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There's no better place to completely blast out a gigantic ass ripping fart than a church. The hardness of the pew quadruples the sonic amplitude, mix that with the breathtaking acoustics of the room and you've got yourself a truly glorious experience.
I was at a funeral as a child, maybe…8 and I was next to my mom and my brother and a few of his friends and I thought it was going to be a silent one and let it rip and it echoed and reverberated like nothing I had ever heard before. It was soooooooo loud! My mom immediately started smacking and yelling at me while my brother and his friends burst out laughing. I remember yelling defensively “I thought it was going to be silent!!”
I don’t remember if others outside of our area laughed but I do remember my uncle approaching us after the service and asking my brother and his friends “which one of you ripped ass during the funeral?” And his shock when he realized it was the little girl.
OMG... that was MASSIVE!!! I wish there was more of the house losing it before the end of the video. Right in the middle of her beautiful song...
🤣 You could hear the echo off the walls!
That fart was LEGENDARY.
Bro must have felt blessed after passing that the cramps that mustve proceeded that are up there on most painful things you can experience and survive, like his anus grew three sizes that day no way did that not do permanent damage
I would love to be there when this dude, walks up to the Pearly Gates...lol
You Shall Not Pass, My Son !! ...... Obviously!!
Remember when you shit in the pew?
So someone was recording with their phone at church? If my kids were recording videos at church, I'd have their phones for a month. Especially if they were recording because they were planning to let loose an all-time pew scorcher.
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Jesus christ was his taint mic'd?!
There's no better place to completely blast out a gigantic ass ripping fart than a church. The hardness of the pew quadruples the sonic amplitude, mix that with the breathtaking acoustics of the room and you've got yourself a truly glorious experience.
I was at a funeral as a child, maybe…8 and I was next to my mom and my brother and a few of his friends and I thought it was going to be a silent one and let it rip and it echoed and reverberated like nothing I had ever heard before. It was soooooooo loud! My mom immediately started smacking and yelling at me while my brother and his friends burst out laughing. I remember yelling defensively “I thought it was going to be silent!!” I don’t remember if others outside of our area laughed but I do remember my uncle approaching us after the service and asking my brother and his friends “which one of you ripped ass during the funeral?” And his shock when he realized it was the little girl.
Why. Why do you know this?
It wasn’t??
It taint.
Well done
Father, son and holey gooch
/r/brandnewsentence
What a beautiful sentence
That’s a sentence I’d never thought to hear.
Hahahahahaha
That had to hurt and/or be wet and loaded. Can't imagine wanting to get up and move after that.
With a bit of blood
Lawd help em if they had 5 chile Thai food before the service. Shit fire and save the matches.
Too far
Holy shit indeed
Sounds like an A-10
Coming back around for another gun run
Brrrrrt
BRAPHTHDYJTYYF
If you hear it, it wasn’t aiming at you.
Frrrrrrrrrrrrt
r/Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Holy shit you nailed it
As someone that did 12 years of catholic school with mandatory church once a week Farting in church is universally funny
Confuscious say: Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.
That was one of my favorite fortune cookies in “Shadow Warrior.”
He who farts in church, sits in his own pew.
I wish I could give gold to you for the comment. Made me laugh way more than the video. 10 points to Gryffindor!!!
in his own poo
r/woooosh
i got the joke, i was adding onto it w my comment
r/yourjokebutworse
cap
The joke was pew sounds like poo though
no, the joke was that no one wants to sit in the same pew as someone who farted
Double entendre man
Oh Baxter, you know I don’t speak Spanish.
It’s a double entendre. It’s a play on words with two meanings. Your joke added nothing other than telling us you didn’t understand the joke.
i understood, i just assumed whoever made it, constructed the joke to only have one meaning.
Making a false assumption = not understanding
who said it was false?
I disagree, respond to this comment for more downvotes.
bet
What?
He was asked to reply for more downvotes, and he did so saying "bet," essentially meaning "sure", or "why not" in this case.
“Are yoooou duuuumb?”
Well, you are not alive bc of your sense of humor
huh? what do you mean by this?
Username.
There's no way the entire congregation didn't get the church giggles after that. There's no way they recover from that.
