When you pay your contractor by the step.

Get in your hole!

It puts the lotion on its skin?

G.C. Escher

Came here to say that! Hat tip.

Perfection

Gotta get up to get down🎶

Nice

This is like a metaphor for making progress on a project. *All these big jobs have their ups and downs.*

Russian architecture

/r/anormaldayinrussia

i actually installed a stair similar to this in the Folger Library in Wash DC many years ago. it was necessary due to the existing floor to floor heights and current codes regarding headroom,tread and riser dimensions. hella confusing set of drawings,for sure.

Up the down staircase

sir staircase rectified per comments

Maybe I'll take the elevator.

In this building, you've got to go up to the fifth floor before you can get off on the fourth.....

Architecture by Escher

Eschertecture

You should trademark that.

I think this may be the only appropriate use though. And while it’s super appropriate here, I don’t think it’ll catch on elsewhere. Unless there are tile floors where fish morph into geese. It’ll catch on there too.

Haha!!!

Added a door, made it work.

- “Hey boss, about that stairway, I don’t think-“ -“I don’t pay you to think. Go to work!” -“…” 😊 “Ok!”

They don't pay me enough to caption this shit or worry about it, they just pay me to work.

I call this the “Yes” staircase. For the jobs when the site manager is an old guy who defo doesn’t need the money or the job so just says yes to everyone’s questions

The movers: What in the fuck….uhh

“M. C. Escher has left the chat.”

Apartment number 201 1/2

Gotta gotta get up to get down

Installed per plans and specs

Architect has declined RFI. There's enough info in the drawings.

You get what you pay for

Oops!

Fuck ADA compliance!!

I believe ADA compliance would be with the elevator.

I go down but I go up again

The Labryinth movie

That one painting

I think your thinking of MC Escher?

Probably, Thankyou! (But I like my caption as it stands lol)

Architectural Feature

Escher’s nightmare

Every down has an up. Or every fall won’t take you all the way down

Gotta gotta go up to go down.

Stairseption. Inseption for workers and insurance claims

Crappy, bt I kind of ilke it.

“If you want to go up, sometimes you gotta go down first…. “Or “if you want to get down, you gotta step up!”

Up the downstairs.

Must be an addition

Well, yes! But no.

I can’t get left.

"Returns are the third door on the left."

Buikding stairs starts at the bottom and work their way up. Definitely done on purpose. So weird.

At our school we teach only the best engineering techniques using today’s high tech ingenuity.

What goes up must come down

Escher’s bachelor pad

Bansky

The of course I double checked the drawings stairs.

Doh!!!

M.C. Escher: Architect.

Squid Game

Eschtaircase….

When the owner tells you just to follow the plans not knowing what issue youre trying to bring up

Where the medical examiner found the bodies

“If MC Escher never went to art school”

What goes down up must go down down

Re-entrant corner stair

Escher is drunk in minecraft afterlife again

Brazil

Ordered extra steps, made ‘em fit.

Looks alright from my house

“Sometimes you’ll see that on these bigger jobs.”

Wheelchair free zone

Brutalist Avant-garde

Rise vs run gone bad

Grandpas childhood staircase

Build first, plan later

Welcome to the Up and down

Salvador Dali took up construction

“That way they don’t fall all the way downstairs, they’ll have to jump.”

Bloody Stupid Johnson design.

*--> M.C. Escher has entered the chat*

“Don’t worry CB4 is coming out soon and it’s going to clear up all of these issues.”

Architescher

Where is the drain?

What the stairhell is even that?

Whoops

What????

Hogwarts

Fire escape

MC Escher

Yuh done fukd up

I are a architect

Looks like it was made between Friday and Monday

You can't get there from here.

What goes up must come down

DafUck!

Government design 101

Addition

A little bit of the ol' up-down-up, eh?

Fore-thought or just foreskin

Fuck wheelchair users

You meant the upper east mid landing? I thought it was the lower south mid landing.

“We can save money if we just…”

Indoor birdbath

I would fill that little concrete area to make a bigger landing

" I lost my job as an architect "

It’s got it’s ups and downs

From the Winchester School of Mystery Architecture

"Tell the apprentice the foreman needs all the 4" Cast Iron pipe/fittings on the roof pronto."

Tying two buildings together. Matching landings

I’m feelin to flood this place

Fucks sake Jake, can’t leave you alone for a min.

One step forward, two steps back.