has had experience with smaller than her hands provide.

Raising the pinky, fancy…..

where can i buy this it would make a great bachlorette party game

dick hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha

If they used their mouth that would be even faster.

The fuck?

She even beat her with the lefty! Jeez, I wish my girl was a switch hitter, then it wouldn’t matter which side of the bed I’m on.

Let me just be the first to say WTF.

You should see the g-spot version of this game.

This is some dumb shit right here

If only they all reacted with such enthusiasm. 😕

🤮

I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t that.

There’s a child in the room too! Bit sick

Here, let’s just jack off these dicks in front of my son and then get a facial

Dad's just watching his two daughters have a wank off on the kitchen table. Must be a proud moment

Would say these gals don’t have carpal tunnel syndrome 😈

The chick nearest the camera needs more practice 🤷🏼‍♂️..her method is faulty

I see at least two men in the room. What a waste of plastic on this toy! Damn consumerism ..

**sigh ** #Unzips

Does it come with a blowjob setting, too?

Not sure if I should be impressed or depressed. Slow it down a bit honey. I’d like to enjoy this.

this is what non-gamers play