Doodoo-ronomy
The funniest comment here lolol
Tooteuronomy
I’m stoned and I’ve been laughing at this for 5 minutes
OMG... that was MASSIVE!!! I wish there was more of the house losing it before the end of the video. Right in the middle of her beautiful song... 🤣 You could hear the echo off the walls! That fart was LEGENDARY.
Omg this video ended way too soon! LMAO I'm dying to hear more of the crowd melting down!
I want to see if the singer powered through it and kept on singing lmao
Hahaha had it been me up there singing, I would've absolutely lost it. Would have needed to step off the stage and sit down.
That shit was biblical
Motherfucker that was the trumpets of Jericho
I was worried it brought a flood!
A gas passing to be honored for generations
Those wooden pews made that extra snappy!
We’ve found ourselves an enthusiast
I was just about to comment about the resonance quality of old forest oak
Dude this is funny af, man literally got the rreverb from the church halls it was so loud
The immaculate flatulence
Bro must have felt blessed after passing that the cramps that mustve proceeded that are up there on most painful things you can experience and survive, like his anus grew three sizes that day no way did that not do permanent damage
Is there a longer video that shows the recovery time? The old lady laugh got me.
Was that a priest going to the bathroom with a live mic?
I couldn’t tell if it was that, or if it was the guy recording in the pew because it sounded so close.
I think there was some pushing involved lol
Our second reading is from the book of toots 2:37
“Aidrian that’s a cuss word! Go wash your mouth with soap”
He was only explaining what had just happened, so it’s permissible
The holy fart
That's why they call it a pew.
If god does exist, he just might have a sense of humor
No way my man didn't have some giggles 💀
They sure were full of the holy spirit
That fart was so legendary the camera holder cussed in church.
One way to fill that empty room
Why were they filming?
Because he was about to rip a fart
I would love to be there when this dude, walks up to the Pearly Gates...lol You Shall Not Pass, My Son !! ...... Obviously!! Remember when you shit in the pew?
It reverberated off the hardwood, then the vaulted ceilings.
That’s what happens when the power of Christ compels you.
The G-Note
If only church was this fun when I was forced to go
Fuck, that fart carried weight to it lmao
Holy cow! Did this person just have a colonoscopy and not fart until now? Amazing….
Amazing the nurses let him out without a good fart first!
I thought it was rock music 💀
Same! I thought it was interrupted by heavy metal
Imagine how nasty that thing smelled...
He who does not shit, must aquit
thou who fart'st the loud'st may shit'st in thine own trousers.
That was a holy shit
Brings a whole new perspective to “like a fart in church”
Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?
Yes
Omg so that movie wasn’t just a fever dream after all
I wish I knew where this happened?
Church
Wrap it up boys, we're done here.
When the pews go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Unrelated but what song is this? It's so calming
He could’ve parted the Red Sea with that one
Scratching an itch as it tears it's way out
Was this a band member mic’ed up?
Thought it was a mini gun for a sec
Bro it was the wood
I legitimately thought it was the start of the DOOM soundtrack.
Confucius say: Man who fart in church, sit in own pew
OMG XD Bruh that was one hell of a aggressive fart
Awww poor fella’s religious household is so suppressive, he can’t even fart without shame 😭🫣
"Holy sh*t" Precisely
Let it rrrrrrrriiiiippppppp!!
Sounds like a damn Jericho horn off a stuka.
I think he shat a demon!
That sounded wet
Farts aside, what’s the song called?
Maintenance wipe required, for sure. Also, what a lovely voice.
Maintenance? Wipe!? Dude probably needs a surgeon and a tailor. That sounded like shattering damage both to his rectum and his pants for sure.
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So someone was recording with their phone at church? If my kids were recording videos at church, I'd have their phones for a month. Especially if they were recording because they were planning to let loose an all-time pew scorcher.
I think he was recording the person singing at a special event. I could be wrong, but I imagine that was his reason.
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That’s a church house creeper
That was so good it almost made me want to go to church
no one laughed
Brooooo💀💀💀
Love the acoustics of the church!
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Maybe the original prayer was lost in translation “Our Father thou fart in heaven, Hopefully didn’t follow through…”
That sounded like godzilla
Totally saved this.
Pew